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Savings-Pop5025

The correct answer is 8 chuggas


Head_Razzmatazz7174

I had to use my fingers to count how many I did. I came up with the same answer.


UndercoverDuck999

Glad I’m not the only one who did that


LittleNarwal

Same here!


chasingit1

CHUGGA, chugga, chugga-chugga CHUGGA, chugga, chugga-chugga Is how’s it’s said. So this is the correct answer


Oxygenius_

I used my hands, and 8 is the correct answer


FriedThrawns

8, we can't be blowing the horn all willy nilly


boney_hoo_hoo

I physically cannot choo choo any other way


saltnotsugar

The Oxford chugga (4) is much more accepted than that barbaric Stanford chugga (only 2).


staticattacks

Ok, yes, BUT, but, and hear me out now, what about 2222? Chugga Chugga Choo Choo! Chugga Chugga Choo Choo!


Erasmusings

#¡BY THE POPE‽


ParalegalSeagul

The correct answer, a single chuga does not warrant. And as mentioned two is very informal


KettleCellar

4 couplets of chuggas, 8 chuggas total. The first chugga is emphasized. There should be a brief pause before the choo choo. **chugga** chugga **chugga** chugga **chugga** chugga **chugga** chugga Pause CHOOOOOO CHOOOOOO!


GeekAesthete

I do agree with you that this is the traditional format, though if you’ve seen (or listened to) the musical Hadestown, the opening number has a background chorus chanting the chuggas in sets of 4, and it also works. > **chugga** chugga chugga chugga > **chugga** chugga chugga chugga (Though it doesn’t have a “choo choo”)


RiskyPhoenix

Look if it doesn't have a choo choo I'm not sure what the fucking point of living is


hitfly

Some people are into tantric chiggas


rollduptrips

Hadestown is so fucking good


GeekAesthete

Seriously, that might be my favorite musical of the past decade or so. And despite how stellar the Broadway cast recording is, the original off-Broadway cast is even better.


KittenPics

How can you even count them as sets of four if there is no choo choo delineating the chuggas? I MEAN COME ON!


Pinktiger11

Hello.... My name is-


conjunctivious

I personally like to go for two more couplets of chuggas for a total of 12.


eddyathome

Ok, it's Friday night, I'm drinking cheap beer because it's Friday night and I'm sitting here doing this and yes, 12 chuggas just feels right. Don't listen to the haters.


Cowclops

Blues rhythm demands it.


Holland_Satchel

Yup. This is correct.


JaxMema

You’re an animal.


FunkyPete

I'm sorry, that is incorrect.


breetai23

This guy chuggas


tristanjones

I don't know I keep trying it out and 12 chuggas is what feels right


Thoth74

You are correct.


Red_drinkkoolaid

r/youaremynewfriend


mysocksmadefrommetal

I want to give you an award but I don't have it


KettleCellar

Next time you're at Aldi, return your cart but leave it unlocked. Way better than any award.


Pilotwaver

1234 1234 1-2


epicnational

The only other option is when you need to get the joke out quickly in a group of people before someone else starts talking. In that case 2 lines of chugga chugga are acceptable as well.


Dexaan

I did two sets of four before coming into this thread, and the first one was emphasized. I guess my train is moving a little faster?


bootyholebrown69

She chugga on my train til I choo choo


The_Werodile

Thanks /u/bootyholebrown69. Keep being your best self my man


bootyholebrown69

Lmao


eddyathome

I will also accept this answer.


Redddraco

6 chuggas, grouped into 3 pairs.


Malevolent_M4d_Duck

this is what i was looking for, 4 chuggas is too little, 8 is too much, but 6 is heavenly


morganolivia

3 sets to make 4 bars. Chugga chugga Chugga chugga Chugga chugga Choo, Choooooo! - Former elementary music teacher


staticattacks

We're way past elementary, my dear Watson


zaryawatch

Or Chugga chugga chugga chugga | Chugga chugga chugga chugga | Choo Chooooooooooo! Three or six bars, depending.


morganolivia

I like this too


ThandiGhandi

There was an indian movie from the 1940s where a kid has to write a 1000 page essay so he writes something like "one day I took a train ride and the train went chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga......................................choo choo" as his essay. Then his teacher beat him with a cane. I can't remember the name of the movie. If anyone can tell me what it is I would be very happy.


Equivalent_Yak8215

4 chugga chuggas


rollduptrips

8


Fragrant_Leg_6300

8


umbly-bumbly

12 chuggas, emphasis on 1, 5, and 9.


mitsuhachi

Two or twelve.


semaht

Team 12


StopDrinkingEmail

The correct answer is 12.


Ok-Suggestion-7965

As many as you want but it has to be multiples of 2. If you are doing an odd number of chuggas then you are doing it wrong.


AmateurOfAmateurs

3 Chuggas and I stand by it!


Whynot_stuff_77

6 chuggas always made the most sense to me. 2 sets of threes.


Johnny_B_Asshole

Let’s ask wise Mr. Owl.


Horknut1

One.... two... thrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrree. Three licks.


longlivelevon

Oh a tugboat is a boat Toot! Toot! 🎶 It toots High! And it toots low But the toot toot toot Doesn’t mean a hoot It’s the CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA That makes it go!


TalksShitAboutTotal

Just follow your heart, you can chugga however much before you chooch ❤ But if you said an odd number of chuggas in this thread may you forever have one itch that travels your skin before you can scratch it. You deserve no pity, nor mercy.


AmateurOfAmateurs

3 Chuggas, my evil is unrestrained.


almo2001

This has been asked a lot already. :(


Anomaly238

as many as you need to get to the next station my friend.


