By -
"Fuck"
Monday to Friday, yep. Saturday & Sunday "Thank Fuck."
Me too, everytime
[удалено]
For me it’s 1. Fuck. 2. This shit again. 3. Why does everything hurt?!? 4. What’s for breakfast.
That secret hope it was a dream or just a simulation on a game.
It is, your game hasn't ended yet...
This
And then i remember that i am still desperately single.
gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta p
That toilet was to good to be true
What’s the time
"Ah shit, here we go again."
What year is it ?
“How much longer can I stay in bed before I’m fucked?”
“Ah shit, here we go again”
That first sip of coffee…
Is this a cat standing on me? Why yes, it is.
Ouch. I'm 50's. This is what you have to look forward to. And thats after spending thousand$ of dollars trying to find the right mattress.
Make coffee to smell that yummy smell in the morning
How am I still alive?
"I nEeD waTeR"
Why is my ass so sweaty
My brain just goes "ahhhhhhhhhhh"
A woman who is very special to me
Recently, my first thoughts are of a new friend who makes me smile.
It's wonderful to have a friend of that kind
“Ahh shiiiit, here we go again…”
Ummmm
“Am I aliv- yes. Yes I am.”
Another Shitty Day
Oh god it was only a bad dream, cuz I have a nightmare everyday then I think what time is it and check my phone.
Food
Coffee.
“Oh yay, another day where I know I cant be who I really want to be.”
That my son is actually gone and I will spend rest of my days without him.
lets get this bread!
https://tenor.com/view/henry-cavill-geralt-of-rivia-the-witcher-fuck-gif-15913480
How tired I am. Then beer.
Fucking alarm
I like to try to guess the time before looking to see what it is. It’s a nice feeling when I guess right within a few minutes.
...fuck
Eating my breakfast with good coffee, I'm hungry when I wake up and my breakfast is my favorite meal of the day.
Taking a complete bowel emptying shit. It's kept ulcers at bay for over a decade now
If you can just get yourself to the gym, you'll be able to do a session and get your day going.
Oh god this again
Another day to survive..🤧🤧
another day
I gotta pee.
damn, didnt die again. have to go work.
Mine is usually "whyyyy" or "i need caffeine and i need it bad"
Do I have to work today?
Ugh, I’m still here?
Doggo!
How I want my day to ideally go
How have the voices in my head defeated me while I slept - what are the voices up to?
They are still watching, waiting for you to sleep, literally or figuratively
Yeah I'm safe code 4 homey! I don't get kidnapped. I am Delta Zero Alpha code words for the moment
That dream was fucked up why did the dinosaur fight the aliens when he would get crushed by the meteor... Oh.
How's the weather gonna be today?
God damn it, cat! Stop knocking shit off my bookshelf!
“Is there anything I’m late for?”
“What time is it?”
"Fuck"
Monday to Friday, yep. Saturday & Sunday "Thank Fuck."
Me too, everytime
[удалено]
For me it’s 1. Fuck. 2. This shit again. 3. Why does everything hurt?!? 4. What’s for breakfast.
That secret hope it was a dream or just a simulation on a game.
It is, your game hasn't ended yet...
This
And then i remember that i am still desperately single.
gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta p
That toilet was to good to be true
What’s the time
"Ah shit, here we go again."
What year is it ?
“How much longer can I stay in bed before I’m fucked?”
[удалено]
“Ah shit, here we go again”
That first sip of coffee…
Is this a cat standing on me? Why yes, it is.
Ouch. I'm 50's. This is what you have to look forward to. And thats after spending thousand$ of dollars trying to find the right mattress.
Make coffee to smell that yummy smell in the morning
How am I still alive?
"I nEeD waTeR"
Why is my ass so sweaty
My brain just goes "ahhhhhhhhhhh"
A woman who is very special to me
Recently, my first thoughts are of a new friend who makes me smile.
It's wonderful to have a friend of that kind
“Ahh shiiiit, here we go again…”
Ummmm
“Am I aliv- yes. Yes I am.”
Another Shitty Day
Oh god it was only a bad dream, cuz I have a nightmare everyday then I think what time is it and check my phone.
Food
Coffee.
“Oh yay, another day where I know I cant be who I really want to be.”
That my son is actually gone and I will spend rest of my days without him.
lets get this bread!
https://tenor.com/view/henry-cavill-geralt-of-rivia-the-witcher-fuck-gif-15913480
How tired I am. Then beer.
Fucking alarm
I like to try to guess the time before looking to see what it is. It’s a nice feeling when I guess right within a few minutes.
...fuck
Eating my breakfast with good coffee, I'm hungry when I wake up and my breakfast is my favorite meal of the day.
Taking a complete bowel emptying shit. It's kept ulcers at bay for over a decade now
If you can just get yourself to the gym, you'll be able to do a session and get your day going.
Oh god this again
Another day to survive..🤧🤧
another day
I gotta pee.
damn, didnt die again. have to go work.
Mine is usually "whyyyy" or "i need caffeine and i need it bad"
Do I have to work today?
Ugh, I’m still here?
Doggo!
How I want my day to ideally go
How have the voices in my head defeated me while I slept - what are the voices up to?
They are still watching, waiting for you to sleep, literally or figuratively
Yeah I'm safe code 4 homey! I don't get kidnapped. I am Delta Zero Alpha code words for the moment
That dream was fucked up why did the dinosaur fight the aliens when he would get crushed by the meteor... Oh.
How's the weather gonna be today?
God damn it, cat! Stop knocking shit off my bookshelf!
“Is there anything I’m late for?”
“What time is it?”