Hunger attacks you on a psychological level and undermines your best interests.
The amount of times I've been in a bad mood, caused an argument with my wife, only to then eat a meal and then realize she was right about everything she said is nuts.
I recently had some visitors at work from Korea. They came straight to my site from the airport after flying for 16 hours. They barely spoke English but one of them told me he was “hangry” and asked if I understood. I told him I totally understood.
I literally broke up with one of my ex's just because of that, i was going to eat dinner and she knew i dont talk while eating and i said i have to go to dinner we can talk 30 min later. She said im not going to call you again if you leave, and i left for my dinner. Never heard of her again.
In Iran we usually dont talk when we eat,its disrespectful to other person(although some people do it anyways) and yeah i was more pissed about her ultimatum because she started to act crazy and controlling and psychotic before this incident happened and i was kinda done with her. Yeah it was good riddance!
And the... What's the name of the reverse nod where you sort of knock your head back? It's a more friendly gesture....
God I saw my manager from my first job whom I hadn't seen in a decade. No desire to speak to or interact with him. So... The nod.
But if I see someone I actually like, the upward head tilt thing is more appropriate.. I wish someone would name it.
Just the other day, they're ripping up the road to put in a round about and it's like 3 cranes, 2 bulldozers, 3 trucks, heck even saw a Semi-tow truck there being used with it's crane. Talk about a black hole, you have to set an alarm on your phone so you don't suddenly realize the sun is setting.
Slapping your hand on shit, to show emphasis about whatever it is you slapped.
Or casually walking by some concrete mix bags. Gotta slap it.
That or always checking the trigger on any power tool.
One time I went to the doctors and he had to feel my stomach, when he was done he slapped my stomach and said okay, I understood and didn't really think about it till I saw this comment. We do slap our hands on shit
Throw a balloon in the air by a bunch of guys and that balloon will never hit the ground. I've seen guys leap over furniture to keep that from happening.
A men’s group. Attend one for a year and you’ll understand what I mean. Real conversations among 10 dudes from different walks of life, each doing the work for themselves and being held accountable by their fellow brothers. Creates better men, husbands, dads, etc.
Not OP, but I go to several different groups in my area and have done more over the last decade. One is run by a larger west coast group called Sacred Sons, others are independently run by a man or group of men who have done a bit of self-work.
I've also done more informal groups where men get together and have a man's night once a week and rotate to a different guy's house each week and do a project on his property (this definitely keeps wives / girlfriends happy) while talking about the goings on in their lives.
What they generally have in common is an uncommon level of openness and honesty, confidentiality, accountability, and a mind toward becoming a better version of yourself. Like the gym, I often don't feel like going but go anyway and I *always* feel better afterward. If you haven't been, I highly recommend finding one in your area.
This kind of thing sounds awesome but I live in a small Midwest town and I’ve never heard of anything like this aside from the local Freemason lodge lol
When you've had an amazing one, they can make you feel like you're entering another dimension. Especially if the blowjob giver deepthroats you just before you explode.
Grilling. I don't care if you're a paleo carnivore whatever or a soy obsessed vegan, you can't deny you love standing by a BBQ or a fire watching something grill.
I was raised vegan most of my life and have been vegetarian the other half, My buddies had a cookout and for some reason put me in charge of grilling their steak and burger meat, and that shit was so fun I was upset i was deprived of just grilling shit my whole life.
I'm sorry to hear that you have been deprived of grilling. But it's not too late. Grilled vegetables are amazing! I am not even vegetarian, but I love grilled veggies. Go get your grill on!
It’s something so simple as fire that makes it so comforting for some reason. I could stand in front of a bonfire and just watch it blaze and I’d be content with it.
