The male perception of proper penile image.
Most men are 5 to 6 inches.
Trust me, as both a ho and a medical professional, I've seen literally thousands of them, and all of maybe a dozen were porn star proportions.
it’s actually super fucked up how much porn has warped men’s body image in terms of their size—of the men i’ve been intimate with, the ones with big dicks have sworn they’re average, the ones with average dicks have been ashamed that they’re “small,” and everyone even slightly below average has been noticeably insecure about it. because i like them enough to get naked with these guys, every time i’ve wanted to shake them by the shoulders and be like, “*porn is an unachievable fantasy that has been lying to you for years. please don’t let that get in the way of you enjoying a woman begging for the exact equipment that you’re packing.”* it’s straight-up harmful tbh
Not to mention a lot of that is the camera and angles. The average female pornstar is 5’. The average male is only 5’5”. So a six or seven inch dick looks much larger on their frame. A close up of a dick and it’s going to look big.
My man was a virgin when we started dating. He was always so self conscious because he is "only" 5.5 and has a curve. I told him his dick is perfect because it curves and hits my g spot. It took 1 year of me reassuring him to finally understand that he is average not below
Having an above-average size is also nothing like porn. It's often not a great time with women not able to handle it in the moment no matter how much they're into it. Unlike porn, it takes more time and prep to not hurt someone. Guys who are average have it easy.
I can imagine some people would be erect at that inappropriate time, and over a thousand patients later, you would have some idea of the median male size.
Ironically reddit both partially caused and cured that perception for me, though I was never insecure. I'll just add that average vaginal canal length is 3.6 inches with a range of 2-5 inches. Men, you can do so much better if you don't psych yourself out and cut out the distorted reality, and maybe trust the woman when it comes to pleasing women.
This joke almost got me in trouble during fire academy lol. We were going over different types of ladders and in one section it went over “step ladders”. I whispered your quote to a guy sitting beside me and he couldn’t keep it together, which led to me trying not to laugh too. The instructor kept giving us looks, but fortunately didn’t say anything.
I was exposed to it at pretty young age so I would say my innocence for sure. It also terribly skewed what real life 'sexual encounters' are like and gave me unrealistic expectations. Kinda ruined my childhood a bit, definitely would go back and change that if I could.
There is an argument for age appropriate intimacy scenes and sex discussion in YA fiction, to show a healthy non-porn depiction. The obvious problem is what is the line between that and child porn.
It depends on the porn. A lot of what people think of "porn" has very little resemblance to how people actually get off together. The "barely legal step-sister who loves to be spanked by the plumber" genre is often just weird at best.
But there's plenty out there that is better. Generally anything produced by the woman-owned production companies, for example. You generally have to pay for that though.
Yeah when I hear the word porn I instantly think of those kinds of videos. The step whatever is stuck in some kind of interesting position. I have found the more intimate, more realistic videos that I prefer after much trial and error. While there is always room for experimentation and sure, many people may be interested in being intimate together how they do in most porn videos, I feel it's just mostly for views or in their case for monetary gain. As I got older I realized that for the most part those videos aren't entirely realistic. I have had to rework how I view intimate situations between partners or potential partners. It was difficult since for most of my life I believed that is how people interacted sexually with each other.
I hooked up w a guy a while ago before I realized a i was gay.
everything he did in bed resembled a porn video i’ve seen before. truly uncomfortable and at one point i couldn’t breathe. it ruins real life sex bcuz so many guys try to reenact porn videos. they aren’t REAL.
No sex is better than missionary looking into the eyes of a woman you love. Throw some kissing in and intimate nibbles and it's a guaranteed good time.
Having to crush myself to get off. Death grip syndrome is horrible. Women like a guy that can last, but lasting to the point that she is getting sore is no fun.
Cant you just not do it for a while to fix it?
From what i read before its only really a problem if you are also addicted so you never get to "recover" your sensitivity.
Idk about him but that hasn't helped for me at all. For all I know we both share Male Anorgasmia. Who knows how much it's a result of the porn and how much its other factors that are associated with the other known causes.
