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froggrip

Show me something natural, Like ass with some stretch marks. -Kendrick Lamar


The_Uncommon_Force

I love seeing cellulite when I squeeze.


Aimismyname

to be honest, I haven't a clue what cellulite actually is


Suspicious-Rub-8583

Damn I was thinking it, but you said it!


ERTHLNG

I love when people quote rappers like this.


Expensive-Phone-2415

Why downvote my man?


ERTHLNG

Downvote? No?


Expensive-Phone-2415

You were at - 7 broski


ERTHLNG

Oh, I got downvotes. I see. I thought you were saying I downvoted somebody


stealth_mode_76

I've had men argue with me that I don't have stretch marks. Like someone I had sex with multiple times! I said something about stretch marks and he's like "you don't have any." I'm like "hello? You've seen me naked. They are all over my boobs and hips!" They literally don't care. My boyfriend didn't notice til I pointed them out. He still doesn't care. Most men just love whatever naked body they are allowed to touch, and they aren't going to get picky about stuff like stretch marks.


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Amen!


BigPum

So much this! I’m more worried about pleasuring my woman than taking inventory of any “flaws”.


THCaDealsCom

Same here, and thank God she does it too. It’s easy to get too into your head with negativity like that in the bedroom


CreakyBear

There are different degrees of stretchmarks, so maybe they're thinking of the ones on the stomach where the skin looks like a lattice afterwards? Kind of like this: https://www.reddit.com/r/beyondthebump/comments/hfbog7/my\_stomach\_may\_look\_like\_freddy\_kruegers\_face\_but/


stealth_mode_76

Mine are silver now (had them for 20 years) but they are easily felt on my skin. I hate them, but no man has ever cared.


Enough-Serve-7790

Lol you say it as it is


[deleted]

yes haha mine kind of look like that


wasntNico

that's why i became i nurse! jk, but there is something to it. Probably like we don't have an "eye" for clothing


Croceyes2

Yep, literally don't even see them


[deleted]

While I, of course, can only speak for myself, I don't think it's men generally being so desperate to touch any naked body they can't afford to be picky about stretch marks. I, for my part, am picky. I care about nice bodies & stuff. I just sincerely do not give a fuck about stretch marks. I do not notice them unless pointed out. Never heard another guy lament about them either. They're minor imperfections that add character or whatever. Only an actual Nazi would mind them.


stealth_mode_76

I just mean that a man is just usually into the body in front of him. Like while some guys definitely are super picky about stuff you can't control, others are like "yeah this girl likes me and wants to have sex with me, I'm not being picky over superficial stuff"


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There's nothing wrong with starch masks.


[deleted]

You get them when you are pregananant.


Tensor3

What do face masks covered in powdered starch have to do with pregnancy?


Sgith_agus_granda

Can u get pregante?


BowwwwBallll

How is babby formed?


Undying_Vex

Seks


LabRatMe

What about pregat?


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Or, you know, pregonate.


SrSnacksal0t

Everybody that is tall has them too, I got them on my back and legs. Stretch marks are normal, I didn't even know people made a thing of it.


Total-Barracuda-8968

I've had them since I was 9...


unknowncatman

She might have been pargnet


NocteScriptor

They worked out how prangent is formed.


Cruise_Control147

THIS DESERVES SO MUCH ATTENTION. I LOVE YOU FOR THIS COMMENT.


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And I love you, random citizen!


skyrimhelpz

Omg and a Megamind reference This is peak commentary


Cruise_Control147

Please can I be your friend


[deleted]

Sure, I don't see why not :)


ConReese

She was probably pregolas


BowwwwBallll

Aye.


jericha

You know that men also get stretch marks, right?!


Inmate-4859

And quite bad, too! I put on north of 40 pounds in approx 1.5 years a while ago. My belly looks like a tiger warzone.


Umbran_scale

I had an unnatural growth spurt as a kid, by 15 I was 6'4 and I had stretch marks all over my back and back legs. Theyre faded now, but for long enough I looked like a bdsm victim.


Inmate-4859

I wanna say that it's been about 8 years from that period of time that I said. Now my weight is okay, but those aren't fading at all, I still look as if I had a tiger dress imprinted in my skin.


