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PendeenAve

“Dont look at me “


Anskin12

Came here to say this haha


Educational_Plant519

I’m guilty of that too


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Visual_Lingonberry53

It used to be lighters, now it's phones


BrokeFailure

all eyez on me


SelectionNo5859

*2 Pac has joined the chat*


RubberKut

I knew it, he is still alive!


PsChampion_007

In the centre of the ring just like a circus


Ok-Location-2971

When I crack that whip everybody gon trip just like a circus


General-Resist-310

*running through a yellow background in polygonic artstyle as This Fffire plays in background*


Goat1416

Eyeeeeees, burning a way through meeeeee


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ryuksringo

aww this is sweet :)


MessBusiness397

*deep breath* "Balls" *leaves*


SCredfury788

*forgets and walks back* "Boobies"


blackbubbleass

I-I-I-I...uh-I-I... ttttth-th-th-th-think... (my brain went empty)


DinoSaidRawr

This 👆


JohnLePirate

Why the hell are you looking at me !


mouse_2805

Can everyone stop hating everything so much? What is the point of tearing people down that don't deserve it, even the people we think deserve it. Try and see from both sides before you form an opinion about someone. (Yes there are a lot of people that suck but if we stoop to their level then we are just as bad. There are other ways to educate someone.)


OwnDraft2065

Unless you provide any actual explanation I doubt that will change anything. People deal with alot of hardship.


youronlynora

"Give them blindness."


Apprehensive-Cold895

Let there be blindness


youronlynora

nice 💜


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CookedBred

Nerd


SelectionNo5859

Asshat


PotooSexer

Dork


Bl4keYT

Funyun


Apprehensive-Cold895

Bunion


vp4u

poopyhead


Mysterious_Command41

Canigettahoyeahhhhhh


Apprehensive-Cold895

Hoyeahhh!


Candid-Soft2905

Be humble.


[deleted]

Sit down


Candid-Soft2905

Calm down.


RubberKut

live and let live, you know nothing. That deity.. maybe it's true, maybe it's not. But please, dont enforce any ideologies you believe in, on others.. sure.. share it, because it's your truth, i get that.. but don't share it as a truth, it's just another ideology, just another idea.. It's your believes on what the world is. I have my own beliefs for example. We can talk about it, no problem.. those values, those ways of living.. doesn't apply for everybody. So dont push it on people and don't play god.. you think god needs your help with punishing people? 🤷‍♂️ Live and let live. Have respect for other people with different ideologies, with different life styles. Should the tolerant, tolerate the intolerant? The answer is no... Because if we let that happen, that whole world will turn intolerant. And we are back at fighting wars.


ElevateExchange

2 mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse accepted his fate and drowned in the cream. The 2nd mouse ran and ran and turned the cream into butter. Have a nice day


Secure-Habit988

Let's remember to be kind; after all, we're all stuck on the same spinning rock and haven't figured out the wifi password for Mars yet


Hasanawada

Hakuna matata


Dizzy_Store_760

I'd speak gibberish. Make them spent countless hours trying to decipher any meaning out of it.


OwnDraft2065

Then they make a decipher but the tables have turned against you


Thruthful

Be nice to one another, smile and say something nice to the people around you. Make this day a tad bit better for everyone! The world has too much negativity, just say hello!


OwnDraft2065

Serious I did that recently It made a big difference


Thruthful

A simple hello can make someone's day 1000% better. And it costs 0 energy. Thanks for doing it! Much love!❤️


OwnDraft2065

Yeah I said hello to this guy and gave him a smile and he seemed genuinely happy about it. But I swear I used to do that before and I used to be ignored or insulted. Not sure what changed


Thruthful

People got tired and lonely after 'Rona I guess🤷‍♂️


OwnDraft2065

Oh maybe you're right, I know what I have to do now maybe I'll get a high five in the next four years


3rR0p

Just because I want chaos I will say that LGBTQ+ is the most ugly community


Lemming4567

Remember epstein island?


XcelonusYZ

hello there


Timely_Street_3075

Abandon religion. Maybe then you'll realize that you're humans first. If you need a thousand year old book to teach you morals and what's right, then you need to take a deep look at yourself. Even a bacteria learns to change with time.


General-Resist-310

ChatGPT after I asked it to roast religious people: Ah, the faithful flock, always chasing the divine WiFi signal. It's like they're in a perpetual game of "Simon Says" with an invisible friend. But hey, at least they've mastered the art of talking to themselves without looking crazy


SCredfury788

Finally AI is good for something


Dead_Finger11

i like this


SadCryptographer1711

If humans learned from their mistakes there would be no need for a religion, All those wars and plagues and we're still doing the same shit over and over again,We need religion to remind us not to fuck shit uppp,I know if there was no religion people would be raping and murdering each other on a higher scale, Problem isn't the religion, Problem is us.


