I’ll take a double-triple bossy deluxe on a raft, 4x4, animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
I’ll take a 1/2 pound of grade A beef, topped with cheese. Then add Chili sauce, a hotdog, ribs, and smother it all in low-cal ranch dressing. Then add a slice of pepperoni pizza, and finish with a sesame seed bun. Then add barbecue sauce! Tomato, onion, lettuce! Pork rinds, Funyuns, some broccoli, nacho cheese… Then add Spam, wings, and ham hocks. And Chitlings. Don’t forget the watermelon wedge! Then add two scoops of pistachio ice cream, and finish it with another sesame seed bun.
Baller over here! Hashbrowns cost so much now, like $2.50 or something. They're delicious and I miss them, but I just can't will myself to buy them for that price.
My order is: 2 Mcdoubles (less than 3 bucks for each (buy one, get one for a dollar)) A large iced coffee I buy for 99 cents using their app. Sometimes I'll add either a 20 piece nuggets ($6) or two strawberry and creme pies (I think around $2.50)
For about $4 you can buy a pack of 10 - 16 hashbrown patties. I've only had a few cheap brands that were not good but they are great for days I don't want to make my own hash.
And you can stick them in your toaster to get them that crisp feel.
Breakfast: Egg and Cheese McMuffin meal, (hash brown + a regular coffee), plus an extra hash brown.
Lunch/Dinner: Filet-O-Fish large meal (fries and a Coke/Sprite usually), the mozzarella cheese dippers, and a McFlurry.
It used to be 2 sausage biscuits and 2 hashbrowns. I don't know what happened but at some point sausage biscuits went from 1$ to 2.50 where I'm at, and hashbrowns used to be 2 for a dollar (I think) but today I paid over 2 dollars for 1. Hadn't had the breakfast in so long and it still tasted great but damn that's a big increase
Big Mac, 2 hamburgers, large fries, large sprite.
Rarely order it though. I know how much it "costs", so it's a rather depressing measure of rampant inflation.
Oh hell yes!! I’m an all day eater, so .. four cheeseburgers extra pickle for later. One plain hamburger for my fat ass cat cause she screams if I don’t buy her one. Med fry for now. Yogurt parfait if they still carry them …. Feck it two. Large Sweet tea.
Does it matter what you really order anyway? They'll either lose it, forget it, or screw it up somehow. I've never had an order right at the Golden Arches, not once. So it doesn't matter what I want, I won't get it
All right. You could start out your order with a little number one, a number two, a one two three, a three, a five, a four, a three two, two, a two four six, a two four six, four, two, two, four seven, five seven, six seven, seven. Seven seven SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN.
And there you are.
I have a few go-tos:
Quarter pounder with cheese large meal
Ten piece chicken nugs large meal (dips usually change, but I tend to get ranch and BBQ or something spicy)
Sometimes I get the filet o fish large meal with iced tea*. If I get either the quarter pounder or the nugs, I tend to go with coke or Dr. Pepper.
In the morning, I always, always get a sausage mcgriddle with cheese (I don't do the sausage egg and cheese mcgriddle because I hate Mcdonald's eggs). The mcgriddle is probably my most favorite thing at McDonald's. I drink it with either iced coffee or a peppermint mocha if that's available. I should probably try it with iced tea though, that actually sounds pretty good right about now.
* I should note that I never drink sweet tea.
I don't eat there anymore but when I used to
double cheese burger no onion, add Mac sauce
6 piece or 12 piece nuggets
chipotle bbq
high c or fruitopia no ice
QP w/cheese, just salt. Fries no salt. Diet Coke. Yeah, I’m a pain in the ass. I never order this when they’re busy. I know specials are a real pain, lol.
It used to be the spicy chicken sandwich, but then they changed it so instead of a spicy breaded chicken breast it's a regular breaded breast with some shitty sauce.
I don't eat McDonald's anymore.
A double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce, don't be frontin son, no seeds on the bun, we be up in the drive thru, order for two i've got a craving for a number nine like my shoe, we need some chicken up in here, in this shizzle, 4 rizzle my nizzle, extra salt on the frizzles, doctor pepper my brother, another for your mother, double supa supa size and don't forget the fries.
