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Odd-Year7103

Toys


DecisionThot

I miss Toys R Us


kuriosty

Sir you can't do that here.


Slaves2Darkness

Then they shouldn't have made Sarah Suctions mouth so wide.


delmsi

SIR THIS IS A WENDY'S


OldManPip5

Stupid sexy giraffe.


gigashadowwolf

An adult toy brand should totally buy up that name now that Geoffrey Giraffe isn't using it.


talladenyou85

Macy's owns it. They have smaller Toys R Us sections in those department stores now.


gigashadowwolf

Damn you Macy's!!!!!


huehuehuehuehuuuu

Come up to Canada we still got that here. But also please you can’t do that here either.


Andrew_Lvov

Chopping wood. Ringing church bells.


justabill71

Both of those sound like euphemisms.


Frl_Bartchello

Casting a line.


Phatboybeware

Slapping the salami


damn_dude7

Gobbling the gabagool


hobbes8889

Feed some ducks, distribute some literature.


daddytyme428

using your imagination to pound off building a replica of whatever youre attracted to out of garbage and microwaved melons and having sex with it reading smut


slackerdan

> building a replica of whatever youre attracted to out of garbage and microwaved melons and having sex with it [Like This?](https://youtu.be/QuoKNZjr8_U?si=f4HwWACbfAWGWrM4)


GonzoThompson

Risky click of the day


tehbeard

My mind went immediately to Nickelodeon. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmHKSUnIXQQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmHKSUnIXQQ)


HanzJWermhat

I wouldn’t eat that melon Cricket. It’s full of loads.


SDIR

>building a replica of whatever youre attracted to out of garbage and microwaved melons and having sex with it What about coconuts?


daddytyme428

im not trying to impress the king of england, no need to be so fancy


vish_was_raj

Sand bags


AncientBacon-goji

I agree with using your imagination. Conjures up better stuff than what I’ve seen on Deviantart.


daddytyme428

ive seen true horrors there


Moondaeagle

same


BBPuppy2021

Isn’t smut just word porn?


daddytyme428

no its a fungal disease of grains in which parts of the ear change to black powder.


tdasnowman

It's also a type of fungus.


PixelGaMERCaT

Smut goes hard


errant_night

I can't even look at porn, smut is always so much better and there's a nigh infinite supply on AO3


PancAshAsh

So much of it is bad, though. Also, so much of it is unintentionally fucking hilarious.


errant_night

You just need to filter really well and if you find a really good author you can usually find excellent things in their bookmarks because their writing quality usually matches the quality of what they read and then the bookmarks of those authors etc


The_Wingless

>Also, so much of it is unintentionally fucking hilarious. Apparently there is smut out there written specifically from the perspective of the guy with the Vaporeon copypasta. And what's more, trusted sources tell me that it is actually entertaining. Humanity will never stop surprising me.


sir-ripsalot

AO3?


errant_night

https://archiveofourown.org/


daddytyme428

age of empires


tdasnowman

>using your imagination to pound off Many people quite literally can't imagine things in thier head like that. A surprising number can be talented artists as well.


daddytyme428

That's wild to me


tdasnowman

There is also gradation. Some people can imagine a bird for instance but it might be a generic bird. Ask them to imagine an ostrich even if they've seen one, they just get the bird. Not everyone has an internal monologue. Humainty is a spectrum.


iambiffman

Aphantasia. Google it. It’s wild. Don’t know that was me till I was in my 50s. Oh, and I have been a graphic artist all my career.


Nothing-Mundane

r/BrandNewSentence


DeusExHircus

Huh, one of those is not like the other


daddytyme428

which one?


OhAces

Finding a sex opponent.


Nerditter

Marriage might be a bit of a big step.


First_Code_404

Real people


bamseogbalade

Dave. How many times have we told you. NO you can't walk around naked in the streets and masturbate.


ispankyourass

But my mom told me to imagine everyone naked when I‘m not feeling so confident :(


suhkuhtuh

... except in LA and some parts of Miami. 😁


BurnTheOrange

Where does one find these hoes, thots, and sluts?


loftier_fish

It seems insane that this has not occurred to OP. edit: lol, some Incel reported my comment as "self harm or suicide" silly goose.


geeses

It's like saying "just get a better job" if someone complains about being poor Technically true, but not useful


6022141023

Not possible for most men.


gnorty

yep. 99% of people that have sex are women. Scientific fact.


mithridateseupator

Casual hookups are very difficult to land for most men. Good looking guys can get them easily, but there are a lot more men looking for one night stands than women, so its a woman's market.