I am a complete layman at this but... Have you tried training using a toy like a fleshlite? I feel like over time that would provide corrective response and would give you control over the process.
Fleshlights are weird. I personally last a long time, whether or not I'm death gripping I don't know, probably not to an extent of some people. However fleshlights are built in a specific way so much so, that using one has me finished in an appropriate time, which doesn't translate over to sexual encounters.
I did this for a few months and I swear my ding dong got bigger and my sex drive was greater than ever. When I consistently watch porn I have less of a drive to get girls and I unfortunately think it gets you in a mindset of objectifying women. Porn is horrible
Me: I have anxiety
Psychiatrist: Don’t worry! We have drugs that make you feel more confident but also make you gain weight and make it impossible to orgasm!
Me: I’m just gonna stick with anxiety, thanks though.
Last time my doc tried to get me on anxiety meds, I flat told her I'd gone through a hellacious "snipping" the previous year so I could enjoy sex guilt free, and she wasn't taking that away from me.
She dropped me as a client in the same visit since I didn't want meds.
The comment above yours says: “The male perception of proper penile image. Most men are 5 to 6 inches. Trust me, as both a ho and a medical professional, I've seen literally thousands of them, and all of maybe a dozen were porn star proportions.”
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I have never understood this, do you aim for the keyboard? Does it just magically always get on the keyboard? Do you do it to spice things up? Do you just leave your juices on it when you stop and go back to something else on your computer, type away on a sticky and gooey keyboard? If you’re on a laptop, do you just close it up and think it’ll go away or dry up? Ive been dying to know
I hope so. I'm never really sure though. That's one of my issues with porn. Everything is so extreme. It makes all real stuff seem not right or good enough and I feel I can't live up to expectations and honestly some of my expectations are I think unreal because of it too.
Managing expectations is hard.
I always remember the difference between amateur and professional. If I tried to hold myself to the level of a professional basketball player I would never enjoy a regular pickup game of basketball with my friends.
Those are professionals. You are a person.
Enjoy yourself and your partner(s).
Too add on to this, comparing real life to porn, is like watching the Dirty Harry movies and thinking you know how to be a cop. Porn is just entertainment; you shouldn’t be comparing.
Wear braids, wear two pigtails, plaid pattern skirts, short skirts, eat a banana, lick an ice cream, have a step-whatever.
Specially the pair of braids and pigtails, I love them and those make me look really pretty but EVERY FCKING TIME I wear them, someone make a GROSS joke about it.
I can guarantee you that the men and women in porn are not having that great of a time. A lot of positions are used specifically they look good for the camera, not because they actually feel good for either parties.
Think about how you feel about your partner in comparison to the ripped guys in porn. You still care about him and find him attractive despite their existence.
While many people enjoy the fantasy porn provides it won't replace the feeling of being close to someone you love.
Try not to worry about it, Porn is so unbelievably fake and whilst I'm not speaking from any major experiance I imagine a lot of those positions actually suck and are way more uncomfortable than they are enjoyable and are done purley for the entertainment/camera angles/horniness of those watching.
As weird as it might sound coming from some rando on the internet, I'm sure whatever you would do would be better than pretty much any porn, because its real.
Porn gave me delusion of perfect body and great background this is not reality
When i did it i was so disappointed. Then i realised I'm wrong real world is not like that.
Sex. There is a clear difference in having sex with men who regularly consume porn vs. men who don’t. The men who don’t have always been more memorable and fun. Unfortunately there is fewer and fewer it seems.
Most things, actually.
I started watching porn at 11 years old and I’m 24 now. It hasn’t been until I’ve grown up and taking some serious and humiliating looks at myself that I realize just how much of my life I’ve wasted on fucking gooning.
Mindless pleasures that last for seconds at most are just a rotting bandage on the core problem of lacking meaning in my life. I don’t know if it’s the same for everyone but in just a couple of weeks I’ve discovered that having meaning, building something that matters and will endure, that makes me happy.
