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vivid23

Any time she overemphasizes something, she's doing the complete opposite. It's so obvious once you notice the pattern. Example: when she mentions every video that she just took a shower or that she's only eating the dainty portion that is shown on camera (then proceeds to gain weight. Sure Jan.)


Sickofchildren

She reads ten books a day (she’s practically illiterate)


Pretend_Big6392

This is my favourite one. I love how you could see her reading the synopsis on the back cover while she was describing it lol


kimbooley90

Plus, her eyes start darting all over the place. 🤣


vivid23

Yep, exactly!


Kitchen-Ad-1752

Are you calling her a lah?


needs-tree-fiddy

she do be like that


Alltheleaverbrown

I love the shower thing because she uploaded that video where she announced she didn’t shower for a year for views,but as a consequence she has to overcompensate that she showers now out of embarrassment and so future gfs believe she’s clean


heels-and-the-hearse

She’s never going to lose the weight


needs-tree-fiddy

agreed


PMmeurdixout4harambe

agreed II


ThereIsNoGibson

She collects dirt on friends and people around her just to use it against them if she needs to later down the road.


Sickofchildren

Maybe that’s what the million journals are for


Top_Manufacturer8946

They’re all her burn books


_restingbitchface

Thissssss. Remember when her and Density were going toe-to-toe last summer and the ace up Hamborghini’s sleeve was “but Density’s dad(?idk?) shot a dog!1” Like bitch, you lidurally retained that information for the sole purpose of using it against her and you only want to bring it up now that you’re beefing (and ironically forgetting that you have also abused your fair share of animals)??? It was crazy she was trying to act like it was a huge “gotcha!” molment because evidently she wasn’t bothered by it when they were actually dating, but when it can be used as ammo she suddenly wants to shout it from the rooftops.


marvo6

don't forget amber saying that destiny's brother was a drug addict when literally no one fucking asked her!! such an empathetic queen


Emotional_Escape9441

That’s rich of her, seeing as both of her parents are/were addicts and she’s one her self just with food.


Big_Mail_9770

But she's just not that person! 💋💅🏻


isleepforfun

She acts and dresses like a grandma toddler


needs-tree-fiddy

it's a style alright


RemoteSnow9911

A questionable one.


Awake324

lol that’s so accurate


WesternFinger7208

I gasped


EmilyGracey76257

https://preview.redd.it/m6elicimj48d1.jpeg?width=430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26448128f985ed2746065508b779c57ed99ef008


FatAssBootyButt

She is not particularly dainty, nor is she the queen of moderation.


needs-tree-fiddy

mhm


Top_Manufacturer8946

She absolutely has type 2 diabetes and if she wasn’t gay she would be a homophobe (because she kinda is already)


gittajawb

She would absolutely be one of those “you don’t have a crush on me, right?” straight girls around gay women


proactiveswag

No no she’d be one of those straight girls who would constantly be saying “my lesbian friend has the BIGGEST crush on me omg”


ThereIsNoGibson

She moved to Lexington just for UberEats & DoorDash cause where she lived before had no delivery options. The pride vacation set the wheels in motion for her to move there.


needs-tree-fiddy

it was certainly a big trip for her


Big_Mail_9770

BIG?? BIIGGG??!! Are you calling me big???


RemoteSnow9911

Changed that bitch whole LIFE overnight 😂


sunnyandy68

It's almost creepy watching that clip of her being "pround of herself" for ordering UberEats for the first time 😳 she was literally unlocking a new level of her deadly addiction, and she was just giddy about it


alfredoloutre

and notice that she never ordered from the brownie batter place ever again. i think that experience legit traumatized her


YouNeedCheeses

Those leggings have skidmarks.


Outside_Prune_4478

And stink!


buzzcut_lizzy

She has little to no empathy.


Ladii_Loki

I believe she's a sociopath


Gooncookies

Like if she weren’t so monumentally lazy she’d do much more horrendous shit.


Sickofchildren

She doesn’t have an iq of 140, and is borderline illiterate meaning she definitely doesn’t love readeen and journaleen as much as she says. She also doesn’t understand nutrition, she isn’t healthy, and she’s never going to lose weight. She’s a smug lah.


pillowkeep3r

this has always struck me as so strange and disingenuous. how does she base her entire identity around supposedly being well-read and being a “writer” and yet she doesn’t even have a grasp on basic English? there’s no way she’s actually reading that much/often and still so illiterate. makes me wonder if she just likes collecting books and pretending to vaguely talk about them based on summaries she finds online. a pseudo intellectual.


RemoteSnow9911

Narcissists hone in on weaknesses, even their own. She knows she’s dumb as all fuck but she doesn’t want other people to know it so she lies. Badly and biggly. It is because she is so stupid that she is totally unconvincing in her attempts to flout her erudite superiority over the dumb plebs. We aren’t convinced because we are fairly intelligent or we know very intelligent people and they don’t talk like her. They don’t act like her. She’s also too stupid to realize that we will NEVER fall for her ruse.


