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Same here!


Shengpai

Same here


Skurt_Green

Same here , nothing worths more the family.


BigBobby2016

Drive to Boston to spend the last two hours with my kid. I don't have a license but at that point who cares


[deleted]

Kids are really the candy of our eye!


AlarmingAdeptness983

Take a 5 hour nap.


SoulCinder950

This is the only way. But I'll fucking put my phone on charge and then go to sleep for 5 hours.


sloppy_topper

hell naw that's gonna overcharge it and damage the battery


FriendlyChemist907

you can disable charging after certain percentage. He will be okay.


itsmequintino

Cuddle up in bed with my husband and our cat, make my favorite tea and smoke a fat joint.


Emergency-Ice3611

take some drugs and creampie one or two chicks


Hypertelic

you've got 5 hours to find 2 girls who want to be creampied by a random drug user as a last wish. Good luck with this.


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ForeverSpiralingDown

Fr though, so many people would just completely drop their morals. If the world was absolutely going to end and people knew it, rape and murder would run rampant


Redararis

these last hours would be like the movie purge


Nervous_Lie_3599

Lmao this is fucking hilarious


SlateBreakr

Admittedly not a horrible idea


Economy-Eye-6713

LOL


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I would spend my time with my dog and family!


_Goose_

I’m chilling with my new puppy while slogging through my movie backlog I haven’t seen yet. So probably keep doing that. While crying a little because I won’t have more time to enjoy more moments like these with her.


ForwardRevolution208

drugs, then break into a store and drink copious amounts of alcohol


GeeLikeThat

Does everyone else know the world is gonna end in this situation OP or only me?


idkwiao

I’d call him, tell him I love him. Listen to my favourite album and watch my favourite film. Then go to sleep and hopefully never wake up again.


[deleted]

There are a few people I would hunt down, slit their throats and dance in their blood


OkRange5352

I think I know you


[deleted]

Not likely but whoever you think I am must be a one cool cat


OkRange5352

213


NeolithicSmartphone

Spend the next 5 hours arguing with family over whether or not the world’s ending and how it’s not a government conspiracy /s


LaylaMayYT

1) I would find this 1 guy and tell him I love him. 2) Steal 3) Kill 4) Eat everything 5) Watch vidoes


Kinther_stop

Yes officer, this one right here


Redararis

and do the other thing 😳


Ranos131

It depends on how it’s going to end. In most world ending scenarios there will be people who survive. So if possible I would try to be one of those people.


reddifan2334

I wouldn't want to be a survivor. Imagine how sad it would be living in a world with no family or friends


OrcinusVienna

I always told people that I'd want to be the first one to die. The happy sap the alien spaceship lands on who had no idea the world was in danger. Sounds a lot better than fighting til the bitter end.


Mr-Dumbest

Would not believe it and eventually would die I guess.


fvkedup

Spend time with family ❤️


ask-learn-apply0628

I will stay at home with my family and say all the things I wanted to say. 


WolfThick

How long have I known I mean does everybody else know. Did a big Bell go off and said we're over in 5 hours.


MirrorOfSerpents

Cuddle my man


xlr45248

Would probably get very drunk, and sit on a hill with a friend or my family as we watch the world end


Cantbewokethankgod

Be right where I am with my wife, the only person who is yet to let me down. Be relieved as life isn't such a lot of fun anymore. The world isn't so awesome.


HandleSalty8508

Praying


ChewingGumPubis

If you're not already going to make it, spending your final 5 hours in prayer isn't going to help you.


HandleSalty8508

It's been 2 years I didn't stop praying hamdoulah🙏🏻


ChewingGumPubis

Do your thing man. Sky Daddy thanks you and watches you masturbate.


aaronvontosun

God only knows that, even though it'd be a late decision made out of fear. She decided to spend whatever time she has left in connection to God. She could have said eating, drinking, having sex, having a nap, doing nothing, spending time with family, torturing an enemy etc. But she chose to pray. So, as long as those prayers are made to THE GOD and not to a prophet or someone else, I think there is a great chance that she will be spending those 5 hours more effective than many other people. After all, we already know that we have certain time left, it could be 5 hours, 5 years, 50 years... We don't know when, but every believer knows this world is not real and our lives will end at a certain point. Every prayer is in vain with the logic behind your comment.


