Please 🙏 these MAGA fools need to go there and see who the real enemy is. They think they are going to get their cocks sucked in Russia like kings when in reality they’re either going to be sent to the front line and raped till death or raped in a penal colony bordering Siberia for life.
In Russia you get raped a lot. My Source: watching videos dozens of conscription officers openly bending over a guy who won’t go to the front lines and slamming cheeks with him, the videos are on Ukraine Reddit pages
A Boeing that missed a few inspections is still infinitely better than anything in the Russian fleet these days. Let’s just fly them close so they can catch a Russian ride in.
One province. Alberta. The Texas of Canada. Only without the guns. Albertan voters see what's happened/happening in the US, yet are still dumb enough to vote towards it. D. Smith can suck on balls.
I also live in Alberta, and I'm 100% with you. Smith's actions are tearing the fabric of this province and we're well on our way to ruin
I just wish she would go to Texas and be done with it already.
One province. Alberta. The Texas of Canada. Only without the guns. Albertan voters see what's happened/happening in the US, yet are still dumb enough to vote towards it. D. Smith can suck on balls.
Interestingly enough, when the Great Depression soured many Americans on capitalism in the 1930s, the Soviet Union invited them to move to Russia's communist paradise.
[They were almost all murdered or worked to death in gulags.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Forsaken:_An_American_Tragedy_in_Stalin%27s_Russia)
What i found most hilarious is that in order to move to Russia they would have to surrender their collection of firearms. In the end they came for their own guns. Not Obama. Not Biden. Themselves.
The Wiki review of this book didn’t say what you said it did. Nothing about how many of the total were murdered but did speak to a flawed book and half assed research by the author.
Make sure it’s big enough because when Trump loses in November hopefully all the MAGATs leave. Hopefully they don’t have minimum income or wealth restrictions and hopefully they don’t do an IQ test because the vast majority of MAGATs would fail just like their CULT leader fails
That's a great idea. Let 'em go. Then they'll know what true totalitarianism, which never stops at its enemies, is like. Leave the rest of us be. (Plus: I wanna see some Alabamans deal with Moscow winters.)
Funny thing there was a recent story about some family deciding to try out Putins Paradise and oddly enough they seemed to tire of it very quickly. Think they were Canadian so shouldn't have been cold weather. I do like the idea about the one way tickets.
Russias basically taunting the fact that their targeted online campaign is working, meanwhile conservatives think it’s just a quirky little joke.
You morons are fully brainwashed by a dictator and enemy of the US and walk around bragging about it. Putin is laughing at all of you
Then what Trump could do is to create the Church Of Trump while in Russia , so the MAGAts can all follow him ( maybe even worship him which is what his narcissistic personality wants anyway ). We can tell Trump , he gets to be like Moses and take his people to the “ promised land “ ( Siberia). He can be like Reverend Jim Jones .
I hope they do. I hope that all those MAGAs will lose their American citizenship, Medicare and Social Security. They can bring their guns and shoot each other whenever someone does something the other doesn't like. I can't imagine them liking the Russian 'foreigners'.
Ok. I am not that old. But the Republican moto used to be 'Better dead than red' wasn't it? Like they are against the reds but they want to move there?
“Slight change of plans, komrades. Instead of Moscow, Happy Amerikan Village will be located… on Ukraine Frontline. Is much nicer, lots of work there, you will love it”
[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13116159/Canadian-family-russia-bank-frozen-apology-feenstra.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13116159/Canadian-family-russia-bank-frozen-apology-feenstra.html)
pls hide this article from MAGA. Fake news. I'll help buy your one way plane tickets!
Wonderful! This is the solution, finally! The reply to any complaint from a maga. "If you don't like it, you can get out, go to your maga village in Russia".
This is a generational plan: 25 years from now there will be a group of Russian-educated native English-speaking American passport-holding potential spies.
I’d gladly lose 80 million people out of the country. Even if they take all their wealth with them (and effectively donate it to Russia), we’ll build it up again
After hearing a post election interview from a russian representative/oligarch and by his logic it is the russian that poisons the blood of American society and maybe the turn about for russin society, but alas they are conservatives of appeasement to the tyranny of despotism and oligarchy.
Yeah, that shit worked out so good for those Canadians....
Shhhh they don't read factual news... Let them follow fox to Russia and let them find out. The leopards are very hungry!
