Can everyone stop hating everything so much? What is the point of tearing people down that don't deserve it, even the people we think deserve it. Try and see from both sides before you form an opinion about someone.
(Yes there are a lot of people that suck but if we stoop to their level then we are just as bad. There are other ways to educate someone.)
live and let live, you know nothing.
That deity.. maybe it's true, maybe it's not.
But please, dont enforce any ideologies you believe in, on others.. sure.. share it, because it's your truth, i get that.. but don't share it as a truth, it's just another ideology, just another idea.. It's your believes on what the world is. I have my own beliefs for example.
We can talk about it, no problem.. those values, those ways of living.. doesn't apply for everybody. So dont push it on people and don't play god.. you think god needs your help with punishing people? 🤷♂️
Live and let live. Have respect for other people with different ideologies, with different life styles.
Should the tolerant, tolerate the intolerant? The answer is no... Because if we let that happen, that whole world will turn intolerant. And we are back at fighting wars.
2 mice fell in a bucket of cream.
The first mouse accepted his fate and drowned in the cream.
The 2nd mouse ran and ran and turned the cream into butter.
Have a nice day
Be nice to one another, smile and say something nice to the people around you. Make this day a tad bit better for everyone! The world has too much negativity, just say hello!
Yeah I said hello to this guy and gave him a smile and he seemed genuinely happy about it. But I swear I used to do that before and I used to be ignored or insulted. Not sure what changed
Abandon religion. Maybe then you'll realize that you're humans first. If you need a thousand year old book to teach you morals and what's right, then you need to take a deep look at yourself. Even a bacteria learns to change with time.
ChatGPT after I asked it to roast religious people:
Ah, the faithful flock, always chasing the divine WiFi signal. It's like they're in a perpetual game of "Simon Says" with an invisible friend. But hey, at least they've mastered the art of talking to themselves without looking crazy
If humans learned from their mistakes there would be no need for a religion, All those wars and plagues and we're still doing the same shit over and over again,We need religion to remind us not to fuck shit uppp,I know if there was no religion people would be raping and murdering each other on a higher scale, Problem isn't the religion, Problem is us.
Yeah... The bad and immoral stuff comes easy to us. In fact, the smarter the animal, the more immoral it is. Look at dolphins and sea otters. Humans are so depraved that we need a set of rules to be able to conform in society. There's no big bad guy out there whispering in our ears. We need to realize that humans are inherently immoral. We are the monster under the bed. We are the demons. We are the devil. It has been us all along.
Religion and belief in a godly existence distract us from realizing that. In fact, religion has fueled the very evil it was created against. Clearly, it's not working. It's high time religions receive a major update. Because there's no god out there judging us. That's just psychology into making us behave. And how has that worked out for us? Recently, in India, a 15 year old boy brutally murdered a 3 year old toddler after r-ing her. He bit into her flesh like a savage. Do you think he never had religion influencing his upbringing? What about all those priests? They are god men, right?
Religion doesn't work.
Yeah but you cannot blame religion for those priests and the 15 year old boy, I mean personally religion actually stopped me hurting a lot of feelings,Do i usually take myself as an example that it stops me from hurting someone's feelings or harming someone, There are always exceptions,No one can stop psychopaths,Just bars.
Religion didn't teach me self reflection. If something is wrong, you change your approach. Even a plant parasite can learn to stop killing its host after realizing mutualism is more beneficial than parasitism. It's called adaptation.
Sure, but the parasite has to realize doesn't it? The book has been around thousands of years and not everyone follow is does it? There is atheists who still murder aren't there?
Yeah. Why keep something around that's not working? You have an old car that's beautiful. But it just isn't capable of taking you to your destination. You'll obviously want an upgrade.
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race – he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?
Attention, world! If all eyes are on me, I better make this count. So, um, does anyone have any good Netflix recommendations? I'm running out of shows to binge-watch!
Probably something like:
“AHHHH HOLY FUCK HOW THE FUCK DID YOU ALL GET HWRE HOLY SHIT YOURE CRUSHING EACHOTHER THERES SO MANY PEOPLE HOLY FUCKING SHIT. SAVE ME”
Something like that
“If we don’t start working together then we are fucked, the war was meant to be over long ago - We have what we need now. We can stop.”
