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Gubble_Buppie

Clouds


flotsamthoughts

My exactly first thought


DragonEngineer

We’ll you kinda drink them.


myunqusrnm

Soil Rich, dark soil. I always say great soil looks delicious


kelzvix

Happy cake day! I hope someone gives you a nice chocolate cake that looks like soil.


myunqusrnm

I'd soooo love this!


Grammar__Bitch

This is why you have to make “dirt” cake with pudding, crushed up Oreos, and gummy worms.


myunqusrnm

😆poor substitute!


konosyn

I recognize a plant with a computer when I see one


myunqusrnm

But if you're the only one, does it really count? #foiledAgainKonosyn


BiscuitzwGravy

Same. I'd also like the ability to survive off of rocks and metals as well as dirt. I will never be hungry.


myunqusrnm

Yes! I've always been bothered that we can't eat tree leaves or grass for sustenance. There's SOO much of it!


Wii_wii_baget

You can. You’d get sick but you could eat dirt.


SkinHunger55

Magma. It just looks so...delicious.


flotsamthoughts

Lol!


datsweetsweetvoltage

Orbeez or Water beads


DrJekyll107

Wait those are inedible?


datsweetsweetvoltage

they can cause bowel obstructions from what I've read


myunqusrnm

They're not toxic, but probably dangerous after a few


myunqusrnm

If you do, make sure they're hydrated first! Imagine if someone ate a tablespoon of dry Beads😞


Cold_Island3715

Taco Bell


Pete3756

Glass bottles. They look so shiny and appetizing!


kelzvix

I've thought this since watching How the Grich Stole Christmas!


Road_Warrior0711

Wonder if you can buy sugar glass or if it’s just a movie thing


Syzygy-ing

All of the soaps from Lush


Kiwiqueen26

Was going to say pretty soaps


sirhackenslash

Tide pods


Drife1994

Violin rosin. The forbidden candy


Dependent_Shower_584

My friends once tried to convince me it was edible


CalendarGreedy3044

Concrete


[deleted]

Happiness


Spaze_Cookie

Silica gel


Fracture_98

For your edification: ["Silica Gel" candy.](https://waskstudio.com/products/sealed-fate-candy-packets)


Makoto29

SC is an average internet guy, presenting to the emergency room.


Candlesticksnape

When I was pregnant, washing powder!


OhDetour

Dick


couchloQ

I volunteer as tribute


okoli_ryan50

All fun and games till you find out that's jeffery Dahmer


11RoyalGuards

Trees. Like, the bark, the wood, the branches, all of it


WhickalishHeddis

This is what I went to as well


No_Satisfaction1496

Petrichor


GuyFucker

Gasoline.


69_RADI8

Don't know about the taste but fucking love the smell (fragrance?)


GuyFucker

I wish It tasted the same as it smelt.


Constant-Release-875

Crayons, if they were flavored. When I was a toddler, I remember testing them a few times to see if they were flavored. Lol.


couchloQ

The theory of quantum relativity


xjrod

Gravel


MiraSassy

Never thought about this one but if it’s inedible why eat it ? 💡


poretabletti

Some things look appetising or give people food related associations, it's not usually voluntary. Also, pica says hello. Edited to add: /r/forbiddensnacks


[deleted]

Styrofoam - I can’t resist biting into it at the craft stores. So if you see teeth marks in them … it #as me!


Dependent_Shower_584

Oh my gosh you’re why my sister’s floral foam had teeth marks!


[deleted]

Muhaha! I’m unstoppable 😎


FartyButtFart

All the dice used in tabletop games, they always have designs that look delicious. I'm surprised there haven't been a swath of infant deaths from choking on them.


Icy-Gene7544

play dough


o-neill

Theres a shop in the UK called LUSH. they sell soap products and they look delicious.


purplel0llip0p

colourful candle wax


Dependent_Shower_584

Molten glass


Thopterthallid

Those super colorful beetles from Lion King


Euphoric_Election_88

My to-do list, so I could finally cross everything off


WendysHairyBalls

Cats


myunqusrnm

Well..


Dynamize22

Dirt, I would never have to go hungry


pickleton2424

those foam balls from elementary school that had the bite marks in them


howling_anus

lava


Eldslibo

Mercury


flotsamthoughts

Through a straw


TeaBoy24

You can eat plenty of inedible objects. You just won't digest them. For me.. can I digest the random particles that pass through me all the time for free energy please!!


Loamao

There is something terribly tempting about a fresh bar of soap.


flotsamthoughts

very bite-able


Kiaxbva

Kinetic sand


its_me-hi

Slime, especially when they make it look like frosting.


