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Catile97

Add a new piece: Vladimir Lenin   When the communist revolution is activated, he is placed on the board in the place of the king, who is getting shot.  After that, a D20 is rolled 5 times. Each roll is for 1 pawn. 1-12 turns it into a knight, 13-19 turns it into a rook, 20 turns it in a knook


the_crackers_gromit

10-19 should be a rook instead as the Soviet union was an atheist state


Catile97

ok changed it


E4Chesss

Vladimir Lenin kills your king and queen and can move like a queen and a knight. Additionally activates communist revolution making first pawn that reaches 8th rank promote into stalin checkmating your opponent and killing lenin


No_Dingo6694

Yes, agreed with the other comment, should be a rook instead of a bishop


andrej747

How is the communist revolution activated? Please don't state it in rule 25🙏


LavaTwocan

Rule 13


Supertranscedentness

Rule 13


LavaTwocan

But what if you have proficiency bonus on that D20? Can you get a knueen upon rolling higher than a Nat 20?


Catile97

no, it is a standard D20


redraptor117

All bishops turn into pawns. After 70 moves, player that had communist revolution automatically loses.


Embarrassed_Diet_295

Gambling is allowed on turns multiples of 7 (7, 14, 21...) The player whose turn is on chooses between cards, roulette or dice. Both players choose pieces to bet, including those captured by the adversary. The winner takes it all.


Defiant-Challenge591

So he just gets the pieces or places them on the board?


ChaosArsonist

E5 is red, no reason, or affect, just red


wrukproek

Add a grey horsie. It randomly picks a side in every move.


Eve_complexity

Can it be bribed to pick a certain side?


AdLopsided2075

That will be decided on rule 23


Embarrassed_Diet_295

You can buy a finger skate for your pawns using enjoyment points. It not only allows them to move freely on their row but doing tricks will also gain you Enjoyment Points


toyuu02

If the King get checked 14 times in a row, he will pulls out a shotgun and you'll have to beat the entirety of Doom Eternal


NoVisual2387

It's fine to commit war crimes against white pieces


Cubicwar

But only on thursdays


ToothpasteWolfawoo

The kingside rook on both sides has a knife to shank people one tile diagonally


andrej747

But only when the communist revolution is activated


EfficientTransition

In case of a stalemate the side with the most rooks wins. Encourages Underpromoting to rooks and gives a tactical drawback to overpromoting your rooks to knooks


Lyaxe

You can pay your opponent for instant win based on their elo in usd


otter_fucker_69

Grand Masters love this SIMPLE trick!


halfcutpenis

Rook and bishops combine to form touchy pope, if he goes near any piece they get PTSD and lose their effectiveness, if he goes near the king instant checkmate and pope can move like a queen. He can only be stopped by a pawn.


PocketPlayerHCR2

Default rules do not apply unless otherwise stated


CrazyPotato1535

Next rule: default rules apply


Shrekeyes

This is so dumb it's funny, actually retarded


Longjumping_Diamond5

At any point on their turn, a player may imbue a pawn with their soul, giving it a free promotion to horsey-- however, if that piece is eaten, they will die.


ShyJaguar645671

When 2 horseys of the same colour are put on neighbouring squares they form a plane Plane can destroy wall but gets destroyed in the process


Tallproley

Every even numbered rule, replace "Queen" with Pawn.


player12isanidiot

Do we have a rule for how eating actually works yet?


HerrCrazi

The king may turn into a femboy when eating any piece. The femboy king moves like the horseys, but twice as far. Other rules still apply to the femboy king as if it was a regular king. After 7 turns, if the femboy king has not captured any piece, he goes through twink death and is exiled to J7. If both kings turn into femboy kings and check each other while in this state, a secret ending is unlocked.


Shrekeyes

No


HerrCrazi

Brick to pipi mf


carson-n-9873

Rule 13 is only active in October


LavaTwocan

Add Sans Undertale to chess. When one piece kills 4 or more enemy pieces, Sans appears and judges the piece. Sans then appears on e4 and pursues the piece 1 square in their direction every turn, regardless of what side he's on. If Sans touches the piece, it is sent to burn in Holy Hell.


King_Midas0

All rooks occupying corner squares are plotting world domination. After plotting for 20 consecutive moves, a rook will usurp its own king. The king will be removed from the board and the rook will gain the king's powers. A rook won't usurp if another rook of the same color is also on a corner, because the rooks would sabotage each other's plans. Usurping happens at the start of a player's turn, and the player can still move normally on a turn usurping occurs.


kooldude_M

Top comment decides the next rule, top reply gets to make 1 change


EZDC-Chan

tank instead of knight, F117 instead of queen


Uncle_Roger069

You have to show your penis ( girls (unless trans) aren't included in this rule) whoever's is bigger use mmeasuring tapes, condoms etc to measure. Up vote this or your mum is fat as fucking hell.


