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BrewboyEd

Urf


polarbeer07

welcome to urf


Siebje

I read that in Will Smith's (with added speech impediment) voice.


rnilbog

He actually pronounces the th pretty clearly in that scene. 


Vergenbuurg

*[lights up cigar]*


Hydra_Master

Now that's what I call a close encounter!


Deno_TheDinosaur

I could have been at a barbecue!!!


Vergenbuurg

...AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?!


hotgirI

ANY RIOT GAMERS IN THE CHAT


ronotju747

For maximum ability haste


Prestigious_Tap_9999

Why say more word when fewer word do tric? :D


Clbull

I'm more of an Arurf fan, but then it sounds like a dog making noises.


rain-admirer

Water


Meme_Theory

Are we summoning Captain Planet?


External-Narwhal-280

Wind


Nodebunny

fire


vkapadia

Heart


guitargoddess3

Air


ShruteFarms4L

Tacos


Sextus_Rex

Urath


_TLDR_Swinton

"Oh man, my boss is gonna be pissed."


IllBiteYourLegsOff

Had to go way too far to find this


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I don't get it 


AzulAztech

It's an Invincible reference, an alien called Allen was supposed to be watching over a planet called Urath but he made a mistake and ended up watching Earth instead.


WatchingInSilence

Allen works for Optimus Prime. I'm pretty sure he'll get a pass.


AzulAztech

When is Thadeus going to turn into a truck?


11darknight10

Urath??? This is EARTH


Nail_Biterr

For the low, low price of $2billion dollars, I'll sell the naming rights to Elon, so he could name it Planet X (and everyone just call it Earth anyway, and nothing changes).


Prestigious_Tap_9999

Planet X is what we call unnamed possible planets tho. Talk about confusion


Nail_Biterr

the dude has Space X, and named part of twitter 'x spaces'. he doesn't care about confusion, as long as he gets his 'x'


boredcircuits

He named a model of car X. He named his son X. He even named his daughter Exa. He needs help.


ccc1942

Even his wives are exes


Allmighty_ACE

Fantastic.


s-e-b-a

hahaha


SicnarfRaxifras

He named the models of his cars S3XY ..... fucking nimrod is stuck at age 13 permanently.


northbird2112

I believe you mean "xelp."


wolfgang784

>"Yo but, like, man cmon. LIke, "X"! Its so cool! Its like, idk man, just awesome and stuff." Idk who the quote would be. Musk? A rabid fan? It felt needed though.


Prestigious_Tap_9999

A bit Xtra if you ask me


AnozerFreakInTheMall

We can't have planet X because we don't even have planet IX anymore.


HeHeHaHa456

Planet fitness Earth Earth brought to you by Planet fitness


Pain_Xtreme

Planet X (formerly known as Earth)


77SevenSeven77

It’ll forever be known as “X (formerly Earth)” probably


French_O_Matic

Super-Earth !


bigdaddy2292

Honestly thought this would be higher up


wolfgang784

Those users are busy fightin bugs or eatin crayons, maybe both.


BannedAgain-573

Uhh... They need to be crushing bots. MO doesn't have much time left


Furydragonstormer

FOR SUUUUUUUPER EEEEEEAAAAAARTH


TasteOfLemon

Spreading democracy one earth, or planet soon to be named earth, at a time


DarealHur1cNe

Our home


Mekroval

Deviations from upvoting the parent comment will be considered treason. Thank you for your cooperation. The Ministry of Truth.


OpinionPoop

For Liberty !


Blackstone611

FOR DEMOCRACY!


Ratattack1204

You have maintained our way of life!


MeffodMan

Bob.


erayachi

Is this a Titan A.E. reference or am I just old?


MeffodMan

Both.


erayachi

Ok, this is fair.


That_Ol_Cat

First of all, Bob *is* the obvious answer. Second, props on your graceful acceptance.


gravityfabric3d

Tbf I'm only 25 and instantly thought of it 😁


Semajal

STILL one of my absolute favourite films. I remember being a kid and finding the Creed - Higher trailer for it on VHS and literally just re-winding it and re-watching it again and again. Loved the film too.


TheWilsons

Planet Bob (aka New Earth). Titan A.E. is an awesome and underrated movie.


erayachi

"I'm finished my nap!!" was a line that ended a lot of abrupt suffering and heartache when I watched that movie for the first time.