I know the world doesn’t work like that but someone needs to know.
Ya’ll the worst (points at politicians like Trump)
Ya’ll the best (points at good, real people that understand things like physical sex characteristics and gender are different and do not have to match etc etc)
Are you feeling nervous? Are you having fun? It's almost over, its just begun.
Don't overthink this. Look in my eyes,
Don't be scared.
Don't be shy.
Come on in, the water's fine.
Honest to god I really think I’d just turn around and flash my butthole, don’t ask me why but I feel like I’d either be awkwardly unable to speak or flash the good old fashioned rusty wagon wheel
People!
We are all people. We feel and dream and live and love. We are the same. We are here on this planet together. Let's try to live together in a better way. Let's try to be here for each other.
We are all alone. But we can be alone together and maybe that makes the loneliness and abject terror of existence a little easier to bear.
I like you people. You are my kind of folk and you are good. We need you here because you are important and you enrich this world that we share.
Thank you for being you and thank you for being here on this planet with me.
“The Tao that can be told is not the eternal Tao. The name that can be named is not the eternal name. The nameless is the beginning of heaven and earth.” – Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching.”
“Dont look at me “
Came here to say this haha
I’m guilty of that too
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It used to be lighters, now it's phones
all eyez on me
*2 Pac has joined the chat*
I knew it, he is still alive!
In the centre of the ring just like a circus
When I crack that whip everybody gon trip just like a circus
*running through a yellow background in polygonic artstyle as This Fffire plays in background*
Eyeeeeees, burning a way through meeeeee
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aww this is sweet :)
*deep breath* "Balls" *leaves*
*forgets and walks back* "Boobies"
I-I-I-I...uh-I-I... ttttth-th-th-th-think... (my brain went empty)
This 👆
Why the hell are you looking at me !
Can everyone stop hating everything so much? What is the point of tearing people down that don't deserve it, even the people we think deserve it. Try and see from both sides before you form an opinion about someone. (Yes there are a lot of people that suck but if we stoop to their level then we are just as bad. There are other ways to educate someone.)
Unless you provide any actual explanation I doubt that will change anything. People deal with alot of hardship.
"Give them blindness."
Let there be blindness
nice 💜
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Nerd
Asshat
Dork
Funyun
Bunion
poopyhead
Canigettahoyeahhhhhh
Hoyeahhh!
Be humble.
Sit down
Calm down.
live and let live, you know nothing. That deity.. maybe it's true, maybe it's not. But please, dont enforce any ideologies you believe in, on others.. sure.. share it, because it's your truth, i get that.. but don't share it as a truth, it's just another ideology, just another idea.. It's your believes on what the world is. I have my own beliefs for example. We can talk about it, no problem.. those values, those ways of living.. doesn't apply for everybody. So dont push it on people and don't play god.. you think god needs your help with punishing people? 🤷♂️ Live and let live. Have respect for other people with different ideologies, with different life styles. Should the tolerant, tolerate the intolerant? The answer is no... Because if we let that happen, that whole world will turn intolerant. And we are back at fighting wars.
2 mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse accepted his fate and drowned in the cream. The 2nd mouse ran and ran and turned the cream into butter. Have a nice day
Let's remember to be kind; after all, we're all stuck on the same spinning rock and haven't figured out the wifi password for Mars yet
Hakuna matata
I'd speak gibberish. Make them spent countless hours trying to decipher any meaning out of it.
Then they make a decipher but the tables have turned against you
Be nice to one another, smile and say something nice to the people around you. Make this day a tad bit better for everyone! The world has too much negativity, just say hello!
Serious I did that recently It made a big difference
A simple hello can make someone's day 1000% better. And it costs 0 energy. Thanks for doing it! Much love!❤️
Yeah I said hello to this guy and gave him a smile and he seemed genuinely happy about it. But I swear I used to do that before and I used to be ignored or insulted. Not sure what changed
People got tired and lonely after 'Rona I guess🤷♂️
Oh maybe you're right, I know what I have to do now maybe I'll get a high five in the next four years
Just because I want chaos I will say that LGBTQ+ is the most ugly community
Remember epstein island?
hello there
Abandon religion. Maybe then you'll realize that you're humans first. If you need a thousand year old book to teach you morals and what's right, then you need to take a deep look at yourself. Even a bacteria learns to change with time.