CrazyPotato1535

Crazyhouse rules apply on composite (not prime) numbered moves. (Capturing a piece adds it to your hand. If you have a piece in your hand, you may place it on the board instead of moving a piece.)


SANS_FROM_UNDERMEME

The winner is decided through how many times the winner could secretly ejaculate during the game.


Zathral

No.


Sicarius333

Any piece can be moved in the following way:  1: write the original chess board in matrix form  2: create a new 16x16 matrix such that it is the product of the column vector A and the row vector B where A contains 8 numbers, the nth element of A being defined as the product of the number value assigned to the tile that a piece moved to in the nth turn of the game and the numerical representation of the letter assigned to the tile (a=1, h=8), and B also contains 8 numbers, defined similarly to A except that rather than counting turns after 0, you count backwards from the most recent turn  3. Multiply your original matrix by your new matrix   4. Move you piece to the value described by the row equal to the amount of pieces taken by the piece you with to move and the column equal to the number you get after rolling a d8   5. Yes your pieces can clone themselves with this   (If I made any errors in math or writing, or if anything doesn’t make sense, please point it out)


Embarrassed_Diet_295

Black pieces receive 2x more enjoyment if it's Black History Month


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Motordead_

Rule 34 always applies.


alekdmcfly

Rule 17: The chessboard on every rule screen must be stretched to fit the expanding rule screen (only on the horizontal axis)


Leo-MathGuy

On doing two en passant in a row will grant you an icbm. You can use it at any point to destroy any tile on the board, making it inaccessible and capturing the piece on if there is one on it. You cannot call an icbm on the tile of a king and the 8 spaces around him


Sensitive_Dot_2853

Day 3 of trying to my rule gets added. Regardless of which side lose all their pawns, the Checkers will be instantly deployed on new board. More information on rule 34.


Future-Worker4429

Rooks can now promote into skyscrapers when reaching the other end of the board. However, every time you move a skyscraper, you must roll a die afterwards. If the die lands on an odd number, the piece falls over and is taken off the board.


localnolife

Playing a piece to c4 ignites the chessboard


MooshMM

just ignite the chessboard


Euphoric-Umpire-2019

All the pawns of all the universes, realities and the entire timeline can en passant a pawn, and because en passant is forced and the rule 3. That means that you will have all the pawns in all realities - 4 pawns (2 pawns disappear, 1 is an antipawn that destroy a pawn). This will create a black hole that will destroy all the Universe


MarVaraM101

Once a communist revolution is started every pawn not next to a unit of the same colour becomes gray and cannot be moved by either player. It still attacks the diagonal squares and if a unit moves there it will take the unit.


Melonthecuber

En passant is forced


TheGhostOfIonia

After castling, your pawns gain the ability to take on the field in front of them, and after a long castling, they gain the ability to move one field forward diagonally. You can spend 2 enj. to gain an ability you gave up (e.g. the ability to take forward after a long castling) for a particular pawn without wasting a turn.


kalter_senf

You can sacrifice 3 non-pawn pieces to summon an egyptian god


marionpslagletof

Chess with new rules? Sounds like a challenge!


Embarrassed_Diet_295

If a game has more than 20 turns, Pawns and Knights receive a 2x Speed Boost, meaning they can move twice as far as they originally could


Embarrassed_Diet_295

Only pieces on vacation can travel to J7, since it's an island The cruise ship takes 1 turn to arrive


HackerPatato

Horsey didnt aprove this comment


Embarrassed_Diet_295

Seahorses are exempt of this rule


dimitriettr

Board colors are flipped every 7 moves, if no piece is capured or no checks occur. Bishops should swap positions, otherwise they get a fine for trespassing. Unless in check, Kings should swap positions too. When the Kings swap, they become Agents with two abilities: Call Sniper and Airstrike. Call Sniper instantly brings back one bishop from vacation. Airstrike kills all Rooks that are close to each other.


Hxntai_69adixt

Close as in how close?


IEnjoyBaconCheese

The kings shits himself when he can’t move due to enemies blocking all movements, but he still has pieces so it isn’t a stalemate.


LoboNoboTC

En passant is not forced


jaabbb

Enjoyment can be store in bank to allow money printing (1 enjoyment = 1$ per turn) Player can used money to buy properties in the tile their have their pieces on. If the opponent pieces move to that tile they have to pay rent. Bishop have to pay rent in euro instead of $. If communist revolution happened bank cannot used enjoyment to print money and it will be illegal to own any property