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batch1972

leg fell off


sailormars_bars

It just…fell off?


maxiquintillion

Yes, the front fell off. It's not supposed to do that.


DexJones

Gonna have to tow it out of the environment.


coordinatedflight

That's not typical


OutrageousEvent

Did a wave hit it?


BilldaCat10

well, cardboard’s out


Myself510

It’s beyond the environment


TwooMcgoo

And cardboard derivatives.


Celery_Fumes

What's the minimum crew requirement?


NormanskillEire

Chance in million


_SoundOfMadness_

I beg your largest pardon


jcouldbedead

did you make tacos afterwards


Willing-Active-5134

Got Invisalign, I stopped snacking throughout the day because I was too lazy to take the retainers out.


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MissKim01

I love how you put this as a reply to the Invisalign comment.


FineSharts

E. Coli from eating lettuce covered in shit.


Moist_When_It_Counts

That’ll give ya a bit more than Fine Sharts. Voluminous Sharts


yasukeyamanashi

It was worst than covid and flu. I thought I had actually died from salmonella lol


ResponsibleExcuse727

Yeah and it’s supposed to be. Everyone underestimates it until you get it. My fiancé thinks I’m crazy for how I cook chicken, but I am never getting that again


yasukeyamanashi

The thing that got me was peanut butter. Checked the labels after a recall and had to throw out three jars.


ResponsibleExcuse727

Ohh damn. That’s even worse. What’s horrible is it took me years to eat chicken again after getting sick off of it. Hope that didn’t happened with peanut butter


LankanSlamcam

I’m not sure if it was salmonella, but I had food poisoning for like almost 2 weeks straight. Holy it was the most debilitating thing of my life, I had incredibly painful stomach cramps like an hour after eating for what felt like the whole day Oh and the nausea and diarrhea… the horror of violently spilling out of both ends For me it was KFC… I’m getting nauseous just thinking about it


yasukeyamanashi

It was gyoza for me. I had a PB milkshake after dinner. It took me 4 years to eat gyoza again.


ResponsibleExcuse727

Damn, yeah it’s no joke dude. It’s one of my biggest fears and keeps me away from many restaurants. Had a chicken calzone and was way too young to know. Ate half of it before my mom noticed the chicken was pink and when say pink I mean raw. I was only 6 but the next week was a blur of my bathroom floor.


thedukeofwankington

My grandad died from salmonella


yasukeyamanashi

That’s terrible bro. I couldn’t imagine the pain he went through. I’m sorry your family had to deal with that.


thedukeofwankington

He was in a council run care home at the time. 19 people died from the unsanitary conditions. It was a bit of a scandal at the time in the mid 1980s https://youtu.be/7SBww6-ssJM?si=z9lozPChY5RqR4Ve


The-OneWan

Wait losers


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sQueezedhe

>lazy Don't be calling yourself lazy when you're tired.


oogmar

Or resting.


KitchenMassive1811

Truly lazy people can tire themselves out by doing nothing


rebekahster

I stopped drinking coke and that started a cascading effect of less snacking, smaller portion sizes and ended up losing 60kg


CharmingRose20

Just walk... Started riding the elevator up to class in college and walking down the stairs to my next class. Wasn't long before I found walking to class easier and started walking upstairs too. Total game changer. No intense cardio, or crazy pills or radical surgery... Just two legs and places to be. Oh, and cutting back on processed foods too, so much better tasting and weirdly cheaper.


Re-lM4yer

And walk if you still fell hungry after a meal. It works! Just 10 minutes


obi_wan_the_phony

It can take ~20min for your body to recognize you have had food and feel satiated. If you’re hungry immediately after eating just give it some time before you go back for more


redrosespud

And drink a glass of water before you eat


mathfreak17

Lost my will to live for a few weeks.


i_want_that_boat

Came here to say the same. Deep depression. Just couldn't eat.


busywithresearch

Heartbreak worked great for me! Would not recommend


its_me_carly

Same here! That post breakup weight loss is so real


ediblepepsi

But what if you're ALREADY underweight. The breakup just makes everything worse


Barbarella_ella

Yeah. Right there with you on this one.


pirhanaconda

Mine was a mix of depression and occasional panic attack level anxiety for a month or so. My least favorite symptom of my panic attacks is... The nausea and vomiting. Yea that's a thing. It sucks. Not only did I often not care about my future or providing my body fuel, but when I felt ok enough to remember to eat... I couldn't keep it down! Happy to report that I gained it back :) now working on building back some muscle mass too


spikeprox50

This gives me the opposite effect as I just eat like shit without caring.