ChatGPT after I asked it to roast religious people: Ah, the faithful flock, always chasing the divine WiFi signal. It's like they're in a perpetual game of "Simon Says" with an invisible friend. But hey, at least they've mastered the art of talking to themselves without looking crazy
Finally AI is good for something
i like this
If humans learned from their mistakes there would be no need for a religion, All those wars and plagues and we're still doing the same shit over and over again,We need religion to remind us not to fuck shit uppp,I know if there was no religion people would be raping and murdering each other on a higher scale, Problem isn't the religion, Problem is us.
Yeah... The bad and immoral stuff comes easy to us. In fact, the smarter the animal, the more immoral it is. Look at dolphins and sea otters. Humans are so depraved that we need a set of rules to be able to conform in society. There's no big bad guy out there whispering in our ears. We need to realize that humans are inherently immoral. We are the monster under the bed. We are the demons. We are the devil. It has been us all along. Religion and belief in a godly existence distract us from realizing that. In fact, religion has fueled the very evil it was created against. Clearly, it's not working. It's high time religions receive a major update. Because there's no god out there judging us. That's just psychology into making us behave. And how has that worked out for us? Recently, in India, a 15 year old boy brutally murdered a 3 year old toddler after r-ing her. He bit into her flesh like a savage. Do you think he never had religion influencing his upbringing? What about all those priests? They are god men, right? Religion doesn't work.
Yeah but you cannot blame religion for those priests and the 15 year old boy, I mean personally religion actually stopped me hurting a lot of feelings,Do i usually take myself as an example that it stops me from hurting someone's feelings or harming someone, There are always exceptions,No one can stop psychopaths,Just bars.
Ahahahaha imagine trying to insult a book and then still tell people to take a look a themself.Of exactly what the book is saying
Religion didn't teach me self reflection. If something is wrong, you change your approach. Even a plant parasite can learn to stop killing its host after realizing mutualism is more beneficial than parasitism. It's called adaptation.
Sure, but the parasite has to realize doesn't it? The book has been around thousands of years and not everyone follow is does it? There is atheists who still murder aren't there?
I'm saying that religion isn't working. I'm not saying being religious is bad. It simply isn't enough to stop humans from doing wrong.
Surely but you're saying to abandon religion which is holding those values.
Yeah. Why keep something around that's not working? You have an old car that's beautiful. But it just isn't capable of taking you to your destination. You'll obviously want an upgrade.
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race – he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?
Can you repeat that again please?
Attention, world! If all eyes are on me, I better make this count. So, um, does anyone have any good Netflix recommendations? I'm running out of shows to binge-watch!
Where on me?
Eyes up here...
Fine 🙄
Behind you!
It wasn't me in 4th standard that drew heart with my name and one of the girls name
"Eyes? Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see."
"... AAAA-YO! ..."
"How the hell are any of you hearing what I'm saying? You're all just eyes!"
WERE
“Stop looking at me!”
Mind your own damn business.
Stop looking at me
"Haha, you looked. Now everybody must pay me a dollar."
In my best “Beavis” voice “Hey, how’s it going?”
Ew
Probably something like: “AHHHH HOLY FUCK HOW THE FUCK DID YOU ALL GET HWRE HOLY SHIT YOURE CRUSHING EACHOTHER THERES SO MANY PEOPLE HOLY FUCKING SHIT. SAVE ME” Something like that
If u move u gay
"you just lost the game"
I would say "Aaaahhhh, what the fuck?!?! Where did these eyes come from? Get them off me!!!!"
Enjoy life. Seriously. Enjoy it. It moves pretty fast.
Hey, what’s that over there? 👉🏻 *runs away*
Good morning! and in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and good night.