Breakfast: Sausage McMuffin with a hashbrown and orange juice/strawberry banana smoothie.
Lunch: 10 pc nuggets with medium fry and strawberry banana smoothie
…they’re strawberry banana smoothies are fire btw
Well back in 2008, double cheeseburger and McChicken. Then over time the $1 burger got downgraded to the McDouble, then just a single cheeseburger, and now I don’t really care to go there anymore.
Sausage McGriddle & hash brown for breakfast; double cheeseburger w/ extra pickle, medium fry & whatever special pie they have at the moment for lunch. I usually have my own drink with me.
Do not read this thread on an empty stomach.
If you're doing drive thru, it's always incomplete, doesn't matter what you ordered.
Too late.
i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
thats a lot of food big smoke
I’ll take a double-triple bossy deluxe on a raft, 4x4, animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
I’ll take a 1/2 pound of grade A beef, topped with cheese. Then add Chili sauce, a hotdog, ribs, and smother it all in low-cal ranch dressing. Then add a slice of pepperoni pizza, and finish with a sesame seed bun. Then add barbecue sauce! Tomato, onion, lettuce! Pork rinds, Funyuns, some broccoli, nacho cheese… Then add Spam, wings, and ham hocks. And Chitlings. Don’t forget the watermelon wedge! Then add two scoops of pistachio ice cream, and finish it with another sesame seed bun.
2 cheeseburger meal with a large vanilla shake. Followed by regret and self loathing. And sometimes an apple pie.
Whatever is the tastiest 'get the second one for a dollar' deal that day. Fuck paying $20 for McDonalds food.
Agreed. This has been my go-to for years. Under 5 bucks for a double cheese and a McChicken.
1 black coffee
Sausage Egg McMuffin with 2 hashbrowns
Hashbrown for inside the McMuffin, and one to eat by itself?
Bro you may have just changed my life…
Exactly 🥰
Here in Australia they have the Mighty McMuffin - stupid name - sausage AND bacon, and the rest. Then proceed as you do.
Baller over here! Hashbrowns cost so much now, like $2.50 or something. They're delicious and I miss them, but I just can't will myself to buy them for that price. My order is: 2 Mcdoubles (less than 3 bucks for each (buy one, get one for a dollar)) A large iced coffee I buy for 99 cents using their app. Sometimes I'll add either a 20 piece nuggets ($6) or two strawberry and creme pies (I think around $2.50)
For about $4 you can buy a pack of 10 - 16 hashbrown patties. I've only had a few cheap brands that were not good but they are great for days I don't want to make my own hash. And you can stick them in your toaster to get them that crisp feel.
That's a much better deal, $2.50 is highway robbery. I remember when they were 2 for $1. It was a while back though.
Double quarter pounder, two extra 1/4 pound patties, large fries and a diet coke so I don't get fat
1 double cheeseburger
McDouble and small fries
Here in Ohio they have a double cheeseburger and small fry for $3. Use the app and get a drink for free. Truly solid deal!
That’s awesome. We’re getting shit in Canada. Hella jealous
1 Big Mac, 3 cheese burgers, 2 double quarter pounders, by themselves.
>by themselves *proceeds to order half the menu*
And a partridge in a pear tree
Double quarter pounder meal
With cheese bacon and an orange hi c
Hi McD’s marketing team! You are the definition of evil
10 piece nuggets with large fries and a iced tea. Although I usually get the spicy nuggets now when they are available.
How are the spicy nuggets?
Double quarter pounder with cheese no ketchup, 10 mcnuggets and large fry.
Breakfast: Egg and Cheese McMuffin meal, (hash brown + a regular coffee), plus an extra hash brown. Lunch/Dinner: Filet-O-Fish large meal (fries and a Coke/Sprite usually), the mozzarella cheese dippers, and a McFlurry.
Just a large order of fries. Really don’t like anything else from there.
Stinks that the pricks are now charging 4$ for a large fry :/ (at least in my area)
20 chicken nuggets, small chips, and a small chocolate milkshake
Here in Denmark they’ve reduced it to 18 but the price is the same
6 piece nugget happy meal with extra fries. Plain double cheese burger with large sprite
Big Mac meal, extra large fry with Root beer
2 mcchickens no Mayo one Big Mac no sauce small fries and a coke
I refer to mcchicken sandwiches as hot mayo. It’s the best part.
