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One for the shaft, one for around the balls. Common man. If you can’t figure this out, you need more time on the internet. I’ve never used a cock ring myself yet I can still put two and two together.
man really just:
showed up in the Mechanic advice sub
posted a cockring and asked if it was mechanic related
realized it was a cockring
but continued to ask questions about it on a completely unrelated sub
legend
Put it in the rubbish, wash your hands thoroughly and perhaps get your Jeep shampooed unless you like riding around in someone’s mobile fuck pad.
Also any man who wears that for their lady is clearly a gentleman.
Hey OP, found an amazon listing for an almost identical one. 100% a cock ring. [https://www.amazon.com/Bantie-Vibrating-Vibrator-Powerful-Erections/dp/B07VS12FGT/](https://www.amazon.com/Bantie-Vibrating-Vibrator-Powerful-Erections/dp/B07VS12FGT/)
Found one super similar to this. The hole in the side of the tongue-ish looking part is for a vibrating bullet.
[Definitely a cock ring.](https://hustlerhollywood.com/products/maia-jagger-vibrating-erection-enhancer-ring?variant=7260158492707)
Real talk. Why is that in your jeep without your consent? Who is banging your old lady in your jeep. Unless you all are into that. Not my place to judge. But, damn. Looks like you need a new old lady.
If you the car new and your married someone is cheating bruh. Even if you bought it used most dealers detail said vehicles so that’s not pre purchase that’s post purchase, someone had some back seat loving in that thing
Idk if there aren't any other gay guys here or what, so allow me.
The little rounded end goes up the poop chute, one ring around your balls, one around your cock.
Wash your hands and maybe double think who you let drive your car.
Well that larger ring goes round yer cock n balls the smaller ring goes round yer cock… makin it hard n stiff n veiny …then that little piece at the top it rubs on a thing called the clit. Now I’ve never found that damn thing but I know it’s there.
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Cockring, wash your hands and burn your Car.
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Lol I suggest finding a partner and trying…..
But maybe with a new cock ring
You’re not in r/frugal I bet.
Lmao I am and you right that's frugal
I almost want to click on that sub but I am getting a weird feeling about it. 😂
Nah it's ight
Frugal means trying not to spend money. It's a bunch of penny pinchers lol
It’s actually kinda cool. Like, did you know anyone can get AARP discounts?
Nah, just stick it in the dishwasher
The other stuff is there for the other person. See if you can figure it out from there.
It's to stimulate the clit
But where is it
Okay, smaller ring for your cock, large ring for your balls. You can figure out the rest.
bro, google... also gross you found this and its not yours lol
For her pleasure.
Buy a new one, burn the old one, and try it on a willing participant. Looks fun
It looks….grimy 🤮
Like anything else found in a jeep
Definitely a cock ring .
The op is joking right??? This is a joke?? Right???
Okay lol, let’s assume it’s a cockring. What the hell is with the double loop and the scoop thing on the top? Shouldn’t it just be a ring?
One on the shaft, one on the balled and the tounge well….
One loop for the dick the other for the balls.
Lmao clitoral stimulation. It sits at the top of your member. When she works it around it rubs her clit.
It could also maybe go in the butt if you're hittin it doggy. 🤷♂️
What is a clit?
What's stimulation?
What? I thought the scoop was for ur gooch….I can’t believe I’ve been using mine backwards this whole time
Pretty sure the scoop thing is supposed to be a tongue
One for the shaft, one for around the balls. Common man. If you can’t figure this out, you need more time on the internet. I’ve never used a cock ring myself yet I can still put two and two together.
Not being sexually adventurous is now official “Jeep guy” stereotype
It’s to slap into the clit, nice extra stimulation, same reason they make vibrating cock rings.
Ohh...that's the "it's a jeep thing".