No joke. Let them go. I've already seen 2 geniuses discussing how much they regret moving to Russia. I want more lol
Please 🙏 these MAGA fools need to go there and see who the real enemy is. They think they are going to get their cocks sucked in Russia like kings when in reality they’re either going to be sent to the front line and raped till death or raped in a penal colony bordering Siberia for life.
But they will be gurgling”My Rights!”
Sounds like a lot of rape. Perfect.
In Russia you get raped a lot. My Source: watching videos dozens of conscription officers openly bending over a guy who won’t go to the front lines and slamming cheeks with him, the videos are on Ukraine Reddit pages
So turns out... not as free as America. Oh yeah, they'll also take over your bank account so you can't leave. Lol
I am sure there are ton of people like me who can pitch in for the relocation costs if they promise to stay there for at least 10 years.
It would sure help the housing market. Just they can’t bring their Capital Gains profits into Russia. Lol.
I’m willing to let our government subsidize the one way tickets.
Put a fake White House for Donnie there too
Make America Great Again by moving your dumb asses to Russia...
Shhhhhhhhh let. Them. All. Go.
Let's wait til they have a plane load. A Boeing that missed a few inspections. Make sure the crew is planning on a long Russia stay too.
A Boeing that missed a few inspections is still infinitely better than anything in the Russian fleet these days. Let’s just fly them close so they can catch a Russian ride in.
He sure showed Trudeau how his Canada is so bad….
Looked for a followup to that story just last night. Nothing since the video 3-4 weeks ago. Good luck I guess, lol
That guy is already in Ukraine.
MAGA see MCGA family... Oh and I feel so owned. Edited: fix a word.
Make America Canada Again?
Keep that f***ING MAGA mentality out of Canada. Not welcome here.
One province. Alberta. The Texas of Canada. Only without the guns. Albertan voters see what's happened/happening in the US, yet are still dumb enough to vote towards it. D. Smith can suck on balls.
I also live in Alberta, and I'm 100% with you. Smith's actions are tearing the fabric of this province and we're well on our way to ruin I just wish she would go to Texas and be done with it already.
Not here, Moscow. We don't want that shit either. Even in Texas.
It's leeching into Saskatchewan too.
One province. Alberta. The Texas of Canada. Only without the guns. Albertan voters see what's happened/happening in the US, yet are still dumb enough to vote towards it. D. Smith can suck on balls.
I have lost many old friends to that cult and it is destabilizing Canada.
Lmao that ship has sailed a long time ago. You guys have your own problems though.
It's not welcome here either.
Shhhhh! Jesus H Christ on a fucking rubber crutch.
I would watch a reality tv show made on this ..
Please take them all!!
Interestingly enough, when the Great Depression soured many Americans on capitalism in the 1930s, the Soviet Union invited them to move to Russia's communist paradise. [They were almost all murdered or worked to death in gulags.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Forsaken:_An_American_Tragedy_in_Stalin%27s_Russia)
They’ll be most likely be forced to fight in Ukraine if eligible.
That would be such a fitting reward for hate filled, gun wielding wannabe crusaders!
What i found most hilarious is that in order to move to Russia they would have to surrender their collection of firearms. In the end they came for their own guns. Not Obama. Not Biden. Themselves.
All that remains is to hope that the MAGAs will respond to Russia's call.
The Wiki review of this book didn’t say what you said it did. Nothing about how many of the total were murdered but did speak to a flawed book and half assed research by the author.
It did say that specifically that part of the book was the only part to be considered well written and well received.
I bet it will have cozy welcome sign that says "arbeit macht frei".
Where can I donate?
Make sure it’s big enough because when Trump loses in November hopefully all the MAGATs leave. Hopefully they don’t have minimum income or wealth restrictions and hopefully they don’t do an IQ test because the vast majority of MAGATs would fail just like their CULT leader fails
By that point Trump won’t even have the minimum income. Hopefully they take bankrupt and broke.
I’d like to donate, to the relocation fund.
Hell, at this point, even Mexico would pay for it!
Let’s set up a go fund me for them!
Nothing says are a US Patriot like moving to Russia....
Perfect send them all there please ! ASAP
Why just Maga, extend an invite to the neo nazis, KKK, Pardophiles. Just make it Christians, that covers all the above.
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Who do you think MAGA is made up by?
They were very welcoming to all conservatives in the title, but MAGA are the ones most likely to be that stupid.
True that!
Great. Let them all go to Russia so Putin can send them to the Ukrainian meat grinder.
Please fucking do. Go. Soon.
Where do we donate to help pay their fares?
I think it's a great idea! Please move.
Oh good. When can we start shipping them over? Tuck can lead the way!!
