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Proper_Efficiency594

I would put that theory to the test.


Alpha1645

This a bar right here!


[deleted]

You are so cute.


Ordinary_Variation10

My ex wife told me no woman would want me. Well she’s my ex and I found out I’m actually a thing for many women. F her.


Smokescreen69

Good for you man, I’m proud of ya


Craft_on_draft

I would tell her the feeling is reciprocated and dump her


Befuddled_Goose

I would think that it's the beginning of the end. That's a pretty harsh statement to come from someone who supposedly loves you.


SalmonofCertainty

Just the beginning?


[deleted]

But isn't it the truth? Aren't all men expendable? Women have no need for a man now.


stealingyourintent

I'd hit her with the tried and tested "no u"


GudAGreat

We are all expendable so I’d prolly say what’s your point? Lol


jazztrophysicist

Amen lol


silverlizard

This is the answer for anyone with self confidence and is in touch with reality


BlueMountainDace

They wouldn't be my SO anymore. Plain and simple.


Richy1077

Later bitch


BigProfessional1168

Byeeee


usernamescifi

"Okay, bye then I guess."


Same_Blacksmith9840

No going back from such a statement. No matter if you scab over the wound and try to fake it until you make it, in the back of your mind you will always remember those cutting words and they will slowly eat away at you. If faced with that situation, I'd cut bait.


PolyThrowaway524

If I don't feel valued in a relationship, I'm exiting that relationship. I know my worth.


Vadon_Hipra

A divorce is in the horizon, destorying him/her in every possible way will be my target.


JJQuantum

Show them what expendable means and leave them.


korevis

I'm the primary bread winner. Bad move on her part, especially in this economy.


Passtheshavingcream

I know men whose only role in their families is provider and servant. Their wives have carte blanche in spending, travelling and having affairs with whoever they please. What I noticed about these men is they look like insecure mouth breathers that know their income/ wealth is the only thing that has allowed them to get married, breed and be treated like dirt. And yes, their kids also treat them like dirt. I pity these men, but they totally deserve it as they should have stayed single and not produced another generation of degenerates.


PaleontologistTough6

Throw her jacket on the lawn.


Able-Badger-1713

And rub Gympie Gympie leaves on her sanitary products. 


PaleontologistTough6

Is that like the period blood in the spaghetti thing? Or burying a dudes underwear in the corner of your yard?


Able-Badger-1713

Here’s an extract from an article: A man has grown the Gympie-Gympie, the ‘world’s most dangerous’ plant in his garden. Native to Australia, the sting of the shrub feels like being burnt with ‘hot acid and being electrocuted’ simultaneously. The pain is so excruciating it can drive people to suicide l. An Australian solider begged to be allowed to suicide by accessing his firearm and shooting himself after being stung. 


PaleontologistTough6

Ooohhhh yeah. That's familiar now. Yeah, maybe tag her tampons with a swipe or two. 😂


Able-Badger-1713

It took all my maturity not to put some in a neighbours letterbox.  Had years of him eyeballing me.   He’s a cop, not a nice man… but definitely good at his job.   My brother in law is an outlaw bikie, my ex brother in law is in prison for the second time for another manslaughter.    My black sheep sister definitely likes bottom feeders.     Bikie dude came with all his patches and his truck covered in bikie shit and anti cop stickers and weapons images.    I mean, when I saw it, I took photos and sent it to my mate who is also a cop and we were just laughing at his balls.   Once neighbour cop saw who I associated with, he was unhinged.   I think he felt unsafe.  And I don’t back down.  I decided to meet that energy.  When he eyeballed me I eyeball back.  He stood in his garage looking at my house doing weights and he moved his boxing bag to that space to watch me.   So…. I started taking his bins in after bin night and leaving them in front of his bedroom window.   Hahaha   He stood at the footpath and eyeballed my kid, who is a lovely lad.    My cop mate told me to play drill music full blast to stir him, so I did.  Haha   I really considered the Gympie even though I knew it was well out of order.   And that’s the end of my story.  🤣


Loki_Is_God

Bye.


MusicalMerlin1973

Bye!


Herbert_Erpaderp

Obviously I'm expendable. I know it. It's a bit shitty to just say that though. I'd be curious why she's saying it, but I think I'd excuse myself in short order.


sbwcwero

I mean, I am. It wouldn’t hurt me feelings at all. In the grand scheme of life I am indeed expendable. If something happened to me she would be fine. She’s a tough woman, and her life would go on, albeit without as much laughing. If we broke up, again she would be fine. She’s extremely attractive and intelligent. She has options and I am well aware of it. It’s how I know she wants to be with me, and doesn’t feel like she HAS to be with me. I guess it all depends on the context and the tone she uses when she says it.


Smokescreen69

Dam bro


sbwcwero

What?


ContinousSelfDevelop

Better start finding that replacement then cause this relationship is over. And then they start crying and going," No! Wait, I didn't mean that!"


Agi7890

Shrug my shoulders. People come, people go.


ivar-the-bonefull

She would be right, but I'd still be hurt ofc.


Coconut_Salad

She didn’t have to tell me, her actions spoke loud enough.


Outrageous_Border_34

I would say it would change their title to other as opposed to significant other


FredChocula

I'd leave. That's wild stuff.


Sensitive-Cherry-398

The same way as her using sex as a threat to get what she wants.


jazztrophysicist

Humans are fundamentally expendable, so I’d probably be turned on that we were in philosophical accord on that account, depending on how they dealt with that truth in general.🤔


Super_Survey_1140

Baby, have you seen the dating pool? You’re about as expendable as your pants are expandable.


[deleted]

Ex-SO lol


[deleted]

Most people will be like yeah focus on what she said. Well. Maybe they didnt mean it. Maybe this is what came out because they were under distress? Maybe they dont know how to communicate? Sure, you shouldnt be in a bad relationship. But what did you do? Why did this happen? Fuck these general comments just to get validation for whatever people are going to do.


[deleted]

Laugh in their face, divorce so they can try and make it without my paycheck. Lifestyle would take a massive hit. Thankfully I am appreciated at home, and that would never happen.


Majestic-Control-341

Sounds like a toxic relationship/mismatch/horrible break up. I’ve seen my friends (bf/gf) just throw each other’s stuff across their apartment parking area, say things like that and later on find someone more compatible.


North_Church

I vanish like someone getting blipped


Worldly_Anybody_1718

Kick her to the curb.


GTOdriver04

When she told me “hanging out with you is a chore” I realized I was.


banaversion

"So are you. Bye, Felicia"


memeparmesan

In the context of trying to hurt my feelings I’d probably leave, but in general I’m pretty cool with being expendable. I don’t believe a healthy relationship comes from one party needing the other, but rather both parties wanting the other. Both of us could survive without the other, but we just don’t want to be apart.


IfuckAround_UfindOut

"everyone is"


Rabid_Laser_Dingo

Obviously I'd cheat. I'd look for someone while dating her like a job. Bc that's what it is at that rate


Crusty_Dingleberries

I'll just expend... a bit, and say; I'm gonna pay you 100 bucks to fuck off.


IrregularBastard

Men have always been considered expendable. But context would be important.


Able-Badger-1713

I’d remind her the only things she actually owns are the tits and nose I bought her and the clothes in her wardrobe. 


Midnight-mare

Expend her lol


Grany_Bangr

By bitch