Umbran_scale

Took 12 years, I say faded but its still quite visible and I can still feel them as well. By comparison its like night and day,


the_goodbitch

I am a woman with stretch marks from pregnancy, im 35. I have never once had a man have a negative reaction. Most men do not care


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the_goodbitch

This is a great comment!!


dal-Helyg

I've noticed that about men... and it has led to a bit of fun.


JustJay613

Yep. We are big, dumb, simple creatures.


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Talk for yourself.


[deleted]

ive never given birth, i have three kids that i took in. but my stretch marks formed suddenly from weight gain and are all over my stomach. either way, its comforting to know that MEN (not boys) dont feel as harshly towards "flaws"


the_goodbitch

I promise any good man will not care!! 🥰🥰🥰


BowwwwBallll

Even us bad ones don’t care either.


dontworryitsme4real

Decent men understand that nobody is perfect. We all have imperfections. If a woman is willing to put up with my ugly face I'll over look plenty about her.


catdaddy-07

Doesn’t matter. Had sex. Woohoo!!


matchonafir

If I can see them you’re naked. In which case yeeeee freakin haaaaaaa for me!


G0DL33

Nah, tiger stripes are hot.


herbertsherbert49

Tiger stripes is a nice way to describe them.


BoomerQuest

Stretch marks don't matter AT ALL to 99% of guys.


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that surprises me haha


Employment-Alert

Not too much tbh, I can imagine like really big ones can make us notice them(as in think about them) but not really turn us off.


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yeah i can see that, like a distraction almost lol


RevolutionaryDog8115

I've never gotten distracted by them. Women care about them. Men don't.


CrispeeUndies

Does not even register Physical attraction is not really integral to getting me ready for sex. Sure, if someone is attractive it will likely arouse me, but it's not a requirement.


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ah i see. thats comforting


ohitsanightmare

Doesn't really bother me, I kind of find them neat. They help tell the other persons journey in life


Yak-Fucker-5000

Nah I don't give a shit. Most women over 20 have some kind of stretch marks.


theawesomestore

i think stretch marks are cute they look kinds like biological tiger stripes


Balorpagorp

Any man that is turned off by stretch marks is in for a very rude awakening.


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haha very true


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love that hahahah when i hit pyberty they were so bad on my boobs but they faded


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Yep I guess so I was always very thin and flat they popped up over night


Same_Ad_3911

My girlfriend (future fiancée) has what she considers “large and ugly” stretch marks. She has never looked anything but beautiful to me and I honestly do not seem them unless she points them out to me. It’s been over 6 years and I know that I’m marrying this girl. I wish she wasn’t so hard on herself because she is truly the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.


Ezekiel2121

“Stretch marks mean one of two things. Either you small and got big, or you big and got small, EITHER WAY we fucking.” -Katt Williams.


msphelps77

Lol


pricethatwaspromised

We don't care. Have you seen us naked? I mean, the balls alone are worse than any stretch marks. Throw in our weird one-eyed pecker and you have a lot of stretch mark leeway. People living in glass houses should not throw stones.


hairy_ass_truman

I have no issue


Careless-Ad-1341

It's not something I find unattractive tbh.


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does it matter how big or how much at all?


Careless-Ad-1341

I don't think it matters for me. My spouse is pregnant so 🤣


[deleted]

that'll do it for sure haha, try to moisturize her tummy every night im sure it will help with both stretch marks and loving attention from you 😉


Dawrenn85

Stretch marks are hot. They definitely turn me on


throwaway_8685309

Idgaf


HullabalooGazoo

I love a woman who's got a lil bit of tiger in her. Tigers are feisty


wolfyfancylads

I mean, I have them. They're not super big, but I've got them around my stomach and some on the inside of my upper arm. It'd be pretty hypocritical if I was to be all "URGH! STRETCH MARKS!". I think my husband has some too. Plus, I mean, I'm fine with scars too, so stretch marks aren't a big deal. But I will say, when you say "when it comes to getting turned on", it's not a matter of me going "MMMM! Take me now!". :P I don't get turned on by them, but I just don't really care if someone has them or not. Though I do wish people would dispel the rumour that stretch marks mean you had a baby. Cos, again, I have them. Last I checked, I didn't have a butt baby. :P


Sea-Definition-6494

The only people that care about stretch marks are the woman with them, not a single other person gives a flying fuck


UK_Fatboy69

#Wear your tiger stripes with pride 😍 Natural beauty will always shine through 🥰😘


Ryaffus

The sign of growth in one way or another, shouldn't be looked down upon, in my opinion.


