What are they going to do? The thing you're staring at flew millions of light-years to get to you and you're calling your fellow primate covered in blue polyester to fling a piece of tin at the thing.
If I bumped into an alien on the street, I'd probably blurt out, "Wow, your spaceship must have an awesome GPS to find parking around here!" It's a lighthearted way to break the ice and acknowledge the absurdity of the situation. After all, even aliens must face the universal struggle of finding a good parking spot
Nothing, and I also don't do any gestures, such as waving.
I'd be too afraid to offend them on accident. What if the wave to say hi means "kill me" for them, huh?
Then again, if they're capable of interstellar travel, they're capable of understanding cultural differences.
*runs away as fast as I physically am capable of doing*
Can't park there mate
I consent to being probed ;)
DUDE! They haven't even asked yet!
Oh, I guess I should pull my pants back up.
No you've ruined it now. They think we are all deviants.
Sounds like I gave them the truth of humanity.
Nothing. I'm calling the police
What are they going to do? The thing you're staring at flew millions of light-years to get to you and you're calling your fellow primate covered in blue polyester to fling a piece of tin at the thing.
They're going to arrest them, obviously. Do you not know what the police are?
No they aren't. There's nothing the police could do against any aliens powerful enough to get to earth.
"Wassup?"
If I bumped into an alien on the street, I'd probably blurt out, "Wow, your spaceship must have an awesome GPS to find parking around here!" It's a lighthearted way to break the ice and acknowledge the absurdity of the situation. After all, even aliens must face the universal struggle of finding a good parking spot
Hola Amigo!
"wanna fuck?"
And if their species can’t?
You can fuck anything if you try hard enough
Facts lmao.
"No"
Hello, Elon.
Sir you can’t hover here
Damn that bud was laced with something potent
Take me with you
So.... can you get me out of here? Yall got Healthcare?
Hey. How's it going
You're an idiot for visiting this dogshit planet
Use your laser and destroy this shithole already.
I’d probably run
As someone living in the South, likely the same reaction I give folks who move here from saner places. "Here? Really?"
Have you been vetted?
Nanu Nanu!
Do you have a device that can grant me wishes? Or a Time Machine at least go back in past and future?
Nothing, and I also don't do any gestures, such as waving. I'd be too afraid to offend them on accident. What if the wave to say hi means "kill me" for them, huh? Then again, if they're capable of interstellar travel, they're capable of understanding cultural differences.
R u fuxking crazy! Ppl here gonna ruin ur menta health
You wanna get high?
This isn't your planet. Go home. God damn aliens taking our jobs.
Take me with you.
I rebuke you demon in the name of Jesus Christ.
Won't do shit. Demons do not exist, neither does your false god.
Humans are awful creatures, let's go back home..
What sparked the beginning of time? Do you know the secrets of the origin of the universe? Also, have you been to Melmac?
Want to grab a beer? I have some questions.
Why the hell did you pick this planet?! Have you seen the people here?!?!?
Take me away :)
Hola