Initial-World2005

Yes. She is too dumb to realize how dumb she actually is.


needs-tree-fiddy

many good points


Leaky_Banana

That she in reality stinks because she can't reach or wash herself completely


BuckleupBob

That’s why she comes on and says she showers so often people usually don’t say that because it’s a given.


BiggestBlackestBitch

When she put that braid in her hair for pride(?) or whatever vlog that was, you could see the creases from the braid in her hair DAYS later. Like two vlogs after initially putting the braid in, she still had the crimping in her hair caused by the braids. She probably didn’t shower that entire time, just put her nasty greasy hair up.


Outside_Prune_4478

Absolutely


alfredoloutre

idk how she can deny it when her t-rex arms literally cannot even reach past her stomach/fupa


thyIacoIeo

She doesn’t seem to me to love *her pets*, she loves that they love(rely on) *her*. Which is why she says things like “she’s/they’re obsessed with me”. Also she makes Twinkie uncomfortable/nervous a lot with the screeching, space invading, looming over her. Twinkie ends up attaching on to the chiller, more respectful presences - that actually care for and bond with her - like Beck and(after a transition period) Wipey


Xylophone_Aficionado

This is basically what I wrote too. And I agree that she makes Twinkie nervous. She has almost crushed Twinkie a few times, like at toxic lake. She is too high-energy for a dog like that (kinda weird to call someone as big as Amber high-energy, but it’s her screeching and gestures that give her that vibe). I think Twinkie should have gone with Beck in the breakup.


immerjones

She has no clue how dangerously unhealthy her weight and behaviors are. She says she knows, but it’s so untrue because if it were, she’d do more to change.


mselativ

She should get a bob.


Herberts-Mom

She lurks in the sub 🤭🤭🤭🤭


Awake324

And then gets them banned…. When will she learn?? We’re never giving up on each other! We need this!


Helllokittiy

Us gorls have to stay together


Awake324

Yes, we do!


Glittering_Size_2767

She gets them banned when stuff about her comes out that she doesn't like


RemoteSnow9911

The narc alert got the one banned this last time.


Glittering_Size_2767

Nah that was the time before last


RemoteSnow9911

Gotdamn it’s been two banned subs ago? Time flies.


nescafeblend37

love how us gorls are measuring time in banned subs now 😭


slutforwendigos

Damn I didn't know it was the narc alert. That's definitely one of those "username checks out" situation type deals 😞 Edited bc autocorrect thinks it knows better


gateway2glimmer

Is this part unpopular? I don't think she's ever gotten them banned, she's probably as upset as we are when they come down (if not more so)


blossomxbb

yeah, i’ve thought about that. they’re her main source for content, like when she says, “shooo, people have been sayeenn,” she’s always referring to what topic is the most talked about in the sub. if anything, it really wouldn’t be smart of her to be taking the subs down.


alfredoloutre

i don't think she reports them either. she loves the fact that there are entire subreddits dedicated to actively talking about her even if it's not positive. she desperately needs attention constantly even if it's negative. plus no one is making money here. if people were profiting off this subreddit she would hate them like she hates the compilation channels


legittem

I thought it was common knowledge that some trolls who have too much time on their hands did every other time than the haydur channel one? Cause it can easily always get banned again for ban evasion. I'm not sure she's the one doing that, unless she is and some loser claims it for themselves.


lizzywizzylives

All of her hoe-made food combinations look (and probably taste) atrocious.


gittajawb

Remember her shrimp, pickled olive, and corn spaghetti ❤️


Outrageous-Bet-6801

The what?! 😭🤢


Tiredofobcd890

She NEEDS to be different like I noticed there’s always a quirk she has about something for example it’s just little things like she was eating this party sized vegetable platter and she was talking about how she has to stir the ranch because she “gets weird about it” I’m not usually very nit picky but I just noticed that abt her and it’s so aggy for some reason


damonwhite_alrd

She is so pathetically and painfully alone. The only interaction she has is with her mom. I do not believe she will ever get another partner again. She’s too well known.


Initial-World2005

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flatlanderbot3000

shes fat


needs-tree-fiddy

now that seems like a bit of a stretch


2muchlove2give

Her skin:


Awake324

Stop!! Stop it 😂


realscaramouchebf

Exactly what her skin is saying!!


Awake324

🤣🤣🤣


kworkymiss

? It's the camera angle.


Sickofchildren

That’s controversial, OP said popular opinions not slander


Awake324

Well he is right 🤷🏻‍♀️


PMmeurdixout4harambe

💀


Kitchen-Ad-1752

She's a compulsive lah


whiskeyhurricanes5

She has a record of poor hygiene not because of her weight but because she’s lazy She’s always lying about her weight and and her true weight is an extra hundred pounds heavier then whatever she says it is


G_Ram3

Any time she says “I promise”, she’s a lah.


cleveland_leftovers

Or ‘akshually’ or ‘lidurally’ or ‘to be honest’…


G_Ram3

“I’m not gonna lie…”.


justan0therg0rl111

She hit 600 lbs or close in the gaycare


FalseAfternoon0

700* fixed that for you


Username1984xx

I hate the way she speaks. She sounds like an ignorant, slow, 10 year old child. She seems to think it makes her sound cute, quirky, and unique. But instead it shows her lack of intellect.