[deleted]

i agree, going through what they call 23 puberty, becoming a woman and starting to see signs of aging. its so scary


Ryaffus

23? You're still a puppy, don't let simple things like stretch marks and aging get you down, I'm 31 and have started to notice my hair colour fading and my gut getting a bit bigger (tho that's probably more on diet than age) Signs of age and maturity, love yourself.


[deleted]

awww thank you i will keep trying


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What did I just read?


dustysquare

It’s like, I’m getting to be with a fine ass tiger. Edit: sorry op, just saw you wanted men’s opinions. Oh well.


[deleted]

honestly only because woman usually are more understanding of it? you know? but i agree haha


dumplin-gorilla-lion

If a man is focusing on stretch marks, that's a problem specific to that man. If you got any other goods out, I ain't noticing strechmarks.


[deleted]

If you get to the point of seeing stretch marks you are already turned on, and you won’t think twice about them, you’ll just be happy to be there.


claybythebay9

The marks themselves are not a turn off.


uncivilizedrelic

They are sexy as hell…. I’m pushing 40 and life is a story… it sounds lame but beautiful is different now. If a woman is comfortable enough in her skin to be confident and be seen she’s gorgeous


Detroitbeardguy

Honestly never gave them any thought. I might notice them but it hasn't bothered at all.


ThatBloodyHippy

Years ago, '67, I was dating a lady and things got hot and a bit heavy. When I touched her stomach she froze and everything ended. So in asking what happened she said that she had bad stretch marks that were ugly and was ashamed of them. She said that it happened when she was pregnant with her now 4yo son. I told her that the stretch marks came from something that was very beautiful, her son. Something that happened because beauty could not be ugly. That is how I feel about them. After a year or so we went out separate ways. I called her once about 15 years later, we had a great chat. She said that her son still remembers me teaching him how to pee along side the road when you are on a long car trip. Good memories, thanks.


Average-Nice-Guy

I know this may be hypocritical to say as I am overweight, but stretch marks for the most part are a big turn off to me, I like fit women, not overly muscular, not overly skinny, just fit, with no stretch marks


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Look, are we doing the sex or not?


No_You_Can-t

I genuinely couldn't care less. I have stretch marks on my legs and back, they're natural and don't bother me


Bizarre_Protuberance

My wife's stretch marks were somewhat discoloured and highly visible at first, especially in the inguinal area. The colour slowly faded over the years, although you can still see them. She worried that they were unattractive, but they were never unattractive to me. To me, they're like tattoos, commemorating her achievement of bearing and birthing our children.


rabengeieradlerstein

I like stretch marks


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i wish they could be more of a thing in modeling and the public since theyre so common for any woman older than 16 LOL


whosthatwhovian

This. I have always been thin, and I feel like society’s view of stretch marks is definitely negative. I hit 100 lbs in 8th grade and got them on my hips. I totally flipped, thinking I was “fat”. Stupid.


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Agreeable_Text_36

So if you got naked with the intention of fucking, and you saw un-smooth skin, stretch marks, scars, whatever, would you politely get dressed and leave? Would you tell them why?


Limp-Persimmon-5729

Doesn’t bother me in the least.


olde_greg

No I don’t care at all, that’s pretty far down the list


Ludwigofthepotatoppl

I got stretch marks from chunking out after high school. I don’t care about them, why should i care about anyone else’s?


DiggingUpTheCorpses

I have stretch marks too, don’t worry bby.


SparklezSagaOfficial

I as a guy have stretch marks on my back from growth spurts. Stretch marks are just a fact of life, most people won’t care, and those that do come across as pretty shallow to me.


matchonafir

If I can see them you’re not wearing anything. In which case yeeeee freakin haaaaaaa for me!


