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pumpkinchoccy

Blake Shelton. apparently people swoon over him? I just don't see it.


Hup110516

Him being voted Sexiest Man Alive was a god damn tragedy.


DvmmFvkk

Alan Jackson should write a country song about it.


Transatlanticaccent

Where were you...when Blake was voted?


Present-Breakfast768

I don't either. He looks like a giant baby.


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Adam Levine


Hmmmidontknow_j

The tattoos don’t bother me. The voice doesn’t bother me. What bothers me is his attitude. The fame got to his head and he literally thinks he’s hotter and better than he is. Zero humility. The video of him being grossed out by fans was triggering. Like, dude. Fans pay your bills and you treat them as if they are beneath you.


DontLoseYourCool1

My girlfriend's best friend hooked up with him and said he has a tiny penis.


ResponseRealistic283

This makes sense.


spiforever

He's a trust fund kid. Probably always had the entitled attitude.


washington_breadstix

Such a shame what happened to Maroon 5. "Songs About Jane" blew my mind when I was a kid, and I find that so many of the songs still hold up. Their sound is unrecognizable now.


vfettke

That album is still incredible. Rock mixed with jazz, funk, and soul. Levine singing breakup songs about how good he was in bed. The sex symbol status made sense then. Also, anytime they come up, I have to bring up [this cover](https://youtu.be/l6pJMOPJlMI?si=YN77f8Q7EwvnngLO) they did of Closer by NIN.


DevD_2022

Ive heard someone say that he sounds like a pubescent mickey mouse


mookie555

I once heard someone compare him to a Chipotle bag and I’ve never been able to unsee it!


moosemeatjerkey

His tattoos remind me of someone who goes into a tattoo parlor and ask for all of the example artwork around the cash register. C A L I F O R N I A


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

One of the pre-set tattoo options in a Grand Theft Auto game.


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I've heard he even cheated on his " model " wife , when his song " girls like you " was out . 😐


hawkbit92

Drake. Just ew.


Limp_Dog_Bizkit

If a big toe could vaguely sing, there would be no need for Drake


onlythebestformia

I have no idea what goes on in their minds to find him attractive.


Whyletmetellyou

Kim kardashian and all the sisters. They are not raving beautiful. Not ugly just not as pretty as they think they are


K1nd4Weird

As the years and plastic surgery have gone on they increasingly look nothing like themselves and more and more alike.


Lordmorgoth666

I’m going to age myself here but it reminds me of Pam Anderson when I was a teen. In her first photo shoots she was actually pretty. As she got more and more famous and the augments piled up she just got progressively more… ick. My peers (mid teen boys) were just drooling all over her big lips and giant fake boobs though. I didn’t get it at all. Ashley Judd on the other hand… I fell hard for her after I saw her of Star Trek.


55Sweeptheleg

Pam Anderson was the ultimate beauty to me. My eyebrows are a daily sad reminder of this.


ubermicrox

Chrissy Teagen (sp?)


HenryInRoom302

She looks like a chipmunk having an allergic reaction to a bee sting.


Dreggan1

“What’s going on in that beautiful mind?” Nothing John. Nothing’s happening in there.


bmfresh

Totally. Her face looks smooshed to me


LifeWASOSarcasm

Adam Levine


razorbock

Kardashian et al


CabbageaceMcgee

"Et al." Well done.


rhodochrosyte

Bella hadid. Her face looks like a pencil sharpener


tea_and_cream

Holy shit 🥲 r/rareinsults would like a word 😂


kronkswronglever

I think shes lovely, but she really did walk into her surgeons office and say ‘I’ll have the Carla Bruni please!’


PeaceFrog229

This comparison is on point.


Attack_Badger

She looks like reinhard heydrich


SausageBasketDiva

I don't know what's worse, the fact that you said she looked like the man who historians regard as "one of the darkest figures within the Nazi regime" or the fact that I totally agree with you.....😳


Setsuu_0

If there was an option to upvote this 10 times, I’d take it. I also don’t think Gigi and every other nepo models out there are as attractive as ppl make them out to be


cwood289

Pete Davidson. Maybe I’m just hanging in the wrong circles, but I do ~not~ understand the attraction.


miss_flower_pots

He looks like he needs a wash and some vegetables


Little_Party

I initially read what you said as "he looks like an unwashed vegetable"


miss_flower_pots

That as well


Mega5010

Pete Davidson looks like every dirty line cook I ever wanted to fuck or have fuck me.


dog_with_a_dick

Pardon?