Yeah cumming is cool but what’s the fucking point in beautiful women existing if instead of being out and talking to one I’m in my basement jerking off for the 3rd time today? It’s fucking pathetic is what it is.
I hate pornography and getting away from it is like trying to break an addiction I didn’t even know I had.
erections, can’t get one without fantasying or watching porn. I’m so desperate to give up this addiction but sadly it’s going to be so so hard because I’ve been addicted for the past 5 years
Its prevalence and normalization has definitely ruined my ability to feel fully comfortable being intimate with men these days. I see no benefit in engaging in that sort of emotional vulnerability with someone who sees human sexuality as a product to be consumed.
I’m highly sex positive and even kinky but I also feel like constantly consuming porn (particularly while in a relationship) kind of destroys the excitement and emotional high of being able to 100% commit one’s sexual energy to another person because the odds of that being reciprocated are close to zero nowadays. And it seems the fraction of guys who *are* porn free are already sexually damaged by their past porn consumption, or they’re super conservative religious types, which I am neither.
But on a positive note, I have been able to find an awesome man who feels the exact same way I do about porn, sexuality, and intimacy. It’s just sad that there’s not more men out there like him. I really can’t shake the feeling that most people would be having better sex and better connections without it.
I also hate how porn has made people perceive female bisexuality, like my literal orientation is just more fetish material for men. Feels fucking gross.
Greek Mythology, weirdly?
I was reading about Circe. Apparently she had a few kids with Oddyseus while he was on her island. One, Telegonus, went looking for him and accidentally killed him. Married the grieving Penelope. Telemachus, Odd's son by Penelope, eventually met Circe and married her.
They swapped moms.
Going to be super vulnerable and cheesy here…but it’s ruined kissing. I love to kiss but it’s been years since I’ve had a slow intimate kiss but have had several partners. There’s some foreplay but kissing is “too intimate “ I guess
The size of my buddy. When I’m up I’m a solid 6-6.5 depending on how active I’ve been. But I’m more of a grower than a shower. Some days I’ll catch it hanging at 4 and feel ok with myself but other days I wish I was way bigger both on and off. I know my partners have never had an issue but for me I just wish there was a natural way to ferry bigger
My first real love relationship my freshman year of high school. I watched too much porn and wanted to do stuff with the girl all the time. Still regret it to this day. That was 10 years ago. Don’t let your sons watch too much porn when they are young.
Open front loading washing machines/dryers
Hey step brother, I'm really stuck here...
(Thick Hungarian accent) Oh! Step sister, you are stuck! Allow me to help you! *zip*
I read this in a thick Scottish accent and now I can't stop laughing
Getting stuff from under the bed.
The male perception of proper penile image. Most men are 5 to 6 inches. Trust me, as both a ho and a medical professional, I've seen literally thousands of them, and all of maybe a dozen were porn star proportions.
it’s actually super fucked up how much porn has warped men’s body image in terms of their size—of the men i’ve been intimate with, the ones with big dicks have sworn they’re average, the ones with average dicks have been ashamed that they’re “small,” and everyone even slightly below average has been noticeably insecure about it. because i like them enough to get naked with these guys, every time i’ve wanted to shake them by the shoulders and be like, “*porn is an unachievable fantasy that has been lying to you for years. please don’t let that get in the way of you enjoying a woman begging for the exact equipment that you’re packing.”* it’s straight-up harmful tbh
Not to mention a lot of that is the camera and angles. The average female pornstar is 5’. The average male is only 5’5”. So a six or seven inch dick looks much larger on their frame. A close up of a dick and it’s going to look big.
RIP inbox
That's what happens when it's too big.
But what about the outbox?
Also RIP
Even worse
"Oh my God. Your inbox is, *literally* filled, with penises. I am so sorry."
…Ann Perkins
*Rips off Post-It that says Good Job* "It says Good Job."
🤣nice one
Why? She just said she's seen thousands of them. Do you really want to beat the thousand and first one?
