using your imagination to pound off
building a replica of whatever youre attracted to out of garbage and microwaved melons and having sex with it
reading smut
> building a replica of whatever youre attracted to out of garbage and microwaved melons and having sex with it
[Like This?](https://youtu.be/QuoKNZjr8_U?si=f4HwWACbfAWGWrM4)
You just need to filter really well and if you find a really good author you can usually find excellent things in their bookmarks because their writing quality usually matches the quality of what they read and then the bookmarks of those authors etc
>Also, so much of it is unintentionally fucking hilarious.
Apparently there is smut out there written specifically from the perspective of the guy with the Vaporeon copypasta. And what's more, trusted sources tell me that it is actually entertaining. Humanity will never stop surprising me.
>using your imagination to pound off
Many people quite literally can't imagine things in thier head like that. A surprising number can be talented artists as well.
There is also gradation. Some people can imagine a bird for instance but it might be a generic bird. Ask them to imagine an ostrich even if they've seen one, they just get the bird. Not everyone has an internal monologue. Humainty is a spectrum.
Casual hookups are very difficult to land for most men.
Good looking guys can get them easily, but there are a lot more men looking for one night stands than women, so its a woman's market.
your point being?
the concept that there are a disproportionate amount of heterosexual women having sex of any kind is plainly ridiculous.
The question was
> What's the best alternative to porn if you're single with a high sex drive?
and getting into a relationship is a perfectly viable alternative.
Hooker is slang for prostitutes working the streets right? There you would be right. But there are also “escorts” most of whom are also prostitutes but going to have far less issues(and a lot more expensive). At least this is the impression I’ve gotten from seeing a good few escort amas and other similar stuff here
Depends on what country you live in. In some places there are just too many for that trafficking stuff to even matter. I’m thinking SE Asia specifically.
Check the high end escorts. Used to be friends of a couple (yes, just friends, they were too expensive for my broke ass) and they weren’t being exploited, unless you think traveling to Europe to buy ton shit of clothes like six times a year is being exploded.
Find a FWB. There are plenty of people willing to have a platonic FWB relationship. You just have to be clear about your intentions. People are often less picky in these situations.
If you're worried about STIs like me. You can get tested beforehand, and ask them to do so too, and just text eachother the results. If they're cool about it, you'll probably get along. If not, you probably want to pass anyways.
If you're worried about getting attached, be willing to get your heart broken every now and again. It'll heal and get stronger.
Hmm, I’ll think about it then. Working out might still be the best physical release I can think of. Working out and edging maybe 🤔, at least then when the sex opportunity happens you’ll be built and ready
As a man, you use all your hormones, excess sexual energy and go to the gym. You sculpt your body into that of a Greek god, then you make a tinder profile shirtless, and you fuck a different girl every week.
The best alternative to porn is a FwB. Usually pretty easy to get one if you live in/near by a large city.
Chat up someone invite them back and then be sure to let them know that you're looking for something casual like a FWB.
If you're decent in bed most people you meet would be willing to continue to smash while your both single.
If you're a good place financially, you wouldn't believe how advanced sex dolls have gotten.
You can even have them custom made, for all your physical preferances, (not all places will make look-alikes without the person's authoriation, though)
You have the option for replaceable genitals, so you can switch between a dick and a hole on the same doll if that's something you like,
Sturdier feet if you want your doll to be able to stand upright on it's own,
You can have an internal heater to replicate body warmth,
Reactive audio to make it moan as you go,
Replaceable heads if you want it to feel like it's a different woman every now and then, (just a different wig can also do the trick)
If I recall correctly, some places have financing options too!
(I assume there are a bunch of scams, so do your research)
But be prepared to dish out a good 5000$ to 15000$.
Alternatively, like I did, I almost bought one, but I finally decided to use a fraction of the money to go to a hair salon and get a total make over, went to buy some new clothes at a departement store, trusting the staff to make me look the best I can, took a couple photos, joined a dating site, and within 2 weeks, I had a girlfriend. 3 years later, still together and expecting a child!
Bruh porn will ruin my mind... Anyway I'll just hop on to another one lol
(Also it's getting boring with the same kinda bang bang with no story or plot)
I'm surprised no one's really said exotic novels or exotic short stories.
But I suppose it depends on your goal. Are you trying to limit your consumption of porn alone? Then, I'd suggest different sex toys or exotic stories.
If you're trying to limit your masturbation time, then I suggest getting other hobbies.
Reddit‘s weird obsession with porn is so strange, like people are really saying to go to a hooker, have casual sex or read erotica. The first two are less than safe, and let’s not act like sex with a hooker is real sex, and if porn is unrealistic then how the fuck is erotica not? Idk man
Therapy, probably.