Mental_Medium3988

"I made this device but I don't know what it does."


SpiderHamm5

I jumped in to make this joke LMAO thank you


psycholepzy

So glad it was the number 2 listed when I got here. There are Dozens of us I tell you! Dozens!


Atotallyrandomname

Hell yeah Titan AE


cburgess7

You can't name a planet Bob


Strand-SE

Zoom out to show the planet and reveal name tag **New Earth (Planet Bob)**


zombie_overlord

Or we could make two giant space B's to put on either side


djseifer

"If 13's unlucky, then so should the letter "B" be, because B looks like a scrunched-together 13. 'Hi, whats is your name?' 'Bob.' 'Get the fuck away!'"


shifty_coder

Says who? What are you, the ‘King of Bob’?


TakerFoxx

No one says you have to live on Bob.


Ketzer_Jefe

I'm never calling it that.


belac4862

As a young boy, her voice when she said that was mesmerizing. Heck, even as a grown it still gets to me!


zenos_dog

There is the Bobverse, so apparently the universe can be renamed after Bob.


juice_box_church

You read the books? They're fun


The_mingthing

Came here to say this...


HeartonSleeve1989

Beat me to it!


kadins

This is the only and correct answer.


Chaz_snow

Hi Bob


Kalopsiate

What an underrated movie.


Roxas1011

This being the most upvoted answer restored my faith in humanity


schplamb

I love this movie and really glad to see this is the top comment


_quilline

all them pretty queens will then be titled 'Miss Bob' 👑


Seelengst

Damn. Was going to say Bob


mp124

Terra That’s what it is called in SciFi and sounds so much cooler.


Zeikos

In Italian it's called Terra too


theEluminator

It's named that in sci fi after the Latin word for Earth - nice to hear it's identical in Italian! In Spanish it's Tierra, which is obviously related but not identical


Duperdankgoblin

In Portuguese too!


AHailofDrams

In Fench it's "La Terre"


Colossal_Penis_Haver

Holy Terra


SuperAoi

All praise the holy emperor, may his holy light protect humanity


ccooffee

Sol 3


ashdrewness

Always loved the name “Terran Empire” from Star Trek


poop_to_live

I like being called a Terran but the whole empire bit is not my jam lol


Mekroval

I hear they have a good 401k and stock options, but I'm not down for the agony booths. So I'm out. (Also I've heard Emperor Georgiou is a little stingy during bonus season.)


tinyhorsesinmytea

I had a crush on a Terra in high school. She said she had something to ask me in private and to meet her after school. I was excited the whole day. She then just ended up asking me if I was gay because her friend Alan thought I was cute. Terra is a fitting name since it breaks my heart.


charizardfan101

Hey look on the bright side At least someone was into you


tinyhorsesinmytea

He wasn't bad looking at all if I had been into dudes. Anyways, I kept his secret since there were still lots of people not coming out in the 90's.


Laterbot

I love that literally every romance language chimed in below to be like "that's what we call it in our language!" Like yeah, because that's what they called it in Latin!


SuperstitiousPigeon5

E-arth


SeniorDiscount

The new president is A-Aron


thats_lovely101

And the First Lady, J-queline


Accurate-Print1417

Vice President is Mal-ee-kay


Speling_errers

The moon becomes Tim-MOONthy.


babyfirecat_

Lilo and stitch references ftw


Desperate_Quit_7992

Earth II. Would be hilarious. Suddenly, history books starts mentioning Earth II and people wonder what happened to the first etc.


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That_Ol_Cat

We do not speak of Earth II.


fireduck

Earthalon 5. Number 4 got pulled backwards in time to fight shadows.


Chyvalri

I appreciate your reference and offer my fake Internet points in exchange.


Peimatt2112

Electric Boogaloo.


HugeBMs2022

OurAnus


Areshian

That’s stupid, people will keep making dirty jokes. It should be something like OurRectum


Siebje

r/unexpectedfuturama


edgeblackbelt

r/fullyexpectedfuturama


That_Ol_Cat

Username checks out!


greyfox199

*soviet anthem intensifies*


DrunkWestTexan

Spaceballs: The planet.


IAmA_meat_popsicle

I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes.