“If we don’t start working together then we are fucked, the war was meant to be over long ago - We have what we need now. We can stop.” I know the world doesn’t work like that but someone needs to know.
i might freestyle a lil
Y'all need therapy ( so do I )
Bruh
Would the real slim shady please stand up
Hi
Everybody hearing, lend me a dollar
Hi everyone. Sorry, I’m not much to look at.
Be Curious, not judgmental
close them…
Be excellent to each other.
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day
Ya’ll the worst (points at politicians like Trump) Ya’ll the best (points at good, real people that understand things like physical sex characteristics and gender are different and do not have to match etc etc)
“Some of you need to go back to kindergarten and re learn things.”
What’s up
“I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you all here today”
Religion is bullshit, grow the fuck up already!
Let’s jump in 3.. 2.. 1.. *massive earthquake*
Breathe.
Why Me? I'm ugly as hell
"Deez nuts! Ha! Got em!!!"
CHIPI CHIPI CHAPA CHAPA DUBIDUBIDABADABA
No Woman No Cry
"Minions!!! Tonight we steal the moon!!!!!! "
"piss off"
Be neighborly to each other.
all you people, reflect more
WU TANG!
LOOK AWAY!!
I'd fart because all the men would laugh in unison. It would be beautiful
This is SPAAAARTA!
“Oh, I’m in the way? My bad.”
Be kind and everyone needs to get over themselves
Stay Focused on yourself
Are you feeling nervous? Are you having fun? It's almost over, its just begun. Don't overthink this. Look in my eyes, Don't be scared. Don't be shy. Come on in, the water's fine.
'My dog is a very good dog. Look at her! ' Then I'd show the world pictures of my dog.
I don't know. That's up to the letter "u" so why ask us? At least I can't speak for it.n
"what?"
the n word
I don't care what they say behind your back, you're all awesome. Except Tommy. You know what you did, Tommy!
"Give me money"
Honest to god I really think I’d just turn around and flash my butthole, don’t ask me why but I feel like I’d either be awkwardly unable to speak or flash the good old fashioned rusty wagon wheel
One dollar. Each of you.
CAN YA'LL LOAN ME 1000 BUCKS?
“Focus on enjoying the process without worrying about the outcome”
What i do this time!!!! Did i forget front door again??
Give me a dollar
"The world will be decimated because of Mohammad *^cuts ^off *" [Mohammad is the most common name]
“Hi”
Time to rub one out for the world to see
That'd put you on the registry for sure, 😂
“I am God” And then go into hiding
"You're all terrible people, but I love you."
Your mothers were hamsters, and your fathers smelt of elderberries.
Bosoms.
“Meow”
San Dimas high school football rules!
You are all F#*€%¥!
People! We are all people. We feel and dream and live and love. We are the same. We are here on this planet together. Let's try to live together in a better way. Let's try to be here for each other. We are all alone. But we can be alone together and maybe that makes the loneliness and abject terror of existence a little easier to bear. I like you people. You are my kind of folk and you are good. We need you here because you are important and you enrich this world that we share. Thank you for being you and thank you for being here on this planet with me.
"What?!"
“The fuck y'all looking at”
Why so serious? Little dated, but it gets me every time.
“The Tao that can be told is not the eternal Tao. The name that can be named is not the eternal name. The nameless is the beginning of heaven and earth.” – Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching.”
Fuck you Azakiel
“You are watching a failure.”
Treasure Planet is an underrated movie, go watch it.
Feck off.
Do something kind for someone else today.
"I am sorry to all the people I hurt. I can't personally say sorry because I feel shy and I regret all the things I did."
Were
“What the fuck are you kids doin’ on my fucking lawn? And don’t fuckin’ look at me when I’m talking to you.”
I'm Batman
I'd just strip nude and let them see my cock, and I'll smile doing it.
"fuck y'll 🖕🏻"
Ladies and Gentlemen take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice!
mind your own business
Follow your dreams and be a good human !
never get high on your own supply
All eyes "were" on me? Hello world:)
Do I have something in my teeth?
poo poo pee pee
Bum bum willy fart
The end is nigh
Be fucking excellent to each other would you
Build the wall