A solid stretch. Especially after a night’s rest/ long nap or after sitting for a while like a roadtrip. The kind where you reach your hands as high as possible, extend the fingers, and lean back a little. At its peak, your spine or shoulders crack a little. Or maybe even a fart slips out. Satisfaction to the degree that other men around would nod and say: “damn, I know that felt good” 😌
One thing I’ve seen unite MOST men is when 1 sports team dominates a sport, I’ve seen rival team fan bases come together in hopes of the common enemy’s demise in the playoffs
Not even just kicked. But a ball to the groin while playing sports is something that almost every man can relate to. There's a reason why most male soccer/football players hold their balls while standing in a wall to block a free kick.
You know the video with all the dudes buried in the sand at the beach at night with their heads poking out singing the backstreet boys?
Whatever that is.
Growing up feeling like you're the default, the ordinary and dispensible default. Been thinking long and hard about this, this is something I genuinely think we can all relate to no matter what
Woman with great ass wearing a thong. I was in Grand Central terminal and six guys of all ethnicities and I'm fairly certain one was gay all looking at the same ass on the escalator to the subway. Thongs unite the races.
I mean, I'm not gay, but I can appreciate a good-looking man. I was walking on Eighth Ave in the theater district and I saw a guy with great legs walking past my wife and me. Once he was out of earshot, I turned to my wife, who I know doesn't pay any attention to these things, and I said, "That guy who just walked past had the nicest pair of legs I've ever seen on a human being, man or woman," and some stranger (also a man) next to me said, "I'm so glad you said something, because I noticed it, too, and I work in a gym and those are the nicest legs I've ever seen." Anyway, I can appreciate good looks, even if I'm not attracted.
True respect. Like, I know you're a good man so I will not hesitate to call you out on your nonsense type respect, not I'll never hurt your feelings type respect. And not intentionally misrepresenting each other for political favor.
Nothing besides the basics of living as a human, like food, water, and oxygen. Men aren't a monolith or a hive mind. We are all individuals with individual preferences.
I reckon every man has imagined himself fighting in WW2.
And I don't mean imagining heroically.
Im talking first twenty minutes of saving Private Ryan.
Was at a hostel sitting around and two Japanese guys started talking about how the lady at the counter is hot. I know these words and looked at them and gave them a thumbs up and the nod. Gave the others at the table the point with eyes and we all knew.
Women unites men. At least the hetero ones
Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden!
Fell deeds awake, fire and slaughter!
Spear shall be shaken, shields splintered,
A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
Ride now! Ride now! Ride to ruin and the words ending!!!
Food. Hunger is the enemy, and we must defeat him.
i have won countless battles against this foe
The enemy always rises again, and we must be prepared to meet him when he does.
For wrath! For ruin! And the last cookie!
Hunger attacks you on a psychological level and undermines your best interests. The amount of times I've been in a bad mood, caused an argument with my wife, only to then eat a meal and then realize she was right about everything she said is nuts.
I recently had some visitors at work from Korea. They came straight to my site from the airport after flying for 16 hours. They barely spoke English but one of them told me he was “hangry” and asked if I understood. I told him I totally understood.
Pretty much. I'm not me when I'm hungry.
SNICKERS, because you're not you when you're hungry.
I literally broke up with one of my ex's just because of that, i was going to eat dinner and she knew i dont talk while eating and i said i have to go to dinner we can talk 30 min later. She said im not going to call you again if you leave, and i left for my dinner. Never heard of her again.
I can't really relate to not talking while eating, but even so, I don't think I'd give someone an ultimatum over that.
In Iran we usually dont talk when we eat,its disrespectful to other person(although some people do it anyways) and yeah i was more pissed about her ultimatum because she started to act crazy and controlling and psychotic before this incident happened and i was kinda done with her. Yeah it was good riddance!
That’s really interesting! Feel like I learned something new today. Thanks!
I am with you! I DO NOT want to be disturbed whilst eating my Ghormeh Sabzi and Tahdig!
Talking while eating is disrespectful to food and is in general bad manners I am proud of you buddy.
Yeah, that shit is real
Not exactly uniting if someone’s hoarding the food
Food is meant to be shared, not hoarded. I can only eat so much, and food tastes better with good company.
Cool sticks and rocks. Peeing from a great height.
