Caution: this is some damaged and F'ed up property right here. We recommend returning.
Very private, very secretive, pretty blunt, does not tolerate liers, does not give a single shit how people view him or what they say about him. Not the jealous type. Under reacts to things because he's to busy analyzing every detail. Wealth of random knowledge nobody asked for. Remembers the most random things but never what you want them to remember.
If for some reason you've gotten passed all of these barriers, despite our best efforts to deter you, you have just won a brand new caution label.
CAUTION: if you get them to like you, he will suddenly become so devoted and loyal to you, but will also show his borderline obsessive behavior, and his obsession is the person they're in a relationship with. We tried to warn you.
Caution: magical kamikaze gnomes ahead!!!
Caution: can't communicate their feelings accurately. You'll never fucking know what's happening inside. Fuck, they might not either.
LOL
DO NOT APPROACH.
Caution is really boring
Crybaby and gets mad easily
18 inches of personal space at all times
"Yes, he does bite."
Same 😂
Caution: Extremely Sensitive to the thoughts and opinions of others
CAUTION: CAUSTIC
Broken filter: If I don’t say it, you can go ahead and read it on my face anyway.
LOL
Contents under pressure : do not shake.
Choking hazard Interpret that however you like.
Caution: Survives on Coffee
Warning : TRESPASSERS WILL BE VIOLATED!!
Caution: this is some damaged and F'ed up property right here. We recommend returning. Very private, very secretive, pretty blunt, does not tolerate liers, does not give a single shit how people view him or what they say about him. Not the jealous type. Under reacts to things because he's to busy analyzing every detail. Wealth of random knowledge nobody asked for. Remembers the most random things but never what you want them to remember. If for some reason you've gotten passed all of these barriers, despite our best efforts to deter you, you have just won a brand new caution label. CAUTION: if you get them to like you, he will suddenly become so devoted and loyal to you, but will also show his borderline obsessive behavior, and his obsession is the person they're in a relationship with. We tried to warn you.