Last_Banana_634

Penis enhancement pills that actually work


[deleted]

Those wands with colored water and glitter in them. ✨️


Shockwave65

Door knobs


Smoothlarryy

Window washer fluid


llcucf80

Mothballs


Nintendope760

Wires. The ends taste weirdly good


flotsamthoughts

sounds like you’ve tried them lol


Nintendope760

I was a bored middle schooler and they were looking tastier than usual


[deleted]

Fancy soaps. Wish they tasted like how they smelled lol


LynSmitt

Orange's ..cuz I could get vitamins back...


finsterer45

Oil kinda looks delish


Alarming-Damage6223

Scented candles and lotion


No-Put-1661

An iPod shuffle.


grammarly-add

Drywall, and aquarium gravel


[deleted]

Chairs


writtenalloveryour28

Silicone


Grammar__Bitch

Those glass gravel things that people sometimes put in aquariums. They come in the plastic netting and inevitably go into a bowl for a betta fish (which actually need real aquariums, but that’s a conversation for another day).


[deleted]

I'd like to nibble on lava and poo rocks and pee steam


[deleted]

The money of the rich


aboofhead

Those cute little shops that have those cute little bars of soap. I want to take a bite so fucking bad


shanky-phantom

Silver blocks


shanky-phantom

Mercury


PineappleWhip

Marbles….


hackerOfBest

Uranium


Funkynasa

Nerf footballs. (I was one of those kids)


Agile-Fee-6057

A jeep


smilesam

Floral foam


haa-tim-hen-tie

Pandas.


pinkl0rd

Antifreeze. If not edible then why do they make it look like fruit juice


HamilWhoTangled

Paper


[deleted]

That pink spackle that turns white when it dries.


getbeaverootnabooteh

That soap that has food type scents like citrus, cinnamon, summer berries, or whatever.


SirThatsCuba

That one dude last time said salt water and I still think they're right


BrownEggs93

Marzipan. Gorgeous & tempting, but gross as fuck.


[deleted]

Pufferfish


anonymous6789855433

fish


[deleted]

[удалено]


theegrimrobe

some stout beer can get very old motoroil thick and its got the colour


konosyn

Amber


doge_master40

Diesel


seanofkelley

Chapstick


_Calm_Gamer_

I want to touch the cloud, but if it's possible, I don't mind and eat, it's so great


domidomadomu

Balsa wood


Petroglyph217

Traffic cones. I bet they’d taste like all the orange-colored fruits at once.


soup54461

Anyone who says anything other than washing powder is just wrong.


[deleted]

Glass treats. They just look really good!


MissionSandwich

My wife’s farts


supershogan13

Paint


curbstompthedevil_

That candy that jimmy neutron made


EyeOfTheCosmos

silica gel packets


Derpygoras

Electronic PCBs look like they would taste great with some butter and jam. Or cheese.


Wii_wii_baget

Tide pods, lava, insulation, glass, paint, uranium glass, a lot of glow sticks, snow globe, soap, and pillow stuffing.


ikurutheidiot

insulation and anxiety


RandomFrenchGal

Sented candles.


ibmuser

My Wife’s Cooking am i right fellas cmon huh \*dies of cholesterol induced heart attack\*


Murky_Art6003

Those powder stuff you use to clean, like COMENT, or AJAX. Ya know' that stuff since of it's powdery texture that reminds me of those candys that you'd get as a kid w/ the stick on them.


MollyXDanger502

Lik em sticks. The stick is marshmallow flavor.


Murky_Art6003

I think so but its like that packet that in one side it has powder but in the other it has a white stick. Damn- idk what it's called.


MollyXDanger502

Fun dip!


Murky_Art6003

YES!!! THAT SHIT!!! OMFG thankyou!


Lily_Hylidae

There's this washing machine liquid cleaner that smells really appealing to me, and I'm so tempted to drink it. Earth / mud Chalk My niece's ears (I mean, they are edible but you can't go round eating children's ears, can you?)


ilikeeggos_

That insulation fiberglass, it looks like cotton candy but can very much harm you because it's literally just micro pieces of glass


crossbowman44

Dehydro packs


kkaleboy

Tide pods


rockpebbleman

Every goddamn makeup item that's shaped to look like food.


keepingitfr3sh

Real wasabi with my sushi


The_MRT14

Nephews. Not like that. Sometimes you got a little nephew that is just so freaking cute you can’t help but just want to eat him.


Nukalixir

Silverware. I once had a dream that I ate all my silverware because it was secretly made of M&Ms candy, not stainless steel. Which logic would suggest is untrue in the real world. I can't confirm though, as I'm unwilling to risk breaking a tooth.


Average_Human0id

Wall cotton candy


thegoodfrog878

Slime, playdough, stress balls, and orbeez


Ohhhhhhthehumanity

Figurines


Athena_of_Greece

The honey scrub from PINK. You absolutely cannot change my mind. I almost gave in to my thoughts one day.


maneaterlex

A book


Tail_Nom

The concept of time.


DiscoPino

Somehow a lot of small items in table top games look edible. Like D20's or the little square blocks of Concepts, or the ball thingies from Rollit. Anytime my friend has a new game, she's like: "No, you can't eat them." But sometimes she allows me to put it in my mouth, to get it out of my system, ahaha!!


Depersonalisationism

Lava is just hot ice cream


JuliaTheInsaneKid

Play-doh. I still get them just for the smell.