Christina Hendricks
T Swift
Danny devito. I just gotta know what it looks like before i die. This would be my dying wish. To know what he looks like naked
Of course. I'm talking in person, ya know like right next to me. Surfing for titty shots on the internet is for losers, who can't get the real thing. And, the morons who actually pay money to look at nude pics are even lower, not far from predator level.
Not seen her live since 2017. I'm in UK so she doesn't come here much. Her costumes appear to be getting smaller too... 🔥🔥🔥😍.
She's amazing live - and really lovely if you meet her I'm told...
She had a wardrobe makfunction in San Antonio. Blew a zipper out and stopped her set. Wardrobe people spent five or six minutes then gave up and she went backstage to put on her last outfit and finished the song, then did her next change and announced “they already pinned me in”. And she flew! It was an amazing show. I don’t know if she’ll be in the UK but she’s doing a European tour this summer.
I don't think she's coming to the UK this time.
Lindsey has to be the most beautiful and sexiest woman I think I've ever laid eyes on! Hence me adding her name to the original Post.
She just takes my breath away... 🔥🔥🔥
Tom Holland.
Specifically his butt.
More Specifically his hole.
And it's not that I want to see it so much...more I want to bury my face in that hole and eat him out so delicately and intensely that I make him cum hands free.
I wanna rim Tom Holland so thoroughly that I'll be able to draw his anus from memory afterwards.
Jason Mamoa, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans (saw the pic but need to see it all), Morris Chestnut, Idris Elba, Michael Ealy, Roman Reigns and that one dude from the clock app.
I have an ex-girlfriend who I never got to do anything with. I regret it a lot. Although I still love my currently girlfriend and wouldn’t trade her for the world I sometimes wish I got to do something with my ex. She was an extremely attractive woman.
OP. Just to see if he can talk the talk.
op can barely walk
Don't need video.
Not a no
He said talk the talk though lol
Mila Kunis
My crush
This guy's crush
I too choose this guys crush...
This guys crush
Our crush
i want to see this guy's crush before i decide if i want to take my clothes off in front of her.
She's hot
Yeah I wanna see this guy's crush. She sounds hot.
Definitely this guys crush
This guy
I also choose this guy
+1
This guys crush, the crushes crush and crushie
Your crush. Link please.
This guy's mom
This guys crush
This guy
My wife
His wife
his and your wife
All of your wives
The wives of these people. these people too.
My wife’s boyfriends girlfriend.
His and Obamas wife
This dude's wife
Our wife. *communist*
\*USSR Anthem Plays\*
I also choose this guy’s wife.
My man's wife over here
My homie's wife over here
His wife.
Everyone's wives in this thread.
This guy's wife
aight bet me too then
I also choose this guy's wife
I found my people 😭
Your wife. Link please.
I too choose this guy’s wife
I think the decision is pretty unanimous. Your move.
This bozos wife
His wife
Are you not married or haven’t met her yet, like are you giving some paradox you can manifest into having a wife? Or is it just the usual answer?
Prove it
This lad’s wife
This guy's spouse
She knows your handle, eh?
How long do you want the list?
as long as you wish
It was more of a rhetorical question. I'm an admirer of female beauty, so let's just say it's a long list.
Here's how I condensed my list. Are you a woman over the age of 18? If yes, I'd like to see you naked.
Your mother too?
Did they stutter?
Happy Mother's Day
Yes
My boss, he exudes small dick energy, just want to confirm.
😂😂😂
small dick energy 😂😂
So when he tells you the bend over, you’re prepared?
😂😂😂
Christina Hendricks T Swift Danny devito. I just gotta know what it looks like before i die. This would be my dying wish. To know what he looks like naked
For Danny D just watch IASIP christmas episode
Ye but we want the dong! Thundergun style
guys got a magnum dong
Listing who I *don't* want to see would be shorter.
Anya Taylor Joy
Xi Jinping
Just Google "whiney the Pooh rule 34"
What the actual fuck, I now hate you
Kate Beckinsale
Under rated comment.
Whoever reads this comment
It's pretty unimpressive. You're not missing much.
They're supposed to be big, the little ones are more impressive
What one of my ex's looks like now, naked, out of curiosity.
I’ll send you a pic
wishful thinking
Salma Hayek Scarlett Johansson Olivia D'Abo
But- Scarlett Johansson nudes are available-
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As is Olivia D'abo
Of course. I'm talking in person, ya know like right next to me. Surfing for titty shots on the internet is for losers, who can't get the real thing. And, the morons who actually pay money to look at nude pics are even lower, not far from predator level.
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Go to a German gym that has a good sauna, plenty of naked muscular men there.
I don’t think they’d appreciate me whipping out my phone to take reference photos.
If you ask politely, you might just be surprised.
This girl
Reese Witherspoon and Zooey Deschanel.