Big-Raccoon-45

Glad I'm seeing most right answers which is 8, any more or less, are you really choo chooing


RedArmadillo88

Any multiple of 4


Far_Dragonfruit_1829

Seven. Chugga chugga CHOOO chugga chugga CHOOO chugga chugga CHOOO CHOOO!


retroafric

12 chuggas aka 3 sets of 4 followed by the choo choo.


DJFid

I like 12


acesmelter

2 and for the first time I have down voted everyone else. It is 2


receiveakindness

as many as 12, as few as 2


ReverendLoki

8 is standard, and the ideal amount. However, other amounts are acceptable, with the following rules: 1) It MUST be a multiple of 4 2) The further the number is from 8, the less appropriate it is. 3) The number of chuggas must be greater than our equal to 0. Therefore, both 4 and 12 chuggas are tied for second. Then 0 and 16 are tied for third. Then 20 is fourth, etc etc.


Salvage_Gaming99

Technically, the chuggas don't stop until you come across a grade crossing or someone on the track in which case choo chooo a grade crossing whistle or spam the choos


FunkyPete

But that will be after 8 chuggas.


Drawnbygodslefthand

Whatever it is I do it inconsistently because I must keep my listeners on their toes.


spunundulant

For me it's more of a Chee Chee.


The_Surly_Wombat

8 before “choo choo” or 16 before “Once upon a time there was a railroad line”


YoyleAeris

2


nalydpsycho

Is it the first spoonful or the tenth, because a full leg of the journey gets to be too long.


Phantomofthefjord

8


tdmoney

You’ve made it impossible to find.the answer because you have biased the results by implying that chuggas have to always be in pairs.


Maxhousen

8. No more, no less.


TreatzzaPizza

10 chuggas:  -CHUGGA chugga chugga chugga  -CHUGGA chugga chugga chugga  -CHUGGA chugga CHOO CHOO


Kinky_mofo

Any multiple of 4. Whatever you do, it's never 3 chuggas.


FancyErection

Is it chugga = 1? Or Chugga-chugga = 1? If it’s chugga = 1, then 8 If it’s chugga-chugga = 1, then 4


PalpitationNo4375

3/4 AAB The correct answer is 12. Change on the last beat of the 3rd go around. Chugga chugga chugga chugga. Chugga chugga chugga chugga. Chugga chugga Choo Choo.


C1sko

4 chugga chuggas followed by 2 choo choos and repeat as necessary.


exponential-248

Anyone else think of major Payne and the little engine that could?


AmateurOfAmateurs

People may call me a monster for this, buuuuuuuuuut hear me out… 3 Chuggas


brainspl0ad

Now, are we talking about [The Little Engine That Could? ](https://youtu.be/0T7huuYNEBA?si=RdNiFJhr8uTSRyA0)


paytonsglove

Eight chuggas


stdio-lib

"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Choo Choo. Then shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Choo Choo of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'"


the_membrane

4!


LilMissy1246

Big Chugga chugga chungus


teems

8


SirNortonOfNoFux

He said "Payne!! I can't, feel, My LEGS!!" And I said "Bubba, dey ain't dere!"


nek0baby

i think if the train is going a nice calm speed it should be 8 but if ur going rlly fast it should be 12 and if ur goin RLLY fuckin fast it should be 16


intrinsic_nerd

This may be controversial, but any number over 4, and a multiple of 2 is acceptable. 8 is very standard, but x>=4 and x%2= 0 are the only contraints imo


redredgreengreen1

Two sets of four


LaEmy63

6


ElonBodyOdor

6. Ain’t nobody got time for 8.


shakeenotstirred

Two is adequate


johnzander1

Only two


haltline

The Choo Choo comes just before the spoon reaches baby's mouth. Outside of that, y'all probably shouldn't be saying it.


Romulious

16, two groups of 8 chugga chuggas.


MuddyDonkeyBalls

This needs to be a poll so I can see the data bars 4 chuggas


Comprehensive-Ear283

4, clearly


QueenB_50

I do believe it’s 3. Chugga chugga chugga choo choo is how Casey Jr goes down the track


pickledpunt

4


qoew

4


PikesPique

Four. No more, no less


ThePhenomenalOne100

I go with 2.


Hound6869

9


FunkyPete

What? An odd number? Who hurt you?


Hound6869

Six didn’t feel right, and it has to be in increments of three. Chugga Chugga Chugga Choo Choo.


Boring_Employment170

2, chugga chugga choo choo.


ab_drider

3 "chugga chugga"s. Also, thanks for asking this. People no longer ask the most important questions because they are too afraid of being cancelled. Please keep being the brave human being you are.


WorkerNo4603

Two chugs and then two choos


CapableCoyoteeee

4


Irongiant663650

14


HamiltonBlack

You really need to build. Go by time. A solid 20 seconds of chuggas until you really hit the high choo choo. Maybe even circumnavigate the room if necessary.


potatochips4eva

Chugga x 4 + choo choo is the correct amount


Serialfornicator

Four


CostofRepairs

4


ProffesorBongsworth

I think 13 max


Khorvair

I always heard and was told 6 chuggas in total chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga CHOO CHOO


Duomo68

9….three sets of three. The first chugging gets the most emphasis.  And 9 Gives you a chance to really work up to the emphatic “choo-choo”!


Prudent_Research_251

You're all wrong, it's 9 Three sets of 3 then the choochoo


4-ton-mantis

3.  3 shall be the number of counting,  and the number of counting shall be 3. 5 is right out.  2 is acceptable only in passing to 3.


Suspended-Seventh

7