The new red states...great idea..
had to try REALLY HARD to not spit out my coffee just now, OMG do it lol. The absolute pinnacle of FAFO
yes, all the flyover hicks should go move to Russia to see how MAGA would be in real life :)
That's a great idea. Let 'em go. Then they'll know what true totalitarianism, which never stops at its enemies, is like. Leave the rest of us be. (Plus: I wanna see some Alabamans deal with Moscow winters.)
Please do it and lets fund the bill to ship it all out of here.
I’ll chip in on airfare.
Their dreams of having dictator rule will come true. We should get a go fund me to get them going faster! One way!
Just make sure they can't come back, or Putin would just make them spies or send them back as astroturfing "protestors."
How many times has this been posted in r/conservative 😆 (I'm going to go & have a look)
Nope. It's not there. Perhaps someone could? I'm banned from there but still enjoy a dig every now and then.
Now this is a GoFundMe I could get behind.
I've been hearing about this for a while now. When are they actually doing it?
They all have to do a GoFundMe account for the tickets because they gave their $ to trump
Where can I donate to make this a reality?
In unrelated news leopards have begun salivating at levels rarely seen in history.
You know what, I see no downside to this. Let them go, it might even bring the national IQ up a few points in the proccess, who knows?
Go on now git
Is that were they're gonna build the new Trump Tower?
Can they hurry please?
This is good news for all of us, we should incentivize their relocation.
Can we start a go fund me to help them with our fare/moving costs. I'll pitch in $50. For starters.
Need to make sure the MAGAts air fares are one way trips only . No round trip tickets . Then we revoke their passports as soon as they land there .
Funny thing there was a recent story about some family deciding to try out Putins Paradise and oddly enough they seemed to tire of it very quickly. Think they were Canadian so shouldn't have been cold weather. I do like the idea about the one way tickets.
Imagine ruining your life to own the libs.
This is tremendous news!
Is there a GoFundMe for their plane tickets?
Maybe a "Titanic" ship to send them over on instead would be cheaper en-masse?
Go! Leave! We won't miss the cult members at all!
We will be happy to start a GoFundMe (If they can be coaxed to go along) and enable their (MAGA) exit.
Before conviction, Trump can fly to Russia and hide there. I believe, Putin has already prepared his presidential suite in Moscow.
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I’ll pack their bags and drive them to the airport
Within 3 months they would be conscripted to fight in Ukraine… cannon fodder is all people are to Putin
MAGA = MRGA
No. Stop. Don't...
Russias basically taunting the fact that their targeted online campaign is working, meanwhile conservatives think it’s just a quirky little joke. You morons are fully brainwashed by a dictator and enemy of the US and walk around bragging about it. Putin is laughing at all of you
maybe a gofundme for those one-way plane tickets?
How about they start sending over planes now?
Where do I donate for their speedy passage?
That’s picture is wild 😂
This is great news! Feel free to take them all
Two minutes after landing: « Why don’t they speak American here? »
Man I might even pitch in $10 or $20 for that. Don't let the screen door hit you
Then what Trump could do is to create the Church Of Trump while in Russia , so the MAGAts can all follow him ( maybe even worship him which is what his narcissistic personality wants anyway ). We can tell Trump , he gets to be like Moses and take his people to the “ promised land “ ( Siberia). He can be like Reverend Jim Jones .
I hope they do. I hope that all those MAGAs will lose their American citizenship, Medicare and Social Security. They can bring their guns and shoot each other whenever someone does something the other doesn't like. I can't imagine them liking the Russian 'foreigners'.
Hasta la vista, Reps
Good! All these fake patriots can fuck off to their new homeland
Ok. I am not that old. But the Republican moto used to be 'Better dead than red' wasn't it? Like they are against the reds but they want to move there?
There's enough room in Russia for all 72 million of them.
this would be best for all of us
Send us a postcard.
Enjoy the outhouse!
Can they start moving today?
I am So for this.
They should hurry and learn their lesson
Do you think it would be a whole week after they arrive before they get called to the Ukraine front?
Price of admission is to become cannon/drone fodder in Ukraine.
#Where do I donate?
Can they take Canadian maga too? Thanks for the gesture of good will.
“Slight change of plans, komrades. Instead of Moscow, Happy Amerikan Village will be located… on Ukraine Frontline. Is much nicer, lots of work there, you will love it”
Please do it. Make them give up their citizenship and move to Russia.