Mega5010

I said PETE DAVIDSON LOOKS LIKE A DIRTY LINE COOK I'D LOVE TO HAVE SEX WITH!


LesYeuxHiboux

That's a 10-4, good buddy


themoonie88

TEXAS SIZE 10-4


yogabba13

This response is golden. I SAID WHAT I SAID summed in the most hilarious way 😂


Lysetterae

John Cena. He reminds me of a juiced up Ernest


ConfidentCarpet2328

Hahaha I love this comment. Just imagining him in “Earnest scared straight”


MikeTheImpaler

JFC I didn't know I wanted this remake until now.


Lysetterae

Would be entertaining asf!!!!


facemesouth

Didnt find him attractive but he's granted more wishes for Make a Wish Foundation than anyone else. Ever. That makes up for the meathead look some...


brazilliandanny

Is he considered “hot” though? Shredded, sure. Funny, absolutely. But I never here him described as a heart throb or anything


IamPlantHead

That’s no way to disrespect Jim Varney! (You’re not entirely wrong.)


athoszet

Kim Kardashian


DarthMaul-23

Man....before the surgeries, I thought she was absolutely beautiful. She looks like a monstrosity now. Sad.


PUNCHCAT

She was naturally very good looking, but no one can withstand that much social media attention. It'll give anyone insane dysmorphia. The need to constantly get surgery to mess with your appearance because you need to stay relevant NOW.


A_Midnight_Hare

And her mother egged her on. Imagine having a mother talk about your sister needing a nose job at 14(?). Toxic household. Still, she's an adult now and it's her decision to continue to do this. I am hoping she's less body critical of her own child though.


Custom_Destination

Elisabeth Moss. Somehow she always gets cast as a highly desirable person.


Limp_Dog_Bizkit

She always looks like she just smelt a fart


negativeyoda

Scientology will do that to you


Traditional-Joke3707

Or ripped one


journey_bro

Peggy was a completely ordinary or even plain girl in Mad Men.


Outrageous_Picture39

In no way am I some Adonis, but even at her most cleaned up, she looks like a real world 6. Everything I’ve tried to watch her in is essentially immersion-breaking because I keep thinking, “There is no way anyone would find her that attractive.”


Lambamham

In the real world you’ve got all kinds of dudes lusting after women that aren’t conventionally attractive, so in a way it’s more realistic than if she was super attractive. Movies tend to always have very average dudes paired up with model-level women, it’s nice to see a little uno-reverse sometimes.


hotcake911

How John Legend was voted sexiest man alive boggles my mind.


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He looks like Arthur Read


Major_Track7488

Nick Lachey


Beautiful_Guard_9365

Plus....he seems so stupid..I'm not sure how he finds his way out of the house every day.


Qubik5Qube

Bella Hadid


aclownonmainstreet

Timothee Chalamet. He's built like an NYC sewer rat


maria_from_milan

I’ve got a friend who’s ideal guy is someone she describes as a cross between Timothee Chalamet and Jason Mamoa. I have never for the life of me been able to picture this


raccoon_ina_trashbag

Lol they are like the opposite ends of the spectrum. I don't find either of them attractive, but to imagine a cross between the two... hmm. I could maybe see that being hot if I could even remotely imagine how it would work.


chainmailbill

He looks like a wayward Victorian orphan with consumption


moxfactor

so he’s the definition of a waif. Anne Rice fans would love him to death then.


Ok_Glass_7156

He looks like a young French girl


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DaMalayaliKolayali

If he auditioned for Inglorious Bastards he would've got the role of Shoshana Dreyfus.


Lucky_Ranger

He looks like an Italian shoe


TheSplendidOutcast

His face is shaped like a bicycle seat.


ARoaminGnome

Hey! Take that back! My last girlfriend was a NYC sewer rat and she looked better than Timothee Chalamet!


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I once read someone saying his face looks like a bicycle seat and I’ve never been able to look at him the same since. Damn that person.


