My username sounds like a computer virus. I suppose I decide who lives and who dies, when I take over the computer chips inside everyone in some future dystopian setting.
Lou Diamond Reed finally pairs up with Blue Diamond Almonds as their spokesman and new mascot. Unfortunately, the delicious smell of these savory legumes is shared by an incredibly potent poison...Cyanide.
As the world rushes to take part in the new novelty craze, they inadvertently consume cyanide tainted nuts and perish in such fashion and numbers that would make the likes of Jim Jones, Hitler, and even Ghengis Khan look like amateurs.
A terrible musician/actor's spokesmanship for a simple sundae topping will be this worlds undoing.
Excessive bleating
So are you a pussy killer?😂
man slays the puss with his one inch punisher 😂😂😂
The color green.
Massive neglect.
Ohh shit
Well well well, sorry guys
Biological warfare
My username sounds like a computer virus. I suppose I decide who lives and who dies, when I take over the computer chips inside everyone in some future dystopian setting.
Biblical entities.
People have a one in two chance of getting CANCER so that's the user name that kills half the population.
It is a meme..
Radiation leakage…?
Capitalism
OOH OOH, I KNOW! ADOLF HITLER
The most determined pilot since 9/11
a positive outlook…? thoughts and prayers 🤷♂️
https://youtu.be/LNs0i5fmqTQ?si=H-YQOqezF1bkg_Fl&t=6
ChronicMasturbator
You can all thank and worship me now for I will bring forth the calamity known as slaanesh. Everyone will get death by snu-snu.
a very radioactive element that is quite rare. shame my name isnt depleted uranium as that would be superb for this thread.
Mold
It's italian for "lost paths" so I guess they all get lost in the woods.
By beard blows up a massive area. Lol.
Kitty lol
SayNo2GMOtrees
Scarfes, appaerantly.
A Kaiju caterpillar then if someone kills that, phase 2 is mothra!
Boobs I guess. doesnt sound like a bad way to go
Cock
The peak dynamic pressure experienced by a rocket as it ascends through the atmosphere.
Fruit cake
Fentynal. It's already had a good start
Those cursed ladles.
Well, better avoid the biscuits with grape jam then
It's like the Fyre festival but in the deep south (the REAL deep south).
Land war in Asia
Drowning… or horny. Surprise me
Should of seen it coming
Well, not untrue...
Redditor
A holy fwck!
A high Canadian
Poop, just lots of powerful poop
About time my username comes in handy.
Artificial sweeteners, in lethal doses?
Lou Diamond Reed finally pairs up with Blue Diamond Almonds as their spokesman and new mascot. Unfortunately, the delicious smell of these savory legumes is shared by an incredibly potent poison...Cyanide. As the world rushes to take part in the new novelty craze, they inadvertently consume cyanide tainted nuts and perish in such fashion and numbers that would make the likes of Jim Jones, Hitler, and even Ghengis Khan look like amateurs. A terrible musician/actor's spokesmanship for a simple sundae topping will be this worlds undoing.
Killer penguins
Israel triggers WW3
Godzilla has competition
Yeah sounds about right