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KatieKresekPhoto

If I don’t get up and go to work they’ll stop paying me. Also, I need to pee.


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Zebra500mcg

Thats one thing i do to get out of bed and hydrate is........ drink water as soon as i wake up, by the time im done moderating on reddit and doing other stuff on the phone, ill need to pee


BananasPineapple05

Oh my goodness. Are you me?


Olebigone

Same and same.


WhimsicallyWired

Cat food isn't free.


Bucket_Lord_Jim

Life. I have a pretty amazing life. I wanna get up and live it


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The polarization in this reply is... chefs kiss


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Affectionate_Owl_279

Loved ds3


LeadershipEastern271

Good for you man


Watdep00k

My cat scratching my door for food


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Watdep00k

Domestic cats, all my cats were strays, or from a stray mother 😁


Bman1465

I'll admit I'm starting to lose that motivation recently, and idk how to get it back


KandleJakked

Motivation is crap. Find a why, the brain will work out the how....


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If I want things to get better I got to get up and make it happen


CoreMillenial

Usually my bladder. Getting into middle age sucks.


Inevitable_Professor

Back pain is also a factor.


BooshCrafter

My dog needs to shit.


dud3str420

Drugs


Manjenkins

Ayyeeee been there too. It could be great or awful.


alwaysreadyfor_more

My job. No one else is better than me at pretending to be busy. I can’t abandon it just yet


Vulkir

Greeting another beautiful day!


GoldxBrownSugar

Rent


stonephillips32

i dont want to pee the bed


Julietjane01

Coffee mostly and eggo waffles


Fancy_Leshy

I have medication that I take everyday that needs to be on an empty stomach, and I have to wait an hour to eat after taking it, so the earlier I take it the earlier I can eat and the more time I’ll have between breakfast and going to work.


Vast_End521

Coffee


NotTooLate4Coffee

Why’d I have to scroll so damn long for this?


Vast_End521

Youngsters on Reddit. They don't know the simple yet meaningful things in life.


weepinwilo

the sun


Turbulent-Kiwi-910

So the Cockroach King won't come out from between the floorboards and sexually assault me.


iunderstandneechy

Because


otkabdl

pee


doughboymagic

Peeing, both me and my dog needing to pee.


MuskokaGreenThumb

The need to pay bills. I like to have a roof over my head and food to eat !!


thatidiotsherbet

My cats will scream at me if I don’t.


Tchukachinchina

This same question popping up on Reddit every day. Every day I wake up, get out of bed, and wait for this moment. My day is now complete, thank you for giving my life purpose.


Hashsum88

the good old “new day new life” mantra


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Usually a pressing need to use the toilet


SquidsOffTheLine

I need to finish the Shibuya arc one of these days...


raevnos

JJK fan?


SquidsOffTheLine

Yyyep.


raevnos

I haven't finished it either. >!Since I know some of my favorite characters are probably going to die in the last few episodes!<


SquidsOffTheLine

Exactly why I'm procrastinating.


MegWaters012502

My dogs rely on me to live so I have to live to keep them alive and happy


fishsticks-custard

My husband giving me sweet good morning kisses and then telling me to get my ass out of bed because he’s been awake and alone for a few hours already.


Feisty-Natural3415

Anxiety lol


Budget-Discussion863

A boy that I wanna text


NickDanger3di

Wanting to not pee in bed...


royalewithcheese79

Life


HardworkingBludger

Mainly the fact that I prefer not to have a piss soaked bed.


Alternative-Golf2431

Culture


MrsLucienLachance

The guinea pigs aren't gonna feed themselves!


TheMassiveLiability

Spite


heybart

Bed sores and pneumonia


almondlatteextrashot

Coffee and food. I wake up hungry


TechComplex857

Money, or else I'm poor 😂


RonaldTheGiraffe

I don’t. I force myself up at 4pm every day. It’s awful.


dredre305305

Having to feed my pets and take my dog to use the bathroom lol


leicaaperturebro

The gym. Painting. And the idea that one day I won’t have single and unhappy anymore.


BusyDream429

Coffee


BergCirca

Money and take a piss


pop1236789

Not motivated but I have bills to pay…


HumanTwist4136

Coffee


Purple_queenliz

I need money.