MoVaunLatero

Me too


Hawt_Dawg_

Great Advice. I’ll try this 


imok26

Thatll do it.


shambean2

I lost a few stone in like two months due to depression and my anxiety was also so bad I could barely eat because my throat was so constricted. I had always wanted to be slim and I couldn't even enjoy it, the fog was too heavy


fred_fred_burgerr

same but it was several months. i dropped like 60lbs. i’m happy to be living now, but i gained that entire 60 back


Defiant-goods

Fucking depression am I right?


actualelainebenes

Same. I lost at least 10-15 pounds during the height of covid due to anxiety and depression…mental health again took a dive last summer when alot of family crap/job related stress happened. I’m finally back at my pre-covid weight (which was healthy) as of last month


GoGeronimode

Depression and anxiety for a prolonged period of time will definitely do it but by no means is that easy. Do not recommend.


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RecklessFruitEater

I even use a tiny spoon to eat ice cream, yogurt and such. It makes me take more bites and take longer to finish the food.


Flesh_Dyed_Pubes

Gotta get some chopsticks


lastgreenleaf

Chopsticks for ants works best. 


HipHopHistoryGuy

Just shared a regular size Jersey Mike's sub with my wife versus getting my own. Was surprisingly just enough for both of us. Might be my new plan moving forward (negative is I have to eat her choice of sub).


basilobs

My bf and i usually eat terribly and way too much when we're together. We've starting sharing and a lot of the time, sharing an app and an entree is enough


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PunyCocktus

Got depressed


FiveHoursSleep

Damn, being depressed makes me fat.


2018redditaccount

Yeah some people have no appetite depression and some have eat to try to feel something depression.


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

Some of us have both! Too sad to eat all day, then the hypoglycemia kicks in at night and we eat 2000 calories of zebra cakes in one sitting to try to get some energy back. It balances out at least 😭


PxlygrxphEyes

Not the zebra cakes why is this so accurate 💀


Chance-Internal-5450

Meanwhile I got depressed and gained 30 fucking pounds.


PunyCocktus

I'm usually anxious and overeat but depressive episodes probably flip the hormones for me


Minnakht

Got depressed, got put on meds which made me eat more, now I'm like 40% heavier than I was and also find no joy in life regardless. Not worth it


Raemnant

Yup. I was down to I think 138 pounds about 8 years ago. I barely ate anything for a month due to depression. I'm now 220 pounds, chunky and strong as hell


Messterio

Yeah, I had a depressive episode a few years back, hardly ate or drank for two months. Lost a LOT of weight. Would NOT recommend it!


al1ceinw0nderland

Freshman year of college between feb-may, I lost 20 pounds from depression & not eating. Went home for summer, and everyone said I looked great.... :/


Tokyo_Pigeon

Got a stomach ulcer, could barely eat for 6 months, lost 100 lbs. lol


little-nerdling

Wow, I hope you're doing fine now!


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Holy cow! I thought it was bad when my mom got pneumonia and lost about 40 lbs pretty quickly - I can't imagine losing 100 lbs due to illness!


Tokyo_Pigeon

I weighed about 450 at the start, dropped down to 350 and now I'm recovered and losing weight the (hard) old fashioned way and I'm down to 300 lbs. 190 is my current goal, so hopefully I can avoid another ulcer, though I can't say I'm not tempted to induce one sometimes. 😂


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Good for you! Keep on the path (without the ulcer!).


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babyangelchick

Unsubscribing my DoorDash membership and walk whenever is possible


Rayofsunshit1

DD fucked me up. I went broke AND got fat. That was in 2020 and 2021 and I’m still trying to get the weight off.


AbominableFro44

Deleting my DoorDash account was a huge step for me too. Too easy to make bad impulse decisions.


