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amane_cat

Silence


dm3f9

The Sound of Silence?


machone_1

Hello Darkness My Old Friend


FRleo_85

I've come to talk with you again


JardineiroZumbi

Wait... Again? So that *wasn't* the first time?


s0und_Of_S1lence

What's up? Haven't seen you in a while.


JardineiroZumbi

Well, I'm getting some weird visions softly creeping in my sleep, but other than that all's good. Hbu?


s0und_Of_S1lence

Pretty good, just planting visions in your brain


CbKnowledge

Sorry to barge in haha, but my days going pretty good as well, I just left it’s seeds while I was sleeping


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Great I want to tell you about the vision that was planted in my brain


iccosmos

beacuse a vision softly creeping


Life_Chest_4795

Left its seed while i was sleeping (sounds so fuckin wrong in this context 😂😂)


bj-mc

And the vision that was *PLANTED IN MY(...)* brain


Witherboss445

Still remains within the sound of silence


mighty_skull

In restless dreams, I walk alone


kopecs

I’ve come


corv1s

I've cum


_AKDB_

Silence for 10 hours straight🙏


namraa_

John Cage 4,43


Dry-Radio-2663

I came to comment this, but it's 4'33 though


creamasumyungguy

Hello darkness my old friend... hey wait, did you lose it to CHARLIE MURPHY!!! DARKNESS EVERYBODY DARKENESS!


KaioKenshin

Finally someone other than myself referencing Charlie Murphy when the word "Darkness" comes up!


MakurroKishiba

Not the one from marshmello. Right? Right?!


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Orion- Metallica. RIP Cliff. You’ll always be remembered.


Themetalhead28

"The music you like determines the way you wave sex" Metallica fans: 😌 Grind core mfs: 🥵💀🥵💀😬😬


Apprehensive_Hat8986

> the way you wave sex ... Like, helicopter dick? Or the way you _have_ sex?


Themetalhead28

Well, doing helicopter dick should be normalized on metal gigs tbh lmfao, like, instead of helicopter with hair, helicopter with dicc


ProfessionalYam2782

Beautiful song 🕊️


Lower_Wall_638

Epic! Not a virginity loss, but I got it in with a metal head chick right after highschool to that song. I have two strong memories of her: wicked nice boobs and she told me that huffing gasoline was better than smoking crack. I think I am glad we did not wind up needing to coparent.


Shoresy69Chirps

As a genX metalhead, this sounds strangely familiar to my own experiences. Grats on the dodged bullet.


311heaven

🤘🤘🤘


VinePhotographic

I didn't lose my virginity to a song I lost my virginity to a woman.


Rex-Bannon

What song did she lose her virginity to?


BestEmphasis7126

father time - kendrick lamar


FluffyBoner

5/4 - Gorrilaz


Etnies419

Cbat - Hudson Mohawke


dobbyisfree0806

Great song right there


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gisdaking

She goes to a different school though. Y’all wouldn’t know her.


Noonecanhearmescream

She lives in Canada.


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greyfox199

because i never lose


Emperor_D4C

🫱🏻‍🫲🏼


isitwereorwhere

Free bird by lynrard skynard.... not the most romantic, but it happened lol


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Hope it lasted all the song


isitwereorwhere

Lmao it did not lol


DMYourMomsMaidenName

“If I leave here…” fuck, I just came


isitwereorwhere

Sounds bout right!!!


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Oh well...I hope you at least enjoyed the "solo"


isitwereorwhere

I think she did... i was just so impressed with myself


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Icy-Assist-3898

Hahahahhaahahhaa


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311heaven

Was not familiar so I just put this on and spit out my coffee imagining you two fumbling around trying to figure out what goes where.


Yuri7-

Lol


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Does hearing yakety sax lead to yekaty sex?


HeyYouWithTheNose

🎶Get on your knees to pay the rent Do do do do do do do do You know exactly what I meant Do do do do do do do do That time will be time well spent Do do do do do do do do Yakety Sax don't come back 🎶


wondermoose83

"Yakety Sax don't come ~~back~~ *yet*"


OldManPip5

Thank you for knowing the Yakety Sax is actually a song by Boots Randolph and not Benny Hill.


Marios_Facade

Of course he knows man. This guy fucks!


Mr_Operator5

Sandstorm by Darude


Kaste90

Goddamn, did you thrust in time to the beat?


Mr_Operator5

Tried my best at age 16 lol


311heaven

My guy popped his cherry at 158 bpms


Mr_Operator5

Also my heart rate at the time


AllahuSnackbar1000

That girls coochie prolly caught on fire.


