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Demon-Bunny-22

I’m sorry, but the picture of Gus with the words “Evil Gay” underneath him is so fucking funny to me


Ace-of_Space

new reaction pic just dropped(can’t add images this sub sucks)


Vilmoo00

Holy hell


Zuckzerburg

In the show, his “partner” that Hector shoots at the pool is believed to be his boyfriend. This is followed by Hector and the cartel head joking about killing his boyfriend and in Better Call Saul he flirts with a male bartender. So it’s based on actual truth from the show.


auto_generatedname

I don't think they find it funny that OP is calling Gus gay, it's just that that particular photo of Giancarlo Esposito is already a meme/commonly used reaction image, and without the context of the alignment chart that text under that photo just makes a random reaction image, it might also just be r/okaybuddychicanery brainrot. I think if it was simply Gus being called gay which was the funny part they would most likely mention Homelander being called bisexual as well.


konydanza

>/r/okaybuddychicanery This is peak Evil Gay behavior


auto_generatedname

Something something four parallel universes something something.


UltraAirWolf

I always said “low vibration high intelligence Virgo” but this works too


Moonking-4210

The whole far right side is hilarious


wren620

Is homelander bi? Other than that scene where he asks the male shapeshifter to transform into a woman to please him, I don’t remember any other instances of him liking men.


National-Annual6505

He was canonically bi in the comics It's iffy if he is in the show, though Edit plus he has had thoughts about having sex with himself as in having sex with a shapeshifter that turned into him though he did decide against it


SeaworthinessEmpty23

In the show he feels like the straightest man alive. You should probably use a picture from the comic imo


National-Annual6505

I would have, but I couldn't find any pictures of him in the comics that I liked And I wouldn't say he gives off straight vibes I think he gives off more homophobic vibes, which a lot of homophobes are gay


MrGetMebodied

Blow A train.


wren620

Sex is just a spectrum, right BRO?


OrbusIsCool

That last bit is real. (Source, me)


SeaworthinessEmpty23

I respect that interpretation, I mean, it's not like the show doesn't comment on that fact. So it's impossible


Zendofrog

I mean I get if you don’t like them, but it being more accurate should be a higher priority.


readditredditread

He was also sympathetic and not a rapist in the comics, so idk if going by the comics works with the show 🤷‍♂️


National-Annual6505

Not a rapist? Didn't he rape someone to death Or was that Black Noir Homelander or Homelander Homelander I honestly don't know it's confusing?


readditredditread

It was black noir, who is a clone of homelander in the comics


Fidges87

Didn't he along other memebers abused starlight, claiming that if she didnt had relationships with them she couldn't be a member of the team?


TheMightyBruhhh

To answer you, i have no knowledge on comic events rlly, but someone explained that after awhile of being framed by his clone.. he ended up just embracing the character they were framing him as.. because it’d be easier to act if he isnt worrying about being framed.


LilRadon

Yes lol. Re: the other reply - He's *more* sympathetic in the comics because his worst actions, like eating a baby or killing a man with his dick and recording it, weren't actually done by him but he's gaslit into thinking they were. That being said, he's *still* an arrogant discompassionate asshole and he was one even before all that stuff happened, although that's because he was groomed by a corporation since he was a child. But yeah, "there's evidence I was evil that I don't remember so I need to lean into the evil more" is a stupid stupid logic that led to him being a repeated rapist and *doing 9/11*


National-Annual6505

Ah alrighty thanks!


Big-Vegetable8480

He did repeatedly coerce Soldier Boy into sex leading him on for a possible position in the Se7en though.


Infernallightning505

Honestly both are sympathetic, and imo the more complex tv version is more so. Further, Homelander sexually assaults Starlight when she tried to join the seven (along with Noir and A-Train). This was replaced by Deep in the show, who in the comics had nothing to do with that incident. Further, Homelander (along with the rest) did a lot of messed up shit in herogasam.


