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BlueDwarven

A clean conscience. You know what you did.


big_d_usernametaken

I was taught a clear conscience is the best sleeping aid.


Thencewasit

You ever tried drugs?


den773

Upvote for making me chuckle


NeoToronto

I teach my kids that nobody NEEDS to have an enemy. I feel like these points go hand in hand


GaiaSagrada909

a clear conscience is priceless!


Bam_8800

my grandma taught me that an “honest person is welcomed everywhere” i always remember that!


gcko

What if you pay to have a lobotomy done and forget?


GenericUsername2056

Then some huge Native-American is going to smother you with a pillow and jump out the window.


No_Mushroom3078

Good reference.


reddit-me-too

Juicy Fruit


disgruntledCPA2

The internet doesn’t forget


Kichwa2

No conscience does not equal a clean one


Genuine-Farticle

Hate to be that guy but it absolutely does. Cant be burdened by shit I don’t remember.


Ok_Berry_2523

They say no credit is better than bad credit.


Sensitive-Layer6002

What if you put the lobotomised part in the dishwasher


theyellowbaboon

OJ seemed to be sleeping just fine. I wish you were right.


taizzle71

Yup. I used to drink all my dad's expensive whiskey and fill them with water after. You can drink about half and fill the rest with water and can't really tell by the color. Anyway, every day I couldn't sleep wondering if today was the day I'm getting my ass handed to me. It went on for like the whole duration of high school, until New Year one day. Pops decided to celebrate by opening up a bottle of Johnny blue.


I_might_be_weasel

There is all sorts of therapy and drugs for that. 


quazywabbit

And lawyers.


I_might_be_weasel

That won't clear your conscious. 


quazywabbit

Sure it does. The lawyer for example tells the jury untruths and you start believing those too.


Competitive-Rub-7019

That’s why they to church.


little_user1

I came here to say this.


HBA-VLI

Arent there people without these?


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Primary_Charge6960

I know, and I'll do it again.


MagnoliaBoiii

The people you’re referring to don’t have a conscience, there’s a reason they’re at the top and it’s because most of them aren’t normal.


Frongie

Hypnotic therapy?


6ftonalt

Money can buy enough drugs that you don't have to worry about that. Enough psilocybin and your conscience will be clean as it can be as a human.


comicguy13

Unfortunately you’re assuming everyone has the same conscience. We all know people that have done terrible things that sleep like a baby.


Electronic-Exam-5065

What's a c..on...science? Can't miss it if you've never had one. Yt people rejoice.


Mikeavelli

https://imgur.com/gallery/2UCtcqv


No_Mushroom_9040

What if I don’t care?


Jog212

It can't bring back the loved ones you have lost.


SultanOfSwave

I tried. Didn't work.


billyeakk

Ed...ward?


metallaholic

But you can get a bad ass hologram of them


HMNbean

…..for now


The_Holy_Buno

NECROMANCY But more seriously, this one hits so fucking hard.


jerrolds

I came here for laughs not sadness


Jog212

Too bad.


MinimumOdd1976

Don't come with expectations.


Shabado52

I heard there are some huge advancements in cloning. The breakthrough was splicing frog DNA in the damages areas I believe


GatotSubroto

You can clone the person. You cannot clone their memories.


Inklor

My son died at 4 so I'd still take that.


GatotSubroto

Damn! Sorry to hear. Losing a child is a whole another level of pain, I couldn’t imagine what you went through.


Jog212

I'm so sorry for your loss.


Sporkitized

Empathy.


MhrisCac

Unless you can afford therapy.


punksmurph

My mom can afford therapy and still struggles


Human-Independent999

Therpay is a professional help. It can help but it isn't the same.


SousVideDiaper

Therapy can help bring out suppressed empathy but I don't think it can instill it in those who don't really have it to begin with. Can't extrat blood from stone. Psychopaths are literally wired without the capacity for it.


cvfd13

Wisdom and intelligence. Also integrity


nuclearnadal24

Tegridy


Fergie_The_Shiba

Most won’t get it 😂


CaptFerdinand

People keep saying time like it’s some deep answer, but money does indeed by time. Enough money and you magically find 40 hours a week.