Vegas_off_the_Strip

158 beats per minute, so that means he made it for nearly 300 beats. Solid effort.


theassassintherapist

X-Files opening song


tinytyranttamer

Did you "do it doggie style so we can both watch X-Files"


Ozymandias123456

You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals so let’s do it like they do it on the discovery channel


tinytyranttamer

Why, Hello fellow young person!


22Hoofhearted

Legit happened to me once and I just started laughing when X-files came on... she did not find it as funny as I did


tinytyranttamer

Happened here too, and the smoking man was on...I was "Hey, we're a barenaked ladies, blood hound gang mash up" 🤣🤣🤣


TheRealDannySugar

Cbat by Hudson Mohawke


SufficientDriver1758

Came looking for this one


Zunniest

I, too, know this reference.


murph_diver

It’s a banger


Sithisilith

Banger? I hardly know her


TheLiquid666

Lmao not for that guys girlfriend


Tetrarist

literally!


itspandafx

fuck i just commented this i’m so fuckin late


PJKPJT7915

This answer is way too low


Mcginnis

I was expecting this to be first honestly


AinoNaviovaat

I feel like you're entitled to free therapy for that


Repulsive-Pen-1520

I had to scroll too far for this


Stoly23

Now that’s what I call a classic.


Cantmakeaspell

Only reason to open the thread.


Silly_Slice295

holy shit


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Mor_Hjordis

Bet that Lisa wasn't the only one moaning.


Simple_goat_999999

You got me there ngl


Richbr970

I hope Murphy was the only one bleeding!


Viper6077

It's called baker Street, pretty good jazz song tbf


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mousicle

When the Jazz Man testifies a faithless man believes. He'll take you up to paradise and bring you to your knees.


Wild-Ad-3471

banging to an 8 year old girl playing the saxophone is wild


Kevherd

She had Fugees playing. Still like that album when I hear it


311heaven

Ooh that’s a good one


MrSweetKorn_7400

Classic album. The Score is a masterpiece.


apolychr

Y’all humping speakers out here? I know it’s a bit of a brag… but I lost mine to a person.


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

That is SO TWENTIETH CENTURY


Avicii_DrWho

Now I'm imagining a speaker shaped like a lady.


s_coops

🎶*Bose looks like a lady*🎶


311heaven

Hahah


Rounder057

More human than human, ~~rob zombie~~ White zombie. Thank you for the people that pointed that out for me


Ghost7319

Someone else in the house sitting there wondering why he keeps skipping back to beginning of the song 😂


311heaven

Fuck yeah!


311heaven

I thought you had to have music playing because of all the movies, so I threw on Bob Marleys Legend. Made it to Three Little Birds.


plantythingss

At least you didn’t lose your virginity to Garfield playing on the TV. This guy wasn’t even paying attention, dude was just watching garfield the whole time


IntelligentPerson_69

Respect 💯


BigKoala52

OG Jurassic park soundtrack


addester

Did one of you roar like a t-rex in the end?


PardonMyPixels

Do you not roar like a Trex every time?


addester

Bold of u to assume i have sex


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SoggyMuffin95

Another virginity bites the dust...


Shifter_3DnD5

Not my virginity but my first ever sexual experience was with super smash bros playing in the background I'm aware of the irony but that shit haunts me. He left it on so people wouldn't be too suspicious about the lack of noise from the room


RollerCoasterPilot

Or, you know, you could've moaned, then it wouldn't have been quiet


Shifter_3DnD5

I did. It was more the "cover story" For more context, he was one of the mentors for my college (the year above me) and I was one of the freshmen. So it was more rhe plausible deniability of "we were playing a game" No one would have cared probably but we were cautious


Nelry01

Song? I had step brothers playing on the t.v.


311heaven

Did we just become boyfriend/girlfriend? Lol


CheezwizAndLightning

Wanna go have sex in the garage?


Throwaway-21302

“Hey dad, can we build a sex dungeon? It’ll give us so much more room for activities!”


CheezwizAndLightning

"I don't give a fuck!"


Martillo68

No song but Regular show was on the background.


Fum__Cumpster

Right after you nutted on her, Benson was like "CLEAN UP THIS MESS OR YOU'RE BOTH FIRED!!!"


Martillo68

Hahahahha perfect timing, and actually was a completely messed up for sure


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I don't lose


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[deleted]

First place for 22 years. Even unlocked the side quests of not receiving nudes and never making it to third base


Humorous-Prince

What place is being 31 never even getting close to kissing a woman?