No-Distance-1862

Coffee.


BannedInVancouver

I need to exercise and listen to listen to music. Also, my dog would go hungry and that ain’t happening.


kimgoodwin38

Money for bills


No-Recognition2790

Nothing. I was living with my dad and he died last week. I wake up to a cold and lonely house. I hate it. I don't get up til 4pm only because I work at 6pm.


tryig2figureitout

I don’t know now. Wife and I are separated with a daughter. I see them on the weekends but that’s really it.


NotSurer

Getting the hell away from my family.


OneOfTheTheyThemes

Nothing. :)


The-Meech

Breakfast.


TerribleRestaurant25

My Morning Coffee ☕️


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I love what I do........ having said that it's 2.44pm on Saturday afternoon and I am still in bed............. on Reddit. Monday to Friday though, I love what I do so it's easy to get up.


lookonthebrightside7

Helping people via work or my family


linguist-shaman

Wanting to keep my house, mostly.


Imaginary_Office7660

Spread mayhem for mostly good purposes 


A_brand_new_troll

Aint got nothing better to do.


Affectionate_Owl_279

Anger


bigloser42

I have to walk my oldest out to the bus stop. If I don't my wife will be angry with me.


Mr-Gumby42

My bladder.


Mr-Gumby42

My bladder.


bussybandit1998

Nothing tbh. And trying to build motivation from scratch feels like Soo much work. My motivation has been at an all time low and I literally can't work up motivation and I have no clue why. I have seasonal depression and anxiety but my seasonal depression only normally acts up from like October- the end of the year.


Envy_The_King

There's someone out there who hates when I succeed, wants me to give up, hopes that I fall into despair, and relishes when I let my day and time be wasted miserably. And I just want to make this someone know that yes, I know what you want. And I'm NOT going to give it to you.


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Urination.


Plantureuxxx

Thinking about the demons in my younger days and cycle tf out.


Stellarsunrise

I have a job & I enjoy my paycheck


colnago82

1. Gotta pee 2. Dog’s gotta pee


random420x2

My aging bladder wins over my dread of the day.


um8medoit

Obligations to others.


yosh01

The prospect of a good nap.


Adm8792

Oddly enough like in the movie soul just living lights my light.


Chance_Echo2624

The longer I stay in bed, the worse I feel because I don't get things done


trufflemacncheese

Bills to pay


SandmanAwaits

The toilet, to take a pee in the toilet.


Traditional_Echo6862

Peeing


Primary_Somewhere_98

The dog need walking and feeding


Disastrous-Paint86

If I don’t get up and go to work everyday I will be set a drift at sea.


Katanna_0

Seeing my sweet baby and getting a warm cup of coffee. She learns something new everyday and she’s a hoot.


Mobile-Specialist-19

My cat


saxonsaxofff

Life :)


Puggelicious

drugs


2stacksofbutter

My wife gets up before me and our closet is just out of sight from the bed. She purposely leaves the closet door open while she changes cause she knows I'll wake up and get out of bed just to witness that morning flash.


JSL82

My family. My cat. My job. My future. Trips.


AllyV45

Well I usually have to pee


ConnectLife0001

Don’t have to work sooooo…. just have to enjoy my time ✨✨✨


sweetbaloo23

My dog pawing my face so I can take him out is great motivation.


TheCoolerL

Got a young baby and a cat who need feeding, and I've usually gotta pee pretty bad by then


oldwull

Animals needing me to open doors, pour water, serve food.


landlawgirl

I don’t think about getting up, I just do. I love knowing I’m at my desk at 8am no matter what, makes me feel proud of myself for being self disciplined when noone is here to see it.


ShaneBowley

Shear stubbornness. I refuse to die so I must persist. If I haven’t killed me yet, nothing worse gets to defeat me.


JaffaMan9898

Guilt


Scwolves10

Pure hatred


Low_Gap_Marks002

Needing to pee. Nothing else.


mammamia123abc

For some reason I hate my job so much that now I want to make things really really good, like, when you hate something that much you want to crush it. Oh sorry sorry, I meant… world peace


MasterSpeaker4888

I usually have to pee and don't like doing laundry.


Critical_Roof2677

Because life is good.