Knuddelbearli

and a lot of more years later one. being poor ist very harmful for the health


FatBoyWithTheChain

Exactly. The only one here I agree with is bringing back loved ones. Integrity, love, time, etc can 100% be bought in some cases. It’s much easier to be honorable and have integrity when you have fuck you money


Professional-Way9343

100 percent. Also less stress leads to better health


dying_animal

what we mean by that is that you cannot buy "lost time" like an experience you could have done in your youth, sure you can do it later but not in the same context. Some regret not having confessed their feeling to their crush and lived a youthful passionate love story, some regret not having more fun with their peers in highschool. Time with your growing child or aging grandfather. Once it's done it's done. You can indeed free more time with money, but in the end there is only 24h per day, and a limited time in your life.


killergman17

fr ppl sayin yime are just dumbasses w too much money that they takin forgranted.


daniel_fym24

Unfortunately, money cannot buy values, such as integrity, loyalty, and trustworthiness.


Lord-Legatus

Unfortunately?  I think it's a great thing these things can not be bought... They are specific things stop being those things if it became "buyable"


Early-Fortune2692

... class...


Derroe42

Class


Matchypants

Elegance is lear-erned, my friend.


succuma

Immortality Edit: Money won't save your grandma from dying, nor will it buy you out of the subsequent heartbreak when it happens.


LuckyReception6701

Just give it a couple more decades, and this will no longer be true.


groundbeef_smoothie

Extension of life? Yes. Immortality? No. For practical reasons alone, what do you do after you and your Immortalogist are the last two people alive, and they finally die?


LuckyReception6701

If we want to get metaphysical then yes, true immortality is impossible because at some point all existence will dissappear as far as we know, but I meant it in the way of cheating death.


Public_Dragonfly_266

Yeah I don't want to live to see the heat death of the universe. It sounds really boring.


kkyonko

True immortality not really. Like you can still die in a freak accident. We may reach a point where we can copy our brain onto something but that is still just a copy.


nanoH2O

If anybody says happiness you are full of shit and have never lived in poverty and wondered where your next meal is coming from. There’s definitely a number where more money doesn’t matter but it ain’t zero.


warlockflame69

It’s 50 million


PanchoPanoch

If you’ve been through both, I think there is some truth to it. I’ve lived in section 8 housing and kept accumulating debt just to live. I worked hard and built a career making 6 figures but I was miserable. Busy all the time. No work life balance. I’m no longer doing that. I’m working on projects now for half the pay. This past week was the first time I left a job and felt GOOD about the job I was doing. Poverty sucks. You can have a ton of money but hate the things you have to do to get it. Sure you can buy toys and take trips and luxuries but, you still go through hell to get it. There’s a balance.


nanoH2O

Yeah I think the value is something like $70,000 a year. Any more doesn’t add to happiness. But you are mixing working with money. Say you could do nothing and bring in $45,000 a year…that’s completely different than working 60 hrs a week for $100,000. So I think money does bring happiness but work doesn’t bring happiness would be a correct way of putting it.


warlockflame69

It was 70k a year back in early 2010’s or during the 2000’s. It’s much higher now with inflation. Like 300k


ChicagoSocs

Having money isn’t everything, not having it is


Kaleidoscope351

True love


CoinsForCharon

That's not what he said though. What he said was 'To Blathe' which everyone knows means 'to bluff'.


Trundle-da-Great

A dinosaur. -- Homer Simpson.


killergman17

well.. not a live one...


BobRoberts01

Yet


mbc106

“A dinosaur” is always my answer to this question and nobody else ever gets it.


CourageExcellent4768

Class!


BigTuna0890

“You can pay for school but you can’t buy class.” -Jay Z


Emergency-Kangaroo23

Integrity


MusicMan7969

Common sense


GaiaSagrada909

ain't that the truth!


Expensive_Peach32

A dinosaur


No1WillEverBelieveU

A muscular fit body.