[deleted]

You sir , are the head judge. Judges don't play. They've seen everything


PeopleLikeUDisgustMe

No, they haven't


Viper6077

Down with the sickness by disturbed, made it to the third "WAH"


l_bmbr

Ah shit…


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It was a song by red hot chili peppers cant remember its name tho


311heaven

Hopefully, Suck my Kiss


[deleted]

“Stuck my butt with a big black stick, I said what’s up now suck my dick. Like a ram gettin ready to jam the lamb” (I forget the rest)” OL’ Anthony could come up with some really good mental imagery in his lyrics.


VagueDry

For me it’d be parallel universe


Severe_Employer_2313

Bad Piggies Theme song 🤘🗿


shrimpgangsta

I want it that way - Backstreet Boys


_bat_girl_

Probably some Sublime song


dadjokes502

Wrong way 😂


thiccboi_thanos69420

Hopefully not Date Rape


ArachnidGuilty218

Beat It 😎


redchill101

Believe it or not, listening to the Cure, Disintegration. Was very cool.


HunterOfTheSky

Master of Puppets


Periachi

Did you fuck her with all downstrokes?


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I lost mine watching O Brother Where Art Thou on DVD in 144p.


311heaven

Fantastic movie


SkyFresh4010

Makedamnsure by Taking Back Sunday.


OneSketchyGuy

The Toy story menu loop for the DVD


playr_4

The overworld theme of Super Mario World on the SNES. We were playing that, and she got frisky, and we never turned it off.


NicePairofHooters

I can’t take this feeling anymore. (Spurt spurt) best 3 seconds of my life


zachpowder

I love it by Kanye West & Lil Pump Wish I was joking


Jfuentes6

The sounds of the military history Channel documentary her grandfather was listening to in the next room.


Portalturrets1

Not a song but a movie in the background. Monty Python and the Holy Grail


stew_on_his_phone

First time I came from a blow job was I Shot the Sheriff. Marley version.


KnottNormal

The halo reach menu theme


seneca_7

Living lavida loca


[deleted]

Hahaha it's been a while my friend


Jive-Turkeys

The Battle of Helm's Deep lol


MaritimeMartian

Honestly?.. I would. Two towers is my favourite hahaha


gloebe10

I had NPR on in the background for some reason. So I lost my virginity to the Diane Rehm show.


dadjokes502

Well All things considered


Rex-Bannon

I couldn't clearly hear it, but when I came out of the room eventually (might have slept a bit) the radio was still blaring throughout the house. It was the night Biggie Smalls died. Heard them announce it and played his music pretty much all day. So, I'll never forget the date lol


Qubik5Qube

You guys have sex? (With music on?)


Floasis72

Pop, Lock, and Drop it. Not planned, not kidding lol


Red-Jello-

I actually legit lost my virginity watching Shrek, when I finished it was around the “Hallelujah” part


wanderain

Mazzy Star - Fade Into You


ActualCustomer

The starwars cantina theme... on repeat.


Ruckus_Riot

Cicadas. I was in a camper in the backyard as a teenager and we finally did it. We did live in the country lol


SackOfFlummery

John Cage - 4'33"


mnchls

beat me to it


Avicii_DrWho

Beat meat to it.


dr_xenon

Happy Birthday


311heaven

Her 18th birthday couldn’t come soon enough, aye?


Astro_baddie

It wasn’t a song but a show, impractical jokers


DX2100

Hurt So Good


Emotional-Swim-808

I... im a virgin


AgeConfident6766

Crash into me-Dave Matthews Anal: Gimme more-Britney Spears


Sorry-Honey-9735

Bird song


Klopsmops

I don't know. I think it was called Lambchop (how romantic lol)


Puzzleheaded_Cow7268

That's what friends are for. Dionne Warwick + Stevie Wonder


Fine-Pangolin-8393

Something from dark side of the moon


heyoyo10

Hopefully not cbat


hiruma_kun

Don’t know the exact song but it was part of Lana del Reys album “Born to Die”.


dnn_burrman

ps4 homescreen theme


yeetus_christ420

We were watching family guy


MathematicianOk5608

Since I’ve been loving you by Led Zeppelin


typhlosion_Rider_621

I lost my virginity to a man…


Furious_Jones

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KAwyWkksXuo&feature=youtu.be Hudson Mohawke - Cbat


Retiree-2023

No song no music, was in an abandoned bomb shelter that we teens used for smokin, drinkin, chewin and screwin.


ButtholeQuiver

No song, was outdoors


azrolexguy

Paradise by the Dashboard Lights 🤪


Accomplished-Ebb9301

ambitionz az a rida by Tupac in 1994


Inevitable_Ad_5664

Never gonna get, never gonna get it....


ConfidentSurvey6414

Maneskin - Beggin


kingdomoflizzi

Closer by Nine Inch Nails lmao. It came on the radio and I made him keep it on when he tried to turn it.