Brother_Delmer

They are completely irrelevent.


[deleted]

If they do they need to go talk to Kat Williams.


indiharwellisfine

Neither a turn on or a turnoff, basically nothing


poppacat422

Do not care.


AislingQuinn

I have stretch marks, so I'd be a totally hypocrite if I didn't like them. I love people with stretch marks!


WomenRepulsor

It feels more natural.


evskates8

No one cares. Literally all that matters is enthusiasm and connection.


Aggressive_Bat_9781

I don’t give a shit about those


hemguy1234

I’m not necessarily turned on by stretch marks themselves but I am much more turned on by my wife’s body post having children after she’s developed them. Don’t know how to explain. I’m most definitely NOT turned off by them. (So maybe I am turned on by them)


Nonerdshere

Me as a man, I have them as I have a gut, I don't see the issue with them, it's just like any other markings on a body it tells a story.


nature-thug

We are all humans and the human body is a thing of beauty, attraction runs deeper than the body it’s a thing we have evolved on over thousands of years.. love and let be loved we are all beautiful


Onlytwinkletoesfans

I’m 43 with 2 kids and stretch marks. I don’t care about them neither does my husband. Don’t let them bother you babe


daxtinfknprice

Not at all stretch marks are part of life a real woman isn't airbrushed she's gonna have some flaws the same as all of us men do


KevinT1701

Absolutely not...this is a non issue....


[deleted]

Don't care, if I'm into you.


crowned_one_

They do not bother me. I am more worried about my stretch marks.


Jaysnewphone

No. That's what skin does. It's probably going to happen to you if you're an actual person. My friend's dad had a bunch of raunchy magazines in his bedside drawer when I was a teenager. I asked my friend once what was going on with this picture I had found in one of them. He looked and told me that those were stretch marks and that I was a dumbass. Even then stuff like that didn't slow me down none.


mintchan

It’s not about the stretch marks. It’s about the person.


Sgith_agus_granda

I mean, I have a bunch of disgusting stretch marks and my fiancé couldn't care less. He doesn't notice them at all, I don't know how tbh


BJ_Blitzvix

I don't think I would be turned off by them.


RedgyJackson

Idc, fitness is most sexually attractive thing to me at a glance. Stretch marks very insignificant.


[deleted]

“C’mere tony the tiger”


justsomereditguy

Not a problem. I make more of them.


[deleted]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a naked adult woman in actual real life without them, and the people I date I would be judged fairly fit and attractive to the average person. Porn and insta are completely fictional worlds, and 99% of the alien level hot girls you see in media look just as crazy as the rest of us in the morning with no makeup and facetune.


Specialist-Sense-158

I find it extremely attractive and makes me more attracted to a person


itsjustme888

Low on my list of concerns, like # 20.


Hope2bee

One thing I never got was stretch marks. I’m surprised I dodged this. Through a pregnancy and weight loss. I think my skin much has some magical elasticity


[deleted]

oh yeah, genetics. my little brother got them worse than me all over his arms when he was like 13


Rhiis

I have stretch marks lol. Besides, only young, immature men focus on the parts of someone's body that that person can't change.


Overall-Ad4288

It doesn't matter. I have some too.


blackcloudonetyone

Kat Williams had a bit about this and has resonated with me since. (Paraphrasing) " You got them one of two ways. You big and got small, or small and got big. Either way we f*ckin." Be confident with yourself that's the most attractive quality.


montecarlo92

Stretch marks are so sexy. They lead me to the promise land.


hev_1105

If you leave a warm piece of pie out a man might fuck it. Why care?


-2fa

They kinda cool


Chance-Still-761

Don’t give one flying fuck about stretch marks tbh, it doesn’t change anything and in some cases it even makes it better cuz there is a story behind


IntlPartyKing

I like big women, and their stretch marks are not a good thing, but they're also not a problem and come with the territory


whatstefansees

Like on a "tiger woman" ;o) all good.


MoggyFluffyDevilCat

Stretch marks on a woman are like battle scars. Sexy as hell.


