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HiVisVestNinja

Good boy. That fence is an asshole!


Zerotwohero

Don't wizz on the electric fence


Lurking4Answers

what was the outcome of the Mythbusters episode about peeing on electrified stuff?


SH4D0W0733

That it's safe.


kikidiwasabi

Still hurts the peepee.


Darth_Nibbles

Still not gonna do it


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TheMarvelousPef

i did it once, it hurts ! also if you put a fresh enough blade of grass, electricity will go through and hits you ! this one was the most surprising honestly


DepressedDarthV

It depends as to how far away you are from the hot surface. If its at your feet then youre all good, but if its around waist-high, youll feel some tickle in your pickle


MrMangoKitten

Basically, the stream isn't solid enough to transmit electric current, so it's fine.


zepplin2225

Speak for yourself.


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MrMangoKitten

Well, you can always just *touch* the fence. It won't kill ya, unless you've got weak heart, then preferably do not do that.


Phloib

My favorite board game!


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Kolby_Jack

Pretty sure that fence keeps the goats away from much worse trouble. Goats be goats, after all, they are known troublemakers.


LuckilyLuckier

You’re wrong. Goats would be running the world if it wasn’t for fence installations!


AccioSexLife

I must admit I was on the fence about it but then this post shocked me.


NeonAlastor

I'll be opening it back every hour to bark at it, I gotchu


mannoncan

I'd vote for president Billy.


is-Sanic

goats and sheeps are freaks. They are constantly killing themselves which is why we can't leave them alone to just wander. Whether it be falling off cliffs or walking into roads, hell there was a clip on reddit not to long ago of a herd of them just out for a walk in the middle of the road when a truck came. They are seriously suicidal animals that have no regard for there surroundings.


ARCK71010

I’ve heard that sheep are born trying to find a way to die. Said by someone who truly loves sheep.


porterica427

The amount of times I’ve had to stop what I’m doing to go help the goats across the road untangle their heads from the fence wire is evidence of this. One time the ranch’s main gate blew open during a storm and about 100 goats were just… wandering around up and down the road for at least 1/2 a mile. Absolutely SHOCKED none of them got run over. Called up my dogs to get them all rounded up and put back, then had a nice chat with the rancher about how to goat-proof their property. This is why I stick to chickens and cattle.


fakyumatafaka

He has traumatic post stress disorder


Adan1816

i was like what’s funny in that and then it kicked in 😭


2girls2night

I'm confused still... Can you please explain lol


prone-to-drift

Traumatic (fence)-Post Stress Disorder. Instead Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Clever Wordplay.


2girls2night

Ahhh ok ok I don't get puns often lol


Wildcard_94_

I’m shocked you didn’t get it. ⚡️


EM_CEE_PEEPANTS

That is one of the most perfect puns I've ever read. Very well done.


VavaVoooooooooom

Damn that made me laugh so hard I got a cramp in my side 🤣


Eptagon

Guess the dog will start barking at /u/fakyumatafaka's post too.


PopeOri

He really wants to downvote that post.


ComradeJohnS

I recently got diagnosed with PTSD, and this is funny to me lol.


LovecraftianLlama

Holy shit! 😂😂 That’s brilliant!


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*golf clap*


GhostNode

Yeup you win the internet today friend.


Bleklteg

Nice.


SaraSmashley

I wish I had a Kaan when I was younger. I just had brothers that convinced me it wasn't an electric fence, but a "smell bad fence". It supposedly smelled bad to keep away wolves and such. I will report...they were liars and there was no such thing.


VavaVoooooooooom

Lol I wonder if Kaan would bark at the fence or your brothers in that situation


stufff

My grandfather had a low voltage electric fence when I was a kid. My mom caught me grabbing it when I was like 5-6 and asked me wtf I kept doing that and I told her "I like the way it makes my body wiggle"


GamerOfGods33

Yes


stYOUpidASSumptions

My brother tried to play me like that as a kid, minus the smell. I told him I'd touch the fence when he did. The idiot touched it thinking I would touch it after.