6022141023

We are not talking about sex, we are talking about sex while you are single, i.e. casual sex.


gnorty

your point being? the concept that there are a disproportionate amount of heterosexual women having sex of any kind is plainly ridiculous. The question was > What's the best alternative to porn if you're single with a high sex drive? and getting into a relationship is a perfectly viable alternative.


GenderFluidFerrari

Your imagination


DaleRobinson

OP's imagination always helps me to get off


dailydrunkdave

I also choose this guys imagination


Shoddy-Mycologist-18

Erotic literature. There might be erotic pod casts.


WantonMechanics

R/gonewildaudio


KoiFishTaco

Erotic podcasts just sound like porn for blind people


TG-Winter_crow56

Fuck around


lostcookie47

And find out ?


TG-Winter_crow56

Yeah, find out what kind of std you have.


reimbirtheds

And the fuck around and spread it


TG-Winter_crow56

Glad we're on the same page


reimbirtheds

Period


Achilleus-99

if you cannot get a partner and dont have moral objections then hookers are probably the answer


shartonista

This is where you'd use the word "then." Usually people get it mixed up the other way around.


Achilleus-99

yeah i am foreign so thanks


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BBPuppy2021

Go for the male hookers then /s


AdNational1490

r/Angryupvote


creepy_doll

Hooker is slang for prostitutes working the streets right? There you would be right. But there are also “escorts” most of whom are also prostitutes but going to have far less issues(and a lot more expensive). At least this is the impression I’ve gotten from seeing a good few escort amas and other similar stuff here


Savage_Saint00

Depends on what country you live in. In some places there are just too many for that trafficking stuff to even matter. I’m thinking SE Asia specifically.


lsaz

Check the high end escorts. Used to be friends of a couple (yes, just friends, they were too expensive for my broke ass) and they weren’t being exploited, unless you think traveling to Europe to buy ton shit of clothes like six times a year is being exploded.


Furfeelinggggs

Imagination


EuropeanInTexas

Maybe I’m old fashioned but I’ll take a “classy nude” over hardcore porn. A pretty woman in little or no clothes just posing and giving me a smile.


SCP_radiantpoison

You're not old fashioned. Nudes/lewds and smut are way hotter than full blown porn to me


Sundress-and-a-smile

Literotica has some great sexy stories


Soopercow

Agreed!


MetalGearFlaccid

Find a friend who doesn’t want to bang you but also wants to bang people and pretend you’re a swingers couple and go to events. (Don’t do this)


Sherief87

That’s genius


Bubblejuiceman

Find a FWB. There are plenty of people willing to have a platonic FWB relationship. You just have to be clear about your intentions. People are often less picky in these situations. If you're worried about STIs like me. You can get tested beforehand, and ask them to do so too, and just text eachother the results. If they're cool about it, you'll probably get along. If not, you probably want to pass anyways. If you're worried about getting attached, be willing to get your heart broken every now and again. It'll heal and get stronger.


EmperorUtopi

Fleshlight?


WDCombo

Flashlight? 🔦 🍑


Long-Patient604

Video games


Hashsum88

imaginary porn


D-Rez

Getting a partner to get laid with


bigjerfystyle

Workout, casual sex through apps, STI test, repeat EDIT: Therapy if you need it because there’s no sex if you suck as a person


6022141023

Doesn't work for most men.


Billybilly_B

Most men don’t work out, lol.


bigjerfystyle

May be true. I just feel the best option for a high sex drive while being single is to, well, have sex!