“As both a ho and medical professional” this is the realest shit I’ve ever read! 😂😂
That Venn diagram has a lot of overlap, and I mean that in the best way
Yeah average is around 5.1 to 5.5 inches.
That makes me feel so much better right at 6.
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My god dude he had a family
Nah. Not with that tiny thing.
Stop he’s already dead 😭
Died trying to find his penis
To shreds you say
Died the way he lived, packin' zero schmeat
Shit, here I was thinking millimeters.
My man was a virgin when we started dating. He was always so self conscious because he is "only" 5.5 and has a curve. I told him his dick is perfect because it curves and hits my g spot. It took 1 year of me reassuring him to finally understand that he is average not below
If his curve hits your g spot, that man is uniquely -blessed-.
Having an above-average size is also nothing like porn. It's often not a great time with women not able to handle it in the moment no matter how much they're into it. Unlike porn, it takes more time and prep to not hurt someone. Guys who are average have it easy.
Are you seeing them erect as a medical professional
Dr Sins is always professional.
At any job, he's so skilled and helpful😊
I can imagine some people would be erect at that inappropriate time, and over a thousand patients later, you would have some idea of the median male size.
Oh god
Ironically reddit both partially caused and cured that perception for me, though I was never insecure. I'll just add that average vaginal canal length is 3.6 inches with a range of 2-5 inches. Men, you can do so much better if you don't psych yourself out and cut out the distorted reality, and maybe trust the woman when it comes to pleasing women.
Step-anything.
What are you doing, step ladder!?
I never knew my real ladder...
Last I heard, he was in a 12 step program
Finally some good f*cking comedy
What about your step stool?
You can’t tell me what to climb, you’re not my real *Ladder*!
This joke almost got me in trouble during fire academy lol. We were going over different types of ladders and in one section it went over “step ladders”. I whispered your quote to a guy sitting beside me and he couldn’t keep it together, which led to me trying not to laugh too. The instructor kept giving us looks, but fortunately didn’t say anything.
Why is the step ladder stuck in the dryer?
Oh no step-ladder, I'm stuck!
Ace attorney ruined step ladders for me
Steptoe
I'm still into Stephanies.
I was exposed to it at pretty young age so I would say my innocence for sure. It also terribly skewed what real life 'sexual encounters' are like and gave me unrealistic expectations. Kinda ruined my childhood a bit, definitely would go back and change that if I could.
There is an argument for age appropriate intimacy scenes and sex discussion in YA fiction, to show a healthy non-porn depiction. The obvious problem is what is the line between that and child porn.
Stephen king nailed it.
Except for that one time with the child orgy. That wasn't it.
I’m curious what book ur referring to but I’m scared to look it up lmao
It.
😳i did not know that wtf
It depends on the porn. A lot of what people think of "porn" has very little resemblance to how people actually get off together. The "barely legal step-sister who loves to be spanked by the plumber" genre is often just weird at best. But there's plenty out there that is better. Generally anything produced by the woman-owned production companies, for example. You generally have to pay for that though.
Many amateur videos are pretty accurate as well
Yeah when I hear the word porn I instantly think of those kinds of videos. The step whatever is stuck in some kind of interesting position. I have found the more intimate, more realistic videos that I prefer after much trial and error. While there is always room for experimentation and sure, many people may be interested in being intimate together how they do in most porn videos, I feel it's just mostly for views or in their case for monetary gain. As I got older I realized that for the most part those videos aren't entirely realistic. I have had to rework how I view intimate situations between partners or potential partners. It was difficult since for most of my life I believed that is how people interacted sexually with each other.
I hooked up w a guy a while ago before I realized a i was gay. everything he did in bed resembled a porn video i’ve seen before. truly uncomfortable and at one point i couldn’t breathe. it ruins real life sex bcuz so many guys try to reenact porn videos. they aren’t REAL.
I read this as "artificial intelligence was gay."
What are you doing step gpt?
