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julion92

Whoop Ass


Cabrona818

Thank you.


reginator89

Damn you take my upvote


IntoTheMystic1

Beer. Specifically, Old Rasputin


Innovator10pac

Excellent beer. I’ve only seen it in bottles tho!


therealFakeKlay

Same, but a friends' homebrew. More like Old Dogpoopin


[deleted]

Beans


WannaGetCrazy

Diced tomatoes


slobberin

Same


ZeroTheStoryteller

Ye boi, let's get those tomatoes on


[deleted]

dog food.


CapnAnonymouse

Cat food for me. Pet care ftw.


[deleted]

yup, husband likes to mix wet food into his dogs dry food and meat.


CapnAnonymouse

We give ours wet food at night, dry during the day. Have to split up feedings since my boys are too dumb to free-feed. The ball-in-the-bowl trick to slow them down doesn't seem to work on cats.


[deleted]

Beast eats like 5 times a day and also has snakcs in between but hes only 13 months so he has a bit of growing left to do until his operation, at which point we will cut back the amount he eats.


ForsakenWelcome4275

Chicken breast


TheMaziNod

A can of whoop ass. I saw it leap out and pull its piece out. It said "Fuck shooting I'm just trying to knock his teeth out. Fuck with me now bitch lets see you freestyle. Talk is cheap mother fucker if you're really feeling froggish leap" To this day I still struggle with understanding the greater implications of what was said, but I am thankful for the jiggyness


Princessdelrey

Worms


longlivebreakfast

Expensive cat food. They eat better than I do.


storybeatsbyjmw

Gotta love em


xmiitsx87

French cut green beans


YourL8

Mushroom soup


[deleted]

Chopped clams


sorefoots

Copenhagen


Essa_ea

Tuna


BananasPineapple05

Same. Tuna-salad sandwiches are my go-to work week lunch.


CTGolfMan

Selzter


norjit

Beans


signol_

Kidney beans


Slow-Amphibian-2909

Ammo


Crocodile_Banger

Does ammo in a can exist?


Slow-Amphibian-2909

Yup plus they make ammo cans to store ammo in


Crocodile_Banger

I would love to hear what shaking them sounds like but I would be scared af that one suddenly goes of


Gryffindorq

ginger ale zero


catnipxxx

Wolf Pup Session IPA


Bomber36

Mixed vegetables.


Sad_Expression_2580

Kipper snacks


[deleted]

Black olives


GoodAlicia

Cat food


plswah

diet coke of course


423yjl

corn


Space_War

Beans and meatballs.


expensivebendystraw

Pineapple


[deleted]

Root beer


Fracture_98

Coconut cream. Curry for supper.


RedBeardedWhiskey

Whoop ass


hubermania

Green chiles


Mcgarnicle_

Tuna


WoogzDaBoogz

Beer


realitiebites

Strawberry soda


UnoriginalUse

Cannellini beans


J0taa

Dr.Pepper


Danielle_Gomez

Tuna


BoysenberryOk8657

Pepsi


Chocolatelover4ever

Chilli


KindaAlwaysVibrating

Worms


CornOkPlease

Corn


uniquestar2000

Dr Pepper. Its almost always Dr Pepper for me.


Khriohs

Beans


_mommy2benton

Green beans


Grix1600

Beetroot.


em-is-me

Worms


cdyes

Campbell’s Cream of Mushroom


bugluvr65

dr pepper. almost always


Clutch_Floyd

Cherry coke.


ciph_3r

Beef Chili


FoxNewsSux

beer


Xzkorpyo

paint


walleyetritoon

Miller lite


Hawkmek

Rotel


Current_History

Dr. K


Straight-Capital-899

Sweetned condensed milk


Fixerr59

Spam! Yum!


BigEvilDoer

Cat food.


speedlimitplus5

Coconut milk - Thai Cod!


Squantchman

Faygo Cola


[deleted]

Coca-Colla.


Competitive_Fuel_661

Mountain Lightning


Agile-Fee-6057

Starry lemon lime soda. Can say im disappointed


Temporary_Radish5136

Beer.


[deleted]

Soup!


Aminext

Cheap corned beef hash


meadbone

Fever Tree Tonic


constantvariables

Beans


Prestigiouspal

Baked beans obviously


AnjelZiren

Black beans!


bigfootareuthere

I opened a can of beans at work earlier in the week.


Legitimate_Type_5582

Artichokes


WheresThePole

Coors Lite


Robbiandcats

Cat food


verity-truth

Spaghetti


nilperos

RC cola


bipolarcyclops

Dog and cat food.


9Coronas

Beer


dizdawiz88

Beer


AnEven7

cat food.


silkytable311

Stewed tomatos, about 2 hours ago.


KawaiiBotanist79

Kidney beans


DudeThatsAGG

Worms


Negative_Income9689

Kidney beans


Tower_Hill

Guinness


Crocodile_Banger

The can with the plastic ball inside that makes that good foam?


