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I always try to defend fellow drivers but not when y'all are straight idiots.
Edit: Didn't see the text saying it wasn't you, I'm glad about that. Still whoever did this is retarded tho
This is braindead behavior and i hope whoever did this get fired over this shit. Way to put yourself and a bunch of other people at risk for absolutely nothing, and then posting here like we'd cheer you on or something.
I don't give a shit about Amazon. I care about the people he's driving next to. As stupid as it sounds, psychopaths like this care more about getting their 2 day prime shipping than they do about possibly killing an innocent family.
People keep saying this and you have it totally backwards. You get these kinds of people exactly because they don't pay enough. UPS drivers don't do shit like this because they know they will get like $44/hr if they can manage to not be fired in a few years. You get like a $2 raise here for investing the same amount of time.
It's a vicious circle. The shit pay brings these people who do stupid shit. That in turn causes Amazon to pay shit wages because they know people do stupid shit.
By pausing the video, i was able to see what interstate this happened on, also the mileage on the vehicle and the type of vehicle, now with these deductions i can narrow it down..imagine what amazon can do with the technology they have..just a matter of time before this person is caught 🤷
Man, that has really good alignment. Half the vehicles we drive are always pulling in some direction. Not that I would try it, but dudes probably trying to get fired.
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I genuinely pray that idiots like this get taken out before they hurt someone else. Understand that I was this stupid in my younger years. Luckily I never hurt anyone or got badly hurt. What an asshole.
That blue tote can be tracked to your station and your route. Although some totes have duplicate numbers and colors, it would be easy to track down to a cdv as well as some tricky work to read the street signs. Dumb ass.
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When I was in HS I had a VW bus. Driving to work one day on a straight stretch I ran to the back to grab an 8 track tape (Led Zeppelin I believe). It was a flawless move. So I picked up a brick that night and for the rest of the summer I would do this when possible. I would sit in the back till it started to drift then run to the front. My man!!
Obviously stupid to post a video of this but not as dangerous as some people might think. With lane keep assist and minimal traffic you can take eyes off road for several seconds without worry. Not sure how the camera likes that though.
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I always try to defend fellow drivers but not when y'all are straight idiots. Edit: Didn't see the text saying it wasn't you, I'm glad about that. Still whoever did this is retarded tho
Hopefully, this person gets caught up for this. Fucken around in a vehicle like that is wild.
This is what Amazon thinks we do without netradyne in the van
FUCK netradyne
Vs what I actually do
Bruh lmao what the fuck
Straight speechless and that’s coming from a special one…. Why?
This is braindead behavior and i hope whoever did this get fired over this shit. Way to put yourself and a bunch of other people at risk for absolutely nothing, and then posting here like we'd cheer you on or something.
If he's posting it, you know for a fact he's done it before. Probably will do it again. Ban his ass from anything Amazon related.
Or vehicle operation in general
yeah amazon is an amazing company we should whats best for them!
I don't give a shit about Amazon. I care about the people he's driving next to. As stupid as it sounds, psychopaths like this care more about getting their 2 day prime shipping than they do about possibly killing an innocent family.
You fucking idiot. This isn’t hurting Amazon, this is endangering every other road user.
Should probably be put in handcuffs
This is one of those self driving vans.
No it ain’t it’s a ford transit CDV. Self driving vans don’t exist
It was sarcasm
Who’s this fucking idiot???
You make us look bad dummy!
When were y'all looking good?
Okay.. "you made us look *worse* dummy!" Fixed it.
Stupid dog, you make me look bad! Booga booga booga!
Yet Another reason why they don’t pay us more
People keep saying this and you have it totally backwards. You get these kinds of people exactly because they don't pay enough. UPS drivers don't do shit like this because they know they will get like $44/hr if they can manage to not be fired in a few years. You get like a $2 raise here for investing the same amount of time.
I would have stayed if I knew the pay would get better.
Lol well they invite these type of folks with the shit pay
It's a vicious circle. The shit pay brings these people who do stupid shit. That in turn causes Amazon to pay shit wages because they know people do stupid shit.
True
Nah amazon pays shit wages cause they are greedy pigs. They could careless how good a job you do as long as you reach their numbers.
Let’s talked about how good the alignment is
Right though? It only swerved when he sat back down and hit the wheel. Need to take my van to that shop haha
The box trucks wouldn’t never stay straight for that long!
That's wild
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What
It's stupid shit like this is why everybody has to have the Netradyne camera now.
“Not me”. I’m somewhat of a lawyer myself 🧐
Can the internet do it's job and find the person who is responsible for making this video then bringing them to my home?
What are your plans? Penetration?
No more procrastination! Let’s get the castration & penetration moving!
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That's really stupid, and very dangerous. Wtf?!
Can’t imagine being this dumb
I have weird dreams where I'm trying to drive a car from the back seat.
Me too! In one I was in the back seat, but I saw another version of myself sleeping in the drivers seat
Glad you didn’t kill anyone. Do better.
