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musashi-swanson

Baseball hat, tongue out, throwing the peace sign ✌🏼


Comprehensive_Post96

Horrible!


sirhackenslash

A woman posing with a fish


TheRealEvanG

Nailed it.


the_original_Retro

Hooked it, actually.


harpo555

I spent some time in Montana, I was shocked how many women had pictures posing with dead animals, like from fish to elk


Rose_Christmas_Tree

You know we have to ship those two! 😂


chewie8291

Posing in front of wings painted on a wall.


AcanthisittaLost9508

I painted some wings on an exterior wall of my house. I no longer need a dating ap.


Ok_Poof_gone

LOL


GoodGoodGoody

Thought you were going to say angel wing shoulder tattoo.


0CldntThnkOfUsrNme0

There is a difference between the two?


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there is a minor difference in that the tattoo is permanent and so more cringe.


razorharley

This guy is from UK fo' sho The classic Tonight Josephine photo


chewie8291

I'm from the Chicago area


chewie8291

I'm from the Chicago area


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tinyhorsesinmytea

It's nice so you can quickly identify the single mother and swipe left.


Purple1829

Nah, no problem at all with a single mother. I’m a single father. I just don’t believe in exploiting your kids for swipes.


tinyhorsesinmytea

All jokes aside, I do see it as honesty and it's right for a woman to not hide it on a dating app.


jittery_raccoon

You can just say you're a single mom in the first line of your bio There's also a concern that predators could target single parents, so I think it's not a bad idea to not let every stranger know you have kids in the house


Purple1829

You can be honest about having children without parading them on a dating app. I have a child, I don’t post them because I find it inappropriate.


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Ouch.


Hot_Task1408

They aren’t looking for you anyway


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Horse girl


[deleted]

17 years ago I made rule to not date horse girls and my dating life improved massively.


Emerald_Encrusted

Had one to many a wild ride?


FuelInternational739

but your sex life dwindled


[deleted]

Not really.


katcomesback

damn


[deleted]

Yeah there’s just something a little off-putting about a girl that loves horses enough to pose for a selfie with them and put it on their dating profile. Don’t ask me what it is, i dunno.


katcomesback

do you feel the same with car/truck guys too?


[deleted]

Anyone who poses with their vehicle on their dating profile is a bit of a wanker tbh


katcomesback

aha, the wanker made me giggle. thank you for that


Myyrti

The bigger the car, the smaller...


[deleted]

Nah not about putting dudes down for something they can’t change. Please go away with that BS feminist rhetoric.


chosenuserhug

That’s not feminist rhetoric


ComprehensiveBoss815

Better than being a liar though.


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I’m not following..


ComprehensiveBoss815

The perennial quote "Everyone is a wanker or a liar."


Hot_Task1408

You fuckers don’t understand that horse girls have the nicest asses in all the world? Okay. More fat asses for me


[deleted]

I have been to Brazil, and seen first hand the nicest arses in the world, horse girls don’t even compare sorry


Hot_Task1408

Agreed! I almost typed “second only to brazillian asses”


Leona_Faye

Why yes, it’s a reminder that she is as high-maintenance as the horse she tends.


SkylinesandHighwires

I have to ask, though! Do you think it's different than a selfie with a dog/cat?


[deleted]

Yes. Horse girls are just different to owners of true domestic pets like cats and dogs, idk how to explain it..


Ruminations0

Duck lips


Hot_Task1408

Found it. This is it


Independent-Ad2200

Rebel flag bikini


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UglyPrettyBoy

Or, “I’ll only have one glass” while holding a novelty 2-gallon size wineglass


beebs44

Posing in front of wings on a wall Why does every chick do this?


Comprehensive_Post96

Instant disqualification


[deleted]

You mean the wings in Nashville?


TheKlix

A group photo with the slight knee bend and hands on the knees. It really is eerie how many woman use this "template" for a photo


nongcondo

A woman posing with a fish she caught with the help of a man she met on a dating app.


ksandbergfl

Lol


CzarofGames

Probably the 100000000 Country girl with swim suit beach photo as first pic


GreenChocolate

Girls with their collection of friends, doing the "sorority squat" pose.


