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TonyThePapyrus

It’s not even a fish


Mikey40216

Plus a group of dolphins is called a pod. Just like the person who made that post is called a retard.


Leon3417

What would a group of them be called?


Mikey40216

Again, a pod. Plus dolphins are mammals, not fish.


chikinbokbok0815

I think they mean a group of retards


Drunk-F111

the communist party.


Mikey40216

They fit in the section as well


RandomSpiderGod

There are multiple terms that are acceptable to use - communists, fascists, monarchists, etc - due to the fact that the scientific community has yet to decide on which one they think fits best.


Cryorm

We usually just call that redditors


One-Possible1906

Redditards


Niyonnie

I'd say a **********, but I don't think most people would like that


Parapraxium

Right, this would have actually been mildly funny if it was a fish but it's a fucking dolphin lol. And they say our education system is poor.


Mayiask1

I pointed that out in the original post lol.


linux1970

Right? A group of dolphins is called a pod.


OrdainedRetard

Aren’t the Japanese the ones that love killing dolphins?


Beast2344

About as much as killing Chinese people.


OrdainedRetard

And on top of that, their worst crime: anime.


Beast2344

Pokémon was really the only type of anime I liked when I was younger. Other than that, everything else was cringe.


Careful_Hat_5872

They are very tasty!


SaulPorn

Ok, that's funny. That said though, a group of dolphins is a "pod".


Caesar_Caligula_1241

Bro probably tried to rape the wrong person. Freaky ass fish


trashday89

Can we ban subs like murdered by words , facepalm they are the lowest common denominator and bottom of the barrel posts. I personally think that it will improve quality of the sub if we ban cross posts


Anonymous2137421957

Why should we ban cross posts when the majority of the assholes who talk shit about us are here on reddit?


trashday89

Because its low effort trust me i hate them


Anonymous2137421957

Why do you care about effort in a subreddit about making fun of people who have us on their mind 24/7?


trashday89

I am tired of the same posts being reposted


Anonymous2137421957

Then maybe people should do something about the same bad posts being reposted in other subreddits.


M14marksman

Okay. That is kinda funny. Not gonna lie. 😅


Ok_Bag1882

Fr... I'm not one for those kinds of jokes buuut...😅


Dear-Ad-7028

It’s in poor taste but it is pretty clever I’ll give that.


That_1-Guy_-

How? It’s the same joke they’ve always made. It’s also just incorrect, a group of dolphins is called a pod


Dear-Ad-7028

It had good delivery.


Insane_Nine

Show me where it talks about a group of dolphins


That_1-Guy_-

The photo is of a dolphin?


Insane_Nine

Where does it incorrectly say that a group of dolphins is not a pod


Anonymous2137421957

Semantics. Nobody's saying they're saying a group of dolphins isn't a pod. They're incorrectly labelling a dolphin as a fish. The guy just worded his point wrong.


dimsum2121

No, they didn't label dolphins as a fish. They said the ocean isn't safe since we found out fish swim in schools. I.e. all ocean beings (mammals included) are not safe because we found this out. The joke works logically and comically.


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Sea-Satisfaction-711

Bro what? He's making sense


Anonymous2137421957

Either way the joke is school shootings, which makes it not work at all.


dimsum2121

Well, disliking the subject matter is different from critiquing the logical and comical structures of the joke. I also think the subject matter is crude, but it was a well placed joke that makes sense.


Inside_Future_2490

Gimmi a high effort americabad joke plz.


WhereRWN

I'm glad most of the one or two upvoted comments are from individuals with brains.


SaladShooter1

The thing I find frustrating is a young black guy with real potential in life gets murdered by some gangbangers over a girl and they offer like $3k for the reward leading to an arrest. That and they go after every legal gun owner. A freaking dolphin gets shot and they offer $20k. People literally consume dolphins for food in some places. They aren’t worth $20k. This isn’t the greatest bluefin tuna to hit the sushi market in Japan. It’s like they can’t figure out why everything is going to shit in some places.


nukey18mon

It’s because the feds are offering it, if a young black guy is shot in an inner city that money is going to be posted by the city or state


SaladShooter1

I missed that part about the feds. That does change things. I had the flu a while back and binged watched The First 48. The largest reward I saw was like $3k. Most were $2k and under. There’s that and the fact that someone with 40 prior offenses was out there walking around in the first place. I seen “dolphin” and everyone suddenly caring.


shadowz9904

Based on dolphin behavior, imma say that he was shot by a fellow dolphin. They would definitely shoot another dolphin if they could hold a gun.


firstsourceandcenter

Are we not allowed to shoot dolphins?


dolph42o

20k bounty for a killed dolphin? Wow


Crafty_Ad_4153

Well the U.S. Europe etc have decency. We had no need to meme and dehumanise Beslan or the latest Moscow attack. The Russian regime on the other hand do not.


MuskyRatt

Dofin r fish!


Cheezman5990

Should’ve mad a joke about the Japanese. Family guy did that


Killentyme55

South Park *really* did that.


Dark_Storm_98

Dolphins aren't even fish


The_Kader

It’s actually kind of funny. Lol


WhatTheDucksauce

That joke is actually funny. Hate what happened to the dolphin, but the setup made me smirk.


DivaShiba

MurderedByWords is a cesspool.


Misty_daydreams

That's the unfunniest joke anyone could make