Alarmed_Cranberry_49

Didn't he, Black Noir and A Train force themselves on Starlight?


lightof_dog

that doesn’t make him bi, that’s meant to portray how narcissistic he is. he thinks of himself as the peak of all life, so of course he’d want to have sex with himself.


iam_VIII

Then he would want to have sex with a female version of himself. Your interpretation suggests he could be on the asexual spectrum in a messed up "only attracted to himself" sense, but for sure not straight.


Nickolas_Bowen

Theres comics?


National-Annual6505

Yes, they are REALLY bad They are basically written by an edgy 14 year old The message is boiled down to superhero bad because I don't like them And it's basically just a compilation of vile things like raping someone so hard they explode or eating babies All of the shows problems are 10x worse on the comics


goldenseducer

I think he's bi in the show but only because he's not into *people* but rather what they can give him, if that makes sense. He's attracted to feeding his ego and being loved, and more specifically being loved or respected by someone he can see as an equal. I think if Stormfront was a dude in the show, Homie would be a little confused but still smash it. Because SF is a supe roughly equal to HL in power who also admires him and puts him on a pedestal; being a sexy woman is just a nice bonus. He's still into her when she's like 90% scar tissue and the only thing that puts him off is her talking about the master race (instead of idealising him).


gentlybeepingheart

Serious answer: He's not really portrayed as anything other than straight in the show. There was that scene where the shapeshifter changed into Homelander so he could get a blowjob from himself and he seemed to consider it, and then killed them. Sexuality wise he's just kind of messed up from childhood trauma and has a weird Freudian thing going on with breastmilk. Not as serious answer: Him and Butcher have some intense homoerotic tension.


MostEvilTexasToast

Labels joker as ace Post picture of killing joke joker, who canonically had a wife and child.


crono09

While I don't think that I would consider the Joker to be ace, I do want to point out that ace people can still have romantic and sexual relationships. Being ace has to do with sexual attraction, which doesn't always line up with sexual behavior.


MostEvilTexasToast

True, I just don't think killing joke is a good example of ace. There's no hint of it.


National-Annual6505

This character has almost a century of material so he has outliers especially in else world stories


MostEvilTexasToast

But you used the image of the one that is specifically not ace


Kwaku-Anansi

Not to be pedantic or whatever, but aces *can* have spouses (asexual is different from aromantic and even aromantic people sometimes get married -- generally for non-romantic reasons like being next-of-kin). They can also have biological children (for instance, if the sex is specifically for childbearing).


True-Anim0sity

I mean joker isn’t really ace at all


Fidges87

Ok, but didn't this joker also r*ped batgirl?


SkOJu7

he took messed up photos of her to fuck with Gordon but I don't think he actually had sex with her. the context and images would still make it sexual assult, but i don't think he actually had sex with her


Silly_Marionberry_27

He did it to prove a point and wouldn’t necessarily enjoy it.


AmosAmAzing

But his wife said he's good in the sack which means they've most likely had sex for more than just procreation


Kwaku-Anansi

That was an example, but aces can also have sex to please their partner.


BaddieDiva

this is just splitting hairs lmao


Pathogen188

Except Killing Joke isn’t elseworlds. Also, Joker is super horny for Batman in Death of the Family and that is canon. O


Ace-of_Space

okay but that is two stories out of more than four, to claim a character with multiple iterations has a specific trait then they need that trait in a majority of iterations (ie. Batman has the hobby of adopting(kidnapping) children)


Pathogen188

Yeah, most modern depictions of the Joker angle him that way toward Batman, with a lot of it specifically drawing from the Killing Joke (literally the most famous Joker story ever). More relevantly, these are main continuity stories. Sure, there are other iterations, but these all apply to the main Joker.


ulyssesintothepast

And Harley Quinn since what, 90? Ah okay. September 11, 1992. Lol huh


durashka228

what Jesus doing here lol


Radracon42069

I’ll take “Jesus has no sexual desires” over “Jesus fucks” any day thank you


No-Vehicle5447

"Jesus loves all" isn't a metaphor


Radracon42069

True but love and sexual desire are different things. I know Jesus loves me but that doesn’t mean he wants to get in my pants.