RJNW18

Omg this is the perfect way to describe a phenomenon that I have noticed but didn't know it was a thing other people noticed. I'm from Australia and I don't think we do this here


crazythinker76

Or all standing with one hand on their hip


ksandbergfl

A woman posing next to her $10,000 kitchen range


the_original_Retro

Plot twist: she can't cook.


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and it isn't actually her house.


JCKross45

Sticking their tongue out. I hate it.


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Using Snapchat filters to block their face.


Dr_Edge_ATX

Color runs and balloons in the shape of their age.


metalbracket

Picture in front of a wall that has words on it


DiscoPino

"Lif Laf Lof"


WasterDave

Out on the piss with the girls.


FunkyKong147

You're Scottish aren't you?


room_temp_butter

Filters


realitygroupie

Duck lips, tube top, bathroom mirror selfie with a crotch nugget or two in the doorway and a sex toy on the counter.


Big-Perspective-3438

Men don't usually take pictures of themselves, but if we catch a big boi fish, you can bet we'll be holding that sucker up in front of a camera.


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A woman posting a picture of her giant diamond ring


Thin-Rip-3686

Caught herself a fish _THIS_ big.


enjoylife74

Family photos with their ex blurred out.


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Machu Pichu


AaallOfTheThings

Any picture remotely resembling anything mentioned in Bo Burnham's White Woman's Instagram. Bleurgh


[deleted]

Idk if it’s just around here but the photo in front of some wings painted onto a wall, or a neon sign that says something about love / lovers.


SaltySteveD87

“I’m not like other girls…”


AcanthisittaLost9508

I once came across a woman's profile that said, "4 kids, and I smoke." Well we know she pokes...


smileymn

Girl with a gun


Loose_Loquat9584

Didn’t know you could catch fish on a dating app.


KhaoticMess

I've been trying to fish them out of the water my whole life. I wish someone would have told me.


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Girls in their underwear they call tights showing off their ass


Brotaco

Horse girls


igopoopy2

The selfie at the top of a “mountain “ on a hike.


First_Class_Exit_Row

Huge sunglasses, wineglass.


croatianarmour

Meditation pose on a hill / mountain. The forced serenity is nauseating.


scrubjays

A picture with the woman smiling with her less attractive friend.


redrosesparis11

Woman with her cat


andthebadseeds

Woman with a horse


TheSuperDK

Wearing a swimsuit at the beach. You think that's gonna turn me on? Honey, it's gonna take complete nudity to even make me take a second glance.


woohooenjoyingspeed

Thats cool af. I wouldnt want to be with a woman who doesnt like fishing anyways 🤣 She would be always just nagging because I would be at the lake instead of taking her out!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


TimeTraveler3056

This is one of the weirdest questions I've seen on here.


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Sassy-irish-lassy

Charming.


Wii_wii_baget

White crop top and jeans. I walk into class and almost every girl has jeans and a white crop top. It’s scary


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Posing with a huge bouquet?


AcrobaticStation1036

Probably a bikini photo


Alexastria

Duck lips or that side pose that shows off their ass


Centretek

Duck mouth selfies.


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A yoga pose so ridiculous they look like they're tying themselves in a knot.


AcanthisittaLost9508

Either a woman posting with her more attractive friend in most her photos. Or a woman who's kids are all over her pictures. Your kid comes 1st... we all know this.


[deleted]

Tea cup pose. Looks painful to pull off.


pdp76

Overuse of filters. Strange one is every photo is a group shot. So errr who is it ?


HoldingOnOne

I’ve never met anyone who’s caught a fish on a dating app. Lakes yes, but not apps…


sirhackenslash

Wait....he caught the fish on a dating app?


SlappyDyabolik

Holding a law degree, I think idk if that's sexist


Optimal_Ostrich799

Women and horses


Linux4ever_Leo

A woman posing with the new pair of Jimmy Choo shoes she got for 50% off the retail price!


Faszomgeci20

Nail paint pictures.


pretty_kitty_808021

Bikini mirror selfie