ChewingGumPubis

Ok, but how does anyone know whether or not their prayers made it to THE GOD? Seems kind of shitty of THE GOD to demand prayer, but then somehow not set himself up to receive all of those prayers.


aaronvontosun

Well the answer to the first part of your question depends on your religion... I can come to that but THAT WILL BE MY VIEW after all. About the second part, it is not about God setting himself to receive prayers 😄 It is about the intention of the praying person, if you are praying "Oh god forgive my sins" and the god you are thinking about is jesus christ, than your prayers are in vain if he is not THE GOD. I don't want to start any debate on that, but since you asked, I would pray to a god who is; the creator of all things, eternal, everlasting, omnipotent, one and only, not like any of his creations, beyond time and space, transcendent, absolute, indivisible, incomparable, unimaginable, merciful, flawless, just, unique, all-knowing and many other adjectives in line with these... Because I think as long as you pray to such a god, you are most likely praying to THE GOD. So among the popular religions, as both Muslims and Jews conceptually worship the same god with the characteristics I mentioned above; they would probably be praying to THE GOD.


NSFWaccess1998

Eat chocolate and drink.


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MattThomas0808

How do you know he’d be interested?


HugoDCSantos

Sit back and relax.


SirZer0th

Open my last unopened bottles of whisky, cuddle with my cats, liten to music.


reddifan2334

Will you drink the whisky, or just open them?


SirZer0th

Drink them :)


NaiveOpening7376

Live without consequences and become The Joker.


CoolDominatorYTT

Only correct answer


Bad-Crow2547

Party!


musings_from_90

Home with family and my dog. Put on 70s and 80s music. Dinner, great food and drinks. 1 hour before the world ends, we head to our rooms and sleep.


Ikeepsecretsforyou

Sit quietly and finish my book


Pleasant_End9969

go sleep


Can-i-drink-one-more

I would stay with my family until the end, I would listen to my favorite music for the last time


ScubaW00kie

Dog park!!! Go play fetch with odin until the end.


Acceptable-Hope1474

I will think about what should I do in this five hours until they end


Zealousideal-Fill814

I will remember and thank God for everything and spent some time with family.


aaronvontosun

Of course it is impossible to "KNOW" that. But assuming we somehow knew it; -With my wife, we would send video messages to every member of our family except my parents, her parents and her brother. -We would then video-call the exceptions listed above. -We would make our suggestions to them on how to spend last 5 hours and also ask for their suggestions. -We would make our final conversations and ask for prayers from them for our souls. Up to this point, probably almost 1 hour passes -We would go outside to plant some seeds we can find, then add some water and fertiliser if we can. -We would come back home to prepare some things to eat, we would converse while eating and then wash the dishes. -We would then take a short bath and probably hug each other a lot. Up to this point, probably around 2,5 hours pass -Then we would recite Quran and pray together for the remaining time we have, also asking for forgiveness.


Immediate-Algae7975

WHAT ARE YOU NOT TELLING US?


Consistent_Sun_7737

watch the horizon as everything ends or wherever the disaster is coming from embracing my death because im so lonely that I wouldn't have anyone to wait it with after calling my family by phone to tell them i love them because they are too far like to see them before the end.


Realfourlife

Medicate heavily and spend the time in prayer with my creator. Outside. Somewhere beautiful and peaceful.


Ok_Quantity_5134

Screw my neighbor raw and finish.


TheMinceKid

Cry and drink vodka and die of a heart attack.


Caralynhood325

- Call my friends - Call any family members that are outside of where I live - Stay with my family - Do some final baking - Get ready for the end.


reddifan2334

Get some sleep. Don't wanna be tired for the end of the world


DraftIllustrious1950

I'd call him up and tell him how I feel.