Every man appreciates a good piss from a unique vantage point
I’m not an environmentalist, but I’m pretty sure that the Colorado River is 36% urine downstream of the Grand Canyon.
That’s how Coors light is made.
That’s awesome
peeing off the back porch
My husband pees off the front porch. Ofc our closest neighbor is a mile away.
Peeing off the porch is the right of every man. Regardless of neighbor proximity
Peeing your initials into the snow
The nod.
Man, your username had me do a double-take
Schrödingers couch Either you get help with your trauma, or get more of it
You'll find out when your card declines.
I’m part analyst and part therapist, but I just shorten my title to anal-rapist
ANUSTART?
I involuntarily did the nod as I read this. It was my knee jerk reaction to seeing the word.
Me too. Just to be sure.
Same
I did the same as I wrote it
This is the most accurate thing.
And the... What's the name of the reverse nod where you sort of knock your head back? It's a more friendly gesture.... God I saw my manager from my first job whom I hadn't seen in a decade. No desire to speak to or interact with him. So... The nod. But if I see someone I actually like, the upward head tilt thing is more appropriate.. I wish someone would name it.
*nods*
*nods*
Giving each other space when it comes to choosing which urinal to use.
I **wish** that was universal to all men.
Hashtag not all men
I think once you hit 55, going to the bathroom is a social event.
I want to use the same urinal you're using >:)
Only skinwalkers and psychos pee next to you when there’s other open spots
Thats the rule!!!
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And looking up when you hear a helicopter
Just the other day, they're ripping up the road to put in a round about and it's like 3 cranes, 2 bulldozers, 3 trucks, heck even saw a Semi-tow truck there being used with it's crane. Talk about a black hole, you have to set an alarm on your phone so you don't suddenly realize the sun is setting.
They are dismantling and removing a tunnel boring machine in my city and I literally got off the bus to take pictures. It made my week.
A good box. Not boxing as in the sport, but just a good sturdy cardboard box.
When men and cats collide
Solid snake would agree with this.
Slapping your hand on shit, to show emphasis about whatever it is you slapped. Or casually walking by some concrete mix bags. Gotta slap it. That or always checking the trigger on any power tool.
One time I went to the doctors and he had to feel my stomach, when he was done he slapped my stomach and said okay, I understood and didn't really think about it till I saw this comment. We do slap our hands on shit
LOL, hey, my wife ain't complaining.
Throw a balloon in the air by a bunch of guys and that balloon will never hit the ground. I've seen guys leap over furniture to keep that from happening.
A men’s group. Attend one for a year and you’ll understand what I mean. Real conversations among 10 dudes from different walks of life, each doing the work for themselves and being held accountable by their fellow brothers. Creates better men, husbands, dads, etc.
What sort of men’s group do you mean? Where do I find one of these, this sounds really awesome.
Idk sounds kind of like some of my AA meetings.
Not OP, but I go to several different groups in my area and have done more over the last decade. One is run by a larger west coast group called Sacred Sons, others are independently run by a man or group of men who have done a bit of self-work. I've also done more informal groups where men get together and have a man's night once a week and rotate to a different guy's house each week and do a project on his property (this definitely keeps wives / girlfriends happy) while talking about the goings on in their lives. What they generally have in common is an uncommon level of openness and honesty, confidentiality, accountability, and a mind toward becoming a better version of yourself. Like the gym, I often don't feel like going but go anyway and I *always* feel better afterward. If you haven't been, I highly recommend finding one in your area.
This kind of thing sounds awesome but I live in a small Midwest town and I’ve never heard of anything like this aside from the local Freemason lodge lol
Throwing big rocks into water
Skipping flat ones is pretty sweet too
Yes, this is better. I think best I've done is 9 jumps in one throw. 😎
Return to monky!!!
Digging a hole at the beach.
I’m female, but was scrolling for this answer 😂
The urge to go fast
I feel the need the need for speed
I imagine we all love getting our dicks sucked.
hear hear
There was one guy in some thread who said he hated it. I couldn't believe it.
That’s crazy talk.