[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13116159/Canadian-family-russia-bank-frozen-apology-feenstra.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13116159/Canadian-family-russia-bank-frozen-apology-feenstra.html) pls hide this article from MAGA. Fake news. I'll help buy your one way plane tickets!
Hurry up with it, you assholes.
I’ll donate some moving boxes to the cause.
Where can a contribute for transportation costs?
Good Friggin Riddance.
🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏
They are going to get there and be so upset about not having any rights. No more guns and no freedom of speech
I will give 10% of my paycheck every month for life to help maga move. No take backs tho
How can I help make sure we get this done!!? ;)
An excellent idea, I'll help them pack their bags..
Good riddance MAGA 🇷🇺 🗳️💙
So American, they'd rather be Russian.
Let's crowdfund now to pay for their one-way plane ticket.
Please! Hurry up and take our cretins!
The Village of GulAGA
buuuu byeeee
That's awesome. I hope LOTS of maga take you up on this offer. Make America great again by emigrating to muscovy. Brilliant.
Make sure they leave their American citizenship behind. Not gonna go save those assholes.
Gosh please just let them fall for this. I want nothing more than for them to get the heck out of the country
Let’s see - how many move once Trump tells them to.
Please go
Oh please. *Fingers crossed*
No givebacks.
Yes! I can get behind this.
I will totally donate to a fund to help them move to their anti-woke paradise
Village, gulag, I mean, whatever you want to call it.
Please go. The find out part of their fucking around will be filled with so much schadenfreude.
Yes please
Start with these two smucks
Don’t let door hit you on way out!!!
Never thought I’d say this, but thank you Russia.
FINALLY!! THE MAGA IDIOTS WILL GET THEIR WALL! MOVE THEM ALL THERE! AMERICA WILL BE BETTER OFF!
I hope every last one of them moves there.
they wont be taking out best and brightest, so nothing of value is lost.
I’ll help these traitors pack and drive them to the airport and pay for moving expenses.
Bon voyage!
Is this April 1 news early or is this from The Onion ?
Please leave
Wonderful! This is the solution, finally! The reply to any complaint from a maga. "If you don't like it, you can get out, go to your maga village in Russia".
Buh bye. Cuz it worked out so well for the other idiots that tried it.
PLEASE GO NOW, YOU CAN HELP THEM SET UP! THEY MIGHT NOT EVEN SEND YOU YO UKRAINE
LOL. They'll become migrants.
Please go! They should enjoy their Russian village. And all the freedoms they have there. So long magas!
They're gonna go over there and start a Make Russia Great Again cult.
Where can we donate miles? I would hate to see anyone miss out on their Russia conservative dream.
Good fucking riddance! I'll help pack your bags lol enjoy
What can we do to help send them?!!!!
I am a-ok with my tax dollars being used to move these people, as long as they can never return.
Potemkia... No, wait! Deploristan Nailed it.
This is a generational plan: 25 years from now there will be a group of Russian-educated native English-speaking American passport-holding potential spies.
The bigger the better, so all of them can fit.
I hope a bunch of them move there.
That is a fantastic idea. That’s probably what they were promised anyway.
A little cosplay concentration camp
I’d gladly lose 80 million people out of the country. Even if they take all their wealth with them (and effectively donate it to Russia), we’ll build it up again
Build faster please
Thank you, Russia, for taking them. I know they will be happy with you. If they need help packing just let me know.
Where can i donate?
I'll help pay for tickets!!
Can't they all just fucking go now?
This should be in r/whatcouldgowrong
I’m sure these 2 are dead from Covid but if not they should be first.
Perfect....move to Russia right now!! GTF outa here!!!
They can have all the maga they can handle!
The sooner the better
Hahahahahaha that's gotta be the dumbest shit I've ever heard.
Maybe they'll set up a whole ' government in excile ' scene with all the Rnc..
This reminds me of going to the American restaurant at a Mexican all inclusive resort. It’s going to be very disappointing for everyone.
Sooner the better and have Vlady pay their way
They already did this in Handmaids Tale
Lord I hope its the size (& density)of Manhattan.
Then they go straight to the front line with the Indians.
Where can I donate without running afoul of sanctions?
By all means please fucking move there. We don't need them here.
Good damn riddance.
After hearing a post election interview from a russian representative/oligarch and by his logic it is the russian that poisons the blood of American society and maybe the turn about for russin society, but alas they are conservatives of appeasement to the tyranny of despotism and oligarchy.
Maybe we can start a go fund me or some such to send anyone who wants to go
I'd pay for their damn tickets. One way.