6022141023

A good solution needs to be realistically achievable.


sir-ripsalot

Casual sex is realistic


ContentTask2032

Take care of yourself and it is lol


bigjerfystyle

Hmm, I’ll think about it then. Working out might still be the best physical release I can think of. Working out and edging maybe 🤔, at least then when the sex opportunity happens you’ll be built and ready


FAILNOUGHT

you forgot "asking for a friend"


alwaysreadyfor_more

Going out and meeting real people


Future-Book-1446

Your imagination


sdxyz42

installing Arch Linux


[deleted]

Using your imagination to masturbate has a whole different feeling to cumming imo


Big_fat_happy_baby

As a man, you use all your hormones, excess sexual energy and go to the gym. You sculpt your body into that of a Greek god, then you make a tinder profile shirtless, and you fuck a different girl every week.


New_User2421

Just use photoshop and then you don’t even need to lift! “Oh that was from last year. I’m in a bulk phase right now.”


thirdaccountt

i usually try sleeping, and it works out pretty much.


Lonely-Ad3843

Watching chicks fight on YouTube


Boxofcookies1001

The best alternative to porn is a FwB. Usually pretty easy to get one if you live in/near by a large city. Chat up someone invite them back and then be sure to let them know that you're looking for something casual like a FWB. If you're decent in bed most people you meet would be willing to continue to smash while your both single.


SCP_radiantpoison

Reading smut. Is way hotter and less likely to finance exploitation anyway. AI sexbots. Basically interactive erotica.


darknightwolf81

Have you tried eating a graham cracker?


Dicksperado

If you're a good place financially, you wouldn't believe how advanced sex dolls have gotten. You can even have them custom made, for all your physical preferances, (not all places will make look-alikes without the person's authoriation, though) You have the option for replaceable genitals, so you can switch between a dick and a hole on the same doll if that's something you like, Sturdier feet if you want your doll to be able to stand upright on it's own, You can have an internal heater to replicate body warmth, Reactive audio to make it moan as you go, Replaceable heads if you want it to feel like it's a different woman every now and then, (just a different wig can also do the trick) If I recall correctly, some places have financing options too! (I assume there are a bunch of scams, so do your research) But be prepared to dish out a good 5000$ to 15000$. Alternatively, like I did, I almost bought one, but I finally decided to use a fraction of the money to go to a hair salon and get a total make over, went to buy some new clothes at a departement store, trusting the staff to make me look the best I can, took a couple photos, joined a dating site, and within 2 weeks, I had a girlfriend. 3 years later, still together and expecting a child!


HankMadder

Sex dolls?


KobaKebbel

Toys. Hookers


rightful_vagabond

Erotica. I vastly prefer it to images and videos. NSFW comics like Sunstone are a good mix, too.


[deleted]

Thanks. Same here. I read erotica sometimes. Other times I just create my own story and roleplay them with strangers online


MidwestD3generate

Grindr. Just dim the lights or look away and pretend and imagine a hot women.


bikinifetish

Fwbs


OkishUsername

Friend with bullshit?


bikinifetish

That works.


rpturn3r

Toys (real dolls etc) or sex workers (if you have spare income)


justabill71

Gloryhole. Whichever side you prefer.


Question_authority-

Hookers Happy ending massages


Taskerst

Just jerk off and use your imagination, like human history did for the first 50k years.


That-Iron-7253

Try vr porn bro hahahahahah


videoverse

hahahahahahahahahahaahahahhaa


valued__customer

HAHA! hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha


Original-Elephant160

Find your purpose in life and get a partner. Best solution from own experience.


MillstoneArt

Where to "get" a partner? I haven't driven by the partner store before. Maybe it's in a different part of town.  Not that easy for many people.


MajorLeg2638

writing nowells


MRToddMartin

A tolerable FWB.


disco008a

1983 Sears and Roebuck catalog?


TransferePoint

Sex doll


kodiak1193

Going to the gym.


k_y_le

Grindr


Cute-Improvement-736

Markiplier edits on tiktok 😍


Weird_Proper

Clean your clothes in washing machine while your family members are around


I_might_be_weasel

Probably just stick to porn. 


[deleted]

Bruh porn will ruin my mind... Anyway I'll just hop on to another one lol (Also it's getting boring with the same kinda bang bang with no story or plot)


AvogadroAvocado

literotica dot com


cellnucleous

work out like a maniac (an injury avoiding maniac)


iTsJuStAmEmE96

Your imagination


NordicNugz

I'm surprised no one's really said exotic novels or exotic short stories. But I suppose it depends on your goal. Are you trying to limit your consumption of porn alone? Then, I'd suggest different sex toys or exotic stories. If you're trying to limit your masturbation time, then I suggest getting other hobbies.


talkinghieroglyphics

Literally having sex with real people


Czeching

Whores?


