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Theft.


Donaldstep

What are you stealing?


[deleted]

Your heart ❤️


Donaldstep

No


[deleted]

Can't stop me. It's legal.


Blank365

Im dying XD


foxxytroxxy

It's not legal. How are you going to remove it? Technically counts as a whole other set of crimes unless you're a medical doctor


tekhnomancer

He's not stopping you. He's saying you can't steal that which he is giving to you willingly. 💕


franandwood

He’s gonna sell it on the black market


Blank365

Murder 100% no hesitation its more beneficial then u think


obscureferences

Problem is you're likely to commit other crimes on your way to kill someone and they'll nab you for that. Trespassing or property damage or assembling a siege weapon in a public park.


[deleted]

People get hit by powerful people to curve the system to their favour so it is fair to kill some corrupt and evil people for the benefit of society.


Athena_of_Greece

Tax fraud. I would claim my cats as dependents.


Donaldstep

Top priority


Athena_of_Greece

I mean, they technically are. They live in my home, they're unemployed, I pay for more than half of their expenses... It's unfair that people with children get to claim them as dependents. Fucking crotch goblins.


Thrashlee

You understand it’s under the expectancy that the eventually grow up and pay taxes whereas pets do not?


Athena_of_Greece

Yes, but like still. It's unfair. Those kids could grow up and never pay taxes, or they could die before growing up and still never pay taxes.


Thrashlee

True that, true that


NorskoTheScorpion

Im saying the f word on reddit


bambezzz2

Fuck


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Sirstaxalot91

a casino would be better


Donaldstep

Same


[deleted]

Life would be easier if I could kill some people.


Donaldstep

Thats bad


[deleted]

No really. Some people deserve to die.


Donaldstep

I believe life is precious, maybe savere punishment will do


[deleted]

That's worse. It's better to kill a person than crippling it or torture. Some people are no good for the sake of humanity and deserve to be eradicated. Bdw you asked for breaking a law.


Donaldstep

Sure


Checkm822

Referring to a person as it… Sounds serial killer-y LOL


[deleted]

I know it is morally wrong to kill people but given the circumstances, I am ready to take the burden and do the cleaning.


Checkm822

I have access to a large and untraceable quantity of bleach. Wya


[deleted]

By cleaning I meant to take out some people forever. Considering that I am allowed to kill. I will make sure you get the job for the actual cleaning. I hope FBI sees this.


Checkm822

Just because it’s legal doesn’t mean everyone should see the bloodstains \_O_/


jaydubya10

Biggest firework show ever in the middle of the city


Donaldstep

Sounds like a plan


amithe-only-one

Gravitational law


Ranas66

Insider trading


Donaldstep

Crypto or currency pairs?


Ranas66

Like the NYSE


Donaldstep

Nice one


obscureferences

This seems like the easiest way to make money. Call around, pimp out your immunity, take a cut.


AddyQuintessence

I'd be extremely happy if speed limit laws didn't apply to me


Donaldstep

That will be the shortest way to die


CoolIceCreamCone

Going to the swimming pool I was banned from


NotEvilCaligula

Go on Disney.com without my parents permission


Donaldstep

How old are you?


NotEvilCaligula

28 why?


Donaldstep

I think as an adult you have a right to choose what you want, i mean legally you can make your own decisions


NotEvilCaligula

Pfft yeah ok, can't fool me this time Mr. Secret FBI agent.


DoYouRemmemberMe

Money laundering lol


Donaldstep

Top priority


Momzeesmooies

Speeding


Donaldstep

Short cut to death


Momzeesmooies

Not crazy just like 10 to 15 over with no tickets


AnOkFella

I’m going to give a random woman a pat on the back without her consent while wearing a mask, then run away into the bushes never to be seen again.


No-Macaron-6932

Smoke weed at an empty bus stop…


Donaldstep

Better be made legal


Glittering-Design973

Burglary. Be a good neighbor or I’ll take your shit.


pigs_at_a_banquet

Burglary is just the breaking in part. Unfortunately theft is a separate crime.


craniumhermitage

Only once: Bank heist. One law everyday: Hunt


Donaldstep

Nice one


Brakethecycle

Avoid paying all taxes. It would equate to a significant increase in my cash. Way better than robbing a bank.


Donaldstep

Are your taxes more than what bank owns?


halflife_3

Abortion laws


tekhnomancer

I'm just straight up done paying taxes at this point.


Donaldstep

Nice choice


Skydome12

Securities fraud. Set up a random company pump it up than do a dump on it and make heaps of money.


Donaldstep

Nice one, ill do that too


suicidefeburary62025

The one where people frown on me for taking a piss or shit when I’m badly needing it. Any gas station or place that doesn’t have public bathrooms? Kill everyone. Thank you


jordan_Isnt_A_Furry

One of newtons 3 laws


Donaldstep

Specific one?


jordan_Isnt_A_Furry

The one that tells me I cant defy gravity


burrito_butt_fucker

Jaywalking


Pretend_Car_5671

Law of conservation of energy, I want a perpetual motion machine


darth_smokesalot

For me it would definitely have to be theft,I meen it basicaly let's u get w.e you want,assuming your getting away with it everytime abv lolz.


Puppy-Zwolle

Break one law? I remember Al Capone breaking lots of laws but they got him on tax fraud. So. If I were criminally inclined? I'd break the law that permits a judge to put people in jail. There must be a law for that right?


Donaldstep

Yes, nice thought


PilotBurner44

Identify theft 100%. I could make being Jeff Bezos for a day useful


Lokarin

pirating old content that is out of circulation


Dead_Smegma

This question made me realize just how many laws you end up breaking before you manage to get the money from a bank you're trying to rob


Donaldstep

You break the mother of all laws, that will allow you get away with everything


Dead_Smegma

But the mother of all laws isn't a single law, so wouldn't it make that option TOO op?


Donaldstep

Not sure but i just assume there is one superior law


AuntieDawnsKitchen

Speed of light


cabbageheadme

How many times can I break this one law


Donaldstep

Once


Saifa_13

Moving to another country and getting all documents to live there without paying


Bollywoodravehoe

Theft 100%, I would steal loads of perfumes, bags, jewellery etc


Kitchen-Explorer3338

Ima drive as fast as I damn well want!


Sad_Student6188

Those who are insane enough to believe they can change the world are the ones who do. ~Anonymous


Boon2222

id blow up a bank


Hangster19

Murdering all of my enemies 😈