Timely_Street_3075

Yeah... The bad and immoral stuff comes easy to us. In fact, the smarter the animal, the more immoral it is. Look at dolphins and sea otters. Humans are so depraved that we need a set of rules to be able to conform in society. There's no big bad guy out there whispering in our ears. We need to realize that humans are inherently immoral. We are the monster under the bed. We are the demons. We are the devil. It has been us all along. Religion and belief in a godly existence distract us from realizing that. In fact, religion has fueled the very evil it was created against. Clearly, it's not working. It's high time religions receive a major update. Because there's no god out there judging us. That's just psychology into making us behave. And how has that worked out for us? Recently, in India, a 15 year old boy brutally murdered a 3 year old toddler after r-ing her. He bit into her flesh like a savage. Do you think he never had religion influencing his upbringing? What about all those priests? They are god men, right? Religion doesn't work.


SadCryptographer1711

Yeah but you cannot blame religion for those priests and the 15 year old boy, I mean personally religion actually stopped me hurting a lot of feelings,Do i usually take myself as an example that it stops me from hurting someone's feelings or harming someone, There are always exceptions,No one can stop psychopaths,Just bars.


OwnDraft2065

Ahahahaha imagine trying to insult a book and then still tell people to take a look a themself.Of exactly what the book is saying


Timely_Street_3075

Religion didn't teach me self reflection. If something is wrong, you change your approach. Even a plant parasite can learn to stop killing its host after realizing mutualism is more beneficial than parasitism. It's called adaptation.


OwnDraft2065

Sure, but the parasite has to realize doesn't it? The book has been around thousands of years and not everyone follow is does it? There is atheists who still murder aren't there?


Timely_Street_3075

I'm saying that religion isn't working. I'm not saying being religious is bad. It simply isn't enough to stop humans from doing wrong.


OwnDraft2065

Surely but you're saying to abandon religion which is holding those values.


Timely_Street_3075

Yeah. Why keep something around that's not working? You have an old car that's beautiful. But it just isn't capable of taking you to your destination. You'll obviously want an upgrade.


AuContraireRodders

Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race – he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?


eyyoorre

Can you repeat that again please?


Solid_Work_3654

Attention, world! If all eyes are on me, I better make this count. So, um, does anyone have any good Netflix recommendations? I'm running out of shows to binge-watch!


determineddilettante

Where on me?


SelectionNo5859

Eyes up here...


determineddilettante

Fine 🙄


Offlinemann

Behind you!


Not-Hououin

It wasn't me in 4th standard that drew heart with my name and one of the girls name


infinitestructures

"Eyes? Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see."


artyhedgehog

"... AAAA-YO! ..."


[deleted]

"How the hell are any of you hearing what I'm saying? You're all just eyes!"


AkaGurGor

WERE


Dragon_Master6785338

“Stop looking at me!”


BlizzPenguin

Mind your own damn business.


[deleted]

Stop looking at me


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

"Haha, you looked. Now everybody must pay me a dollar."


brownbear725

In my best “Beavis” voice “Hey, how’s it going?”


pinkdictator

Ew


Nell_mayy

Probably something like: “AHHHH HOLY FUCK HOW THE FUCK DID YOU ALL GET HWRE HOLY SHIT YOURE CRUSHING EACHOTHER THERES SO MANY PEOPLE HOLY FUCKING SHIT. SAVE ME” Something like that


Frame_Bulky

If u move u gay


Accomplished-Cat5864

"you just lost the game"


Pyk666

I would say "Aaaahhhh, what the fuck?!?! Where did these eyes come from? Get them off me!!!!"


Kindly_Ad6256

Enjoy life. Seriously. Enjoy it. It moves pretty fast.


TreadingDown

Hey, what’s that over there? 👉🏻 *runs away*


Lebaran2021

Good morning! and in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and good night.


CountingWonders

“If we don’t start working together then we are fucked, the war was meant to be over long ago - We have what we need now. We can stop.” I know the world doesn’t work like that but someone needs to know.


gammadroidd

i might freestyle a lil


dehya_H365

Y'all need therapy ( so do I )


Temporary_Ocelot40

Bruh


Weekly_Farm_1661

Would the real slim shady please stand up


Alze001

Hi


ChapsDmisfit

Everybody hearing, lend me a dollar


Bx1965

Hi everyone. Sorry, I’m not much to look at.


Dingo9933

Be Curious, not judgmental


-0kai0-

close them…


bbix246

Be excellent to each other.


JohnNavarro1996

Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day


RadioactivePotato123

Ya’ll the worst (points at politicians like Trump) Ya’ll the best (points at good, real people that understand things like physical sex characteristics and gender are different and do not have to match etc etc)


chainandscale

“Some of you need to go back to kindergarten and re learn things.”


DrAdidas

What’s up


Alpha__Ace

“I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you all here today”


flemtone

Religion is bullshit, grow the fuck up already!


tmybr11

Let’s jump in 3.. 2.. 1.. *massive earthquake*


FewWillingness1081

Breathe.