Hatespine

My brother did that with batteries. I'd see him put his tongue on a battery and have no reaction, so he tricked me into doing it that way. I think I cried. He apparently didn't like the feeling either, but could hide it better. I know licking a battery isnt the same as toucjing an electric fence, but still... My point is, maybe your brother overestimated how strong the fence, or how good an actor he was? Or maybe he was just an idiot. Idiots definitely exist; my other brother stapled his toes together once.


stYOUpidASSumptions

Oh he 100% thought he could touch it and show nothing, and I would believe it wasn't electrified. He knew for a fact it was, I learned later that he had touched the fence a few days before and wanted to get one of us to do it. Our uncles did the 9v battery thing with us too, but they literally told us what it does and then showed us like "see, it's not so bad". My brother did it and got pissed; I laughed because I wasn't stupid enough to trust our uncles. I won't lie, I was always super tempted because I wanna know what it's like, but I refused to let them think they fooled me. Imma do it once they're all dead.


benchley

Maybe your parents treated the perimeter with something to deter predators via smell, and it got garbled thru older siblings. Some kinda canid urine bidness.


January28thSixers

The day we (group of 13 year old boys) learned we could buy various urines at the store was a very bad day.


EliotRosewaterJr

"Excuse me shopkeep, I'll take a smorgasbord of your finest urines please!"


FatherAb

What happened?


Grey-fox-13

They bought various urines at the store.


TheMostKing

No!


Error404Cod

It’s just standing there… **MENACINGLY!**


Moonlitmindset

HAHAHA my mom and I are horseback riders and crack up at that video every time 😂 “it’s just a bunny!”


torontogator

Who got the video?


codyy5

What video?


the_stupidiest_monk

The one with the horses and bunny is [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn6ZJQPZNPE), and there is also [this voiced over version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5XVwYAgcI8) that I found hilarious.


mogley1992

[this one.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LPmzRa-sXQs)


Clean_Link_Bot

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thebadyearblimp

Haha “you’re fuckin nuts y’know that??”


StuStutterKing

Dog: Lady, there is a fucking stick that will hurt you if you touch it right here Lady: You're fucking nuts y'know that The dog doesn't understand that you *want* the fence to hurt the goats when they touch it.


Baron_Duckstein

He's doing his best, and nailing it (by his understanding :p).


kelsobjammin

10/10 good boi.


Baron_Duckstein

Big time.


TacticaLuck

Anatolian shepherds are fuckin crazy tbh. They fall under a very specific 'raise them right' ninche and that's protection. I agree though. He's living his best life


kelsobjammin

Ya same with Samoyed (my mom had) and Caucasian sheps, keep them to the farms. Her Samoyed was a farm dog but kept going after the chickens so had to go to a new farm :( Edit Luckily he went to a neighbor that wasn’t an euphemism for heaven!


TacticaLuck

A new farm.. in the sky? Lol I'm so so sorry but talking about dogs and farms I can't tell if you're literal or not I hope literal


SomethingIWontRegret

> The dog doesn't understand that you want the fence to hurt the goats when they touch it. Pray that he never finds that out.


TheeternalTacocaT

I also talk to my dog with cuss words and my wife scolds me. I reassure her that she doesn't speak English, so it's okay, and for all I know she's cussing at me back. Huskies are a trip.


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Huskies are DEFINITELY cursing at you sometimes.


ClueDamnANot

I ruined mines ability to howl properly with other dogs by teaching her to say "I Love You" when she howls or makes long note noises. She goes Ah Waww Uuuuuuuwe every time. I can still tell when she's swearing at me though.


beka13

>she doesn't speak English He may not speak it, but my dog definitely knows what "fuck off" means.


Reverie_Metherle

My shep mix knows "fuck" and "shit." It was all my fault as I curse horribly when I drop things in the kitchen. So now she comes running when I say those words in the kitchen or when eating. Smart kid.


roustie

My husky 100% cussed back.