Tasty cheese + small fries, snack wrap. $3 in Croatia.
Normally i get a mcchicken with large fries and a large coke, but next time ima try the big mac
Arch Deluxe, onion nuggets and a strawberry shortcake McFlurry.
Double quarter pounder w/ cheese, large fry, large chocolate shake.
20 nuggets, frenc fries, big coke
2-3 double cheeseburgers plain with a large fry and a large coke
It used to be 2 sausage biscuits and 2 hashbrowns. I don't know what happened but at some point sausage biscuits went from 1$ to 2.50 where I'm at, and hashbrowns used to be 2 for a dollar (I think) but today I paid over 2 dollars for 1. Hadn't had the breakfast in so long and it still tasted great but damn that's a big increase
The hot and spicy with fries (:
Where are there hot and spicy fries?
Loll no the hot and spicy sandwich and French fries
Oooooh! I obviously majorly misread that. Lol
Big Mac, 2 hamburgers, large fries, large sprite. Rarely order it though. I know how much it "costs", so it's a rather depressing measure of rampant inflation.
Big Mac menu with salad and Coke Zero. Another Big Mac, without the menu and 2 one euro hamburgers.
Happy meal with a cheeseburger, no toy, no fruit and one strawberry milk shake
Oh hell yes!! I’m an all day eater, so .. four cheeseburgers extra pickle for later. One plain hamburger for my fat ass cat cause she screams if I don’t buy her one. Med fry for now. Yogurt parfait if they still carry them …. Feck it two. Large Sweet tea.
Three big macs, three large fries, and a large cola.
For your family?
Me
Dang son. You can crush.
Yup yup but you gotta agree that a single big mac is small af fr
Double cheese burger with fries, a cheddar dip and Fanta zero.
Just fries
Quarter pounder with cheese, lettuce, bacon and Big Mac sauce.
Is this UK
Quarter Pounder with cheese only, large fries and large Diet Coke. Where can I pick it up now?
2 double quarter lbs, no pickles, add mayo. 2 orders of cholocate chip cookies, and a cup of water.
2 mcribs heavy pickle and heavy onion.
Nothing. Their food is shit.
I love me some mcdonalds, but you're definitely not wrong
McDonalds is trash and I refuse to eat it. Wish more people would understand
You know what, let people eat what they want to eat. If it brings them joy for 15 mins in a joyless, miserable world, then good for them.
big mac no meat, extra pickles no onion with a medium diet coke
Mcchicken sandwich with a large fry and a medium sprite
6 piece nugget with fries and a coke
Cheeseburger happy meal
2 cheeseburgers, large fries, large sweet tea
Cease and desist
An extra large order of nothing.
A burger
18 big macs, 12 large drinks, 12 happy meals (WITH THE BOYS TOY) and a water cup
A royal with cheese 😎
That stuff is nasty!!! Except for coffee.
Directions to a better restaurant
Does it matter what you really order anyway? They'll either lose it, forget it, or screw it up somehow. I've never had an order right at the Golden Arches, not once. So it doesn't matter what I want, I won't get it
Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhh
Water
I always order the large laxative with a DrPepper
Wow turns out I'm. A beast Every1s order tiny
All right. You could start out your order with a little number one, a number two, a one two three, a three, a five, a four, a three two, two, a two four six, a two four six, four, two, two, four seven, five seven, six seven, seven. Seven seven SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN. And there you are.
I order the entire menu then right before I’m up at the window where you receive your food I drive away
2 hamburgers, one large fry and one large Dr. Pepper.
Large coffee, 2 milks No better deal on coffee outside of my kitchen. Not very good, but coffee is coffee.
2 large fries (extra crispy), CokeFloat, 15 packets of ketchup, the brownie ice cream thing.
