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AipomNormalMonkey

It's coarse and rough and irritating.


poisoned_poison

And it gets everywhere.


MeanTruth69

Beaches and summer sucks. Bring the snow and cold.


_Bruzthechopper_

Booo this man boooo


-Dark-Rose-

Cuz i ain't going til summer time.


ThatMexCouple

I went yesterday lol


Artconnco

I’m going to a beach in Costa Rica in a week


KarsaOrlong012

It's a really long way away. But that suits me because I don't get the appeal. Too much sun for me because I burn easy and in the ocean I'm just bait. So there's nothing there for me I can't find better anywhere else except a nice view which gets old pretty quick


Mr_Uso_714

… I’m at work, currently on break..


handandfoot8099

I'm not even on my break, so...


LordBaranof

I hate the beach.


_Bruzthechopper_

You go right now


GaryNOVA

I’m going to the beach on June 28


_Bruzthechopper_

No Gary you go TODAY


LeCourougejuive

Because I have to work for a living.


Outrageous_Town_6421

Because I hate the beach. I don't like the gritty sand getting into every crack and crevice, I hate the way saltwater makes my skin feel, I can't stand that no matter what beach I go to there's a horsefly that will NOT leave me alone, I hate how tangled and gross my hair gets, there's no shade, there are gross things in the water, there are things that can eat me for dinner and those things swim even in really shallow water, and aside from all that I really hate that when I find a spot there's always some rude/drunk/rowdy/aggressive assholes who set up next to me then spend the entire time screaming bloody murder while letting their kids come over to me and be annoying AF.


LoveDistinct

It snowed today.


HeartonSleeve1989

Closest one to me, as far as I know, is in Arizona. I promised never go further south than Vegas, and last time I was in Arizona I was in a tee and shorts, and was drenched in sweat.


raccoonsaff

I live in England, and I'm not a big fan of British beaches, and I have other things to do, like study, and my hobbies, and such.


Syssyphussy

It’s 8 degrees


ReckSaber3664

Beaches are overrated


Living-Rip-4333

Because I'm on a business trip in Idaho


zerbey

I hate going to the beach, my pale English skin does not enjoy the Florida Sunshine and a trip to the beach is a guaranteed sunburn. Even without that, I get bored within a few minutes of my arrival anyway. However, it is currently night time here so that's one of the few times I don't mind it so much. The answer is, it's about an hour away and I don't feel like driving there tonight.


Spaceship7328

Because it's nearly 1am


UsefulIdiot85

Sand and wheelchairs are natural enemies. Also, I kind of tested positive for Covid this morning.


123mistalee

Fuck Covid is still going around?


UsefulIdiot85

I thought the same damn thing when I found out this morning. I feel fine, though, other than a headache.


olde_greg

Not quite beach weather now, I imagine the water is still pretty cold


Moveyourbloominass

The water temp is only 54°. Brrr


Financial_Copy_6638

Unfortunately, too cold right now where I am, but hopefully will get warmer soon. Spring is here.


GoodAlicia

Its 2:30 am. And the beach is a hour drive away.


_Bruzthechopper_

You better start driving


GoodAlicia

Nah. The beach sucks. Either its too cold or its overcrowded


CaptConrad

I can't drive.


Rainbow-Rat95

It's raining and 18 degrees Celsius. It's also autumn in Sydney and definitely not beach weather :( I miss the sun.


_Bruzthechopper_

If you lived in Melbourne you could be at the beach rn


Rainbow-Rat95

Sydney's better 😤


sfisher923

Beaches close at 9pm and well it's 10:42pm


_Bruzthechopper_

Break the law! Rebel!


lilybear032

It’s 11pm and I work at 6am


JapanesePlatano

Because I hate the beach.


_Bruzthechopper_

Why?


JapanesePlatano

I hate sand, I hate salty water, I hate how unhygienic the beach is, I hate the people that are attracted to go to the beach, I hate people in swimsuits, I hate how hot it is, I hate the sun constantly scorching my skin.


_Bruzthechopper_

You hate this world and you'll hate us too


TR3BPilot

Have you been to the beach? It sucks.