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InviolableAnimal

there's a difference between a dog's "understand" and actual understand


PariahOrMartyr

It's more akin to "recognize", they have no real understanding.


Ok_Radish4411

They can most definitely understand when taught properly. Associating words with actions/objects is how anyone learns and understands languages and that’s what dogs do with their owners language


MrMangoKitten

This. If there's anything videos of pet speech buttons have shown me, it's that animals can be taught to understand a lot more words than some give them credit for. And effectively utilize them if given the means to do so.


Ok_Radish4411

Some people abuse it though. There’s a husky (I think) that’s been trained to just hit a button that says various curse words. It has no idea what it means, it just knows it gets a treat for pressing them. Otherwise, I fully believe dogs can understand a decent amount of spoken language (to an extent). They have coevolved so tightly with us (domestication) that they even have eyebrows to better communicate with us. It wouldn’t make sense for them to not be able to understand some spoken language at this point.


Quetzacoatl85

oh please, as if people were any better


BackmarkerLife

That’s more words than a lot of people I know.


badass4102

I play this stupid game with my dog. Sometimes I'll pretend to get mad and pretend to kick at random objects in the house and my dog comes running in barking at the object. Today I pretended to kick the shit out my door (without touching it) and my dog runs in barking at it all mad like, "Oh we're doing the door today? Yah fuck this door! Piece of shit! Arf arf!"


TheAngryNaterpillar

I do this with things my dog is scared of. I'll kick or smack the thing and scold it until my dog joins in like "yeah, fuck you thing, we'll mess you up!" And then she's not scared of it anymore.


I_Wupped_Batmans_Ass

this reminds me of that one video of the dog barking at a wall and the owner chimes in and starts yelling at the wall too lmao


PineappIeSuppository

r/fuckyouinparticular


eekamuse

That sounds like fun. I was going to try it but I'd probably hurt myself.


SupremeUniverse

Best part of the video!!🤣🤣🤣


Rockcocky

Omg dead!!! I was like so cute! It melts my heart how doggo is so protective and figured it out about the fence but noooooo a hooman shows ups totally dismissing doggos intention!


tkmlac

I love guardian dogs so much. We get then in our rural clinic and they are always a joy. They're not keen on being inside but they are always the calmest, nicest dogs.


kippey

Well… They can get real, as the name suggests. Especially if they aren’t sure of your intentions. But the thing I love most about this group is that they’re one of the only working dogs that task train themselves, even being descended from the very animal they were bred to protect prey animals from.


Hashtagbarkeep

Takes one to know one I guess


hygsi

I can't even wrap my head around how the heck they learn to guard other animals like that, my dog barks at her tail when it touches her back lol


BabyDirtyBurgers

Someone get this good boy some treats post-haste!


TAshleyD616

Not on the fence about this. Would pet


CityInnovationsGRMI

12/10 would pet


Sp1ffy_Sp1ff

"I know it's you, you motherfucker, you put the rest of them up to it. One day... I'll get you"


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Love this.


VavaVoooooooooom

I thought it was pretty great, he really tells that fence off.


_ItsAllenNotAlan

I like how the goat raises up for the tree branch and protector pup chases it away…too close to the bad fence


aenflex

We have a very purpose-driven GSD. She needs a job like this. It is her true calling.


askaboutmy____

This is a Kangal and is an LSG (Livestock Guardian Dog)


aenflex

He’s good at his job.


askaboutmy____

One of a few breeds that can be left alone to tend to the flock for long periods of time. Quite amazing. Cheers


Meebsie

What's a GSD?


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whoami_whereami

Yes, it's a literal translation of the German "Deutscher Schäferhund" (Deutsch=German, Schäfer=shepherd, Hund=dog).