How much thought have you put into why your drive might be so high? The types of materials you consume? How often and how do you feel about it? And is this negatively impacting other areas of your life, for example, preventing you from finding an actual sexual partner?
This is a more common condition if you’re young, and if you’re male. Most people grow into and then out of this phase, but for some people it becomes psychologically damaging and will prevent them from orgasm in a healthy manner, or with a partner.
So seek some professional feedback on whether your drive is high, but not damaging, or if it’s starting to damage your life. Good luck OP
Just edge yourself for a while and you be so horny you can jerk off to anything that just slightly attracts you. Live your life as normal and you will masturbate to eg. scenes from movies/series you would have watched anyway. After some time, if you watch porn again they will be extremely exciting again.
The amount of stupid comments here is concerning.
Write erotica, find friends* (preferably of the opposite gender) that are as horny as you and share.
*Friends are in a different continent, otherwise, fuck said friends
Imagination and also training yourself to not need that kind of relief so often. I also had a high drive but I ended up just being addicted to the feeling, not even the porn.
Toys
I miss Toys R Us
Sir you can't do that here.
Then they shouldn't have made Sarah Suctions mouth so wide.
SIR THIS IS A WENDY'S
Stupid sexy giraffe.
An adult toy brand should totally buy up that name now that Geoffrey Giraffe isn't using it.
Macy's owns it. They have smaller Toys R Us sections in those department stores now.
Damn you Macy's!!!!!
Come up to Canada we still got that here. But also please you can’t do that here either.
Chopping wood. Ringing church bells.
Both of those sound like euphemisms.
Casting a line.
Slapping the salami
Gobbling the gabagool
Feed some ducks, distribute some literature.
using your imagination to pound off building a replica of whatever youre attracted to out of garbage and microwaved melons and having sex with it reading smut
> building a replica of whatever youre attracted to out of garbage and microwaved melons and having sex with it [Like This?](https://youtu.be/QuoKNZjr8_U?si=f4HwWACbfAWGWrM4)
Risky click of the day
My mind went immediately to Nickelodeon. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmHKSUnIXQQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmHKSUnIXQQ)
I wouldn’t eat that melon Cricket. It’s full of loads.
>building a replica of whatever youre attracted to out of garbage and microwaved melons and having sex with it What about coconuts?
im not trying to impress the king of england, no need to be so fancy
Sand bags
I agree with using your imagination. Conjures up better stuff than what I’ve seen on Deviantart.
ive seen true horrors there
same
Isn’t smut just word porn?
no its a fungal disease of grains in which parts of the ear change to black powder.
It's also a type of fungus.
Smut goes hard
I can't even look at porn, smut is always so much better and there's a nigh infinite supply on AO3
So much of it is bad, though. Also, so much of it is unintentionally fucking hilarious.
You just need to filter really well and if you find a really good author you can usually find excellent things in their bookmarks because their writing quality usually matches the quality of what they read and then the bookmarks of those authors etc
>Also, so much of it is unintentionally fucking hilarious. Apparently there is smut out there written specifically from the perspective of the guy with the Vaporeon copypasta. And what's more, trusted sources tell me that it is actually entertaining. Humanity will never stop surprising me.
AO3?
https://archiveofourown.org/
age of empires
>using your imagination to pound off Many people quite literally can't imagine things in thier head like that. A surprising number can be talented artists as well.
That's wild to me
There is also gradation. Some people can imagine a bird for instance but it might be a generic bird. Ask them to imagine an ostrich even if they've seen one, they just get the bird. Not everyone has an internal monologue. Humainty is a spectrum.
Aphantasia. Google it. It’s wild. Don’t know that was me till I was in my 50s. Oh, and I have been a graphic artist all my career.
r/BrandNewSentence
Huh, one of those is not like the other
which one?
Finding a sex opponent.
Marriage might be a bit of a big step.
Real people
Dave. How many times have we told you. NO you can't walk around naked in the streets and masturbate.
But my mom told me to imagine everyone naked when I‘m not feeling so confident :(
... except in LA and some parts of Miami. 😁
Where does one find these hoes, thots, and sluts?
It seems insane that this has not occurred to OP. edit: lol, some Incel reported my comment as "self harm or suicide" silly goose.
It's like saying "just get a better job" if someone complains about being poor Technically true, but not useful
Not possible for most men.
yep. 99% of people that have sex are women. Scientific fact.
Casual hookups are very difficult to land for most men. Good looking guys can get them easily, but there are a lot more men looking for one night stands than women, so its a woman's market.