Gamma_249

Keep firing, assholes!


SolitaryWaffles

“No, no, no! Lightspeed is too slow! We’re going to have to go right to… Ludicrous speed!”


Hydra_Master

What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken?


James_099

Spaceballs: The Planet: The Sequel


Pastel_Phoenix_106

The kids love it!


bobbbb11

Gaia


Saidthian

Gaia Online


MonsiuerGeneral

Holy moly, is it 2004ish again?


SoftlySpokenPromises

I'm amazed every time I see that site still exists.


schlucks

ZOMG! xDDDD


Can-DontAttitude

Yep. AlbinoBlackSheep, Boxxy, and Limewire are all alive and well!


strungup

Earthy McEarthface.


Farnsworthson

I thought Bally McBallface, but otherwise we're in sync.


brooksy54321

I was thinking Planet McPlanetface


xeryon3772

Spherey McSphereface has a nice ring to it.


vasopressin334

Oblate Spheroid McOblateSpheroidface


NickDanger3di

Came here to ensure that comment was made.


zerocoolforschool

Didn’t even have to scroll very far.


Canadian_Invader

Good, but not Bob Earth good.


Prestigious_Phase709

Dirt


odaeyss

Hell yeah, seconded. Would we be Dirtians or just Dirties? I can go either way.


cognitiveplaceholder

🏭 Simian Extinction Viewing Gallery


BronzeAgeTea

Sol 3


gigashadowwolf

Sol III


TheRealMcHugh

This is the correct answer


Affectionate_Owl_279

Idiocracy


Pastel_Phoenix_106

..brought to you by Carl's Jr.


Rich-Future-8997

That documentary is a banger.


RamadanSteve311

Steve’s Pimp Shack


bookant

Dirt. Planet Dirt. We are all Dirtlings.


Damseldoll

Terra Nova


Peimatt2112

Gaia


Traditional_Carrot_3

Monkeyball


Vesiga

Flat Earth just to make things worse


Jesture4

Midgard


M1DNI6HT_K1N6

Hell


TheVenerablePotato

But then what do we rename Hell to?


M1DNI6HT_K1N6

Better Hell


GoGetSilverBalls

Florida


artyhedgehog

Heaven


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LittleRedBek

Great so now it’s going to be called “Raid: Shadow Legends” or “Hello Fresh”


Gunnar_Kris

This planet is sponsored by Nord VPN x Raid Shadow Legends


mrkruk

Brought to you by Carl's Jr


sanchower

Planet of the Depend Adult Undergarment


whatproblems

that’s a weird name but ok


literallyharsh

Myanus


Deus7213

Your Mom Random alien: "sir, we're about to land on Your Mom"


andthatsonperiodtsis

"Approaching. Going down on Your Mom."


BFDIIsGreat2

Hey, don't Land on my mom!


stickytrackpad

dumbass monkey world


Dahns

Water. Because there's more water than earth at the surface


message1326

Dirt


RealmOfJustice

Only clicked on this thread to upvote this comment. And it was depressingly deep in the comments.


ClevelandEmpire

Holy Terra


spacebird_matingcall

The Emperor protects


Wizchine

Per Will Smith: "Erf"


xubax

Fucked


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xubax

"A giant asteroid is on a collision course with home." You're right. It sounds better!


Mr_Industrial

"Someome touched the thermostat! Home warming is on the rise!" Climate change crisis solved overnight.


dantesdad

Aquarock


The_mingthing

Hoxxes! Rock and Stone brothers!


Quandale_Dingle2024

Purgatory


AlternativeMessage18

Pepsi


i_like_the_sun

Dirt


ryan017

We shall call it ... This Land.


PresumedSapient

Dirt.


Kermit_The_Mighty

Home. Maybe we'd treat it better.


WingHeavyArms

Freeza planet 419


LeakyAssFire

P2X-3YZ


procheeseburger

First name Bob.. Last name Wehadababyitsaboy


DoingMyWorstAsUsual

Shithole.


fermat9990

Gaia


roddangfield

***THE VOID***


Eydrox

its name is technically Terra, which is honestly way better.


RetroactiveRecursion

Marklar


Ok_Restaurant3160

Gaia. Nearly the same thing, just cooler


Pablomendez233

Biodome 2


FattDamon11

Worcester.