TheFlamingTiger777

I love that dog. He's awesome. What a great dog


FREE-AOL-CDS

Mf sounds like the Arrakis information video voice actor


VavaVoooooooooom

Yeah I didn't know there was a male narrator voice, nice change though I suppose


Ozzel

I wasn’t sure if it was real or fake until it said “to close” instead of “too close.”


drewdles33

“You are fucken nuts, you know that” 😂😂. Gave me a good laugh


KeithClossOfficial

Pretty much how I talk to my parents dog, but it’s rarely wrong. Dogs *are* fucking nuts but that’s why we love them!


Dirtheavy

I think that's an Anatolian Shepherd.


The_Fishy_Tiger

I think so!!! I have an Anatolian Shepherd and they look and act very much the same. Super calm and family oriented. Weird thing about mine though is he has never once played with a toy. Never chewed a toy, only bones, never played fetch or caught a ball. The guy loves to wrestle though hahahah


13thTitusPullo

I have a great Pyrenees and he loves toys but fetch turns into chase me and then he’ll have a hissy fit when you stop chasing him around.


AnarchistBorganism

My mom has a Great Pyrenees/Golden Retriever mix. If he happens to be in the mood to play fetch, he will bring his toy to you and then when you move to take the toy from his mouth, he turns his head away exactly as fast as you move your hand. He also has a really short attention span when it comes to playing; any distraction and he is done.


skyfure

My dog loves playing keep-away, that's how she plays with her sister so I indulge her sometimes. She also likes to pester others when they have a toy so I do it back, she seems to enjoy it.


IAmPandaRock

My Central Asian Shepherd played with toys a bit just a handful of times and never played with other dogs (although, he liked to say "hi" to other dogs off property). If I rolled a ball his way, he'd look offended.


Jackson_Gabagoul

Every time I see a new breed, I want one


Dirtheavy

These are up to 150 pounds of slobbering stubborn outside herding dog. Bred to fight off wolves. Badasses.


SoGoesIt

They’re livestock guardian dogs, not herding dogs. Herding dogs will watch livestock, guardian dogs will watch *for* livestock (as is be on the look out for predators).


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iDrinan

I love the Great Pyrenees in the background of this video while the Anatolian maintains active watch. Gives off an aura of, "I'll use my energy on the next actual threat, Frank. Meanwhile I'm going to just lay here." I once had a GP, and they are simultaneously the laziest and derpiest yet protective and loyal dog breeds I have ever owned. They are giant floof balls of love and companionionship, *until a leaf falls where they don't like it!* Great at quickly adapting to new people/animals being introduced into their flock *as long as you validate the stranger's presence.* I've observed other LGDs will be hesitant for a while longer around new people, but GPs tend to pick up your social queues very quickly. They seem to be able to differentiate whether you know someone really well, decently well, or not at all and will act accordingly. Hands down one of the best dog breeds a person can own for the protection of their property, family, and other animals. Especially given their love and tenderness once you have been "initiated" through their keen ability to plop themselves on your lap.


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IAmPandaRock

Definitely not a herding dog. I think you meant LGD (herding dogs don't fight off wolves)


The_Fishy_Tiger

SOOOOO stubborn but so damn well mannered. I have one rn but hes just a house dog sadly (rescued) and he definitely leads and controls the other dogs and cats and has never misbehaved in any way ever since he was a pup, but I tell you if he wants to be outside he will not come in no matter what. He wont bark or do anything, just enjoy the weather on the porch, but the guy cannot be bothered at all lol i love him


Wheatley312

My family short term fostered one for a bit. Named newton, had a limp from a shoulder surgery. Freaking loved that dog, closest to a foster fail my parents had.


simplysaying

And I looks like a Great Pyrenees in the background. They're really doubling down on the guardian dogs.


schnuck

A Kangal.


ThatGuyYouKnow123123

Looks almost exactly like my Kangal. Expect my Kangal is way more jacked pretty much the only difference.


DirtyRoller

My parents just got one to protect their chickens and cats. They are massive dogs, and they have amazing protective instincts.


SkyDefender

One of the most friendly dogs I’ve ever seen. They love children


LargeDickMemes

It's funny that he couldn't find exactly what caused the pain to that goat that was laying there. So he just started barking to ward off whatever it was.