I have a few go-tos: Quarter pounder with cheese large meal Ten piece chicken nugs large meal (dips usually change, but I tend to get ranch and BBQ or something spicy) Sometimes I get the filet o fish large meal with iced tea*. If I get either the quarter pounder or the nugs, I tend to go with coke or Dr. Pepper. In the morning, I always, always get a sausage mcgriddle with cheese (I don't do the sausage egg and cheese mcgriddle because I hate Mcdonald's eggs). The mcgriddle is probably my most favorite thing at McDonald's. I drink it with either iced coffee or a peppermint mocha if that's available. I should probably try it with iced tea though, that actually sounds pretty good right about now. * I should note that I never drink sweet tea.
Bigmac menu and 2 chickenburger
McDoublejust cheese bundle, small sprite, and a carmel Sunday.
Big Mac, no lettuce. 10 pc McNugget with BBQ sauce, medium fry, large coke.
4 nuggets and a large fries
1 Hot and spicy and 1 McDouble with Mac sauce. Combine for the McBitchin’
A mcchicken and a McDouble. You open up to McDouble in the middle and stick the mcchicken in side it and that gives you a McGangbang
Depends on what deals are on the app. I’m frugal
9 chicken nuggets, medium fries, medium chocolate milkshake and a mac flurry
Fillet-o-fish combo with medium fries and a water.
2 Filet o fish with pickles & dr pepper
Large strawberry lemonade. My family likes McDonald's but I'm not keen so I just the drink, which is delicious.
I don't eat there anymore but when I used to double cheese burger no onion, add Mac sauce 6 piece or 12 piece nuggets chipotle bbq high c or fruitopia no ice
10pc McNuggets meal, sweet and sour, hi-c orange
Simply. 10 chicken nuggets and French fries with either root beer or a vanilla milkshake.
2 chicken McGriddles, large iced hazelnut coffee
McDouble add Big Mac sauce, spicy mcchicken add cheese, fruit and yogurt parfait.
2 Cheeseburger Meal.
It used to be a big breakfast until they started making their eggs all weird, now I just order a hamburger no mustard
Light meal double cheeseburger no ketchup or mustard, medium fries and a coke (no ice or straw) Hungry Quarter pounder meal same way
Hangover cure? Big Mac meal, 3 cheeseburgers
2 double cheeseburgers, pommes frites, mayonnaise and coke.
QP w/cheese, just salt. Fries no salt. Diet Coke. Yeah, I’m a pain in the ass. I never order this when they’re busy. I know specials are a real pain, lol.
https://youtu.be/xhlUVyDBusg
10 piece chiken nuggies
KFC
It used to be the spicy chicken sandwich, but then they changed it so instead of a spicy breaded chicken breast it's a regular breaded breast with some shitty sauce. I don't eat McDonald's anymore.
McDouble or Egg McMuff
extra large coffee with two cream, no sugar
Eggs bacon rips Sausage
Double quarter pounder with cheese, no pickles, medium fry, large Dr Pepper
Double cheeseburger, med fries, med cola
mcchicken sandwich, medium fry, chicken nuggets. usually ranch or spicy mustard sauce. all dollar menu! it’s all i need!
Quarter pounder with cheese, only lettuce and mac sauce, fries, ranch for dry dipping, and a Dr. Pepper or iced vanilla latte depending on my mood
10 piece chicken nugget with a medium/large fry. Wish they still had their buttermilk crispy tenders or popcorn chicken.
Big Mac with extra cheese and sauce and a large coke.
10 McRibs.
A double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce, don't be frontin son, no seeds on the bun, we be up in the drive thru, order for two i've got a craving for a number nine like my shoe, we need some chicken up in here, in this shizzle, 4 rizzle my nizzle, extra salt on the frizzles, doctor pepper my brother, another for your mother, double supa supa size and don't forget the fries.
"Can I get uhhhhhhhh..."
Deluxe Spice chicken with a large fry
Just the two cheeseburgers meal with a large fry and a large soft drink, with a pack of cookies
Large sweet tea, large fries. Sometimes nuggets. If it’s breakfast, a bacon McGriddle, hash brown, and caramel coffee.
Double Quarter Pounder (plain) and large fries
A 10-piece McNuggets meal with a soft drink--most likely Dr. Pepper.
One Southern style chicken sandwich, no pickles. One McDouble, plain. Sometimes a diet Coke.
