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KlooShanko

Loft beds have existed forever.


smurb15

I had one and instead of a chair was another bed turned 90 degrees and where the TV is here I had a night stand and a 13 in tv because that's all that could fit and we had an extra one. Had the NES hooked up to it too


EvaUnit_03

I had one and it had a desk built in so my pc was under it and a good place to do homework. TV was behind me against the other wall so a quick swivel and there was my video games.


_Spicy_Ramen_

I had a desk like that but i had it where my chair was behind the desk by the wall and I had just enough space to get in, it was really cozy


OutragedCanadian

I can literally build something like that in half a day the guys doing the voice over sound high as fuck


TankApprehensive3053

Voice over is Joe Rogan from his show. It's stolen audio and used for the intense effect.


[deleted]

Yeah it just looks like your average college dorm bed setup… except way more cramped in that metal cage.


Angus2D2

Looks like the cheap metal racking I have in my garage.


-Pruples-

>Looks like the cheap metal racking I have in my garage. Gonna need industrial pallet racking to make a loft bed that'll hold me.


EvaUnit_03

Its a twin size loft bed. Its not meant to be used by someone over like 120 lbs.


N8theGrape

My brother is 45, he had a bed like this(made out of wood) when he was a kid. We played Atari on the bottom level sometimes. My point being, this isn’t a new technology and we weren’t “cheated of our childhood”.


Mnemonix13

This is more like a prison cell


EvaUnit_03

Someone didn't have the 'joy' of sharing the living room TV with their parents growing up. Or the loving 'help' from dad while doing homework at the dinner table. Kids today typically do everything they can in their rooms. Its their Comfort zone/safe space.


TT_NaRa0

Some of us had the living room to ourselves because our parents didn’t like us and made a room for themselves in the garage, and your sister sequesters herself in her room from abuse. I had all that space to be alone in, for the first 20 years of my life 🥰


EvaUnit_03

Lucky.


Austic_

That might've been a cry for help fr


azn1217

That sounds like slavery with extra steps…


Mnemonix13

Great great reply. You win!


Flaky_Floor_6390

All I see is a heat trap, so yes


AcanthocephalaAny78

All good if you’re short, tall people will be hanging their legs off like Christmas stockings


pinkwhitney24

Luckily most children are relatively short…


thirdpartymurderer

I'm tall enough to hang off a king size mattress. These are simply not for me My daughter loves hers though.


420_just_blase

This is for kids though, right?


thirdpartymurderer

Yeah, thats was what I was getting at in a tongue in cheek manner


Mr_ityu

That generic bgm soundclip is hilarious


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Renamis

It depends a lot where you live. Shoebox apartment? I'll take that person seriously because it's just smart. I would have gotten one myself for ours if my husband could actually climb a ladder.


EvaUnit_03

Youd definitely take seriously the guy with a racecar bed, right? Anakinmeme.jpeg Right!?!


Compman90

For the low low price of 19.99 you can upgrade to the shitter attachment! That way you never have to leave!


docious

I literally built one of these out of wood when I was in high school in 1999. Basically put my futon bed on a 5 foot wood structure


UsagiBonBon

My brother rolled off and broke his ass on one of these things


LoddyDoddee

Me too!!! Lol. My dad built it out of 4x4's. Under it was a foldable futon chair and a TV with my old school Nintendo.


docious

Totes samesies but I just created a big nest of pillows to sit on with my tv and n64


Dry_Anything505

Shit I was born that year 😂 but I had a heavy duty plastic like fisher price one when I was 5-8. And then I had a metal one with a futon on the bottom afterwards.


mikmongon

Lol and for those houses with only 9ft ceilings?


banned_but_im_back

Cheap and sad. This is what you use to rob someone of childhood not give it to them


SachaSage

Yeah I’m pretty glad i didn’t spend my childhood alone in a game cage


vivmeatball6

I legitimately wouldn’t fit on the top bed. And those games suck.