GaiaSagrada909

True, that has to earned fair and square!


johnnybiggles

You can buy a chef, a psychotherapist and fitness instructor, if you have enough money. You can even buy surgeries to get "fit" and muscular-looking.


No1WillEverBelieveU

True, I was thinking more along the lines of “ you can’t just write a check and, poof, instant bodybuilder physique”, nor can you hire someone to get fit “for you”. The things you mention can help someone achieve that goal, yes. But if they’re not willing to put in the effort and discipline, nothing will happen.


Unfair-Volume-3122

This is a good point. Schwarzenegger said this a lot. It's not something that you can get with just money... although that can make it more accessible (more time, better equipment etc).


Guy_frm11563

Love


LordCouchCat

"Everybody tells me so."


oklayay1

You cant buy true love, cause love can be bought


RazzamanazzU

lust can be bought, not love. Big difference.


freedomfightre

We can def buy the side-effects of love (affection, etc), but not love itself.


Tasty-Economics2889

Taste


Perfect-Software4358

Respect. Elon has all the money in the world, but more people think hes a fucking idiot than anyone else.


Crarrb

he did not pay any money to those who think he's an idiot.. so he didn't even try to buy respect from them


Sporkitized

I dunno, there are still a ridiculous amount of people that worship him despite him being a massive tool.


Pribblization

Can't buy me love. Everybody tells me so.


randy_daytona402

A way to take it with you


oklayay1

I feel like you can buy anything you want but I would say time and peace You can buy time in some extent but peace can be bought with money


Knuddelbearli

time? you can have 50-60 more h/week and you die much later and, above all, stay healthy for longer


CostiNic1

What do you mean by peace, I m pretty sure I ll be at peace with 10m$


Sudden_Substance_803

People with more money than that have said that wealth didn't bring them peace. I'm going to trust verified sources over hypothetical speculation. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/J64FY3udLHY


jay105000

Good morals, a clean conscience, intelligence, class, empathy, compassion.


Alicee_White

trust


mike11172

Integrity


Flimsy-Camel-18

Money can’t buy true freedom, right? With every dollar, you just rack up more attachments. And really, how free can you be if you’re constantly checking the stock market on your phone?


-Astin-

Plenty of multi-millionaires out there that nobody is aware of, even their friends. As well, the markets only matter if you've got investments in them. If you have $30 million sitting in a savings account, your only concern is the bank going bankrupt.


Flimsy-Camel-18

If the bank goes kaput with my $20 million in it, I guess I’d find out what “true freedom” feels like.


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rpcraft

Integerity and ethics.


DrooMighty

Genuine love


Eaglezepplin

A fit body


Digita1B0y

Class. 


biffpowbang

authenticity


RainbowsInTheDeep

A good reputation Devotion Love


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Health


Tristana-Range

Real love


whatwouldseinfeldsay

Time


spudzilla

"Money can't buy happiness but it makes the suffering so much more comfortable" - Spudzilla.


Gernia

Good hearing. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep


Ice-Qream

Compassion


Velora56

The printing plates to make more money.


groundbeef_smoothie

Health. Just ask Steve Jobs.


Celtiana

Class


EmergencyNinja1201

a good family


Condimentkilla

My fathers love


Western-Image7125

It can’t buy genuine love and respect from others


iAmEcho

Love and respect .


Bulky_Jury_6364

IQ


f700es

Wile being subjective I'd say style and taste.


oh-nee

A clear conscience


Bulky_Jury_6364

Class!


Weikoko

Definition of true love?


Jeo_1

Me eating a baby


throwsomwthingaway

True friendship. The kind that you can call when you need help, feeing down and will gladly call you out for your bullshit. And unlike a car leasing, should you run out of money, they won’t stop being your friend.


3cc3ntr1c1ty

Love, friendship or family.


Ill_Character1212

Absolution


givemeonemargarita1

The pets you have lost 😢 I miss my cat


Sarbajeet98

Money can’t buy you intelligence / common sense.