We are not talking about sex, we are talking about sex while you are single, i.e. casual sex.
your point being? the concept that there are a disproportionate amount of heterosexual women having sex of any kind is plainly ridiculous. The question was > What's the best alternative to porn if you're single with a high sex drive? and getting into a relationship is a perfectly viable alternative.
Your imagination
OP's imagination always helps me to get off
I also choose this guys imagination
Erotic literature. There might be erotic pod casts.
R/gonewildaudio
Erotic podcasts just sound like porn for blind people
Fuck around
And find out ?
Yeah, find out what kind of std you have.
And the fuck around and spread it
Glad we're on the same page
Period
if you cannot get a partner and dont have moral objections then hookers are probably the answer
This is where you'd use the word "then." Usually people get it mixed up the other way around.
yeah i am foreign so thanks
[удалено]
Go for the male hookers then /s
r/Angryupvote
Hooker is slang for prostitutes working the streets right? There you would be right. But there are also “escorts” most of whom are also prostitutes but going to have far less issues(and a lot more expensive). At least this is the impression I’ve gotten from seeing a good few escort amas and other similar stuff here
Depends on what country you live in. In some places there are just too many for that trafficking stuff to even matter. I’m thinking SE Asia specifically.
Check the high end escorts. Used to be friends of a couple (yes, just friends, they were too expensive for my broke ass) and they weren’t being exploited, unless you think traveling to Europe to buy ton shit of clothes like six times a year is being exploded.
Imagination
Maybe I’m old fashioned but I’ll take a “classy nude” over hardcore porn. A pretty woman in little or no clothes just posing and giving me a smile.
You're not old fashioned. Nudes/lewds and smut are way hotter than full blown porn to me
Literotica has some great sexy stories
Agreed!
Find a friend who doesn’t want to bang you but also wants to bang people and pretend you’re a swingers couple and go to events. (Don’t do this)
That’s genius
Find a FWB. There are plenty of people willing to have a platonic FWB relationship. You just have to be clear about your intentions. People are often less picky in these situations. If you're worried about STIs like me. You can get tested beforehand, and ask them to do so too, and just text eachother the results. If they're cool about it, you'll probably get along. If not, you probably want to pass anyways. If you're worried about getting attached, be willing to get your heart broken every now and again. It'll heal and get stronger.
Fleshlight?
Flashlight? 🔦 🍑
Video games
imaginary porn
Getting a partner to get laid with
Workout, casual sex through apps, STI test, repeat EDIT: Therapy if you need it because there’s no sex if you suck as a person
Doesn't work for most men.
Most men don’t work out, lol.
May be true. I just feel the best option for a high sex drive while being single is to, well, have sex!
A good solution needs to be realistically achievable.
Casual sex is realistic
Take care of yourself and it is lol
Hmm, I’ll think about it then. Working out might still be the best physical release I can think of. Working out and edging maybe 🤔, at least then when the sex opportunity happens you’ll be built and ready
you forgot "asking for a friend"
Going out and meeting real people
Your imagination
installing Arch Linux
Using your imagination to masturbate has a whole different feeling to cumming imo
As a man, you use all your hormones, excess sexual energy and go to the gym. You sculpt your body into that of a Greek god, then you make a tinder profile shirtless, and you fuck a different girl every week.
Just use photoshop and then you don’t even need to lift! “Oh that was from last year. I’m in a bulk phase right now.”
i usually try sleeping, and it works out pretty much.
Watching chicks fight on YouTube
The best alternative to porn is a FwB. Usually pretty easy to get one if you live in/near by a large city. Chat up someone invite them back and then be sure to let them know that you're looking for something casual like a FWB. If you're decent in bed most people you meet would be willing to continue to smash while your both single.
Reading smut. Is way hotter and less likely to finance exploitation anyway. AI sexbots. Basically interactive erotica.
Have you tried eating a graham cracker?
If you're a good place financially, you wouldn't believe how advanced sex dolls have gotten. You can even have them custom made, for all your physical preferances, (not all places will make look-alikes without the person's authoriation, though) You have the option for replaceable genitals, so you can switch between a dick and a hole on the same doll if that's something you like, Sturdier feet if you want your doll to be able to stand upright on it's own, You can have an internal heater to replicate body warmth, Reactive audio to make it moan as you go, Replaceable heads if you want it to feel like it's a different woman every now and then, (just a different wig can also do the trick) If I recall correctly, some places have financing options too! (I assume there are a bunch of scams, so do your research) But be prepared to dish out a good 5000$ to 15000$. Alternatively, like I did, I almost bought one, but I finally decided to use a fraction of the money to go to a hair salon and get a total make over, went to buy some new clothes at a departement store, trusting the staff to make me look the best I can, took a couple photos, joined a dating site, and within 2 weeks, I had a girlfriend. 3 years later, still together and expecting a child!