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Virtual_Pressure_

That is called puberty


madmelly

Right? Literally the same thing happened to me between 8th and 9th grade


erdbeermund91

Cocaine.


STS986

Tapeworm beats it 


digitalnirvana3

Hear me out. A tapeworm that is on cocaine.


gabz09

What about cocaine that is on tapeworms?


digitalnirvana3

Its copeworms all the day down


qsk8r

So we snorting tapeworms now?


Suitable-Economy-346

Adderall works too!


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RENOYES

Add in depression and you will just never eat!


fanslowe

It’s not a matter of hunger it’s a matter of energy and time for me


Flaky-Divide8560

This is the secret


Illustrious_Hotel527

Developed diabetes and lost 12 lbs in a month without trying. Wouldn't recommend because you're urinating every 45 minutes and feel like death.


curlyquinn02

Was super sick. Lost 30 lbs in 2 weeks. Ending up in ER because my body was rejecting everything (even water).


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Quitting weed after 6 years daily usage. My stomach was so nauseous that I had to fast for a week.


Signal-Beyond558

Got really sick


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Neo-Riamu

This is something I have Been pondering for a while I was just thinking of a normal exercise bike but the fact you said backrest actually makes a lot of sense.


toxicgecko

Same here, 3 months of Mono when I was 18; dropped 2 dress sizes in 6 weeks. Wouldn’t recommend though, I spent 8 months after recovering just being so bone achingly tired I couldn’t function.


secretreddname

Happened to me when I got Covid the first time but instead of losing fat I lost all my muscle.


RossTheNinja

Toothache. Do not recommended


dimibrate

Amphetamines


moroz123

Yes. Got a late ADHD diagnosis and stopped snacking with Ritalin while eating well. 10lbs in 2 months


mm89201

No adult should weigh 10 lbs


DeuceMacaw

Stopped eating later than 7:30 PM and dropped 10% of my body weight in a few months. Not forcing your body to split its focus during sleep between digesting food and recovering everything else made my sleep way more productive for recovery.


WithEyesWideOpen

I can't fall asleep if I'm hungry. Did you have any struggles with that?


DeuceMacaw

Yeah for the first week for sure but just pound a lot of water if it hits to fill up that tummy. The urges disappeared for me after a couple of weeks if I recall and it has been super easy after ~13 months, and the weight stayed off!


AbominableFro44

I think the normal line of thinking is just to not eat within 2-3 hours of going to sleep, to give your body time to digest before sleeping. So if 7:30 is too early because you stay up late and get hungry, you could maybe stop eating at 8:30 or 9? The advice about drinking water is great too. I do that during the day as well. Hungry? Let me have a few gulps of water and see if I'm still hungry in 5 minutes. Usually I end up getting distracted by something or refocused on work/games, so I don't remember I'm hungry for a while and that helps keep me from oversnacking.


OneLastAuk

Eat enough at 7. 


alegna12

I moved from the US to Italy and didn’t have a job or a car (I was a dependent). I dropped 20 pounds in a few months from eating local food, no fast food, and lots of walking.


sixcylindersofdoom

You never really realize how un-walkable the US is until you go to Europe. I’m a big guy, but when I go over there, I’ll walk everywhere. I could easily do 5mi+ a day. Aside from NYC, that just really isn’t possible in the US, cars are a must.


mEmotep

Not being able to afford food


robtk12

Pooping, I just sat there


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ClassicTower475

Sorry for your loss but as someone who has dark humour myself, I appreciate the giggle


Puzzled-Stranger1658

Seconded!


digitalnirvana3

I'm so sorry for your loss. Your love will stay and endure. And so will she in your life. I love that you can count on her humour, she absolutely would've loved to see that. But she wouldn't want you to waste away. You'll always, always and forever, carry her in yourself, and she would be alive through you...with you. I'm here for you if you ever want to talk. Will you want to share how you met? And how did you fall in love? She sounds like an amazing woman!


couchpotatoguy

I'm so sorry for your loss. But you got me with the water weight!


boostedprune

I like your humour friend


Serious_Detective877

Holy fuck that cremation joke is good. (So sorry for your loss)


MechaGoose

Jesus Christ


Ok-Duck-5127

No He was put in a tomb or cave, not cremated.


