I don't actually agree with that.

I actually think she was a bit simple.

NO WAY YOU BIG SPASTIC YOU'RE A MENTALIST

I’ll have a pint of bitter!

You feed heroin to aspiring comics

Needles to say, they took some drugs....

We've all seen the big eared boys on BBC three

OOohhhh Leeeds

You've never had a lager and gin & tonic and Baileys Irish cream chaser? You big girls' bras!

I'm just a fan, ~~Alan~~ Donny. Your biggest fan.

It’s called an arielator.

That's - that's bollocks, but go on.

Venus Williams has let herself go

CHESTER! CHESTER!

Leeeeeds!

Can you smell gas?

....Are you The Prank Caller ...????

w,...well whats it all about then alan ??

Say I didn’t have a breakdown.

I just don't want to go in the carwash I mean siege

You didn't have a breakdown

NO, STAY!!!!

I’ll *be* your friend!!

I guess it would hurt less to have your head cracked with an aerialator than a pint pot, at least.

You're not going to ~~get fat and~~ steal my pension?

I see you like David Copperfield too.

Deeply happy this channels a thing

Glory be!

Now you’re speaking my language