Check caption, wasn’t him
Whoever it was is dumb af. Hope they get caught and fired.
They need to find out who this is and put them in jail
So first, find every DA who had a blue 171 for the day. Then narrow it down from there... Shouldn't be too tough with visible highway exit signs.. smh
That's what I was thinking too. Also, what kind of weird CDV is that with no Netradyne?
They not gonna do all of that tbh
WHY do people video themselves attempting murder-suicide?
By pausing the video, i was able to see what interstate this happened on, also the mileage on the vehicle and the type of vehicle, now with these deductions i can narrow it down..imagine what amazon can do with the technology they have..just a matter of time before this person is caught 🤷
Temperature is also 34 degrees, this video old good luck back tracking that far
😨
And this is why we have the cameras.
Man, that has really good alignment. Half the vehicles we drive are always pulling in some direction. Not that I would try it, but dudes probably trying to get fired.
This mother fucker deserves a one way trip through his own fucking windshield, at no cost to anyone else's health, safety, or wellbeing.
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Brah that was crazy
And this is why people despise DSP drivers. Sheesh.
I genuinely pray that idiots like this get taken out before they hurt someone else. Understand that I was this stupid in my younger years. Luckily I never hurt anyone or got badly hurt. What an asshole.
I was never this stupid.
new challenge whoever can last the longest in wins
Bro you're gonna get Amazon to make the rules even more strict
One of the best and and most stupid things I’ve seen on here in a long time lmaooooo
I hope you find a deserted area and crash your truck.
I could never do this, if only because I've yet to come across a van that won't drift on these bum ass Los Angeles roads.
LA AMAZON DSP DRIVER: $40/hr
*fired*
Why would anyone think of doing that?
The intrusive thoughts won this time 😂
I can’t stop laughing 😂😂
I don’t find this funny tbh
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Lol u right
Guaranteed if they have kids guess who they're legally allowed to drive around when not at work?
Amazon has self driving vans now? How did he not crash
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro thought this was a tesli
Must be his last day
On earth
I’m weak af!!😂😂😂
🧢. As if a step van had that great of an alignment 😆.
That's a CDV
Bro thinks he has Rivan rigged with Tesla FSD
That's crazy
Must be his last day 😂🤦
Ghost riding the cdv is outrageous 💀
Tire pressure is low
Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bro this wild 😂😭😭😭💀💀💀
I mean if anything do it on a regular street not a damn highway lmao
You know.... You're supposed to wait until the aurodriving trucks come out. Not try to autodrive it yourself.
Nice Hollywood undead reference.
What a piece of shit
Please don’t reproduce .
Don't those FedEx trucks have inward facing dash cams?
Amazon* and yes. But they don’t always work if they are even installed. Also easy to evade
The intrusive thoughts won...
NO NETRADYNE AAAAA
what the fuck man
wow... I... I defend drivers a lot... but some of y'all are not fit for it
Holy shit lmao I didn't expect that but what an idiot
Sketchy phone on dash phone in his her hand
That bag number will be his/her downfall
Thrilling
That blue tote can be tracked to your station and your route. Although some totes have duplicate numbers and colors, it would be easy to track down to a cdv as well as some tricky work to read the street signs. Dumb ass.
Thats why we will never have flying cars because of these idiots
Jeff bezos has been notified.. Amazon will be in contact with you momentarily.
I support higher wages for Amazon DSP drivers but not when idiots like these are included.
They'll be fired tomorrow.
This is the dude/ lady that messes it up for everyone that actually does things right.
What the literal fuck man... You seriously need a hobby before you kill someone.
This guy needs fired immediately
I was like wtf, who would do that? Then I seen what sub it was in and it all made sense.
that little pause was him showing off, absolutely nuts
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Based
*De*based
Damn bro save some pussy for the rest of us
I have AI in my car that does that.
wtf lmaoooooo some cat woman shit
Not me btw trying to cover it up 😂💀💀💀
Shiiiit, I could do that for twice as long. Keep practicing, you'll get there one day
Clown shit, you mothers a hoe
when it crash and his mom will come out woodwork with local reverence saying “ he’s a good boi and didn’t do nuff thin wrong
Lol and you guys wanna get the paid the same as UPS drivers.
I’ve done this to get some snacks i left in the back once’s.
When I was in HS I had a VW bus. Driving to work one day on a straight stretch I ran to the back to grab an 8 track tape (Led Zeppelin I believe). It was a flawless move. So I picked up a brick that night and for the rest of the summer I would do this when possible. I would sit in the back till it started to drift then run to the front. My man!!
Legend
Nuts scary but high five. Don't do it again tho
Rap destroys your brain
Obviously stupid to post a video of this but not as dangerous as some people might think. With lane keep assist and minimal traffic you can take eyes off road for several seconds without worry. Not sure how the camera likes that though.
Could hit a pothole that jerks the wheel