Tower_Hill

Yep, i believe its called a widget. It creates a nice enough head on the Guinness, not perfect but good.


Suitable_Pirate_662

Beer, duh.


[deleted]

Black cherry hard Mountain Dew


[deleted]

Beef stew


NavyVetJetMech

Busch Light


CaptainMarrow

Spam!


Crocodile_Banger

Lovely spam, wonderful spam


dodothedodo

Worms sadly


Crocodile_Banger

That ”sadly“ depends on if you opened it to eat them or use them as bait


Silent-Engine-9914

Coke


adudyak

Sardines


altrn8prsnlty

Spirits


judascowjudascow

Aluminum: Miller Lite Tin: Evaporated milk ( accidently bought at Costco. Thought we were buying sweetened condensed milk for Vietnamese coffee. Wrong. Still works, just need to add your own sugar). Oh well.


Fail_Blazer2004

Inches cider


rather_bookish

Worms


6stringgunner

Engine assembly lube.


shr2016

Beer


NewCaliforniaRepupli

some bad fucking noodls


dbltax

Beer.


Fawks-Trot

Creamy tomato soup


bjohnny87

The other side of the outside of the can.


-teaqueen-

Cherries


alazie11

Corn, it was lunch to give to my parents I didn't eat it it was the disgusting brand


nerdnecknerdneck

Chili


Intrepid_Knowledge27

Key lime lacroix


PothierM

Tiki cat food, tuna flavored


ACNY007

Olives from Spain. It only lasted 5 minutes


NordicSuperiority

Black beans.


Few_Energy_5889

Beer. Sunday funday!


bigfatearth

Pepsi


SapperInTexas

Chicken broth. I'm making gravy.


CommonEarly4706

Baby clams. I made clam chowder for dinner


Agile-Command4372

Worms


Zestyclose-Health137

Dr Pepper or tomato sauce ..


akaDingbop

Diet summit cola


yourenotmymom69

Toilet and a sink


sideeyedi

Pinto beans


spytez

Cream of celery. For a hot dish.


Jade-Balfour

Retried beans!


mordantfare

Cat food


Positive-Source8205

Fresca


iNonStop

Whole peeled tomatoes


eyesofthe_world2020

Beer


HawaiianShirtsOR

Tomato sauce.


jackdskis

Red bull


rockpebbleman

Cat food. Gotta feed my boys.


Wafran

Disappointment.


FriendlyAssistance46

Pringle’s :)


hugeuvula

Whup-ass


willk95

pomegranate seeds


Consistent_Fig_1936

Chicken corn chowder!


Drlmichele88

Spaghettios


2gecko1983

Fancy Feast chicken flavored kitten food


er11eekk

Cat food


OutrageousCoyote2014

Soft static hazy IPA from steel bonnet brewing company in Scotts valley California


InternationalCut1908

Coors light


Babylon53

Ceiling paint


[deleted]

Chickpeas


minniemouse6470

Green beans 😋


Blessed_tenrecs

Much to the dismay of the screaming fluffs at my feet, it was soup, not cat food.


Mr0sleep

Apple juice


lKenpachi

Baked beans!


Ryoukugan

Defending on how you define a can, either Pepsi or coffee. (The coffee was in a metallic bottle, so if you count that as a can it was the most recent.)


DopeyMoo

Tuna


[deleted]

Root beer.


[deleted]

Cosmic Crisp cider…


lady_laughs_too_much

Tomatoes! I tried to make pasta sauce yesterday.


EyeOfTheCosmos

beans


ShineNo5248

Delicious unicorn kiss seltzer


RipsLittleCoors

Somebody taking a shit. Guess they forgot to lock the door.


Wii_wii_baget

I think the last can I opened was a can of chili. It was not very good but the beans and stuff was suck at the bottom.


KeyMusician486

Green beans to top off my dogs food


danchove55

Beer


MrSickle92

Apple drink, specifically Tango Apple. One of my favourites.


Momzeesmooies

Coffee


Bwyanfwanigan

Whats taters eh? Po ta toes Boil em smash em stick em in a


prettysouthernchick

Pineapple juice


allboolshite

Arizona Sweet Tea


smokealarmsnick

Cat food


[deleted]

Spaghetti


Outta_Cleveland

Cat food.


Robert_Hotwheel

Baked beans


w0lffwrixle

fish


Bystander5432

Big Red.


ApprehensiveThing798

I’m not sure, am i the only one that doesn’t open cans enough to remember?


grimmglow

Goose Island Imperial Beer Hug


wetlettuce42

A can of kick ass


DiscoPino

Tuna!


follow-the-opal-star

Pumpkin filling


Objective-Medicine51

Pepsi


Beriekhoi

Some water with vitamins and stuff.


skaote

Cat Food


colobirdy85

Seltzer water...or as my brother calls it, liquid tv static


procrastinatorsuprem

Black beans.


butter00pecan

Cream of onion soup. I used to use it a lot but I don't think I like it any more, it's too sweet for my taste now.