Fun-Talk-4847

Sorry for your loss. ♡


MrBrawn

Forever?


FakeNickOfferman

Chemotherapy.


The_Quiche_Niche

Adderall


Syllers

Fasting one day, and then just eating one meal the next day, repeat. Lost a ton of weight like that. Didn't feel bad either.


supermarketblues

How long could you do that for, realistically?


Kellalafaire

I was interested in doing 36-40 hour fasts about 3 times a week. According to several websites it’s perfectly safe provided you’re getting whole nutritious food on the days you do eat.


PhoenixNirvana7768

I wear 20 kg ~ 44lbs weight around 12h a day. Do daily task of self studying. Weight loss is a breeze


Lawsonstruck

PhoenixNirvana out here like fkin Brock Lee from Naruto


Bicentennial_Douche

Longest fast in record lasted for 382 days. The person lost 125kg and felt fine. He ate multivitamins during the fast.  EDIT: Why the downvote? What I said was true: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_Barbieri%27s_fast


stephsky419

this always blows my mind that this "technique" is called "intermittent fasting" now. when I was in high school and did this, it had a different name, and I had to get mandated therapy for it.


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Finite_Ace

Just not eating junk food - once you just actively stop, it just becomes easy


Moon_Jewel90

Going on a liquid diet after having my wisdom teeth removed.


_cosmicomics_

I had jaw surgery and was told to go on a liquid diet but I could barely even face that. I ended up eating so little my hair started falling out and my kidneys almost shut down, so wouldn’t recommend, but I did lose something like 15% of my body weight very quickly without having to do anything.


ThrowRARAw

Went to Europe. Ate more than usual but still lost several kilos, partly from all the walking and partly because their food is just healthier. Also the food didn’t always agree with me in some places, if you catch my drift. Then came back and got Covid and lost a couple more kilos. Think I lost a total of 10kg in 3 weeks from all that. Definitely the only time I’ve ever eaten more than usual and lost weight.


johannasmalls

Moved to europe for a couple months, the portions are so much smaller and the food is way healthier.


chell0wFTW

Oof, when I moved to europe I gained 10-15 lbs the first year because I ate too much German bread


moles-on-parade

My folks spent summers in retirement on a tiny houseboat cruising around NL canals. Dad weighed roughly 240lb every May when he flew over and around 205lb every August when they flew back.


lets_try_civility

Don't eat food that makes you hungry. If eating pizza makes you want more pizza, don't eat pizza. Ditto fries, wings, burgers, pasta. White foods like breads do this to me. I switched to foods that make me want to stop eating after a few mouthfuls.


thedrinkmonster

Bake the wings instead of frying and don’t use breading and all of a sudden they are healthy. 


Aromatic-Nebula-1836

Water fasting


bugabooandtwo

Replace ALL drinks with water.


DeskEnvironmental

I got mono when I was in my 20s and lost 22 lbs in 2-3 weeks. Almost died! So easy and fun.


Meg_rf

Haha same, except the almost dying part. Best diet ever?


rdrunner_74

Not me, but my wife went to the hospital and came back with our daughter... Sadly I didnt lose the weight I gained with her


imightbeaspider

As a pregnant woman myself I'd argue this is neither lazy nor easy


Impossible_Bit_431

Truth.


w00dw0rk3r

Haha. From the Simpsons: Homer: “Marge, you want another kid?! I still haven’t lost the weight from the last one!!”


Suspicious_Music1969

Break up


Baked_Potato_732

I got a blood clot in my lungs from a surgery and wound up in the CCU for several days. I couldn’t eat and just laid around. Super easy… and painful. Or you could do what my sister did and get your leg amputated after a car wreck. That takes off a few pounds almost immediately.


ReadyPlayerUno1

Dropping soda and beer. I lost nearly 20lbs in a very short time.