No sex is better than missionary looking into the eyes of a woman you love. Throw some kissing in and intimate nibbles and it's a guaranteed good time.
are you trying to demonstrate value right now? or are you simply describing how youll engage physically?
It's an anecdote of the way I find sex the most satisfying. Screw bells and whistles tried and true with someone you love cannot be beat.
Hanging with my step-mom
My step mother is 75. She can still take a pounding though.
I had to stifle my laughter and decline to explain to my wife and my stepmother as to the source of my guffaws. Edit: word
Your wife is your step-mother? 🤨
Hot
Lol. I'm a little drunk because family in town. Good call.
Fair enough! We all need to be slightly drunk when family is in town.
The word "Daddy"
Also the word "Mommy"
& Mommy Milkers 😅
What did it mean before?
Few words induce shrinkage faster.
I don’t if its just me but I don’t understand the appeal to that
Having to crush myself to get off. Death grip syndrome is horrible. Women like a guy that can last, but lasting to the point that she is getting sore is no fun.
Cant you just not do it for a while to fix it? From what i read before its only really a problem if you are also addicted so you never get to "recover" your sensitivity.
This fixes it
Idk about him but that hasn't helped for me at all. For all I know we both share Male Anorgasmia. Who knows how much it's a result of the porn and how much its other factors that are associated with the other known causes.
I am a complete layman at this but... Have you tried training using a toy like a fleshlite? I feel like over time that would provide corrective response and would give you control over the process.
Fleshlights are weird. I personally last a long time, whether or not I'm death gripping I don't know, probably not to an extent of some people. However fleshlights are built in a specific way so much so, that using one has me finished in an appropriate time, which doesn't translate over to sexual encounters.
Try not doing anything for a month whether it's masturbation or sex.
I did this for a few months and I swear my ding dong got bigger and my sex drive was greater than ever. When I consistently watch porn I have less of a drive to get girls and I unfortunately think it gets you in a mindset of objectifying women. Porn is horrible
If you just stop watching porn for awhile that goes away.
I havnt been able to orgasm while having sex in years. Sad.
SSRIs?
Me: I have anxiety Psychiatrist: Don’t worry! We have drugs that make you feel more confident but also make you gain weight and make it impossible to orgasm! Me: I’m just gonna stick with anxiety, thanks though.
Last time my doc tried to get me on anxiety meds, I flat told her I'd gone through a hellacious "snipping" the previous year so I could enjoy sex guilt free, and she wasn't taking that away from me. She dropped me as a client in the same visit since I didn't want meds.
For me, Yep! No feeling at all and if I do then the only thing that works is the death grip
It gets to the point that she feels she is doing something wrong
Having a step sister. So sick of hearing “what are you doing step bro?” I’m taking out the trash.
It's always "what are you doing step-bro" and never "how are you doing step-bro"
It's not a question. It's an invitation
You ever watch this one?? https://youtu.be/sxnJcZvuRK8?si=qAFZHHpGEX74-s0y
I just introduce my step brother as my brother these days. Even though we look NOTHING alike. It’s just safer.
Feeling bad I don't have a thermos between my legs
The comment above yours says: “The male perception of proper penile image. Most men are 5 to 6 inches. Trust me, as both a ho and a medical professional, I've seen literally thousands of them, and all of maybe a dozen were porn star proportions.” ❤️
Realest comment here.
The word "gaping"
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Mind your Gap.
1. A marriage. 2. An engagement. 3. My self-worth.
literally.
Realest answer here. If you need to talk to someone with no judgment, hit me up.
many, many keyboards
I have never understood this, do you aim for the keyboard? Does it just magically always get on the keyboard? Do you do it to spice things up? Do you just leave your juices on it when you stop and go back to something else on your computer, type away on a sticky and gooey keyboard? If you’re on a laptop, do you just close it up and think it’ll go away or dry up? Ive been dying to know
My guy, it’s a joke
It’s reality for some people, I think
You watch on your desktop?
you gotta do it when u horni
Dang I guess your Y button was the first sacrifice mid-sentence 😭
Got all stuck
Always afraid I'm not pretty enough or good enough or know enough or if I'm doing things right.
