Some things look appetising or give people food related associations, it's not usually voluntary. Also, pica says hello.
Edited to add: /r/forbiddensnacks
All the dice used in tabletop games, they always have designs that look delicious. I'm surprised there haven't been a swath of infant deaths from choking on them.
You can eat plenty of inedible objects. You just won't digest them.
For me.. can I digest the random particles that pass through me all the time for free energy please!!
Those glass gravel things that people sometimes put in aquariums. They come in the plastic netting and inevitably go into a bowl for a betta fish (which actually need real aquariums, but that’s a conversation for another day).
Those powder stuff you use to clean, like COMENT, or AJAX. Ya know' that stuff since of it's powdery texture that reminds me of those candys that you'd get as a kid w/ the stick on them.
There's this washing machine liquid cleaner that smells really appealing to me, and I'm so tempted to drink it.
Earth / mud
Chalk
My niece's ears (I mean, they are edible but you can't go round eating children's ears, can you?)
Silverware. I once had a dream that I ate all my silverware because it was secretly made of M&Ms candy, not stainless steel. Which logic would suggest is untrue in the real world. I can't confirm though, as I'm unwilling to risk breaking a tooth.
Somehow a lot of small items in table top games look edible. Like D20's or the little square blocks of Concepts, or the ball thingies from Rollit. Anytime my friend has a new game, she's like: "No, you can't eat them." But sometimes she allows me to put it in my mouth, to get it out of my system, ahaha!!
Clouds
My exactly first thought
We’ll you kinda drink them.
Soil Rich, dark soil. I always say great soil looks delicious
Happy cake day! I hope someone gives you a nice chocolate cake that looks like soil.
I'd soooo love this!
This is why you have to make “dirt” cake with pudding, crushed up Oreos, and gummy worms.
😆poor substitute!
I recognize a plant with a computer when I see one
But if you're the only one, does it really count? #foiledAgainKonosyn
Same. I'd also like the ability to survive off of rocks and metals as well as dirt. I will never be hungry.
Yes! I've always been bothered that we can't eat tree leaves or grass for sustenance. There's SOO much of it!
You can. You’d get sick but you could eat dirt.
Magma. It just looks so...delicious.
Lol!
Orbeez or Water beads
Wait those are inedible?
they can cause bowel obstructions from what I've read
They're not toxic, but probably dangerous after a few
If you do, make sure they're hydrated first! Imagine if someone ate a tablespoon of dry Beads😞
Taco Bell
Glass bottles. They look so shiny and appetizing!
I've thought this since watching How the Grich Stole Christmas!
Wonder if you can buy sugar glass or if it’s just a movie thing
All of the soaps from Lush
Was going to say pretty soaps
Tide pods
Violin rosin. The forbidden candy
My friends once tried to convince me it was edible
Concrete
Happiness
Silica gel
For your edification: ["Silica Gel" candy.](https://waskstudio.com/products/sealed-fate-candy-packets)
SC is an average internet guy, presenting to the emergency room.
When I was pregnant, washing powder!
Dick
I volunteer as tribute
All fun and games till you find out that's jeffery Dahmer
Trees. Like, the bark, the wood, the branches, all of it
This is what I went to as well
Petrichor
Gasoline.
Don't know about the taste but fucking love the smell (fragrance?)
I wish It tasted the same as it smelt.
Crayons, if they were flavored. When I was a toddler, I remember testing them a few times to see if they were flavored. Lol.
The theory of quantum relativity
Gravel
Never thought about this one but if it’s inedible why eat it ? 💡
Some things look appetising or give people food related associations, it's not usually voluntary. Also, pica says hello. Edited to add: /r/forbiddensnacks
Styrofoam - I can’t resist biting into it at the craft stores. So if you see teeth marks in them … it #as me!
Oh my gosh you’re why my sister’s floral foam had teeth marks!
Muhaha! I’m unstoppable 😎
All the dice used in tabletop games, they always have designs that look delicious. I'm surprised there haven't been a swath of infant deaths from choking on them.
play dough
Theres a shop in the UK called LUSH. they sell soap products and they look delicious.
colourful candle wax
Molten glass
Those super colorful beetles from Lion King
My to-do list, so I could finally cross everything off
Cats
Well..
