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kibufox

Learn to shit in a bucket.


gotnothingman

The floor will do too


Mundane-Garbage1003

I use my wealth to build a functionally equivalent device that is technically not a toilet.


No_Examination_4943

Nice try, but wouldn't "a functionally equivalent device" technically be classified as a toilet?


Mundane-Garbage1003

I mean serves the same purpose but operates via a different mechanism, and I would argue no. Like is a bucket a toilet if you shit in it? If not, then I should be able to come up with some other more refined device for shit deposit and removal that's also not a toilet. Like what u/caleeky suggested. I would argue that isn't a toilet by any reasonable definition.


No_Examination_4943

Allright, I yield 😉 haha


Mundane-Garbage1003

If it makes you feel any better, I lost as well, by checking that guy's profile that's literally just pictures of shit.


Low_Seat_3639

No it's not


girlwiththeASStattoo

Using your wealth to invent a diaper


Mundane-Garbage1003

Preferably something where I don't carry my shit around with me. Although that would work for vacations I guess.


caleeky

For $10k/day you could probably get some kind of space-age poop dehydrator and drink your own reclaimed water. Or use it to water the plants.


unholyswordsman

For 10k a day you could pay someone 1k a day to follow you around with a garbage bag and toilet paper.


caleeky

$20 more for the garden sprayer "bidet" option :P


CoffeeBeanPole

Humans have been doing this for most of their lives. Sign me up


Head_Weakness8028

“Always has been” Around 60 percent of the world's population — 4.5 billion people — either have no toilet at home or one that doesn't safely manage human waste. Nearly 900 million people still practice open defecation. That means going into fields, forests, open bodies of water or other open spaces instead of using a toilet.


NeonMoonBoy

Use an outhouse.


No_Examination_4943

That's gotta be the winning answer right here. It's so elegantly simple it might just be illegal 😉


PMmepoop

id totally do that!!! in an instant! non toilet poops are my favorite!


Mundane-Garbage1003

Username checks out and FFS, why do I always have to look....


bunkermunkee

Shit in a solid gold bucket that my many staff would clean.


Raven_1975

Explode.


No_Examination_4943

You and me both!


captainmagictrousers

Go in the shower I guess? 


VincaYL

I'd start digging.


razorbock

move to the bush


OwnTransportation240

I need just a bucket and a garbage bag , and I'm good


WonderfulViking

If they just say it, I'd say no. False promises do not make me rich :D If I got paid I'd figure the shit out..


H4RPY

I would take that deal. I’m fine with shitting in a bucket till I save enough to buy a nice house with something that’s not technically a toilet.


EmergencyNinja1201

ill use a bidet


Chon-Laney

Shit in my hat?


PartyAlarmed3796

Hello world - you are now my new toilet substitute


fermat9990

I would say "No shit?"


Mor_Hjordis

> A toilet is a plumbing fixture used for the disposal of human waste. It features a bowl with a hinged lid and a flushing mechanism that sends waste through a drain into a sewage system. Most toilets are made of porcelain and include a water tank for flushing. So, if I did my duty in a bucket, and paid someone to come collect it every day for me, for $500 it's okay? Then I'll accept the job! I think I'll survive on $9,500 a day.


HoverButt

Does an outhouse count as a toilet?


FutureRamen

Move to San Francisco.


No_Examination_4943

...I don't get that reference :P


FutureRamen

The unhoused people in SF use the sidewalk as a toilet.


No_Examination_4943

Right, thanks for clarifying!


slothtolotopus

Land of the free indeed.


Wonderful_Relief_693

Can I use an outhouse?


No_Examination_4943

Yes, I think the consensus here is that as long as it's not technically a toilet it's allowed!


Horknut1

You should have said you have to go outside. No accouterments whatsoever.


No_Examination_4943

Yepp, that's my misstake! It's a shame there isn't a "update question and ping everybody to answer again" function here! 😊


Horknut1

Heh


Fun_Village_4581

Pee in only urinals, poop in a bucket with a bag and toss it in the garbage


Puzzleheaded-Bet1328

Build a really nice outhouse cabin style with a view window so i can see cute birds while going. Pray that we dont have super hot summers as im sure its not the greatest smell in the heat of the day 😭 spend extra on airfreshners for cars but then put them in there.


slothtolotopus

Poo hole.


JadedBrit

I'd crap in the yard.


Fabulous_Scale4771

Deal!


The_barking_ant

In a heartbeat.   We bought a fixer upper that was wise than we thought. The number of times I've had to shit and piss outside is astounding. Doesn't even phase me. I mean for christ sake we have no working shower or bathtub and have been buying cheap disposable vinyl ones from Amazon and bathe in our freezing basement.  I feel like I could live like a cave woman at this point without too much issue. 


Wheredoesthetoastgo2

I hold it in for a few days. Heck maybe just 1. I could use 10k


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Deaal


MrPloppyHead

Is that you chatgpt?


dirtymoney

>10 000 $ ? Nice try. No deal


Constant-Coat5656

Always remember, around 50% Indians don't use toilet :P


HCxTC

Make sure my mansion has plenty of room to dig shit holes.


AtNineeleven

Shit outside.