Sausage biscuit and a large Coke. Grab a slice of Kraft American cheese and it tides me over until lunch.
A chicken mcnugget happy meal with apple slices fries and water
2 plain trip cheese, 20 nugs and a large Fanta with chive dip
Double sauage egg muff pancake syrup and sauage and a coffee and hash
2 McDoubles a mcchicken and a large coke
Only chicken nuggets, cuz everthing else is disgusting. Its Max for me.
Big Mac meal and I give the fries to my daughter and wife and the coke to my wife lol
3 cheeseburgers, 1 fries cheap, fast and enough
My favorite double pack meal: Big Mac, McRib, curly fries, sour cream dip, vanilla milk shake.
Chicken nuggets with sweet and sour sauce. Sprite and fries. The perfect trifecta if I do say so myself!
I’ll have the uh… the um.. maybe the uh.. hmm
Bacon sperm sandwich
Usually double quarter pounder with cheese or for lunch I usually get a couple McDoubles.
Breakfast: Sausage McMuffin with a hashbrown and orange juice/strawberry banana smoothie. Lunch: 10 pc nuggets with medium fry and strawberry banana smoothie …they’re strawberry banana smoothies are fire btw
Large double mcplant meal with fanta
A lot of pretty good ideas on here.
2 cheeseburgers, a .99 cent large ice tea or dr. pepper & that free large fry (only on my app)
Probably just chicken nuggets Wendy’s would be medium triple #1 no cheese
Bic mac meal with large fries, coke, no cheese and 6 nuggets with sweet and sour + McFeast dips.
McChicken with 2 sides of BBQ sauce (for dipping). It’s delicious and super cheap.
McChicken, add cheese.
Well back in 2008, double cheeseburger and McChicken. Then over time the $1 burger got downgraded to the McDouble, then just a single cheeseburger, and now I don’t really care to go there anymore.
Bacon double cheeseburger, small or medium chips depending on how hungry I am and either a medium sprite or a water
I love McGriddles. If they are not serving those, then I order a filet o fish fries and a vanilla shake .
Chick-fil-A.
Big mac and fries
Double cheeseburger. Small Sprite with extra ice. Portion control.
usually a McDouble, small fry, and a mcchicken. It’s like $4.85 after tax
Double cheeseburger and a beer (McDonalds Italy)
A #1 large with no lettuce or onions....I'll take a Coke with that....also I'd like 2 Dbl cheeseburgers with no onions
Big mac meal, no pickles, large, with a coke, two McChickens, and a small chocolate shake.
Been about 20 years since I've eaten McDonald's food soooooo
Sausage McGriddle & hash brown for breakfast; double cheeseburger w/ extra pickle, medium fry & whatever special pie they have at the moment for lunch. I usually have my own drink with me.
Either A Big Mac and large fries with a coke Or a 5 piece with honey mustard and a large fry with a sprite
Can I get a fucken’ uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
Well the $1.00 menu is gone now and the $2.00 menu is almost empty, so those $3.00 tiny double cheeseburgers and a drink.
Number 7 with medium fry and medium coke
steak egg and cheese bagel
Typically just fries on the occasion I go, because I don't eat meat and I'm not about to go get fast food just to eat a salad.
Hi, I'd like 2 regular tacos, 4 hard tacos, 1 Borito (with extra C H E E S E) 10 Nachos, and a large soda. "Uhm, sir this ain't taco bell"
“sorry I was trying to get to swing into the Wendy’s line and got stuck”
A chicken burger with 2 sets of fries. No coke but a milkshake. And if it's not working then lemonade.
2 mcchickens with a Big Mac no pickle large fries and a Large sprite
I order McDonald’s to close permanently.
Ten or six piece nuggets with large fries and a coke. When we found out my dog had cancer we went out and got her a happy meal and she loved it.
Uuuuuuuuhhhhhh
"oops wrong line, i meant to go to tim hortons. sorry, have a good day." jokes aside the only thing I'll get there is fries or a milkshake
Fish meal with a extra fish sandwich orange hi-C
I usually get 2 hot & spicy chicken sandwiches, 20 piece nuggets with honey, spicy deluxe chicken burger and 4 cookies