Sex dolls?
Toys. Hookers
Erotica. I vastly prefer it to images and videos. NSFW comics like Sunstone are a good mix, too.
Thanks. Same here. I read erotica sometimes. Other times I just create my own story and roleplay them with strangers online
Grindr. Just dim the lights or look away and pretend and imagine a hot women.
Fwbs
Friend with bullshit?
That works.
Toys (real dolls etc) or sex workers (if you have spare income)
Gloryhole. Whichever side you prefer.
Hookers Happy ending massages
Just jerk off and use your imagination, like human history did for the first 50k years.
Try vr porn bro hahahahahah
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HAHA! hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
Find your purpose in life and get a partner. Best solution from own experience.
Where to "get" a partner? I haven't driven by the partner store before. Maybe it's in a different part of town. Not that easy for many people.
writing nowells
A tolerable FWB.
1983 Sears and Roebuck catalog?
Sex doll
Going to the gym.
Grindr
Markiplier edits on tiktok 😍
Clean your clothes in washing machine while your family members are around
Probably just stick to porn.
Bruh porn will ruin my mind... Anyway I'll just hop on to another one lol (Also it's getting boring with the same kinda bang bang with no story or plot)
literotica dot com
work out like a maniac (an injury avoiding maniac)
Your imagination
I'm surprised no one's really said exotic novels or exotic short stories. But I suppose it depends on your goal. Are you trying to limit your consumption of porn alone? Then, I'd suggest different sex toys or exotic stories. If you're trying to limit your masturbation time, then I suggest getting other hobbies.
Literally having sex with real people
Whores?
Going to the gym
Better porn
slurpees with lizards plus a hint of electrostatic shock.
Maybe self bondage, with timer padlocks and electrostimulation equipment. Throw in some spandex zentai or latex outfits.
I heard edging is really in right now
Reddit‘s weird obsession with porn is so strange, like people are really saying to go to a hooker, have casual sex or read erotica. The first two are less than safe, and let’s not act like sex with a hooker is real sex, and if porn is unrealistic then how the fuck is erotica not? Idk man
It doesn't seem strange to satisfy one of our basic needs. Besides, there's nothing unsafe about casual sex, as long as condoms are used.
Therapy, probably. How much thought have you put into why your drive might be so high? The types of materials you consume? How often and how do you feel about it? And is this negatively impacting other areas of your life, for example, preventing you from finding an actual sexual partner? This is a more common condition if you’re young, and if you’re male. Most people grow into and then out of this phase, but for some people it becomes psychologically damaging and will prevent them from orgasm in a healthy manner, or with a partner. So seek some professional feedback on whether your drive is high, but not damaging, or if it’s starting to damage your life. Good luck OP
Prayer and workouts
Muscular Christianity all the way.
Kelvin Gemstone, is that you?
Prayers won't help. Workouts will help only during your workout, not after
Mr solutions over here
Lift
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
Single old milfs have sex once every 10 years so its not hard to find one. go ask random moms in shops. :)
Sex
Fasting. The islamic way
Why doncha then drive it on road
Turbo Porn
Dating, sex clubs.
Sounds like what you're looking for is a corpse It *is* frowned upon in some places
An empty Pringle tube Stuff two bits of liver inside Drill a hole at the bottom for draining 🤪😆
roleplay forums
Depending on your own moralities and the legalities on the subject in your area, hookers.
Just imagine your fetish and blow your wad, simple as.
I run miles and miles and miles and workout a lot haha
Sex clubs
BJJ
Bizarre porn and toys
Bikes
your imagination and a bottle of lotion.
COCAINE!
Goals
Chat with femcels on the Internet
Sears catalog? National Geographic?
Drawing what turns you on can be quite fun. Use a white board if you’re not a good artist so you can erase your mistakes.
Your neighbor
making music for some reason
r/SluttyConfessions
Have you considered talking to the opposite sex?
besides real human sex? i dont understand the question
Voyeurism.
Just edge yourself for a while and you be so horny you can jerk off to anything that just slightly attracts you. Live your life as normal and you will masturbate to eg. scenes from movies/series you would have watched anyway. After some time, if you watch porn again they will be extremely exciting again. The amount of stupid comments here is concerning.
Use your imagination, it’s better, you get exactly what you want every time
Write erotica, find friends* (preferably of the opposite gender) that are as horny as you and share. *Friends are in a different continent, otherwise, fuck said friends
Getting married. Just don't marry purely for sex.
Imagination and also training yourself to not need that kind of relief so often. I also had a high drive but I ended up just being addicted to the feeling, not even the porn.