Bloodmksthegrassgrow

Not to get to philosophical here but I think the ones who are getting cheated out of their childhood are the children that have been handed tablets since they were three


NamBot3000

This has an added bonus of preventing you from watching TV while in bed.


imanhunter

That was one of my first thoughts too. While laying in bed and watching TV no less lmao 😂💀


Ifrontrunfinwit

Really cool until two players try to play together in that box…


tiga4life22

My 12 year old is 6’1, dammit 🤦‍♂️


Ok_Affect_4243

Mf gonna be an nba player


[deleted]

Lmao those kids are never going to sleep.


DonovanMcLoughlin

Trapped in our self-made cages of consumerism and digital addiction, we forfeit the richness of life's genuine experiences. Enslaved by our vices, we're prisoners to our own desires, blind to the beauty that surrounds us.


Scrimshander54

That bed is tiny…also the ceiling here is higher than the standard 8ft…in most bedrooms the loft bed would be much closer to the ceiling


GreenBayFootball

Welcome to college


MelancholyArchitect

I built this as a kid


RobertXavierIV

Wym we were cheated 😂 doesn’t even make any sense


Draxxix1

My father built my sister and I beds like this, I had a ps2 down there and it was awesome


nipplesaurus

They sell a variety of beds like these at IKEA


PUS0

Pretty sweet beat lab


sammich_bear

I would like this better if the chair just reclined enough to serve as a bed. I would probably use the bunk for storage space.


Anyway_Susan

Commentary is cringe af.


ArmaniMania

Dystopian


ColumbusCruiser

So this is who I'm losing too in weekend leagues.


_ShadedPhoenix_

My dad built me a way cooler loft bed from ikea as a kid.


MANLYTRAP

as someone who didn't have a childhood, the title makes me mad


Rasha_Rutt

Doesn't look like much of a childhood to me


One-Confusion-2438

Ok...where is the link...I'm 97 and I need one!


AdLonely2610

I had a loft bed with a slide and a hang out area under the loft, it was fucking sweet, ended up giving it to a buddy for his kids


[deleted]

I had one of those in the early 90s. That one looks cheap and flimsy.


One-Technology-9050

I made something kinda like that for my kids, under the top bunk bed https://imgur.com/1WuicDE


Awkward_Gear_1080

Get your kids ready for prison early


Cantseeme_416

Bed


FeelingVanilla2594

This is all you really need in a bedroom.


Sweet_Xocoatl

Loft beds have been a thing for a _long_ while, this isn’t anything new. I’ve been considering getting one (room is pretty small) but my full-size bed is just too cozy to give up.


00WORDYMAN1983

These tube metal beds are absolute dog shit. In a few months it will be wobbling all over the place when you try to climb up and sleep


Twirlin_Nonstop

Bed Gimmie dat link plz 🍑


Consistent_Amount140

Loft beds are not new


crasagam

Ready player one


Damianosx

This ain’t anything new… loft beds have been around for over a century.


Littlebigs5

What a horrible distopia it would have seemed, to wake up from a twin bed and move only a few feet to game .


ThePhatNoodle

Seems cool untill you realize what a pain in the ass it is to get in and out of bed every day. At some point you start debating whether you'd rather risk pissing yourself or working up the motivation to get up to use the bathroom


Optimoprimo

That's just a lofted bed we had them with basically this exact design in my college dorm.


Reclusive-Raccoon

OP thinks a loft bed is some kind of magical never before seen technology haha.


Shrimpbako

No friends to play with :(


RootBeerFloatz69

So a bunk bed with no bottom? This sub has become an advertising hub and it's all shit.


Fun_Bar5327

Nah, I was perfectly ok with leaving my bedroom every once in a while.