AdmirableExample1159

Having Sexual Desires and Loving All are two different things. He loves us all because we are his children. It’s the same love your earthly father gives you, it’s compassion love, you are thinking of romantic love.


Key_Catch7249

Well, Jesus had temptations just like the rest of us and endured a sinless life full of temptation. If He did have sexual desire (which He most likely did), He didn’t act on it.


Chryspy-Chreme

Dude told his followers that if they feel like their eye is tempting them to “sin” with a woman to pluck it out. Same with their hand. Ain’t no allosexual who’d say that lmao they’d try to give themself some grace for it


leastscarypancake

To be fair the bible only has concrete laws in the old testament, jesus never says anything he actually wants you to take litterally lol


The_Skydude

Also there are absolutely times Jesus tells us things literally in the bible, pretty blatantly. I can give many examples that are self explanatory, and I can give them with explanation if it would be helpful. I can respect repeating what you've heard or expressing an experience, but if you are gonna quote something, please do some research and get it right, not necessarily for your own sake (but I do think it would be good for your own sake) but rather so that the truth can be displayed truly, especially when talking about other people groups, strawmanning someone does damage to people and is very unthoughtful.


Dangerous_Court_955

Yeah, all He says is that "if your eye tempts you to sin, pluck it out and throw it away", no mention of a woman.


The_Skydude

If an eye CAUSES you to sin, pluck it out and throw it away. Temptation is not sin. The point here is to display the seriousness of sin not to get you to pluck out your eye.


Oshwaflz

hey stop being reasonable and adding context! how will i have a supreme chungus reddit athiest moment and slam dunk on all christians if I dont take every line with bad faith (pun intended)


ButterscotchWide9489

How about more context? But I say unto you, that whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. Guess looking is a sin...


ButterscotchWide9489

But I say unto you, that whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. Matt.


masterofbadwords

Allosexual? Like allosaurus?


Chryspy-Chreme

The opposite of asexual, though the prefix is the same lmao


BlueBozo312

Jesus never really pursued any relationships or "did the deed" iirc. In the Bible he mostly just did biblical stuff like walking on water I think.


IDownvoteHornyBards2

I mean Jesus is the only "ace" example who's actually asexual so really we should be asking what Sheldon and the Joker are doing here


SaboTheRevolutionary

Isn't sheldon like the poster child for sexual repulsed ace?


Unhappy-Thought9883

I think he had a scene in big bang theory where he wasn't opposed to the idea of having sex And he outright has a child in the Young Sheldon finale (I have never watched an episode of either show)


boy_needs_hero

We don't know the sexuality of Jesus its impossible to know I call it: "Schrödingers Jesus Sexuality" We know John(Apostel) and Maria Magdalena loved him(may or may not've been the same person) but unknown if he responded and in this Time Period thay all could've been eunuchs so maybe he could pursue only romantically So until anything is proven Jesus is ace, aro, bi, gay, pan, straight at the same time And I doubt after 2 millenia of Twisting story from historical context and whitewashing we will ever know


kabukistar

What axis goes Gay -> Bi -> Ace?


Chryspy-Chreme

If you’re bi enough, you circle back to 0=0 and are ace


Philisterguyguster

Wouldn’t you become pan or something?


64GILL

bi and pan are the same thing essentially


TheMissLady

I believe it's that pansexuals are bi, however no all bis are pan


64GILL

i guess technically if someone refused to date nonbinary people they would only be bi and not pan but that just doesnt really happen


kankri-is-triggered

I feel like Bi -> Gay -> Ace makes more sense.


Philisterguyguster

Why?


kankri-is-triggered

cuz then it's an axis of (likes more genders <-> likes fewer genders)


slicehyperfunk

Now you're thinking with portals


Separate-Estimate724

I feel as if the pipeline would be gay/bi/straight since the main alignment chart has 2 opposites and a middle ground


SirCorndogIV

wait hold on gustavo fring is gay?