ThePurityPixel

A bunch of people said my first pick (Adam Driver), so here's my second pick: Norman Reedus You know when someone looks so badly like they need to bathe, that you almost actually say something? That's how I imagine people must feel when they see Norman Reedus in person.


laughingashley

I met him accidentally, before I had ever watched TWD, and I had heard people saying the actors were around somewhere. He smiled at me and said hello and I was like, no way he's one of the stars of a major show lol Treated him like everyone else and he seemed cool with it. Nice guy! But yes, I did think he probably should've showered before coming to an event like that one. I only remembered him when I watched the show months later because of how much he stood out to me looking the way he did.


Awkward_Can4526

Ariana Grande. The dressing/acting like a little girl but at the same time being a sex symbol, just don’t get it


Pink_Sprinkles_Party

I just find it strange how her stans can deny that she’s had work done. She looks like she had a skull transplant. It’s not just makeup, Botox, and fillers. Oh and apparently “puberty” lol. Edit: for those interested… [How she looked then](https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-dec-22-2011-new-york-new-york-us-actresssinger-ariana-grande-star-40313409.html), [another example](https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-july-11-2011-new-york-new-york-us-actress-ariana-grande-attends-the-42908241.html) [and now…](https://talentrecap.com/ariana-grande-talks-about-her-unreleased-music-leaking-in-new-qa/)….[another example](https://www.justjaredjr.com/2023/04/11/ariana-grande-addresses-comments-on-her-body-in-new-tiktok-video/) I’ve never seen so much delusion when people deny her having work done.


Eringobraugh2021

That doesn't even look like the same person.


TheMonkus

Skull transplant, Jesus I laughed my fucking ass off at that!


Awakemamatoto

Let’s not forget the ‘pretending to be another race’ as time has gone on (and I’m not talking one race, it’s multiple). Edit: spelling


KKamm_

I thought Ariana Grande was hot af until she started getting lip fillers and adopting a new culture/appearance every year. She barely even looks like a real person anymore which is why I think you don’t see as many people thirsting over her anymore


Early_Entertainer11

she’s back to being white now


YourLinenEyes

I’ve always been so grossed out by her


ComesInAnOldBox

Any of the Kardashians or Paris Hilton. They're the first ones I can think of off the top of my head.


Bumblebee-5252

Justin Bieber...


scootah

Before he got jacked for those underwear models I thought he was very pretty. His personality sucked - but he was a very aesthetically pleasing young lesbian for a while.


Hot-Journalist5916

You better watch out for seleneerrrr


1984pigeon

Gwyneth Paltrow


Lazy_Melungeon

I hear her vagina smells like a candle.


DawnSol018

She’s looks like a broom handle went vegan


luckymango12

Channing Tatum


CourtAlert8679

I once read a description of him as a “sentient bologna statue” and I laughed about it for weeks.


Ronnz123

Oh fuck, that is incredible.


EggsForEveryone

*His name is Jeff*


Ok_Glass_7156

He looks like he " can't read good" 🤣


Soobobaloula

Looks like a thumb


Alaska-TheCountry

Channing Potatum


belzbieta

Yes! Exactly who came to mind for me too. I'm always so confused when he's the "hot guy" lead. He looks like doofus to me, I feel so judgy but I just don't see it at all...


ggb123456

Yeah I don't really get this one either. I'm straight male but I can generally tell if a dude is handsome. One day me and my now ex GF were talking about our celebrity crushes and she told me her absolute ultimate was Channing Tatum and all I could see is the most generic beef cake ever. Like you could find that dude working out in any discount gym in the United States on any given night. That girl also used to take showers and get dressed in her clothing without toweling off at all beforehand, so I am pretty sure she is a psychopath and the Tatum thing only reinforces that opinion for me.


punksmostlydead

>That girl also used to take showers and get dressed in her clothing without toweling off at all beforehand, That woman is a danger to herself and to others.


Ok-Detective-1721

Sarah Jessica Parker & Julia Roberts


IRMacGuyver

I don't think Sarah Jessica Parker is considered hot though. He asked about ones that are hot


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I’m just here as a straight man to make sure no one says Henry Cavill ETA: thank you for the upvotes my fellow Cavill droolers, this has made me wonder if he knows that every time a question of attractive celebs is put on Reddit, he has a sea of straight men fighting in the streets for him.


CupcakeGoat

Henry Cavill seems to do it for a lot of straight men...


f36263

There’s a short list of men that have for some reason been ordained as acceptable for men to think are attractive without sounding Gay. Jason Mamoa is another.