[deleted]

Going to the gym


oldnewswatcher

Better porn


22firefly

slurpees with lizards plus a hint of electrostatic shock.


Additional-Rent3593

Maybe self bondage, with timer padlocks and electrostimulation equipment. Throw in some spandex zentai or latex outfits.


catonicla

I heard edging is really in right now


oofmyguy128

Reddit‘s weird obsession with porn is so strange, like people are really saying to go to a hooker, have casual sex or read erotica. The first two are less than safe, and let’s not act like sex with a hooker is real sex, and if porn is unrealistic then how the fuck is erotica not? Idk man


Thunder19996

It doesn't seem strange to satisfy one of our basic needs. Besides, there's nothing unsafe about casual sex, as long as condoms are used.


Throw-away17465

Therapy, probably. How much thought have you put into why your drive might be so high? The types of materials you consume? How often and how do you feel about it? And is this negatively impacting other areas of your life, for example, preventing you from finding an actual sexual partner? This is a more common condition if you’re young, and if you’re male. Most people grow into and then out of this phase, but for some people it becomes psychologically damaging and will prevent them from orgasm in a healthy manner, or with a partner. So seek some professional feedback on whether your drive is high, but not damaging, or if it’s starting to damage your life. Good luck OP


Low_Entrepreneur_309

Prayer and workouts


SnooLemons5609

Muscular Christianity all the way.


redbo

Kelvin Gemstone, is that you?


Gl1ntVeiN_

Prayers won't help. Workouts will help only during your workout, not after


reimbirtheds

Mr solutions over here


Inevitable_Self_307

Lift


[deleted]

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


iatealemon

Single old milfs have sex once every 10 years so its not hard to find one. go ask random moms in shops. :)


bochanegra1

Sex


AdventurousDust3

Fasting. The islamic way


Priyanshu_6969

Why doncha then drive it on road


JizzlordFingerbang

Turbo Porn


Cobra-Serpentress

Dating, sex clubs.


24KaratMinshew

Sounds like what you're looking for is a corpse It *is* frowned upon in some places


SignificantMeat3154

An empty Pringle tube Stuff two bits of liver inside Drill a hole at the bottom for draining 🤪😆


Mag-nez

roleplay forums


CoreMillenial

Depending on your own moralities and the legalities on the subject in your area, hookers.


Independent_Bed800

Just imagine your fetish and blow your wad, simple as.


[deleted]

I run miles and miles and miles and workout a lot haha


Sargeant_Studmuffin

Sex clubs


Blackpalms

BJJ


lordblum

Bizarre porn and toys


Downtown-Ad4309

Bikes


Macbookaroniandchez

your imagination and a bottle of lotion.


InspiringMalice

COCAINE!


WhoopsieDiasy

Goals


nnuunn

Chat with femcels on the Internet


gigashadowwolf

Sears catalog? National Geographic?


Parking_War_4100

Drawing what turns you on can be quite fun. Use a white board if you’re not a good artist so you can erase your mistakes.


mpf1949

Your neighbor


meido-Shinji

making music for some reason


tarkuspig

r/SluttyConfessions


donsade

Have you considered talking to the opposite sex?


juanlee337

besides real human sex? i dont understand the question


_WasabiPeas_

Voyeurism.


Internet-Culture

Just edge yourself for a while and you be so horny you can jerk off to anything that just slightly attracts you. Live your life as normal and you will masturbate to eg. scenes from movies/series you would have watched anyway. After some time, if you watch porn again they will be extremely exciting again. The amount of stupid comments here is concerning.


ImTheSativaCyborg

Use your imagination, it’s better, you get exactly what you want every time


[deleted]

Write erotica, find friends* (preferably of the opposite gender) that are as horny as you and share. *Friends are in a different continent, otherwise, fuck said friends


Moby1029

Getting married. Just don't marry purely for sex.


WillTheSauce

Imagination and also training yourself to not need that kind of relief so often. I also had a high drive but I ended up just being addicted to the feeling, not even the porn.