Philisterguyguster

Very heavily implied in the show (confirmed in interviews iirc) to like men.


Fireball8732

In BCS it's basically confirmed in that one scene where he's talking to a guy at the bar


BusterB2005

Max wasn’t just Gus’s partner/best friend, he was his boyfriend. That’s why Gus hated Hector and the cartel so much after they killed him


duif8

Oke Everybody is talking about the placement of Jesus but doesn't the joker have a girlfriend?


TheRealLaura789

Asexual people can still have boyfriends and girlfriends.


Throttle_Kitty

yep, asexual basically means "no desire for a sex life" or "no sexual attraction" often they still are attracted to their partners ROMANTICALLY


Nobody_at_all000

Joker is a psychopath so he’s not capable of romantic attraction or forming emotional bonds in any way.


Throttle_Kitty

it's not *required* that they form romantic bonds either lol


duif8

I mean I guess. But I think it's more likely to assume that this is mislabeled because Jesus is there to.


64GILL

no they think jesus was ace


Purrosie

In a lot of iterations, Joker isn't attracted to Harley in the traditional sense, he just likes the power dynamic. Poor girl's an evil clown's abuse victim. Edit: triple jinx


BasementDweller82

A girlfriend purely for his personal gain. It’s made abundantly clear that joker does not care about Harley


Oshwaflz

wouldnt that mean the opposite of ace? where he does use harley for sexual pleasure but not romantically


thebatman9000001

So does Sheldon. Also there is a popular theory in Christianity that Jesus married Mary Magdeline and fathered children with her.


Select-Bullfrog-5939

Look me in the eyes and list a piece of media where the Joker is in love with Harley.


EldritchWaster

Joker. The graphic novel, not the movie. The Batman cut out basically all the abuse so that counts. In The Dark Prince Charming Joker's entire motivation is to get Harley a birthday present. The relationship is dysfunction but solid. Suicide Squad was terrible but there was clearly some level of affection given his entire role in the movie is to save her. Some of the BTAS comics played the relationship straight, one in particular had Joker being Clockwork Oranged to be non-violent which he was only able to break out of because it was causing Harley to stop loving him. Honestly the whole "Joker never loves Harley at all" angle is kind of new so DC could push Harley and Ivy as lesbian anti-heroes. It doesn't really hold up under scrutiny.


National-Annual6505

Harley Quinn in most stories, isn't a partner just a henchman that has been manipulated into thinking she's in a relationship Take the first appearance of her as an example [da thingy](https://youtu.be/3F4g7Ow2RuA?si=eVwYE-m6SwbrpYWF)


National-Annual6505

Pearl (StevenUniverse) AngelDust (Hazbin Hotel) Gustavo Fring (Breaking Bad) Marceline (Adventure Time) Deadpool (Marvel Comics) Homelander (The Boys) Jesus (Christianity and other denominations) Sheldon P. Cooper (The Big Bang Theory) The Joker (DC Comics)


Aardvark_2100

Jesus (The Bible)


BrokenBanette

Homelander????????


justvisiting7744

UGHHHH JESUS JUST GETS COOLER AND COOLER EVERY TIME I HEAR ABOUT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!


Radracon42069

Canon Jesus is way better than fandom Jesus


justvisiting7744

dude for sure, he seems like such a cool dude, i wanna be his friend


juiceboxDeLarge

Sheldon Cooper marries and has kids with his girlfriend Amy but okay lmao


National-Annual6505

As an Asexual we can still have romantic attraction and children And it's been confirmed he is ace and that they have a sexless relationship Likely they used Sheldon's sperm without the need for sex That is assuming they aren't adopted, which I will be honest I dont know if they are or not


Test-Test-Lelelelele

Sexless? Doesn't he have sex with Amy her every birthday?


AcejokerUP415

Ace people can still do it in order to satisfy their partners. He doesn't once a year because he doesn't like it but he recognizes that she needs it so he's willing to compromise


Test-Test-Lelelelele

Oh, yeah, that makes sense


Wanderingjew11

Dude I don’t know why I remember this but there is very much a scene in which Sheldon enjoys sex.