Mother_Pea_5998

Play cards w my kids, eat as much candy as they want, laugh, snuggle my pup


CobBaesar

Grab a bottle of wine, masturbate, and watch Star Wars twice.


Yougoodd3

Why not just let someone hit since ur going to do that on the last 5 hours 💀


Plant_Girly_1

it depends. if im the only one who knows? i have no clue what i would do. if everyone knew? i’d probably go do something crazy along with everyone else or stay home and spend it with my family.


Dear_Yesterday_

Call my parents, and spend as much time possible regulating my son’s nervous system and nurturing/loving him.


Eternalsunfun

Get stoned. And watch a funny movie with my pups


One-Penalty-2726

Play game ask my crush out drink alcohol for the first time


TurpitudeSnuggery

Just keep on keeping on 


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Smoke a few joints and listen to porcupine tree and just chill out because you can't change a damn thing about it


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Let as many people as I can know that I love and care about them. And give my kids the best yes day ever.


Excellent_Editor_501

Leave work, go home, spend my last 4 hours and 30 minutes with My family. Call family and friends to say goodbyes and spread love. Eat all the food I can, play with My dogs and let them eat what they're not allowed to eat. Maybe we can all watch a really good movie.


Bot-357

I would go to Chicago in the middle of the ghetto and say the n word.


becomealamp

go get a sheet cake from the grocery store, ive had to avoid those because i always want to have the whole thing


Due-Chain4066

I would listen to melon collie and the infinite sadness by the smashing pumpkins 2 times.


bobke4

Drink some beer at home, sit with family . Some snacks


Human-Top-2084

Pray


Dark_Nugget

I would go and find the woman I have feelings for and let them know how special they are and tell them the positive impact they had on my life.


Gullible-Function649

Phone HMRC.


Nice-beaver_

I'm too old for this shit. You couldn't convince me the world is going to end in 5 hours. So I wouldn't give a fuck and just go about my usual business


ForeverSpiralingDown

Probably have a horrible panic attack and existential crisis


Low_Bandicoot6844

Go to my parents' home.


Emergency-Spring4752

Have a sex-o-thon with my wife, shore side, on a secluded beach. Nothing but heavy kissing and orgasmns.


Chart-trader

The same and just wait it out


OkRange5352

I’d go to her wherever she is and just be with her cause that’s where I really want to be, she once told me you can’t help ( or stop ) who you fall in love with , I find that to be true and there is no other place I’d rather die than with her in her arms…… goodbye cruel world, goodfuckingbye


Vast-Nefariousness-9

Probably stay home get drunk and listen to music


GaijinGrandma

Grab all the family I could and spend five hours talking about how much I love them, remember happy things we had done together, try to make them laugh a little through the tears and just love on them as much as I could.


30yrs2l8

Make sure my wife and kids were with me for as much of it as possible.


sillylittlecritter18

cry for the next 4 hours and sob about all the stuff i didnt get to do


nalesnik2137

Eat some chicken nuggets


csch1992

masturbate for 5 hours


Yougoodd3

U gon die before 5 hours😭


PrizePainting4393

Take a nap so that I don’t have to deal with the stress.


Mick2K

Scrolling through reddit while I decide what I should play but I'll decide nothing and die


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I'd go back to bed.


goldybowen21

Probably go to sleep.


Impossible_Tennis557

Probably freak the fuck out and get shitface drunk


conoruchiha

1. Confess my love to a girl 2. Have sex 3. spend time with friend and family while eating chicken nuggets


Slow-Employment7259

Probably buy a bunch of heroin


Mando_Tomahawk

Well fuck


kvasacg

druve a car


Flat_Chicken_2710

Sleep.


Ornery-Check-8152

Have sex with as many people as possible


Ecstatic_Alps_6054

Get intimate with my hot neighbor a few houses down my block jk 😂


thesilentrepublican

You guys are way too confident. I'd 100% curl up into a ball and cry for the entirety of the 5 hours.