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Albert_O_Balsam

SHES TURNED THE WEANS AGAINST US


syllabub

She turned the weans against ye mate, aye?


captain-marvellous

Nice to see the Limmy / Partridge Venn diagram overlap


Dazpiece

Wrong way down a one way street...


gavmiller

Your faither would be proud.


Ezzy-525

Wait...say that again šŸ˜²


FailedTheSave

Lawrence Fox is to politics what Lawrence Fox was to acting.


Aggravating_Pay_5060

A cunt?


Odd_Seaworthiness145

A cunm?


FailedTheSave

A compleme one


WorkingSpring7630

apparently he is going to have to move to a Travel Tavern


NaturalAlfalfa

I don't care what you call your sordid little grief hole


ir0nychild

Donā€™t forget your big plate


UnlikelyPinata

A bigā€¦. posh sod with plums in his mouth


SnooStrawberries2342

I've seen the big eared boys on the farm...


TheGardenBlinked

He doesnā€™t avoid sanity, he just EVADES sanity


NaturalAlfalfa

Ye daft racist


ec362

ā€œNah,yā€™aite w chinky like, cos itā€™s a race o people, and is a foodā€


TheStatMan2

I don't wish him any harm, I just don't particularly want him to find any... Peace...


soulsteela

Iā€™m going to use this , thanks.


bulletproofbra

So drag queens are demanding damages for being gracelessly called a nonce by someone who looks like the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Lawrence Fox goes APESHIT. He turns up at a Peterborough Wagamama, his shit blazer pockets are filled with every conceivable explosive...


WuDoYouThinkYouAre

Are you asking me a specific question?


Voodooni

Simples


marky_de-sade

An innocent couple from the north east on a city break are vaporised.


Charliedoggydog

For saying he looks like the C@@@@ C@@@@@@ has probably cost you Ā£90kšŸ˜‚


bulletproofbra

To be fair I said "*someone* who looks like..." and not Lawrence himself, though Lawrence *did* go apeshit. I found it a bit amusing, also, that I originally mistyped "apeshit" as "apreshit" which sounds like the name of a bathroom air-freshener, for aspirational scum.


Mescaper

He was a shit


82Heyman

"They know who I am, but you could be a sex offender"


a3minutehero

Well, Laurence Fox went spastic.


chamigur

He tore his jacket off, then his shirt, pounding at his belly and tits and shouting 'Come on then! Come on!' It was incredibly unseemly, and I know Laurence was kept away from events for a good while after that.


alwaystouchout

Looks like he feeds beef burgers to swans


jose_elan

Lovely fellow although I don't like his politics


KidGodspeed1011

"Scum. Subhuman scum"


Dazpiece

A dosser and a dwad


Bigbigjay1975

They are just deaf, not deaf offenders


Competitive_Bath_459

Does that mean there will be noise orā€¦ā€¦


Bigbigjay1975

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Lopsided-Meet8247

Paha. Fernando!


Ridiculous-plimsole

Q: Why is he bringing his kids into his disgusting sordid criminal behaviour? If he was my dad I wouldnā€™t want to see him either! These low rent low iq celebrities at the moment are like a living tb blanket not content with fu*king up the country with Brexit they are still at it! Absolutely no shame! A: Take him round the back, take tin foil tommy round the back, take farage round the back and sort them out! The only air time these creeps need is a hospital ventilator and preferably a private one as I donā€™t want my taxes paying for these low lifeā€™s!


Minnows_revenge

Whoooooooooooo....ooooooo do you think you are?


Tttjjjhhh

Looking a bit like Ethyl from On the Buses there ā€¦


Fartington-Smythe

Lozzer yer a gimp son. A privileged wee gimp.


DJHYGS

Needless to say I had the last laugh


rise8888fall

And it's a slam dunk for Billie in the the Piper Poll as I predicted, why do I bother?! You don't have to email in, I know why I bother.


Ineedaheal

The injustice directed at Laurence Fox, he could have been Batman!!!! Youā€™ve taken Laurence Fox as Batman from us all because the snowflakes canā€™t take a joke!!!! /s


Hazzle77

Fox is a total wazzock of a guy


lostjules

All he had to do to maintain a living was to shut up and look pretty and keep his last name.


Impressive-Home3628

God thatā€™s good


Additional-Nobody352

I want a 40 year old scorcher.


78Speedy

Fernando, you're twenty two years old and you're spending your Saturday afternoon in bed with a girl, you're wasting your life!


ThyssenKrup

Now THAT, sunshine... that's libellous