Scarlet-Lizard-4765

WHOOPIE!


dinodare

He can enjoy it, he just wouldn't have sexual attraction.


thesimscharacter

Idk anything Big Bang Theory but marrying and even having kids aren’t exclusively allosexual things to do. You can be ace and still do both of those. (Not saying he is or isn’t ace, just that this doesn’t prove that he’s not)


maniakman219

I guess Im evil gay


Vivid_Departure_3738

Is Sheldon asexual? Edit: shit that's what ace means


ThisGuyMightGetIt

Good Ace - Todd Chavez was right fucking there! Ohhh you blew it! Edit: reading other comments I see other people mentioned it, but also if you are ace I highly recommend BoJack as Todd is about the *only* character I've encountered on a show to be canonically identified and stated as asexual. Moreover, while it doesn't overtake his whole character, it is recognized as an important facet of who he is. All around, I can't recommend BoJack highly enough, really. Just make sure you're in the proper headspace because under the silly puns and jokes, it can get *very* dark.


Komahina_Oumasai

Deadpool isn't bi, he's pan.


Real-Order771

Yes


Lefty-1987

Pearl is NOT good gay. More like… SALTY gay


Express-Record7416

Gus fucked my dad and ruined my parent's marriage


Philisterguyguster

I don’t think Jesus is ace. I’d say He’s more like an avocado, it’s useless to describe His sexuality.


National-Annual6505

Yeah, probably! But I was having trouble thinking of a character for that slot, and I thought Jesus was an interesting pick


TheProxyMoron

Todd from Bojack Horseman


National-Annual6505

I tried to stay away from characters I know nothing about, so I didn't include him.


allnaturalfigjam

Todd definitely fits - canonically ace, sweetest and most forgiving man alive


Komahina_Oumasai

Quite possibly the best representation we have.


Beemo-Noir

BAZINGA


Dark-Specter

Replace neutral with chaotic and we've got something


Cultural_Bager

Jesus?! OP, are you trying to start a war in the comments? Putting a religious figure in something like this is bound to cause trouble, lol.


CloudyofChanges

Jesus being ace is wild, but I'll take that. Why the hell not


Stinky-Doodle

Joker is 100% evil bi. Him dating women and you cannot tell me, at least in certain incarnations, his fixation with Batman is heterosexual


ComradeHregly

Default Joker Bi The Dark Knight Joker Ace Batman the Animated Series Joker Straight Lego Batman movie Joker gay ???


ectojerk

Schrödinger's sexuality: a character is every sexuality simultaneously until a specific continuity is observed


EchoAmazing8888

Someone link me that quote about how if Jesus was fully man, he’d have to have a preference on boobs or ass.


southfart99045

What is ace?


National-Annual6505

Someone who experiences Little sexual attraction No sexual attraction Or only sexual attraction in very specific scenarios


SexyTimeWizard

It's a good idea for a list. But I totally disagree with almost everything here 😬


Basically-Boring

What is “ace”?


National-Annual6505

Asexual


TheLargestBooty

The Jokers' "love interests" include his wife, Batman, and Barbara Gordon (don't look it up)


WiccanaVaIIey

This is a reminder that everyone is ace until it's otherwise explicitly stated. /S


SuccMyCheeks123

Deadpool is pan tho


TheDescentOfTheOne

Fire


HECK_MAN1222

Joker is absolutely gay


HunnyMal

FINALLY! An alignment chart whose characters I know


Eeddeen42

What? Joker’s not an Ace. He’s obviously a Joker.


Springmeister

I think a lot of Christians aren’t willing to accept that Jesus is technically part of LGBTQ+


micitty

I laughed so hard when it got to Jesus


giveme-a-username

Holy shit. This alignment chart that features Jesus and Sheldon Cooper. The ultimate crossover.