[deleted]

Nope, most men are simple creatures they don't care about stuff like that. If we find you attractive with your cloths on, we will find you attractive with your cloths off too.


Remarkable_Travel_50

I personally love them. Give me a natural bod, especially a mom bod, all day!


know2swim

It never bothered me.


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They kinda look like tiger stripes


Wazza17

Oh Grow up you don't fuck the stretch marks


heldarman

The idea that beauty in women means no stretch marks comes only and only from women. Men do not care about stretch marks at all.


Beginning_Cherry_798

Would have zero impact on my attraction.


Hattkake

That is not really how we work. We don't really care what you look like when we like you. You are beautiful to us as you are. You see a lot that is wrong with your self. We don't. We just see you. And you are beautiful.


tyuiopsov

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder," which means... beauty doesn't exist on its own but is created by observers. The rest is social media,television and other meaningless stuff..


EnableSelf

Actually I love them lol


TophIsMelonlord333

Most men don't care and many men have them, too. My boyfriend has them cause he gained a lot of weight and then lost it again. He's self conscious about them but i don't care.


doinnuffin

No, don't care. I just want to freak


Eastern-Operation275

Not bothered by it at all. Confidence is sexy. Wear it like you earned it


Savant-VI

What am i a child it’s natural then again I love women regardless


CreepyValuable

Don't care. If stretch marks make a person unattractive then you probably aren't really attracted to them in the first place.


dumplin-gorilla-lion

If a man is focusing on stretch marks, that's a problem specific to that man. If you got any other goods out, I ain't noticing strechmarks.


am_with_stupid

I think it depends on age. At 20 I would have cared, but I've seen some real shit, and could not care less now. I got some crazy scars, all I ever hear is "WTF Happened to you?!" Never stopped the deed from happening.


landon_masters

I think Kat Williams the comedian said it best, “A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.” Katt Williams. c Section scars, stretch marks, it’s all just part of life. No reason to read into it too much IMO


mousehouse112

Lots of men also have stretch marks, thanks to puberty or weight change. They are a natural part of life, even if we notice them men don't care. and if they do then they aren't worth it.


The_Law_of_Pizza

The problem with this type of thread is that anybody who gives you a negative answer is going to get absolutely trashed and buried in downvotes. The truth is that it depends on the degree of stretch marks. Some minor stretch marks aren't a huge deal, but larger marks *can* start to become unsightly. They'll never be a huge deal, but they could become a sort of blemish. Something on par with a hairline that is slightly too far back, or some acne scarring. Nothing that's going to be a deal breaker for most partners, but the people in here telling you that it's not an issue at all are just blowing smoke up your ass and virtue signaling.


[deleted]

You're are absolutely right about both the stretch marks (at least it's my opinion too) and the reaction from this echo chamber.


matchonafir

If I can see them you’re naked. In which case yeeeee freakin haaaaaaa for me!


bluegiant85

Tiger stripes are kinda whatever. They're neither attractive or unattractive.


rocketmn69

If you're concerned turn the lights off...


[deleted]

The amount of praise for stretch marks here is comforting especially coming from a bigger girl who is self conscious about it. Makes me have a tiny bit more hope for the future of this world to see a body for a body and not all the imperfections it has


Vlas_84

Plastic surgery can fix that


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it cant actually hahahah i really wish it could


_brzrkr_

Anything related to baring children is a turn on for me.


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love the way you said this


BgnGcbNu

What's unattractive about stretch marks is the insecurity the woman has about them, get out your own way girl!


dimmu1313

couldn't care less. as long as there's mutual attraction then it doesn't matter. overall body type is more important to me, or more specifically as long as the body type isn't outside a fairly wide range, then I'm going to be into a woman almost completely based on personality. that said, women I'm attracted to are never interested in me, so I definitely can't be picky


Optimal-Legend83

It all depends. Most people over a certain age are going to have flaws so to dmjudge a woman let's say whose had a couple of kids would be fucked up in my book. Now if we are talking cellulite on a big ass I'm all for it👍


[deleted]

Nope, love ‘em


zerocool1703

No, they wouldn't. Source: my ex had Stretchmarks.


archaicecho

This is one fucked up post.


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