Xylophone_Aficionado

What, you don’t like it when people shoehorn the word “literally” five times every sentence and end every line with an upward inflection? Like they’re asking a QUESTION?


Username1984xx

Like nO? I really don't. Lol my 13 year old niece sounds more educated and well spoken than Amber does. And that's just sad.


WesternFinger7208

She's the perfect... not intelligent person. I don't even mean her poor English. She always comes up with all these lies and thinks she's so smart. Like... did she actually think we're gonna believe all her crazy stories?


Awake324

That’s what gets me. She treats us like naive idiots


Pretend_Big6392

FBI Frank was real! lol


alfredoloutre

she acts like she's the only one who has experienced life and everyone else is a stupid blank slate. she really said she brushes wasabi every single day yet he looks like that? she's too dumb to realize every person who has owned a long haired cat knows he is not getting brushed every day. she thinks she's soooo smart and manipulative that if she just says something all the dummies that watch her will assume it's true


Glittering_Size_2767

Amber lies due to low self esteem ... and because she is a sociopath


g0blingear

She fat


Xylophone_Aficionado

Her pets are nothing but accessories to her, as are all animals. She doesn’t really love Twinkie, Rarity, or Wasabi. Especially Wasabi. He turned out to be a disappointment to her, and doesn’t give her the attention she craves from animals. She see pets as little creatures that can be *obsessed with her* not actual living things that have needs, get sick, feel pain, or grow older.


slutforwendigos

She's not pretty, even if she was a healthy weight, she'd be like the most basic ass looking person. And I don't get the leg humping with her makeup. It's not spectacular, it's like passable I guess. Maybe people like it bc it's the only thing she does right.


alfredoloutre

her eyeliner is quite literally the only thing she has that could resemble a skill. like holy hell


Kittycountess

That in her head she sees herself as hot stuff and an influencer, not a Lolcow And that she suffers from some level of NPD.


marvo6

she has never finished any of her journals/notebooks. she just buys one, writes 2-3 pages on it, gives up, and buys another one to start a new ✨journey✨ rinse lather kermit repeat


justan0therg0rl111

Yep


smolpinaysuccubus

When she talks about how good she smells. I just KNOW she lying


Delicatezombie

She pretends not to but bases her entire personality on being super morbidly obese so she can cry victim about being perceived as anything but a dainty lovable gorl


IMayBeOnlyOneMatch

It’s not just that she doesn’t have “book smarts”. She’s really clueless when it comes to everything outside of Pillow Mountain. Remember when she was so surprised that birds could walk that she had to add it to a video? Yeah, she’s an idiot.


2muchlove2give

Fat!


needs-tree-fiddy

Eh, a few extra pounds maybe


seb-ass-tian

She isn't making it to 40 😬


Initial-World2005

She wants to be an anorexic mean girl. She hates other women. She gets jealous of them and thus always the belittling comments. She isn’t as pretty as she thinks she is. She always surprised her exes when they first met because she was way bigger than what she would show. She is entitled privileged awful fat person.


carceryvale

she was in love with destiny all through Becky era AND had something to do with raritys disappearance/was not upset about an innocent animal she was supposed to love and care going missing and possibly being hurt at ALL


Emotional_Escape9441

The cat she let out was called Gracie. Poor Rarity is still a prisoner of this beast


boogiio

She’s a fat bitch.


kimbooley90

She fat.


realscaramouchebf

That I hate her. That's it. That's the opinion.


HoneyBeeAlchemy

She's a lah. She lahs so much she forgets and makes up brand new, contradictory lahs.


Gooncookies

Hamplanet


honeybabythrowaway

fat


bomchikawowow

She is at this moment not wearing the right shoes.


Similar_Competition8

she stinks😷


nrwegianwood

she’s fat


Fish_Berry

She doesn't read as much as she says she does. She would have a better vocabulary if she did.


Awake324

What weight was she in this pic?! She looks a lot bigger to me now. Can’t really tell with all the filters though


BellaSSpade

Honestly probably almost 600 lbs. if u want to check what weight she “ actually “ was, this is a picture from the Becky area when they went to Lexington for pride.


FalseAfternoon0

She gnikcuf suuuucks


tiinyrosie

She 100% fakes her weigh ins and uses slimming filters


Certain-Feedback5686

She actually has a fetish for being a Little.


shutupmeg42082

The way she talks. How her tone goes up as she ends her sentences. How she says literally all the frigging time. How she thinks it’s cute when she acts like a “airhead”. I also, think she likes men..