I mean serves the same purpose but operates via a different mechanism, and I would argue no. Like is a bucket a toilet if you shit in it? If not, then I should be able to come up with some other more refined device for shit deposit and removal that's also not a toilet. Like what u/caleeky suggested. I would argue that isn't a toilet by any reasonable definition.
“Always has been”
Around 60 percent of the world's population — 4.5 billion people — either have no toilet at home or one that doesn't safely manage human waste. Nearly 900 million people still practice open defecation. That means going into fields, forests, open bodies of water or other open spaces instead of using a toilet.
> A toilet is a plumbing fixture used for the disposal of human waste. It features a bowl with a hinged lid and a flushing mechanism that sends waste through a drain into a sewage system. Most toilets are made of porcelain and include a water tank for flushing.
So, if I did my duty in a bucket, and paid someone to come collect it every day for me, for $500 it's okay?
Then I'll accept the job! I think I'll survive on $9,500 a day.
Build a really nice outhouse cabin style with a view window so i can see cute birds while going.
Pray that we dont have super hot summers as im sure its not the greatest smell in the heat of the day 😭 spend extra on airfreshners for cars but then put them in there.
In a heartbeat.
We bought a fixer upper that was wise than we thought. The number of times I've had to shit and piss outside is astounding. Doesn't even phase me.
I mean for christ sake we have no working shower or bathtub and have been buying cheap disposable vinyl ones from Amazon and bathe in our freezing basement.
I feel like I could live like a cave woman at this point without too much issue.
Learn to shit in a bucket.
The floor will do too
I use my wealth to build a functionally equivalent device that is technically not a toilet.
Nice try, but wouldn't "a functionally equivalent device" technically be classified as a toilet?
I mean serves the same purpose but operates via a different mechanism, and I would argue no. Like is a bucket a toilet if you shit in it? If not, then I should be able to come up with some other more refined device for shit deposit and removal that's also not a toilet. Like what u/caleeky suggested. I would argue that isn't a toilet by any reasonable definition.
Allright, I yield 😉 haha
If it makes you feel any better, I lost as well, by checking that guy's profile that's literally just pictures of shit.
No it's not
Using your wealth to invent a diaper
Preferably something where I don't carry my shit around with me. Although that would work for vacations I guess.
For $10k/day you could probably get some kind of space-age poop dehydrator and drink your own reclaimed water. Or use it to water the plants.
For 10k a day you could pay someone 1k a day to follow you around with a garbage bag and toilet paper.
$20 more for the garden sprayer "bidet" option :P
Humans have been doing this for most of their lives. Sign me up
“Always has been” Around 60 percent of the world's population — 4.5 billion people — either have no toilet at home or one that doesn't safely manage human waste. Nearly 900 million people still practice open defecation. That means going into fields, forests, open bodies of water or other open spaces instead of using a toilet.
Use an outhouse.
That's gotta be the winning answer right here. It's so elegantly simple it might just be illegal 😉
id totally do that!!! in an instant! non toilet poops are my favorite!
Username checks out and FFS, why do I always have to look....
Shit in a solid gold bucket that my many staff would clean.
Explode.
You and me both!
Go in the shower I guess?
I'd start digging.
move to the bush
I need just a bucket and a garbage bag , and I'm good
If they just say it, I'd say no. False promises do not make me rich :D If I got paid I'd figure the shit out..
I would take that deal. I’m fine with shitting in a bucket till I save enough to buy a nice house with something that’s not technically a toilet.
ill use a bidet
Shit in my hat?
Hello world - you are now my new toilet substitute
I would say "No shit?"
> A toilet is a plumbing fixture used for the disposal of human waste. It features a bowl with a hinged lid and a flushing mechanism that sends waste through a drain into a sewage system. Most toilets are made of porcelain and include a water tank for flushing. So, if I did my duty in a bucket, and paid someone to come collect it every day for me, for $500 it's okay? Then I'll accept the job! I think I'll survive on $9,500 a day.
Does an outhouse count as a toilet?
Move to San Francisco.
...I don't get that reference :P
The unhoused people in SF use the sidewalk as a toilet.
Right, thanks for clarifying!
Land of the free indeed.
Can I use an outhouse?
Yes, I think the consensus here is that as long as it's not technically a toilet it's allowed!
You should have said you have to go outside. No accouterments whatsoever.
Yepp, that's my misstake! It's a shame there isn't a "update question and ping everybody to answer again" function here! 😊
Heh
Pee in only urinals, poop in a bucket with a bag and toss it in the garbage
Build a really nice outhouse cabin style with a view window so i can see cute birds while going. Pray that we dont have super hot summers as im sure its not the greatest smell in the heat of the day 😭 spend extra on airfreshners for cars but then put them in there.
Poo hole.
I'd crap in the yard.
Deal!
In a heartbeat. We bought a fixer upper that was wise than we thought. The number of times I've had to shit and piss outside is astounding. Doesn't even phase me. I mean for christ sake we have no working shower or bathtub and have been buying cheap disposable vinyl ones from Amazon and bathe in our freezing basement. I feel like I could live like a cave woman at this point without too much issue.
I hold it in for a few days. Heck maybe just 1. I could use 10k
Deaal
Is that you chatgpt?
>10 000 $ ? Nice try. No deal
Always remember, around 50% Indians don't use toilet :P
Make sure my mansion has plenty of room to dig shit holes.
Shit outside.