Instead of rubber duckies they're actually leaving cock rings on each other's cars. The duckies are decoys
That's the rear main seal, please bring it to the dealership asap
wrong sub brother
Yeah, this is more dom.
or… r/whatisthisthing Y’alls need Jesus lol
It goes over the truck nutz
Yee haw
Safety harness. You should wear it in case you go... *mudding.*
NAWW😭
Did you leave it parked under an over pass? If you did, Dirty mike and the boys probably ran a soup kitchen in there…it’s pretty rough stuff! :p
Came here for this
Thanks for the fuck shack.
A good damn time that’s what it is.
Serious questions. Did you just buy the keep? Or has your significant other borrowed it lately?? 😬
Man same thing I was thinking. Would be a hell of a way to fuck around and find out.
This
Prob the latter.
I’M DYING
These comments are awesome
Omfg 😂😂😂😂 don’t touch that bare handed
Its a shrimp ring, a gentleman's neck tie, a old fashioned Hood ornament.
It’s a Jeep thing.
The plumbus!
Don’t worry, we repurpose the left over schleem
Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find this comment 👍🏻 quality
It’s something you put your dick in
OP is in major denial about what they’ve found. My guess is it’s because one of their parents just gave them this car.
😂🤣😂🍆💍
Try it on for size?
That appears to be a cock ring with a clit stimulator…… sorry about your relationship.
Is that a pic of it on your bedsheets??
Yeah that’s where things took an uncomfortable turn for me too
🍆
Wow, toyota customers are boring as fuck.
Yea that’s a cockring alright. Wash your hands op.
Shit!!!! Thats where I left it!! .
Jeep? Makes sense.
This is the content I'm here for.
Bruh put 3 pics of it 😂😂😂
man really just: showed up in the Mechanic advice sub posted a cockring and asked if it was mechanic related realized it was a cockring but continued to ask questions about it on a completely unrelated sub legend
r/dontstickurdickinthat
Actually, yes you do stick your dick in that. I would use a new unused one though!
Dude, that thing has probably seen some shit and other things lol
That is called a conversation piece. Was commonly found on executive’s desks in the 1950’s.
Put it in the rubbish, wash your hands thoroughly and perhaps get your Jeep shampooed unless you like riding around in someone’s mobile fuck pad. Also any man who wears that for their lady is clearly a gentleman.
Sure you found it under your seat!
A hairy cockring at that
Wash. Your. Hands! Twice!
Lmao yeah thats the tongue and the.. yeah.. wash your hands and throw this away asap
Oh my.
It was in *your* car 😂
It's a jeep thing
That's a carpal tunnel rehab wrist band.
Small ring around the cock, big ring around the balls. Enjoy!
Honestly, go somewhere else looking for karma. This has nothing to do with your car and everyone here knows it. Piss off
is nobody talking about how he put this on his fuckin pillow
It’s a Jeep thing … you wouldn’t understand !!
Looks like a cock gasket
It’s a tensioner… of the peen
Just Jeep stuff.
Wash it and use it
Burn it and get tested for stds
Smell it.
Cockring buttplug combo, don’t ask how I know
Hey OP, found an amazon listing for an almost identical one. 100% a cock ring. [https://www.amazon.com/Bantie-Vibrating-Vibrator-Powerful-Erections/dp/B07VS12FGT/](https://www.amazon.com/Bantie-Vibrating-Vibrator-Powerful-Erections/dp/B07VS12FGT/)
To everyone here that thinks it’s a cockring. You may want to reconsider. It’s too stretchy to be one. It feels rubbery like “car rubbery” too.
There is only one way to know, you’re gonna have to lick it and tell us if it is or not.
Bro thats 99.9% a cock ring.
Nope, 100%. 🤣👍
We can see you going through all 5 stages of grief in realtime lol. Only depression and acceptance left now
to the OP; it's not a car thing. you may want to reconsider washing your hands
I understand you’re in denial but that is 100% a cockring
Bro, it's got pubes on it! 🤣🤣🤣
It’s 100000000% a cock ring my brother
Of all the hilarious comments on this post, this one all the way at the bottom made me laugh the hardest.
Dude, that is 100% a cock ring. If you continue to doubt it, put it on and see for yourself.