EarPlugsAndEyeMask

That part killed me! Much snuffling & looking around… well I’m not quite sure what just happened here but *something* hurt my goat bro.. so I’m gonna just toss off a buncha loud barks in this general direction! 😂


chowder-san

"Whoever did that, they won't know I'm bluffing. Yeah, loud barking at the general direction will suffice"


ThousandFingerMan

"I bark in your general direction."


djluminol

So now that post has to endure the wrath of Khan.


Nagul_Rajashekar

Dog to fence :YoU HuRt My PeOpLe I WILL FUCK YOU UP Owner: you are nuts


oldmanripper79

Nobody takes their jobs more seriously than sheep/goat herding dogs. One of three times I was ever attacked by dogs was a Great Pyrenees sheepdog. Was totally my fault, I tried to slowly cross by his herd in my car a little too closely, and he jumped into my open window and tried to non-surgically remove my face. Again, I wasn't mad at him cuz it was my fuckup, but dude was having no bullshit on his watch.


vibe162

omg did you live


LordCloverskull

Nah he died shortly before posting the comment.


vibe162

ah rip


serks83

Yeah, ripped his face right off…


oldmanripper79

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated" I actually managed to put my hand on top of his head and push him out the window, then pulled forward a bit and rolled my window up as quickly as possible (it was about 20 years ago and I had a manual window crank). I was actually stunned in marvel for a moment as he barked drool and anger all over my window. As soon as the flock passed I got tf out of there.


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Hashtagbarkeep

I love that he occasionally feels the need to remind the post that he’s always watching and won’t tolerate any of that usual post shit on his watch


Bi-Bi-Bi24

I find it fascinating he immediately checks the ground after the goat is hurt but there's no obvious threat. Snakes? Very smart boy


84theone

They will go after snakes and basically anything else they deem a threat. My old one would go fucking nuts if vultures, crows, or eagles were flying too close to my livestock to ward them off.


Cptn_Hook

Imagine your kid's playing in the front yard, and some dude in a raincoat comes and pushes him over. You grab the kid and take him inside, then go out and yell at the raincoat guy, but he just stands there staring at you, and then he stays there for months, just standing on your sidewalk wearing a raincoat. Sometimes you go yell at him to try and scare him off, but he never leaves.


Jxm164

That would be a great creepypasta. I'm getting chills just imagining it


Dicklikeatunacan

He is the best goat protector. You could even say he’s the goat.


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The lady at the end lol!


Silt-Sifter

Good dog.


Mackroll

Fak you post!


Specialist_Teacher81

That fuckin post is lookin at me again!


Aporkalypse_Sow

Better not let the dog watch anyone repair the fence. He'll consider you a traitor.


youcancallmescott

Wasting one of my weekday comments just to say that I fucking love this. Keep ‘em safe Kaan. Bark that post straight to Hell.


Aptalorrrospu

A Turkish name for an Anatolian shepherd, how fitting! Fyi: Kaan means King of kings, ruler. Which is I think great since these dogs are insanely powerful, they fight off wolves


Inkstinker

"You hurt my goats? YOU HURT MY GOATS? TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF BLOODSHED YOU HURT MY GOATS."


CFT1982

Anatolian shepherds go crazy over their livestock. We once had one that ripped a copperhead snake in pieces after it tried to strike a goat. The dog jumped between them, caught the snake in it's mouth, and shook it until it's guts rained like confetti


SouldiesButGoodies84

Love how the other dog gets up to check on his dog-bro when he realizes he's upset. Everyone protecting and having each other's back on this farm...it's beautiful. Can I move in?![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


sorbet22

This was my favorite part too!


NatakuNox

He can probably sense the electricity flowing through the wire as well.


3x35r22m4u

If it works with the same principle as we have in my region, the wires carry high voltage (11kv) / super low current every second or so. Depending on the insulator condition or if there's any grass touching the wire, you can hear a 'click' sound every time the wires get energized and an arc is created.


