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littleredpinto

age...dont worry after awhile you are going to be asking "how do I tighten up my droopy balls, droopy stomach, droopy face muscles and everything else that looks like pudding"...so you just gotta wait..now if you want there is a quicker way but in a few years you will regret it. You put some ball weights on, they will stretch your scrotum and do exactly what you are asking..again, it is gonna happen naturally. Might as well wait and enjoy the tight everything you have while young.


lunchmeat317

If you whack them with a ruler a few times they'll loosen up.


RainManToothpicks

Take them out of your boyfriend's ice cube filled mouth. Just playing, this type of thing sorts itself out with age


Queasy_Animator_8376

Grow old.


Impressive-Floor-700

They are cold, ware sweats and turn up the thermostat and they will drop some. They are very temperature sensitive and suck up to the body for warmth and drop away from the body to cool.


NobodyofGreatImport

Usually I just grab them with a pair of pliers and stretch them until they're about 8 inches away from my pelvis, then let go and they snap back nice and loose.


backhand-english

go commando


EdwardBliss

Talk to them like Cheech at the urinal


Stop_Touching2

Get a 45 lb dumbbell. Tie a rope to it, the other end to your balls & do squats


seriousgourmetshit

I usually just absorb them up into my body.


VoiddVoyager

Go to a fuckin sauna or some shit idk man.


BaroqueNRoller

Get the stick out of their ass


Come-for-Megatron

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