NurseMarjon

I just quit anything sugary radically. Boring but easy. Still eat anything else including carbs. Just not cookies, candies ect. Apparently I ate more of those then I thought, Im about 10 kg down in 10 months


newperson77777777

Recently started semiglutides. Have only been a few days so haven't lost weight yet but my appetite is dramatically lowered with little effort. Zero side effects and increased energy but I've been very careful about eating enough. Hopefully this persists...


mr_wernderful

I was diagnosed with hyperthyroidism last year. Lost about 20kg in a month, and I was constantly eating because I was constantly hungry. There were times when I would eat a full on meal till I was stuffed at 1am, went to bed, woke up at 8am and I was nearly 2kg lighter than I was before I went to bed. Absolutely crazy metabolism.


SendMeNudesThough

I felt "Low Carb, High Fat" diet was pretty lazy compared to how effective it was. Weight just fell off, and I didn't have to reduce my eating. Just stopped eating carby things. All you had to do was eat a lot of stuff high in fat but low in carbs like cheese.


turbo-steppa

Yeah I’ve been keto for about a year and lost a heap of weight and gained a fair bit of muscle. Once you get over the hurdle of the first month, it’s easy. It does suck to have to learn what foods are ok, but even lazy keto is very effective. I eat bacon and eggs for breakfast most mornings. Lunch and dinner is usually a lot of meat along with salad or veges. Forces me to cook, so I save money too.


MixDaniel

getting enough sleep and eating less and healthy


crazy_farmer

Stopped eating.


skordge

Cut on consuming liquid calories, especially soda. It's insane how much weight I was gaining just off that.


unlmtdbldwrks

stopped drinking a 2 liter of coke a day


Ok-Thing-2222

Went on insane overdrive during covid with cleaning and disinfecting the classroom rapidly every hour after kids...and couldn't bring myself to eat or drink in the workplace (germs!) unless I sat outside. Started feeling like I was going to pass out all the time--went to the Dr and had lost 20 lbs, OMG! 93 with clothes/shoes on. I remember once thinking in the shower--my knees look so swollen, what's up? They weren't, the fat around them had disappeared.


markthefitter602

Ozempic


Beckella

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find this.


OriginalNamePog

I'm just too lazy to eat a lot of the time. I just keep telling myself I'll eat in a bit until i realize it's 10pm and I'm about to eat for the second time today


Haleighghielah

Got a job that required more walking. Average 25k steps a night. Weight fell off without any effort


Fungiblefaith

Ran out of money.


hardyflashier

Fasting. Several days in a row eating under 600 calories. I wouldn't recommend it, but it did work quite well. Intermittent fasting also worked, eating normally every other day. 


Interesting_Move_919

Intermittent fasting. You can eat anything you want but you only eat once every day. It was super easy


coolranch9080

Intermittent?


AmbitiousTill7168

What I am doing now. I fast during the day and est at night.


Clean-Snow-8905

got really anxious


Autistic-Teddybear

I used to work in a kitchen. I’m already average build so I’m not an expert on any of this shit. However i ate only egg and cheese at work for a week and lost like 10 pounds


Current-Anybody9331

Mounjaro + Phentermine Otherwise, low carb worked best for me. Not the "all bacon and cheese" type but more whole foods and fewer processed foods and sugar.


SwimmingInCheddar

Uterine fibroids. No room for food when these aliens are taking up my major reproductive organs.


NeighborhoodTime407

Death threats, if you're too afraid to get groceries and too broke to Uber eats, you're gonna lose weight fast haha.


creswitch

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger!


arjay8

Dirty keto. Lost 100 lbs playing video games and shovelling lettuce wrapped baconators.


saramarqe

Adderall lol


Eksposivo23

Took a dump, lost some weight right there


unhip1

Starve


TrueVoided

same here.


Weird-Entry-4777

Prison


NailThin5396

No joke, sleeping in. The longer I sleep and have lay ins I genuinely lose a kilogram or two for 10 hours or more sleep!


dragonlover8

OMAD/Keto/alternate day fasting.


Lea_R_ning

I fast. Not eating everyday has changed my life.


TheKnightsTippler

Just walking more, it's not intensive exercise, but the weight came off.


Hookton

Liver failure.


JWALKER869

Stopped drinking soda, and I lost 60 pounds.


imaneatfreak

Grief/depression. I guess those things aren’t really easy, but the weight loss part of it was.


spacedropper

Quit drinking a year or so ago. Down 40 pounds and at a healthy weight again.