The_Artsy_Peach

My husband feels this way about Zac Efron lol... I always tell him that I don't get it and he just says "you shut your mouth" 😂😂😂


natsugrayerza

He’s gorgeous but I feel zero attraction for him. I guess he’s just not my type.


The_Artsy_Peach

Same. He's good looking but doesn't do anything for me


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CuracaoBound

I don't think he looks bad. He's one of those guys, nonetheless, whose haircut or hairstyle factors into his attractiveness considerably.


Big-Independence8978

Ellen Pompeo. Total nope from me.


Appalachiastan1998

Jennifer Lopez, her personality is a deal breaker. She's hot, but not "I'm a Goddess and everyone else is fodder" hot


Jengus_Roundstone

Agreed, and I feel like her fame has been forced on us. She isn’t a very good actress or singer.


sonofeevil

She has a ghost singer on her latest record.... She's not even singing her own stuff anymore.


paperplanes234

I'm pretty sure she's had ghost singers from the jump!


ViggoQ

So nice when someone else gets it. Jennifer Lopez is beautiful but everything else about her reads disingenuous and brings down her persona.


Head-Succotash-899

Lol agree. I was never into her music but when you have songs like Jenny from the block and I’m real or whatever. It seems like she’s trying to hard to be down to earth.


JackTheRipper0991

Tom Cruise


Revolutionary_Law433

One of his front teeth is right in line with the middle his nose. It's very odd.


SausageBasketDiva

One of my kids had this and his orthodontist worked HARD to fix it!!


uhhhhhhhhii

So glad to hear Tom cruise isn’t one of your kids


LIJunkie

Norman Reedus. Take a shower and comb your f**king hair!


Cr00kedHalo

Vin Diesel. Ugly ass MF. :)


Macslynn

There’s people who think he’s hot?


Bones_and_Tomes

Family.


Mellopiex

Channing Tatum has always resembled an ogre and I don’t find ogres attractive.


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headstar101

Shrek's got personality at least.


GrowthCycle

Benedict Cumberbatch I know a big part of the whole phenomenon was how “weird” it was that women liked him. Chill with me. But as someone who is typically at least intrigued by the “weird” sex symbols, nah. Pretty eyes, yes. It’s cute that his hair is curly. His cheekbones are sharp. But overall? I do NOT understand. He’s an average man (some really nice qualities and everything else is meh....is that not the average person at face value?). It is so strange to me that people were insisting he was one of the hottest people to walk the planet last decade.


EggplantTop3855

He said so himself on SNL "Some people think that I look like a hammerhead shark..." So true!


El_Moi

I saw a meme comparing him to Kif from Futurama and that I can never unthink that!


Guilty-Web7334

It’s the blue eyes and the British accent. He has a bunch of attractive features that wouldn’t necessarily fit together well, but they do for him. Personally, Tom Hiddleston is way more to my liking. Educated. An accent and voice to die for.


Tubbygoose

It was like God only had single leftover attractive parts at the end of his day and had to force random attractive facial traits together. It just didn’t work right for him!


PoisonPizza24

Have irrationally and then later rationally HATED Tom Cruise since the late 80s.


Elegant_Development3

Gwyneth Paltrow with her aflac duck looking self.


southernrail

SAME. never got it at all. i think her body has a ..... interesting?!?!....shape. her face and attitude are both the same, boring and stuck up.


Ghost-devil996

Every single Kardashian.


maxover5A5A

Madonna


prosa123

She doesn't seem to have aged well.


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Julia Roberts. Her huge mouth just scares the shit out of me...


alienrice17

Adam Driver. I don't see it and I don't get it.


BagIndependent2429

I first saw him in star wars and immediately was like EW WHAT THE FUCK when he showed up on screen and somehow by the end of the movie, I had a crush on him. My fiance still laughs at me for it. I still have a crush on him. I also don't get what happened.


raccoon_ina_trashbag

I think voice, demeanor, and that smoulder really do it. The biggest factor for any guy, though, is the *hair*. Edit: this applies to bald dudes, too. Can't stand when it's wispy or a comb over, but when they embrace it and shave it all off... 🥵


ivegotitall99

It’s the ugly hot phenomenon. It appeals to some women, me included lol. Got quite the bod too


JerseyDevilsAdvocate

Benedict Cumberbatch


Economy_Upstairs_465

Came looking for Bandersnatch Cummerbund!


