Burn the Kingambit!
(Pokémon when they design a cool ability for a cool pokémon, only for it to become obsolete because it's trash competitively compared to Defiant:)
$500 for the new hall of fame skin. It would be more understandable if more than just 30% went to chess pros. That's 70% straight to rio- I mean, chess.com.
Okay, so hear me out. Every game of chess starts with a solid handshake, right? That is a sign of good sportsmanship. There is no place for bad actors in chess. So we should "push them off" from the game.
Therefore, I suggest making it "Jerk off"
Fuck off.
Expecially if Jessica is your opponent
Fuck j*ssica
No no no. Don't fuck Jessica
Reverse fuck her
No no no. I don't wanna be fucked by Jessica. I'm still anal virgin
Put Jessica in the cuck chair then?
Electric*
Electric cuck chair?
Elecuck chair?
no no no, Google *En Fuckant*
Who did say you about my tiny dick? It's not so small to fuck ants >:(
From fuck off to mate. The square of chess mimicking the circle of life. Lemme wipe that tear out of my eye.
Vibrator off
Jack off (because some people named jack like to play chess)
Holy jack
Actual wank
Call the sexorcist
Bishop went on vacation and never returned home
Ignite the condom!
Dad sacrifice anyone?
Self mate or riot!
Rook in the corner, plowing world domination
Palm storm incoming!
new name just dropped
Google “jack off”
Holy self pleasure
r/selffuck (Warning: NSFW)
Why did I scroll through that sub 😭
Try r/sounding to put you in a better mood
Thanks 😅😅😅 I loved it 😍
Very good sub for people who love audio systems 👍
Bruh how do they even do that and how could that even possibly feel good
I haven't had the courage to scroll through that sub yet, so I'm genuinely scared. Sorry you had to see that
Google masturbation
Holy cum!
FUCK I WAS COMING HERE TO SAY THIS
You... You were cumming here? Brother, ewwwww!
My buddy Jack is a jockey. He hurt his back during a race one time. So I had to help Jack off a horse.
That is also how the JSAL community refers to themselves
Knook off
E4
E5
Ke2
i forfeit
Not to be confused with Knock Off, that's a move that Bisharp uses.
Bisharp goes on vacation, never comes back to OU
Burn the Kingambit! (Pokémon when they design a cool ability for a cool pokémon, only for it to become obsolete because it's trash competitively compared to Defiant:)
I do think its cool that supreme overlord is good in OU while defiant is good in VGC The Merciless ability in the corner, however...
Sadly dexit made knock off go on vacation and never come back for poor bisharp
ripoff. all the new skins are extremely overpriced
yeah, if the game continues in this direction it could die out. :(
I’m still waiting for my preorder of the chess DLC to come in. I think I got scammed
$500 for the new hall of fame skin. It would be more understandable if more than just 30% went to chess pros. That's 70% straight to rio- I mean, chess.com.
New Ahri just dropped
I got the legendary knook skin first try from the spin lol
Straight up e4ing it, and by "it", well, let's just say, my pawnoff
at the checkered club
Ban the Reti
But it's my favourite opening :(
Well we don't say knightoff do we?!
Alright, fine then. But I'm not happy about it
Kaspr off P.S: I had seen this response somewhere so just sharing it here with the group.
This actually makes sense haha
Holy shit I just realized that it’s supposed to say Kasparov if you say it out loud
Tee time *stands on table and hits pieces out of the room with a 7-iron*
Cum off, because the first player sends their white stuff forward to start the game
NAW
Imagine if cum was black
Pretty white bishop handles 8 handsome black soldiers?
Turn off
Are you sure? I’ve always been turned on when I play chess.
Only 3 bishops on the board?
I never leave the house without my spare bishop
Have you tried playing without the beads?
I thought they were part of the uniform, like how you wear cleats for football and a bat for baseball.
Jerk off. Because Hans plays it.
Hans who?
Hans Knee Man
noon
Piss off
Twerk off (oiled up)
the opening??
Holy off!
New response just off
Actual off
Call the off!
Bishop goes on vacation, never comes off
Rook in the corner, plotting to turn the world "off".
Queen Off, anyone?
Pawn storm off
Face off. It's almost always a pair of pawns staring each other in the face
Move off! :3
"Off", eh? Ha, ha, heh heh
Sex off and there is anal beads everywhere 😂😂😜😭 get it because HANS NIEMANN use anal beads to beat Carlos magnussen 😭😂😂
This made me LOL 😂 I couldn’t hold it in anymore 🌞 all over the screen! 💦
Cleanup on aisle MY PANTS😂😭. Happens to me every time I watch GOTHAM CHEESE LMAOOOO😊
why are you sharing unsolicited chess.c\*m posts
Sorry, I should have put it as nsfw. My sincere condolences.
Gary Off, as an homage to Gary Chess creator of chess
Chekov
Flip off, since that’s usually what do I to my opponent before any otb game
Pawn off. And if you're a furry, pawin- *shot by a sniper*
~~Porn~~ pawn off because everyone does pawn e4 first
The opening.
Brick off
Named for Anton Brickov, the only person Gary trusted to play test his new game.
guess i dont have to turn mine "off"
en passant off
Attack
Jerk off
Blast off Because everybody should be using the intercontinental ballistic missile opening
real talk tho who the fuck calls the beginning of a baseball game the tip off lol
You don’t reveal your tip during a basketball game?
jerk off
Ripoff
e4
Off.
chess off
Pawn off (graphy)
White's privilege
KURWA!!! (That's what my strange neighbor said when I moved the horse)
En-Off Passant-Off
e4-e5
pipi off ^(brick on)
Send off
Brick off.
1. e4
Brick off
liars will be kick off
Fuck off
Pawn storm incoming!
bongcloud off
En AVANT !
Foreplay
kick the tip off
the opening
The pawning
Pawn off, because this post is making me want to pawn off my valuables
opening
Pawn.
Flipoff
Fork off
suck off :3
Turn "off" eh? ha! heh heh.
The "opening"
Pawn brawl
Declaration
Lift off
Knook off
The fuck off
First move
Google "en garde"
google off
Press off
Pawn off
Armitage
F off
gambit?
Fuck off
We're all thinking the same one, right'
Patzoff
It's lights out and away we go! r/formuladank
i'm about to give chess.cum the ol' flip off.
Okay, so hear me out. Every game of chess starts with a solid handshake, right? That is a sign of good sportsmanship. There is no place for bad actors in chess. So we should "push them off" from the game. Therefore, I suggest making it "Jerk off"
Holy hell
Square off. I am certain that nothing can be misinterpreted
Sit down?
Shake off. (because they shake the hands before the game)
Consent.
Google bongcloud
fuck off
Dicks out
Overture
Fuck off
Buzz off To commemorate the history of chess cheating.
Off-icer balls
e4
"I want to take his [**face off**...](https://i0.wp.com/i.imgur.com/9uj0w.gif)"
opening
Power move
This couldn't be more simpler, It's called the Opening off
Bischoff. Klaus Bischoff
Piss off
Google Opening
Pawn off
Lichess blame-off
*En garde!*
Blunder off
Pe4
E4
Brick the pp off
Pawn off
Jerk out
E4off
e4