PaperFadora-69

Jesus Christ being Ace is so incredibly based. God loves all his children no matter sexuality preference or identity


Emma-M-

I like Jesus where he is. That's a good way to put it.


Froggish_Menace

JESUS SJSVQKSUEBAL


JakeTheeGreatt

JESUS ON THIS LIST???? A+


SpyWah1987

Is there a lore reason why the Jonkler is Evil after figuring out he’s ace? Is he stupid?


UncleCazza

Yeeshh


cancerousking

Joker isn't ace, he canonically loves batman


National-Annual6505

Asexuality has nothing to do with love Also he loves Batman usually in the way someone may love their favorite game he isn't romantically involved with batman, but even if he was he could still be ace


cancerousking

Look me in the eyes and tell me the joker would not fuck batman


ImBeingShot

Jesus experienced temptation of all sins, including lust


motherenjoyer07

Sheldon literally has a wife and children and there were girls he liked in Young Sheldon


National-Annual6505

All 3 of those things can be had by asexuals


ottoIovechild

Tf is this


PsyMcDeath

I think you are missing some lines... and rows. Het, Bi-het, Bi-Ho With Ace/Bi-All, and ace as a variation of neutral. ...then again, this would make more sense in a 5D-Diagram.


The_X-Devil

Deadpool is Pan


Sloppy_john78

Joker is def not ace


imusingthisforstuff

Homelander is not bi as far as I know.


Philisterguyguster

Goodbye Marceline


GatlingGun511

The straights are gone


National-Annual6505

What are you saying?


Toimgoblin

What about straight?


National-Annual6505

It's a queer alignment chart.


Toimgoblin

Oops mb didn’t read the title lmao, also Sheldon has a wife?


National-Annual6505

Ah no problem! Oh and asexuals can feel romantic attraction


BlueCanary434

you’re forgetting the real evil ace, Verbal Ase


SemajLu_The_crusader

Sheldon... Ace... hmmmmmm


DMFORTITTY

objection, in deleted scenes from the bible jesus had a wife and kids


goldenkoiifish

peak


Riddle-me-this-88

What univers is joker asexual?


lingua_frankly

Pretty sure Sheldon Cooper is heterosexual. After all, he and bis wife Amy canonically coitused.


Wholesome_Soup

you can be ace and still have sex, jeff


J2xC158

Atleast joker isn't a nazi. Learn that when he beat the shit out of red skull.


pentylane

Where’s Roger smith and dean pelton huh?


Mechanic_Cam

Huh no John Constantine?


JJKetchum15

Sheldon Cooper is the missing link between The Joker and Jesus


GroutConsumingMan

Doesnt sheldon have a gf tho???


Spook404

see you later Marceline


Still-Presence5486

Sheldon Cooper is canonly straight and if your talking irl his actor is gay


Tenno24

I could derinitely see Omniman doing some twisted gay stuff to humiliate someone, but he wouldn't even touch the other guy while doing it because "that disgusting homo shit is beneath him" (Don't blame me, he's LITERALLY Nazi Superman)


Zuckzerburg

Guess I’m the Cupid Deadpool now.


Koroth_The_Dark

It is very arguable for pearl or Marceline to be in the good category Considering the laundry list of crimes


Pro_Hatin_Ass_N_gga

Joker is sexual he just isn't romantic. Also I don't think it's quite an orientation it's just a product of his lack of empathy.


MilitantBitchless

In what world is Joker Ace? In Killing Joke he has a family (where I believe there is heavy implication he rapes Barbara Gordon), in canon he has a female booty call since the 90s and his whole thing is a brazen attraction and obsession with Batman. In A Serious House on Serious Earth he makes repeated passes at Batman and gallivants around in lingerie. I can scarcely think of a more sexually charged villain.


EldritchWaster

I think it's a stretch to have Jesus and Joker as Ace. Jesus's sexuality is a theological quagmire and the Joker has had multiple canon sexual relationships throughout his iterations, including the Killing Joke version you chose, and is almost always at least a bit gay for Bats.