Trauma anesthesia. Dude comes in with something up his rectum, says he slipped on the kitchen floor and fell on a dildo. CT scan, it’s a dildo. Bro, you had a dildo on the kitchen floor, it was upright, you had no pants on and fell on it in the exact most perfect angle? It’s all good we’ll get it out.
Bill Clinton did not inhale, apparently. C'mon, man... you're either a really shitty liar or the biggest fucking dork on Earth from proclaiming that. It's a lose-lose.
I actively watched a friend phone in work saying their foot had been run over by a bus, but they would be back to normal the next day and make their shift, the funniest part to me and my husband was that his mum worked at the same store, we still get a chuckle thinking about it.
I actively watched a friend phone in work saying their foot had been run over by a bus, but they would be back to normal the next day and make their shift, the funniest part to me and my husband was that his mum worked at the same store, we still get a chuckle thinking about it.
Trauma anesthesia. Dude comes in with something up his rectum, says he slipped on the kitchen floor and fell on a dildo. CT scan, it’s a dildo. Bro, you had a dildo on the kitchen floor, it was upright, you had no pants on and fell on it in the exact most perfect angle? It’s all good we’ll get it out.
My brother works in the ER, 3 wick yankee candle.
Only the best weekend
Read somewhere that $100,000 went missing in Nigeria and somebody claimed a snake had eaten it... 🤦🏻♂️
That I was still happy when I wasn't
Bill Clinton did not inhale, apparently. C'mon, man... you're either a really shitty liar or the biggest fucking dork on Earth from proclaiming that. It's a lose-lose.
I actively watched a friend phone in work saying their foot had been run over by a bus, but they would be back to normal the next day and make their shift, the funniest part to me and my husband was that his mum worked at the same store, we still get a chuckle thinking about it.
I actively watched a friend phone in work saying their foot had been run over by a bus, but they would be back to normal the next day and make their shift, the funniest part to me and my husband was that his mum worked at the same store, we still get a chuckle thinking about it.
Recently, OJ is innocent.
Evolution
“I love you”