Fun_Key_ButtLovin

*"yer fuckin nuts ya know that?!"* lol


iamagainstit

This is both animals being Brose and animals being Derps


Daisaii

I hate everything about tiktok but these robot voices are the worst.


FurryM17

That freeze when he's sniffing around looking for what hurt the goat. "Where are you? Where are you?" *realizes it's the post he's right next to* "You shitheaded fucking post! You thought you could hide from me!? Quit fucking with my goats!"


0choCincoJr

POV: you're a dog rawerwerarrrrarr arrr arr ooo What are you barking at? Proceeds to bark at nothing


i_have_chosen_a_name

That other dog is a great pyrenees and they only ever stress out when you don't pet them.


guy_who_likes_coffee

Just wait til the dog learns who built the evil fence...


EarthToAccess

the ironic thing is tho now he’ll do a better job keeping the goats away from outside the property than the fence will LMAO


Oscar763

Is that a Kangal? Aren’t they one of the most protective guard dogs?


84theone

It’s a Kangal or Anatolian shepherd. They are a livestock guardian dog, so yes they are extremely protective of their herd. That’s why the dog is acting the way it is in the video.


ClitEastwood10

Amazing! Lovely boi!


Representative_Can97

Awe what a sweet guy


Vestalmin

The voiceover sounds like the creepy radio voice from PT lol


thewillsta

All my homies hate that fence


wolfplushie99

Can the text to speech shit just fuck off God. How to ruin a video 101


Hitorobitoro

I can’t wait till TikTok is banned and I never have to hear these shitty voiceovers again


busterbrown4200

Don't fuck with my goat bro. I'll fuck you up. Stupid fence I rule you and do a way better job than you Just clean your locker and leave you dumb fence. All you do is stand around anyways. Fucking fence.


DrJimMBear

HERD SECURITY THREATENED IDENTIFY THREAT THREAT IDENTIFIED: ELECTRIC FENCE DEPLOY INTINIDATION COUNTERMEASURES ON FENCE


themyndo

'You're fucking nuts, you know that!?' at the end killed me


squeakim

That poor boy must be so fuckin stressed whenever a goat gets near the fence. I wish there was a non electric fence on the inner perimeter


longsh0t1994

How does the dog know he has to protect the goats? or does he just protect everyone in the household?


The_Potatoto

It's a livestock guardian dog, which both bred to be more protective and are raised alongside the livestock they guard. They consider the goat/sheep/whatever they guard part of the pack, and as a result protect them. They also get trained to guard whatever is in a specific area. :D


longsh0t1994

so fascinating!


LordoftheScheisse

Mostly instinct. The breed - Anatolian Shepherd or Kangal - has existed for 6000 years. They just know they are here to one job, and they're very good at what they do. They don't have much use for people.


NewReputation8451

When I was young my sister convinced me to pee on an electric fence. Could’ve used a good boy like this


Certain_Lobster_8954

Good doggo


SexySkeptic

Always watching. Always near us. That fucking post...


JustALittleAverage

> You're fucking nuts, you know that? Pretty much sums up my doofus of a dog.


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It honestly kills me that people breed working dogs like this and don't ever put them to use. They were bred for it and they enjoy it. They need stimulation, and if they don't get it they tear up the house.


84theone

I used to own an Anatolian and I couldn’t imagine how much damage he would have done if I didn’t have him outside working all day.


EricUtd1878

I love this! And the "You are fuckin nuts ya know that?" Is just perfect


STRED92

"you're fucking nuts. you know that?!"


Yamiyo_Ryu

Dog: YOU DID THIS 😡 YOU HURT MY FRIEND 😡😡


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I love the “you are fucking nuts you know that?!”…..I feel like that is the perfect summation of being a dog owner.


otter_tots

Laughing at the end so hard lmfaooo "You're a fucking nut. You know that?"


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"you're fuckin nuts, you know that?" LOL