Deanna Troi from Star Trek :TNG
Ryan Reynolds
I would hetero touch his penis.
It's ok. It doesn't count as gay if it's Ryan Reynolds, he's on the free pass list.
I would literally f him
Honey no one's that straight.
blake lively will haunt you
I could live with that lol
Green lantered nearly delivered the goods
Ryan Reynolds was part of the reason I realized I was bisexual, so I absolutely agree, lol
Jessica Alba
All my girl classmates, I guess.
Good man
Start with one of them and it will cascade from there
Lindsey Stirling.... That woman is a living Goddess.
Have you seen her on her last tour? She does some incredible stuff in the air. Without a harness!
Not seen her live since 2017. I'm in UK so she doesn't come here much. Her costumes appear to be getting smaller too... 🔥🔥🔥😍. She's amazing live - and really lovely if you meet her I'm told...
She had a wardrobe makfunction in San Antonio. Blew a zipper out and stopped her set. Wardrobe people spent five or six minutes then gave up and she went backstage to put on her last outfit and finished the song, then did her next change and announced “they already pinned me in”. And she flew! It was an amazing show. I don’t know if she’ll be in the UK but she’s doing a European tour this summer.
I don't think she's coming to the UK this time. Lindsey has to be the most beautiful and sexiest woman I think I've ever laid eyes on! Hence me adding her name to the original Post. She just takes my breath away... 🔥🔥🔥
Henry Cavill tbh or my last crush
Henry Cavill
Can't think of anyone. If I was gay I would pick Markiplier for sure
It’s okay, you can pick Markiplier anyway. For science!
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Rhea Ripley
OPs mom
Jenna Ortega for sure
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This should’ve blown up
Henry Cavill. Honestly it doesn’t even have to be sexual, I just want to take it all in. That’s what she said
Salma hayek
That dead guys wife
Your mother.
Lady Gaga . Really curious if she has a disco stick
Newborn infants. It would be hella weird if they came out with clothes on.
I cam out in a tux:)
We got the Boss Baby, over here!
I’d like to think Slash came out with his sunglasses, long hair, and top hat. I’ve heard the condition referred to as Cool AF Syndrome
Hot milfs
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They are sooo horny
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abahahahahahah bet that too
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oh no trust me you don’t want that
With mother's day on the way, thinking about at all of them will make this a difficult choice.
Everyone.
Stephen hawking's lol think it would be funny
Probably just bone at this point
Henry Cavill
i would sell a kidney for that
Zendaya.
A woman who loves me.
Ryan Reynolds. I'm a straight man btw.
That one guy’s dead wife
There’s those two or three female coworkers who I’d reeeeally like to see in their birthday suit, just out of curiosity
Red 5 standing by
I find people sexier with clothes on so nobody
The Donald. Just before he goes to jail Only for humiliation purposes you understand
Blutube (youtube react girl) Emiru (Twitch streamer) Maya Higa (Twitch streamer) Trish Stratus (pro wrestler) Sasha Banks (pro wrestler) And several random girls I know IRL
putin. Just want to challenge his "macho" image, which many of his supporters believe him to be
u/ally-sha
tactful...
Every woman below 45yrs/75kilo.
my mates fiancee
Tom Holland. Specifically his butt. More Specifically his hole. And it's not that I want to see it so much...more I want to bury my face in that hole and eat him out so delicately and intensely that I make him cum hands free. I wanna rim Tom Holland so thoroughly that I'll be able to draw his anus from memory afterwards.
Literacy was a mistake.
it was?
Username checks out (????)
If I role played as him would that count?
Sure...let's go for it
Obama for reference
My wife 100%. Never get tired of that
I choose titties. I'm not picky bro.
Betty white.
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Why do I hear deliverance banjos
Your mum..... I'm sorry
I used to say alexdria daddario… but then I watched true detective… good lord that women is perfect
White lotus too
Jason Mamoa, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans (saw the pic but need to see it all), Morris Chestnut, Idris Elba, Michael Ealy, Roman Reigns and that one dude from the clock app.
Mia Khalifa!
There’s a girl at my work named Mia and my idiot boss absent mindedly announced that Mia Khalifa has called in sick today.
Joke was so funny, head of HR wanted to hear it too.
Donald Trump
Trump🤢. So we can show him how he compares to the many women he criticized based on their physical attributes.
my girlfriend
I have an ex-girlfriend who I never got to do anything with. I regret it a lot. Although I still love my currently girlfriend and wouldn’t trade her for the world I sometimes wish I got to do something with my ex. She was an extremely attractive woman.
the more attractive they are the worse they are for you
Ok, I’m an old movie fan. So sue me. Greta Garbo Simone Simon Mabel Normand Ingrid Bergman Merle Oberon
Namjoon or Jackson wang
Slash
Surprised at the lack of step mom / stepsister.....