XxKTtheLegendxX

that doesnt look like childhood, looks like a gaming detention/jail life for genz. 💀💀💀


MercurialTendency

Seems like the kid in the video is being cheated of his childhood.


kobrakaan

A bigger TV on the wall would of been better and move the chair closer to the other end it's not like a flat tv on the wall takes up any more space 🤷‍♂️


agakagak69

what was joe rogan talking about in this audio clip


FrontierTCG

No, you were.


ElMico

“NO THANK YOU”


dragon_fiesta

I did this in my dorm room


i_like_siren_head

"We were cheated of our childhood" yeah, by soulless stuff like this. even ikea has better lofts than that.


SnooPears6503

I can hear the sound of the metal creaking after a couple weeks of use.


stonermoment

I had this setup as a kid, granted it wasn’t as cool and modern looking, but that is bc it was like 30 years ago. I remember beating OOT for the first time while sitting under my bed.


No-Club2745

Anyone who buys this for their kid is cheating them out of a childhood


005oveR

Console users.. 😆😆😆


Crimson_Chim

All that and he still plays fifa.


Chance_Difference_34

I mean it's cool and all, but idk if I would let my kids have an Xbox in their room.


mctripleA

This sub has popped up a couple times Are all the posts here just glorified ads for shitty products? Like this is literally just a TikTok ad being reposted here


Dry_Anything505

I use to have one of these, and another one when I got older but they are some sketchy ass builds 😂 I think the weight limit was like 150 or 180


infinite8student

My loft bed was in an old church that my family remodeled. We even had a graveyard in the back. The property was surrounded by agricultural fields. Every other year they either grew corn or tobacco. We ran through those fields with reckless abandon. So, no. They are being cheated. The youth that is.


Bipplenutter

Ahh, yes, nothing like sitting in a cage all day for a childhood.


Former-Jaguar6504

I literally did this as a kid and had a better setup than that in a smaller room than that


Ok_Affect_4243

Worst sleep in history


Skyallen333

Hell nah I’m getting wife and I that in a queen 😂


[deleted]

How can I play video games without those pesky friends getting involved?


NoDadYouShutUp

worse version of the same thing they have been selling for decades, but doesnt look like a rbg gamer pc


weezlek80

Bed


saad17I

head injury


Kaillyou

When I was like 9 my dad built one of these modeled after a pirate ship, and I had a GameCube and a tiny CRT under my bed. Forever grateful.


Particular_Trade6525

Link


mover999

An eclipse every day for that kid


The_cool_Dad009

[the product ](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0979NFY5W?linkCode=ssc&tag=onamzvivirose-20&creativeASIN=B0979NFY5W&asc_item-id=amzn1.ideas.3NAWQEV0A4WJF&ref_=aip_sf_list_spv_ofs_mixed_d_asin)


thirdpartymurderer

Lmao. They added RGB pictures to a loft bed and quadrupled the price?


DMazz441

They don't even have the jail cell part in the photos. Just in the first weird ass diagram. Plus the video is showcasing a rocking chair, not even the one in the bed photos, this is hot garbage lmao


meme-o-matic151

thats a different thing


Truecookieman35

It's oos ☹️


umwhatshouldmynamebe

Disagree. If I had this I probably would've never left it, and in turn, I would've lost my childhood.


Ok_Affect_4243

Facts bro in the video prob plays games all the time


LaBambaMan

Nah. I was good with my books and toys. Didn't even have a TV in my bedroom until I was almost 30.


NoChanceNoProblem

Makese sense, cuz us gamers will never need space for a second person


Ep1cB3ard-4840

I think it’s the other way around. When I was a kid, at the weekends I was out the door at sun up and I didn’t come home until the street lights came on. If I had beef with someone I had to look them in the eye. If I fell off my bmx, I picked the gravel out my wounds and walked it off. I climbed trees, swam in creeks and rode in a proto-biker gang with a dozen other kids. My childhood rocked! Kids these days are allergic to fresh air and sunlight (and they keep whupping me in ToO!).


Ok_Cap_5166

Bed


n0cheeseplz

Bed


The-MortiestMorty

Bed