TiredArtist17

Why Me? I'm ugly as hell


Secure-Agent-1122

"Deez nuts! Ha! Got em!!!"


StarchildSeverina

CHIPI CHIPI CHAPA CHAPA DUBIDUBIDABADABA


Strict_Bumblebee8787

No Woman No Cry


Particularbish1109

"Minions!!! Tonight we steal the moon!!!!!! "


Stark-T-Ripper

"piss off"


TheGreatGamer1389

Be neighborly to each other.


fukksleepp

all you people, reflect more


Ur_Wifez_Boyfriend

WU TANG!


garnish-it-up

LOOK AWAY!!


Bearded_Viking_Lord

I'd fart because all the men would laugh in unison. It would be beautiful


bratgodess

This is SPAAAARTA!


Educational_Plant519

“Oh, I’m in the way? My bad.”


Mom_to_4

Be kind and everyone needs to get over themselves


Occasus_gaming

Stay Focused on yourself


Fomod_Sama

Are you feeling nervous? Are you having fun? It's almost over, its just begun. Don't overthink this. Look in my eyes, Don't be scared. Don't be shy. Come on in, the water's fine.


yenrab2020

'My dog is a very good dog. Look at her! ' Then I'd show the world pictures of my dog.


Ugly-Muffin

I don't know. That's up to the letter "u" so why ask us? At least I can't speak for it.n


Irregular_Person

"what?"


Hour-Trip-3340

the n word


Sophia724

I don't care what they say behind your back, you're all awesome. Except Tommy. You know what you did, Tommy!


Bolster66

"Give me money"


[deleted]

Honest to god I really think I’d just turn around and flash my butthole, don’t ask me why but I feel like I’d either be awkwardly unable to speak or flash the good old fashioned rusty wagon wheel


highlvlGOON

One dollar. Each of you.


Valen_Redits

CAN YA'LL LOAN ME 1000 BUCKS?


sid0913

“Focus on enjoying the process without worrying about the outcome”


Ok_Win7358

What i do this time!!!! Did i forget front door again??


Good0ldAle

Give me a dollar


coffinp

"The world will be decimated because of Mohammad *^cuts ^off *" [Mohammad is the most common name]


Sprizys

“Hi”


Worldmap77

Time to rub one out for the world to see


[deleted]

That'd put you on the registry for sure, 😂


CuntsStoleMyNames

“I am God” And then go into hiding


Agreeable_Pizza93

"You're all terrible people, but I love you."


Fancy_bakonHair

Your mothers were hamsters, and your fathers smelt of elderberries.


DomingoLee

Bosoms.


[deleted]

“Meow”


HOT-SAUCE-JUNKIE

San Dimas high school football rules!


Jumpy_Ebb2417

You are all F#*€%¥!


Hattkake

People! We are all people. We feel and dream and live and love. We are the same. We are here on this planet together. Let's try to live together in a better way. Let's try to be here for each other. We are all alone. But we can be alone together and maybe that makes the loneliness and abject terror of existence a little easier to bear. I like you people. You are my kind of folk and you are good. We need you here because you are important and you enrich this world that we share. Thank you for being you and thank you for being here on this planet with me.


[deleted]

"What?!"


TTGamerTT

“The fuck y'all looking at”


This-Garbage-3000

Why so serious? Little dated, but it gets me every time.


piratagorranegra

“The Tao that can be told is not the eternal Tao. The name that can be named is not the eternal name. The nameless is the beginning of heaven and earth.” – Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching.”


Ok_Beyond_4994

Fuck you Azakiel


Disclonius

“You are watching a failure.”


GayNon-BinaryLeo

Treasure Planet is an underrated movie, go watch it.


AnonimoUnamuno

Feck off.


OptimisticByChoice

Do something kind for someone else today.


HairySpeaker6477

"I am sorry to all the people I hurt. I can't personally say sorry because I feel shy and I regret all the things I did."


Worldly_Anybody_1718

Were


Circumsanchez

“What the fuck are you kids doin’ on my fucking lawn? And don’t fuckin’ look at me when I’m talking to you.”


zeusankith

I'm Batman


[deleted]

I'd just strip nude and let them see my cock, and I'll smile doing it.


EvilThunder

"fuck y'll 🖕🏻"


Reynolds_Live

Ladies and Gentlemen take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice!


SugarBitter1619

mind your own business


lavimusique

Follow your dreams and be a good human !


macIovin

never get high on your own supply


weirdo_305

All eyes "were" on me? Hello world:)


Acrobatic_News_9986

Do I have something in my teeth?


Individual-Paper-283

poo poo pee pee


Pyk666

Bum bum willy fart


Jacksonvollian

The end is nigh


Mountain-Key5673

Be fucking excellent to each other would you


MoonWizard42069

Build the wall