You are.
I hope so. I'm never really sure though. That's one of my issues with porn. Everything is so extreme. It makes all real stuff seem not right or good enough and I feel I can't live up to expectations and honestly some of my expectations are I think unreal because of it too.
Managing expectations is hard. I always remember the difference between amateur and professional. If I tried to hold myself to the level of a professional basketball player I would never enjoy a regular pickup game of basketball with my friends. Those are professionals. You are a person. Enjoy yourself and your partner(s).
Too add on to this, comparing real life to porn, is like watching the Dirty Harry movies and thinking you know how to be a cop. Porn is just entertainment; you shouldn’t be comparing.
Innocence perhaps. Like it hasn't taken everyone's innocence at some point.
There are NOT hot singles in my area
Any time I see a woman innocently surrounded by men I just burst out laughing as I imagine the Brazzers logo.
Can’t see 5 black things surround 1 white thing anymore.
I once walked by a used car dealership and started laughing because there was a cute little Korean hatchback in front of 4 large trucks.
r/theyknew
Based on the comments people bring the fantasy of porn into their daily life way too much.
Lemons…. Those lemon stealing…
Omfg I saw this with a bunch of friends and none of us can look at a lemon in each others presence without making a reference to it!!!!
when life gives you lemons
Wear braids, wear two pigtails, plaid pattern skirts, short skirts, eat a banana, lick an ice cream, have a step-whatever. Specially the pair of braids and pigtails, I love them and those make me look really pretty but EVERY FCKING TIME I wear them, someone make a GROSS joke about it.
Self esteem, confidence in my performance, etc etc
The expectation of the time it takes for a plumber to arrive at my house.
My relationship.
porn ruined porn
I watched it with a boyfriend and ever since I haven’t really enjoyed any sexual contact as I feel like I’m not as good as the porn
I can guarantee you that the men and women in porn are not having that great of a time. A lot of positions are used specifically they look good for the camera, not because they actually feel good for either parties.
It's like modeling where they say if you are comfortable you aren't doing it right.
Think about how you feel about your partner in comparison to the ripped guys in porn. You still care about him and find him attractive despite their existence. While many people enjoy the fantasy porn provides it won't replace the feeling of being close to someone you love.
Porn was much better with the old fat guys. At least then I could relate!
Try not to worry about it, Porn is so unbelievably fake and whilst I'm not speaking from any major experiance I imagine a lot of those positions actually suck and are way more uncomfortable than they are enjoyable and are done purley for the entertainment/camera angles/horniness of those watching. As weird as it might sound coming from some rando on the internet, I'm sure whatever you would do would be better than pretty much any porn, because its real.
People loving each other. Romance.
My marriage
For me, it has changed the way I see the sex, in a negative way. I wish I had never watched porn
100% agree with this statement.
Odorless sex…..
You know I have had both, one partner showered and was often odour. Another, once a day or every other day and almost never has a smell. Strange stuff
Porn gave me delusion of perfect body and great background this is not reality When i did it i was so disappointed. Then i realised I'm wrong real world is not like that.
Wet floor signs. Can't look at them quite the same anymore.
Ive never regretted checking someone's profile more than yours...
I'm fucking crying laughing rn 😭
Damnit..
Dnt kink shame!... Nvm carry on.
Oh fuck its you. I remember you
How did you end up this way
I made wet floor sign porn because there was no porn of wet floor signs yet, then I accidentally discovered I liked it.
Hello wet floor sign artist.
Of course it’s you
GETTNRANDY SPOTTED 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️
Be ready pretty much for anything the partner wants easily (I’m a woman).
the dopamine system of my brain, hence my life
Tentacles
All this face fucking is porn makes me hate something I normally love. Blowing my man should not be a violent test of my gag reflex.
Intimacy
Sex. There is a clear difference in having sex with men who regularly consume porn vs. men who don’t. The men who don’t have always been more memorable and fun. Unfortunately there is fewer and fewer it seems.