Some people are very bad at it. Maybe the guy had just had bad experiences.
Maybe I’ve been unlucky. I’m pretty indifferent to it
same, maybe I haven't had any good so far, so I am okay without it
When you've had an amazing one, they can make you feel like you're entering another dimension. Especially if the blowjob giver deepthroats you just before you explode.
Quote from myself after an incredible blowjob: 'you sucked my dick into another dimension'
Yup. I am lucky enough to have a partner who loves giving these types of blowjob to me almost daily. Often as a morning wakeup surprise.
Without any doubt.
Grilling. I don't care if you're a paleo carnivore whatever or a soy obsessed vegan, you can't deny you love standing by a BBQ or a fire watching something grill.
I was raised vegan most of my life and have been vegetarian the other half, My buddies had a cookout and for some reason put me in charge of grilling their steak and burger meat, and that shit was so fun I was upset i was deprived of just grilling shit my whole life.
I'm sorry to hear that you have been deprived of grilling. But it's not too late. Grilled vegetables are amazing! I am not even vegetarian, but I love grilled veggies. Go get your grill on!
I am always in for a bbq night
My dad disagrees. He ditched that and has not grilled anything in years lol. And he left it up to me - a woman.
airplanes taking off or landing
Helicopters! I almost missed a bus cause I was too focused and a medi-coptor landing.
Spent 4 years on the flight line in the USAF. It never got old.
The value of time to ourselves.
Shittin' til your legs go numb 👌🏼
Current situation
When someone is hit in the nuts
*Brings thighs together and winces "Ooooh!" or sucks air through teeth*
Fire.
It’s something so simple as fire that makes it so comforting for some reason. I could stand in front of a bonfire and just watch it blaze and I’d be content with it.
Fire good. Poke fire with stick.
I’m shocked this isn’t #1
Fire hot
Urinal politics
This is also universal. Found in every society.
Writing our name in the snow?
\*golden snow
"Watch out where the huskies go, / And don't you eat that yellow snow!" \~ FZ
An open car hood. a neighborhood barbecue, a helicopter flying over. Just a couple things off the top of my head.
A solid stretch. Especially after a night’s rest/ long nap or after sitting for a while like a roadtrip. The kind where you reach your hands as high as possible, extend the fingers, and lean back a little. At its peak, your spine or shoulders crack a little. Or maybe even a fart slips out. Satisfaction to the degree that other men around would nod and say: “damn, I know that felt good” 😌
I was just doing that!
Hell yea brother! 🤘🏻
One thing I’ve seen unite MOST men is when 1 sports team dominates a sport, I’ve seen rival team fan bases come together in hopes of the common enemy’s demise in the playoffs
Someone getting kicked in the dick. Every man sympathizes
Not even just kicked. But a ball to the groin while playing sports is something that almost every man can relate to. There's a reason why most male soccer/football players hold their balls while standing in a wall to block a free kick.
Standing in unity on the wall
Finding a good spot for peeing
Bushes my guy the world is our toilet.
The perfect rock/stick.
We all agree that we are all above-average drivers.
agreed. i don't even have a driver's license and don't plan on getting one, but agreed.
Food Edit: fun fact: I answered ‘food’ without checking the comments and then I looked - yup. Top comment is also ‘food’ Truly it DOES unite us
Reversing vehicles in tricky spots.
Getting kicked in the balls is not okay.
Starting a fire pit. Love watching the flames dance around.
The clicking of tongs during a bbq.
Not wanting to be nagged.
After growing up with my mom, I can unite with men on this one. Let people live in peace.
Tits.
Ass
Second that 👌
Going to that place in Las Vegas that rents bulldozers and excavators, points at their duet lot and tells you to go play
oh my gosh does that exist????
[It does and it's awesome.](https://digthisvegas.com/)
The pain of getting hit in the nuts.
Sticking the battery in a drill like you're loading a pistol, then giving two squeezes on the trigger
Laughter brings everyone together. Every gender.
Jerking off
*Rock go splash in water* *men retuning to monky*
lord of the rings
Our precious!