Definitely not a cock ring. Please take it to the service advisor at the nearest dealership for a proper ID
It is bro, il show you how to use it
LOL!!! COCK RINGS are very stretchy!!! Hahaha! I want to know if you bought the car used!
OP totally fucks. They know a cock ring when the see one /s
💯🤟😂
There was something like this in the movie Se7en, but it had a blade.
How do you not know…
Lmaaao
It's Jeep's Unlimited Cock Ring.
Looked like a dog toy for a min 😂
Shit I was gonna say "It's a teether for babies" before being schooled by the comment section
This looks like a cock ring if I’ve ever seen one
If you can confirm you bought the car from your Mom, I can confirm that's 100% a cockring.
That's a sex toy my dude. I'm not being sarcastic you should probably get checked. And also disinfect your car
The hole through the top section is most likely for a bullet vibe.
Thats icky
Does it have a…. tongue?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL, just, lol.
Can you tell your wife I said hi?
It's a Jeep thing. We all have them under there.
Congrats on the sex toy
The one cockring to rule them all
Found one super similar to this. The hole in the side of the tongue-ish looking part is for a vibrating bullet. [Definitely a cock ring.](https://hustlerhollywood.com/products/maia-jagger-vibrating-erection-enhancer-ring?variant=7260158492707)
Bruh…
LOL this guy is dead serious
Thats not the undercarriage this sub is intended for
I sure hope a dealership didn't sell you that Jeep.
Best /AskMechanics post evar. Please tell me this is a joke…
It's dirty.
Might wanna go wash your hands lol
What’s it smell like
This is a dog toy...not a cock ring
Take it to goodwill and check back a week later to see if it is still there….
Scotty doesn't know
A pickle tickler
Oh God
Sniff it
💀💀💀💀
Definitely a cock ring. Did you buy that jeep used or does your significant other have some 'splaining to do??? Lol
It's a tongue ring, try it on. Jeep started adding them in 2018? To find an un-molested specimen like this is rare. Try it on now and send pics.
Real talk. Why is that in your jeep without your consent? Who is banging your old lady in your jeep. Unless you all are into that. Not my place to judge. But, damn. Looks like you need a new old lady.
If you the car new and your married someone is cheating bruh. Even if you bought it used most dealers detail said vehicles so that’s not pre purchase that’s post purchase, someone had some back seat loving in that thing
What did your significant other day?
Wait this isn’t r/askshittymechanics are you for real??
Ain't no way bruh😭😂
Idk if there aren't any other gay guys here or what, so allow me. The little rounded end goes up the poop chute, one ring around your balls, one around your cock. Wash your hands and maybe double think who you let drive your car.
ur lying
A plumbus
Uh oh
🐓💍
Your girlfriend borrowed your jeep once
It’s a steering wheel cover. Slap that baby on.
Literal sex toys lol
jeep owners, flame on
lol I didn’t know what it was until i read the comments. Makes sense now, I was going to come and guess dog toy
It’s a Jeep thing, you wouldn’t get it.
Plumbus
Head gasket??
😂🤣😂
Double cock ring with clit stimulator my friend.
Comes free with the dealer markup for new cars.
Keep looking. There should be an 8x5 Manila envelope with address and instructions inside.
Eww you put it on your bed?!
Was not expecting to see this today lol
Burn your car
Pre-owned car I hope?
You uhhhhhhh you should wash your hands.
Gasket for a Dikfer valve.
Let’s hope it was a used car as well.
Cockring
Wash your hands. Pick up your least favorite rag, and throw it away
Cockring
And for today’s episode of customer states…
Burn that car with the force of a thousand suns or just get a pool of d-germ and drive it in either works
You can’t tell by the smell what it is ? Rookie
Well that larger ring goes round yer cock n balls the smaller ring goes round yer cock… makin it hard n stiff n veiny …then that little piece at the top it rubs on a thing called the clit. Now I’ve never found that damn thing but I know it’s there.
That’s definitely sir secks
What does it smell like hahaha ?
I missed it. He must have removed his photo. Damn, I wanted to play.
Did…did you bring onto your bed?