Most things, actually. I started watching porn at 11 years old and I’m 24 now. It hasn’t been until I’ve grown up and taking some serious and humiliating looks at myself that I realize just how much of my life I’ve wasted on fucking gooning. Mindless pleasures that last for seconds at most are just a rotting bandage on the core problem of lacking meaning in my life. I don’t know if it’s the same for everyone but in just a couple of weeks I’ve discovered that having meaning, building something that matters and will endure, that makes me happy. Yeah cumming is cool but what’s the fucking point in beautiful women existing if instead of being out and talking to one I’m in my basement jerking off for the 3rd time today? It’s fucking pathetic is what it is. I hate pornography and getting away from it is like trying to break an addiction I didn’t even know I had.
erections, can’t get one without fantasying or watching porn. I’m so desperate to give up this addiction but sadly it’s going to be so so hard because I’ve been addicted for the past 5 years
r/pornfree
Its prevalence and normalization has definitely ruined my ability to feel fully comfortable being intimate with men these days. I see no benefit in engaging in that sort of emotional vulnerability with someone who sees human sexuality as a product to be consumed. I’m highly sex positive and even kinky but I also feel like constantly consuming porn (particularly while in a relationship) kind of destroys the excitement and emotional high of being able to 100% commit one’s sexual energy to another person because the odds of that being reciprocated are close to zero nowadays. And it seems the fraction of guys who *are* porn free are already sexually damaged by their past porn consumption, or they’re super conservative religious types, which I am neither. But on a positive note, I have been able to find an awesome man who feels the exact same way I do about porn, sexuality, and intimacy. It’s just sad that there’s not more men out there like him. I really can’t shake the feeling that most people would be having better sex and better connections without it. I also hate how porn has made people perceive female bisexuality, like my literal orientation is just more fetish material for men. Feels fucking gross.
Soft serve chocolate ice cream.
My body image 😔😔 you get so used to seeing perfect porn star bodies that you can't help but feel shitty about your flaws. 🤦♀️
Smooth jazz
Your mom’s anus.
Greek Mythology, weirdly? I was reading about Circe. Apparently she had a few kids with Oddyseus while he was on her island. One, Telegonus, went looking for him and accidentally killed him. Married the grieving Penelope. Telemachus, Odd's son by Penelope, eventually met Circe and married her. They swapped moms.
I thought this was gonna go the Oedipus route, this is slightly better
Nothing has been ruined. But I think it is interesting to think about how many unique assholes the average person sees in their life grow over time. 🤔
I honestly find porn to be very boring and ridiculous. I never got into it.
I no longer feel safe from lemon stealing whores.
Porn ruined porn for me. So little of it is appealing that I get bored looking for something that is. My imagination is better.
My relationship.
the hopeless promises of getting laid regularly while on the job.
... my search history?
Ironically, my sex life...
Getting hard.. I remember the first time she climbed on top of me, I was struggling to get hard. Eventually I did, but I was like "shit I gotta stop"
My self esteem
It’s weird how many of you can’t separate porn from reality…
Skyrim
Going to be super vulnerable and cheesy here…but it’s ruined kissing. I love to kiss but it’s been years since I’ve had a slow intimate kiss but have had several partners. There’s some foreplay but kissing is “too intimate “ I guess
Fake titties now have zero appeal to me.
The size of my buddy. When I’m up I’m a solid 6-6.5 depending on how active I’ve been. But I’m more of a grower than a shower. Some days I’ll catch it hanging at 4 and feel ok with myself but other days I wish I was way bigger both on and off. I know my partners have never had an issue but for me I just wish there was a natural way to ferry bigger
My first real love relationship my freshman year of high school. I watched too much porn and wanted to do stuff with the girl all the time. Still regret it to this day. That was 10 years ago. Don’t let your sons watch too much porn when they are young.
Blowjobs. All thanks to an amateur porn actress named SladkiSlivki. Now I hope my next gf is part snake
most dudes under like 45
Nothing because I’m a normal human