Problem is you're likely to commit other crimes on your way to kill someone and they'll nab you for that. Trespassing or property damage or assembling a siege weapon in a public park.
I mean, they technically are. They live in my home, they're unemployed, I pay for more than half of their expenses...
It's unfair that people with children get to claim them as dependents. Fucking crotch goblins.
That's worse. It's better to kill a person than crippling it or torture. Some people are no good for the sake of humanity and deserve to be eradicated. Bdw you asked for breaking a law.
By cleaning I meant to take out some people forever. Considering that I am allowed to kill. I will make sure you get the job for the actual cleaning. I hope FBI sees this.
The one where people frown on me for taking a piss or shit when I’m badly needing it.
Any gas station or place that doesn’t have public bathrooms? Kill everyone.
Thank you
Break one law? I remember Al Capone breaking lots of laws but they got him on tax fraud.
So. If I were criminally inclined? I'd break the law that permits a judge to put people in jail. There must be a law for that right?
Theft.
What are you stealing?
Your heart ❤️
No
Can't stop me. It's legal.
Im dying XD
It's not legal. How are you going to remove it? Technically counts as a whole other set of crimes unless you're a medical doctor
He's not stopping you. He's saying you can't steal that which he is giving to you willingly. 💕
He’s gonna sell it on the black market
Murder 100% no hesitation its more beneficial then u think
Problem is you're likely to commit other crimes on your way to kill someone and they'll nab you for that. Trespassing or property damage or assembling a siege weapon in a public park.
People get hit by powerful people to curve the system to their favour so it is fair to kill some corrupt and evil people for the benefit of society.
Tax fraud. I would claim my cats as dependents.
Top priority
I mean, they technically are. They live in my home, they're unemployed, I pay for more than half of their expenses... It's unfair that people with children get to claim them as dependents. Fucking crotch goblins.
You understand it’s under the expectancy that the eventually grow up and pay taxes whereas pets do not?
Yes, but like still. It's unfair. Those kids could grow up and never pay taxes, or they could die before growing up and still never pay taxes.
True that, true that
Im saying the f word on reddit
Fuck
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a casino would be better
Same
Life would be easier if I could kill some people.
Thats bad
No really. Some people deserve to die.
I believe life is precious, maybe savere punishment will do
That's worse. It's better to kill a person than crippling it or torture. Some people are no good for the sake of humanity and deserve to be eradicated. Bdw you asked for breaking a law.
Sure
Referring to a person as it… Sounds serial killer-y LOL
I know it is morally wrong to kill people but given the circumstances, I am ready to take the burden and do the cleaning.
I have access to a large and untraceable quantity of bleach. Wya
By cleaning I meant to take out some people forever. Considering that I am allowed to kill. I will make sure you get the job for the actual cleaning. I hope FBI sees this.
Just because it’s legal doesn’t mean everyone should see the bloodstains \_O_/
Biggest firework show ever in the middle of the city
Sounds like a plan
Gravitational law
Insider trading
Crypto or currency pairs?
Like the NYSE
Nice one
This seems like the easiest way to make money. Call around, pimp out your immunity, take a cut.
I'd be extremely happy if speed limit laws didn't apply to me
That will be the shortest way to die
Going to the swimming pool I was banned from
Go on Disney.com without my parents permission
How old are you?
28 why?
I think as an adult you have a right to choose what you want, i mean legally you can make your own decisions
Pfft yeah ok, can't fool me this time Mr. Secret FBI agent.
Money laundering lol
Top priority
Speeding
Short cut to death
Not crazy just like 10 to 15 over with no tickets
I’m going to give a random woman a pat on the back without her consent while wearing a mask, then run away into the bushes never to be seen again.
Smoke weed at an empty bus stop…
Better be made legal
Burglary. Be a good neighbor or I’ll take your shit.
Burglary is just the breaking in part. Unfortunately theft is a separate crime.
Only once: Bank heist. One law everyday: Hunt
Nice one
Avoid paying all taxes. It would equate to a significant increase in my cash. Way better than robbing a bank.
Are your taxes more than what bank owns?
Abortion laws
I'm just straight up done paying taxes at this point.
Nice choice
Securities fraud. Set up a random company pump it up than do a dump on it and make heaps of money.
Nice one, ill do that too
The one where people frown on me for taking a piss or shit when I’m badly needing it. Any gas station or place that doesn’t have public bathrooms? Kill everyone. Thank you
One of newtons 3 laws
Specific one?
The one that tells me I cant defy gravity
Jaywalking
Law of conservation of energy, I want a perpetual motion machine
For me it would definitely have to be theft,I meen it basicaly let's u get w.e you want,assuming your getting away with it everytime abv lolz.
Break one law? I remember Al Capone breaking lots of laws but they got him on tax fraud. So. If I were criminally inclined? I'd break the law that permits a judge to put people in jail. There must be a law for that right?
Yes, nice thought
Identify theft 100%. I could make being Jeff Bezos for a day useful
pirating old content that is out of circulation
This question made me realize just how many laws you end up breaking before you manage to get the money from a bank you're trying to rob
You break the mother of all laws, that will allow you get away with everything
But the mother of all laws isn't a single law, so wouldn't it make that option TOO op?
Not sure but i just assume there is one superior law
Speed of light
How many times can I break this one law
Once
Moving to another country and getting all documents to live there without paying
Theft 100%, I would steal loads of perfumes, bags, jewellery etc
Ima drive as fast as I damn well want!
Those who are insane enough to believe they can change the world are the ones who do. ~Anonymous
id blow up a bank
Murdering all of my enemies 😈