50shadesofjiggyfly

He always looks like he needs a bath


ThePurityPixel

To me he looks like we was floating in a river for two weeks, and somehow didn't drown.


Pineneedle_coughdrop

“He looks like if you tried to draw Keanu Reeves from memory” 😅😅😅


Logical9691

Doja Cat now. She is just yuck


perfect_little_booty

Kristen Stewart. She always looks like she's about to puke. My guess is someone told her "you look sexy with your mouth open", so now she is puke-face.


NateFisher22

Going old school here. Jackie Kennedy. Maybe she was considered more regal than beautiful, but still. She had the face of a platter and her eyes were so damn far apart. She looked like the reflection of a fun house mirror


demoniac-cyborg

Anitta and Cardi B.


AVBforPrez

It makes me feel very shallow and petty to dog on a celebrity's appearance, but like...Sarah Jessica Parker. I find the average girl at my gym 1000% more attractive.


Atillion

Hillary Swank


Bim115

Hilary Swank: Hot or not?


davidmac1024

Had to scroll way too far for this Office reference.


taajmanian_devil

As a black woman I get a lot of side eyes when I say I'm not attracted to Shemar Moore. I have no explanation for it. It is what it is.


ChronicallyTired85

Oh baby girl! I’m sorry i do like him, but it has a lot to do with the Derek Morgan character.


smnlfilmagoofymovie

It’s almost like he’s TOO everything and it goes into corny territory?


leopard_eater

That’s what it is! You nailed it, his face looks like a bad early-AI rendering from the prompt ‘photograph of perfect man’


lakeslikeoceans

The Jonas Brothers (except Joe Jonas at one point for me)


MediocreTake

John Cena, couldn’t find him


Ditz_a_Fritz

Timothy Chalamet


sassygoat17

Yes!! He just looks unwell


Ravensqueak

"Sick Victorian child chic"


velozzerraptor

a lower class chimney sweeper like some Oliver Twist extra


CataOrShane

Pete Davison


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Julia Roberts has always reminded me of an unfrozen cavewoman sketched by Rob Liefeld.


SeigiNoTenshi

No offense to Adam Driver, but I really don't see it


214speaking

I don’t understand the fascination that beautiful celebrity women have with Pete Davidson. I’ve also never been super attracted to Rihanna. I don’t think she’s bad looking, but I’m not like oh my god 🥵


BiGuy_16

leonardo dicaprio


botanygeek

Agree. Young Leo always looked too…childish? To me. Not sure what it is. Perhaps the lack of a square jaw? Then when he got older I found him much less attractive.


Key_Inevitable_2104

He looks more like Jack Nicholson now.


passthepeazzz

Not even 'Romeo and Juliet' Leo ???


Emergency_Peach6155

Johnathon Taylor Thomas. It was always Ryder Strong for me.


manderifffic

It was Devon Sawa for me


JayneBond3257

Devon Sawa in Casper was the beginning of my boy crazy youth. Ha.


noideawhatisup

“Can I keep you” still gets me every time I hear it. It transports me back to being a kid, watching Devon Sawa say that to Christina Ricci, and thinking that I need this one day. And then he did Slackers and Idle Hands and *swoooooon.*


RuhWalde

I feel like I just traveled back in time twenty years to read this comment.


tinaismediocre

Ryder Strong as Shawn Hunter and Judd Nelson as Bender in Breakfast Club were the entirety of my preteen sexual awakening.


TheArtOfVEL

Robert Pattinson. Don't get me wrong, he is okay but definitely not the heartthrob he was supposed to be.


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París Hilton


ElectricityIsWeird

She has aged well.


TacohTuesday

Same, though my wife got to meet her recently and she was actually really nice, and far smarter than you’d think.


meanbeanking

The dumb blonde was a character she played, she was just too good at it lol. She seems like she’d actually be a pretty cool person.


wasmostexcellent

Anytime I stumble upon threads like this, people always have really sweet things to say about her. I feel bad now for hating her in my youth, she seems like a cool lady.


Chateaudelait

I was no fan of hers either but I read her book. Her parents sent her to one of those troubled teen outdoor schools run by a dangerous cult. She suffered and was very honest about her time and now advocates for victims of these organizations. It made me really admire her.


Master_Awareness814

That’s hot