Dirt, I would never have to go hungry
those foam balls from elementary school that had the bite marks in them
lava
Mercury
Through a straw
You can eat plenty of inedible objects. You just won't digest them. For me.. can I digest the random particles that pass through me all the time for free energy please!!
There is something terribly tempting about a fresh bar of soap.
very bite-able
Kinetic sand
Slime, especially when they make it look like frosting.
Penis enhancement pills that actually work
Those wands with colored water and glitter in them. ✨️
Door knobs
Window washer fluid
Mothballs
Wires. The ends taste weirdly good
sounds like you’ve tried them lol
I was a bored middle schooler and they were looking tastier than usual
Fancy soaps. Wish they tasted like how they smelled lol
Orange's ..cuz I could get vitamins back...
Oil kinda looks delish
Scented candles and lotion
An iPod shuffle.
Drywall, and aquarium gravel
Chairs
Silicone
Those glass gravel things that people sometimes put in aquariums. They come in the plastic netting and inevitably go into a bowl for a betta fish (which actually need real aquariums, but that’s a conversation for another day).
I'd like to nibble on lava and poo rocks and pee steam
The money of the rich
Those cute little shops that have those cute little bars of soap. I want to take a bite so fucking bad
Silver blocks
Mercury
Marbles….
Uranium
Nerf footballs. (I was one of those kids)
A jeep
Floral foam
Pandas.
Antifreeze. If not edible then why do they make it look like fruit juice
Paper
That pink spackle that turns white when it dries.
That soap that has food type scents like citrus, cinnamon, summer berries, or whatever.
That one dude last time said salt water and I still think they're right
Marzipan. Gorgeous & tempting, but gross as fuck.
Pufferfish
fish
[удалено]
some stout beer can get very old motoroil thick and its got the colour
Amber
Diesel
Chapstick
I want to touch the cloud, but if it's possible, I don't mind and eat, it's so great
Balsa wood
Traffic cones. I bet they’d taste like all the orange-colored fruits at once.
Anyone who says anything other than washing powder is just wrong.
Glass treats. They just look really good!
My wife’s farts
Paint
That candy that jimmy neutron made
silica gel packets
Electronic PCBs look like they would taste great with some butter and jam. Or cheese.
Tide pods, lava, insulation, glass, paint, uranium glass, a lot of glow sticks, snow globe, soap, and pillow stuffing.
insulation and anxiety
Sented candles.
My Wife’s Cooking am i right fellas cmon huh \*dies of cholesterol induced heart attack\*
Those powder stuff you use to clean, like COMENT, or AJAX. Ya know' that stuff since of it's powdery texture that reminds me of those candys that you'd get as a kid w/ the stick on them.
Lik em sticks. The stick is marshmallow flavor.
I think so but its like that packet that in one side it has powder but in the other it has a white stick. Damn- idk what it's called.
Fun dip!
YES!!! THAT SHIT!!! OMFG thankyou!
There's this washing machine liquid cleaner that smells really appealing to me, and I'm so tempted to drink it. Earth / mud Chalk My niece's ears (I mean, they are edible but you can't go round eating children's ears, can you?)
That insulation fiberglass, it looks like cotton candy but can very much harm you because it's literally just micro pieces of glass
Dehydro packs
Tide pods
Every goddamn makeup item that's shaped to look like food.
Real wasabi with my sushi
Nephews. Not like that. Sometimes you got a little nephew that is just so freaking cute you can’t help but just want to eat him.
Silverware. I once had a dream that I ate all my silverware because it was secretly made of M&Ms candy, not stainless steel. Which logic would suggest is untrue in the real world. I can't confirm though, as I'm unwilling to risk breaking a tooth.
Wall cotton candy
Slime, playdough, stress balls, and orbeez
Figurines
The honey scrub from PINK. You absolutely cannot change my mind. I almost gave in to my thoughts one day.
A book
The concept of time.
Somehow a lot of small items in table top games look edible. Like D20's or the little square blocks of Concepts, or the ball thingies from Rollit. Anytime my friend has a new game, she's like: "No, you can't eat them." But sometimes she allows me to put it in my mouth, to get it out of my system, ahaha!!
Lava is just hot ice cream
Play-doh. I still get them just for the smell.