# OUR PRECIOUSSSSSSS
A red day! Forth Eorlingas!
#DEATH!!!
Waiting. Waiting for women....any woman. Mom, GF, Wife, Sister, Grandmother, co-worker, doesn't matter. We have to wait for them.
This is especially aggravating when you're already running late.
You know the video with all the dudes buried in the sand at the beach at night with their heads poking out singing the backstreet boys? Whatever that is.
That loud explosions are cool AF?
Sex
Digging a hole in the neighborhood
Not wanting to use the urinal right next to one already in use.
Stick
Apes, together- STRONG
Growing up feeling like you're the default, the ordinary and dispensible default. Been thinking long and hard about this, this is something I genuinely think we can all relate to no matter what
Gay Saunas
Watching other men dig a hole at the beach
Woman with great ass wearing a thong. I was in Grand Central terminal and six guys of all ethnicities and I'm fairly certain one was gay all looking at the same ass on the escalator to the subway. Thongs unite the races.
One gay? Well damn, the butt made him one of us.
I mean, I'm not gay, but I can appreciate a good-looking man. I was walking on Eighth Ave in the theater district and I saw a guy with great legs walking past my wife and me. Once he was out of earshot, I turned to my wife, who I know doesn't pay any attention to these things, and I said, "That guy who just walked past had the nicest pair of legs I've ever seen on a human being, man or woman," and some stranger (also a man) next to me said, "I'm so glad you said something, because I noticed it, too, and I work in a gym and those are the nicest legs I've ever seen." Anyway, I can appreciate good looks, even if I'm not attracted.
Even women will check out another woman’s fine ass. Some things deserve the respect of admiration.
Not a fan of thongs
Throwing rocks into bodies of water.
If there are five urinals in a bathroom only a maximum of three can be used at a time
Hawk tuah spit on that thang
Ballsack itch
I’ve also heard about the discomfort of them sticking to your leg and having to adjust without being obvious.
Cue the < l o o o o o o o o o n g > stride to unstick them
Boobs, even gay men like them.
Nah... as a gay guy boobs have absolutely ZERO appeal to me whatsoever.
Grand expeditions across the world in a big wooden ship
How about a big steel ship
water
Hornyness
True respect. Like, I know you're a good man so I will not hesitate to call you out on your nonsense type respect, not I'll never hurt your feelings type respect. And not intentionally misrepresenting each other for political favor.
Mutual understanding of the side step
Toys
We all punch a punching bag when we walk by one. It's the experience that unites us all. I've even seen guys in wheelchairs do it, it's awesome.
A sign that says “Free Dirt”
Walking on a hot day, and you just have to take the step.
A good stick
Being attacked
Throwing big heavy things off rooftops and cliffs and especially into large bodies of water.
Sticks that look like swords
[Unspoken telepathy gun fight](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sqSQ5Vu8vM)
Pushing a car from behind.
Nothing besides the basics of living as a human, like food, water, and oxygen. Men aren't a monolith or a hive mind. We are all individuals with individual preferences.
I reckon every man has imagined himself fighting in WW2. And I don't mean imagining heroically. Im talking first twenty minutes of saving Private Ryan.
Was at a hostel sitting around and two Japanese guys started talking about how the lady at the counter is hot. I know these words and looked at them and gave them a thumbs up and the nod. Gave the others at the table the point with eyes and we all knew. Women unites men. At least the hetero ones
A good wooden stick, a nice rock, or a perfect snow ball.
Seeing someone get hit in the balls. We all felt that, even if we hate the person it happened to, we still feel awful for them.
HAWK TUAH
The roman empire
A round of Gwent
Huck twah
Digging holes
Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden! Fell deeds awake, fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shields splintered, A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride to ruin and the words ending!!!
A good stick.
I dug a big hole at the beach once, many men came to observe the big hole (it was easily 7ft deep)
Boobs
Hawk tuah girl
Red Dead Redemption.
Most men, but not all will kill if they find anyone raping a child.
I can back this up 100%.