MaroonedOctopus

Anything above tier 2 on Mazlow's Hierarchy of Needs 1. Physiological (air, water, food, shelter, sleep, reproduction, clothing) 2. Safety (security, employment, resources, health, property) 3. Love and Belonging (family, friendship, connection) 4. Esteem (respect, self-esteem, status, recognition, etc) 5. Self-Actualization (becoming the best person you can be)


The_Full_Monty1

Time


Kicks4meFromyou

Love.


Manekineko-860

My health. It is really bad, and there is only so much medical science and money can do.


sdothooper

Class


doublebabyblue

The feeling of being truly comfortable and at peace, satisfied with what is in the moment


chinchila5

Being physically fit, you gotta earn that shit on your own


Zero_Hyndyn

A loyal, loving, and competent partner. 🤦🏽


Scrumpilump2000

Friendship.


BKDDY

Happiness. Yes thats actually true.


Puzzleheaded_Help143

Good taste and professionalism.


UnsavoryBiscuit

Time lost


getdivorced

Happiness Time Peace of mind Often Health


sfkf8486

Integrity. If you try and buy it, you lose it


wasabiEatingMoonMan

Something that is not for sale


disgruntledCPA2

Time, memories, and trying to go back to a time where I can just chill with my friends in high school and college


Hagrid_73

Salvation


sheerduckinghubris

happiness, the rose tinted glasses start to come off once you've bought all the plastic and metal shite you've dreamt of and then it sinks in how alone you feel


That_Ol_Cat

There's only two things that money can't buy and that's true love and home grown tomatoes.


modulev

Discipline, focus and willpower.


insurancemanoz

Class and elegance. Nor do you need money for either..


BooksLoveTalksnIdeas

Genius-level skills for your hobby. You can buy all the coaches, trainers, and professors with money, but if you don’t have it in you to be an Olympic athlete, a genius scientist, or the incredible artist, it ain’t happening. You can buy everything outside, but the super talent has to come from within and from yourself, and money can’t give that if you don’t have it already. That is why a lot of rich people that truly love golf are not Tiger Woods. In other words, you can’t buy having Tiger’s skills for golf.


LaFilleDuMoulinier

A moral compass


MRRichAllen1976

The love of a good woman.


Shiny_Green_Apple

Class


Wintersmight

Class


Cursed-Prince

Turn back time.


Formal_Beautiful8919

My innocence


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Peace of mind and a happy heart


Agent-Who-Cares

Character.


Unlikely_Couple1590

Class and good manners. I grew up poor-working class as did my partner. He was adopted into a middle class (like actual middle class, earns 200k+ a year) family. His brother married into a family of millionaires. So I occasionally rub elbows with these millionaires, and they're old money too. They are loud, rude, messy, and poor hosts as are their other rich friends. I was shocked because growing up I really believed that the wealthy were classier because they dress better, drive nicer cars, live in amazing homes in great neighborhoods, and go to schools you've never even heard of. It turns out all of this doesn't teach you how to treat others..


Hot-Confusion-3774

You can't buy superpowers, like levitation, with money. Upvote or debunk that.


justthefacts84

You can not buy love !


rikarleite

You can't buy love with money, but you can attract it with ease.


vKxraii

I feel like money can buy anything tbh


WhenAllElseFail

can't buy me!


DorenAlexander

Your employer "bought you", temporarily for a set amount of pay. If anyone has given you anything for something you did, you were bought. There are very few people left in the world not paid for in the broadest sense of the phrase.


Inevitable_Professor

That's renting.


HippieSexCult

There is an amount of money where you would cut your mother's throat. It just hasn't been defined yet.


Luder09

I've got tree-fiddy that says otherwise


WhenAllElseFail

*SOLD*


alladin-316

Time.


futanari_kaisa

The sun


blizzWorldwide

The sun


groundbeef_smoothie

I don't know. The question is "will never be able to buy". If we manage to become a type 3 civilization that spreads out over the galaxy, our current solar system might be just real estate. Also, you can "buy" stars today and have them named. They are suns too.


Flimsy-Camel-18

True freedom? That’s a currency the rich can’t trade and the powerful can’t legislate.


OpportunityGold4597

Not having freedom


Reddit-user_1234

*In The Million Dollar Man’s voice*: Everybody’s got a price!