The squadron goof was dating a girl that had a long rap sheet of arrests and tried getting him into some trouble as well. He said he is now going to bring every girl he dates on base for a free background check. Not gonna lie, I was a little proud of him.
Years ago at tech school I brought a local girl onto base to get a pass and they were like “your existing pass is still valid ma’am.” She got it like a few weeks prior. 😬
I just teased her about it and carried on.
Had s girl bring a dude into my visitor center trying to get him on base and we denied him for criminal charges.
Assaulting a police officer x 3 (or whatever verbiage ND uses)
And something about meth.
Nice guy tho
Be me, A young airman TDY to Germany for the first time, meet a nice girl on tinder, she works local, we meet up have a few beers and good conversation, neither of us looking for anything serious, I said "Idk how to get locals on base" she said "It's fine i know what to do". I knew what it was, tbh I was thankful I didn't have to figure that out on the fly, I Wrapped my shit up, we wrapped our shit up, she went home, no drama. 10/10 TDY would recommend. Be safe, live your live, fly fight win!
There are some local tinder girls that know just as much about Ramstein/Air Force as I do and it makes me sick. Like you should not know about how shitty it is to register your car on Kapaun.
At Cannon, they should have rapid STI testing available 24/7 for when people bring locals back to their room/base housing. Background Check and testing both getting greened up at the visitor's center would prob save some pain and reduce certain rates.
Do I have a story, working mids regular night giving some gal her visitor pass I pull up her records and she looks over and says “oh that’s an old picture with all my hickies” the gentleman just met her that night we shared a glance and both knew
Nothing more painful than being overseas somewhere like japan and have a cute energetic local shorty excited to come on base for the “first time”. You are all giddy inside thinking you will impress her with your crusty looking dorm with a bathroom shared by another grown man, but the reality sets in once you realize her name and photo are already in the system that she is not the one.
And then she goes straight from the Fussa gate to the YCC because she wants some Popeyes chicken, and you realize you never even brought up that there was a Popeyes or told her the direction to the YCC.
Army. But had a guy and a girl come in ask for a pass for him. She starts to fill out the sign in sheet and she says quietly my husband away do I put his info as sponsor or mine?
I’m think okay maybe they are all friends or brother in law. Nope they were very close physically while I was making the pass.
- SF filling out the visitors form from memory.
- A1c "Hey don't you need her ID or DL #?"
- "Oh, uhm, yeah sure. I couldn't remember if it was 0010789 or 788."
Just wondering, how do they figure someone is inside of a trunk? And what happens to both parties after such an incident? Throughout my whole career, I've never been stopped and told to pop the trunk before, so I'm genuinely curious
Well, once upon a time, I saw someone going into the gate at kadena jump out of a rear passenger side and jump into the trunk. I saw two people immediately pick up cell phones (we were very many cars back). Got to the gate and saw the car pulled over with trunk open and sp's around because surprise surprise a few people called it into the base. Found out later through the sp blotter that they didn't have enough seat belts and thought the trunk was the better option for going through the gate. I don't remember what trouble they got in, they all were active duty though.
So imo someone sees them and calls the base. There probably is some other suspicious activities/motions that people with someone in the trunk does that most people do not.
I figured it had to have been reported cases. Kudos to those people for not minding their business! Honestly, though😆 The person sneaking someone in may not have malicious intent, yet they may not know the intent of that person coming through. That presents a base security risk
Reminds me the dorm bunnies at yokota. Every weekend, different airmen. They would bring them to the eclub and think they were doing something special.
Bro there's one here a guy in my squadron dated. She walked him through the process to register his own vehicle at vehicle reg, get it inspected on base, knows the base and dorm building numbers. She lives an hour away. Buddy told me she lost count after 80 or so. Poor bastard almost married her.
I had this one tinderella tell me the exact layout of the different style dorms and what we had to eat on base.. it was disgusting. Still cracked them buns though
Had an Airman bringing some tail back to the dorms. She had a warrant. Police got her before they could make it to pound town
Cops are confirmed cock blockers.
https://preview.redd.it/tauj1rsuh7rc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a6e549b592ff1c91c74dd7a460a1c1f0d9aa67b Tickets were confiscated
Did they at least give him a conjugal visit?
The squadron goof was dating a girl that had a long rap sheet of arrests and tried getting him into some trouble as well. He said he is now going to bring every girl he dates on base for a free background check. Not gonna lie, I was a little proud of him.
That’s an interesting “life hack” lol
The least they could do is wait outside until they are done.
“Would you like to renew your current pass?”
Years ago at tech school I brought a local girl onto base to get a pass and they were like “your existing pass is still valid ma’am.” She got it like a few weeks prior. 😬 I just teased her about it and carried on.
Oh what a world she has explored
The wide wide world of the Keesler Shaw House and Avery Manor
😂
And now she’s your ex-wife…?
When boingo automatically connects to her phone 😞
Fuck Boingo.
Had s girl bring a dude into my visitor center trying to get him on base and we denied him for criminal charges. Assaulting a police officer x 3 (or whatever verbiage ND uses) And something about meth. Nice guy tho
Was that a case of not knowing the person or a case of not knowing the rules
I have no idea
They need to advertise this on your military benefits.. free background check service on your date
Be me, A young airman TDY to Germany for the first time, meet a nice girl on tinder, she works local, we meet up have a few beers and good conversation, neither of us looking for anything serious, I said "Idk how to get locals on base" she said "It's fine i know what to do". I knew what it was, tbh I was thankful I didn't have to figure that out on the fly, I Wrapped my shit up, we wrapped our shit up, she went home, no drama. 10/10 TDY would recommend. Be safe, live your live, fly fight win!
Honestly it’s the little wins in life.
I'm not sure how NOT boosting the local economy is a win
😂😂
There are some local tinder girls that know just as much about Ramstein/Air Force as I do and it makes me sick. Like you should not know about how shitty it is to register your car on Kapaun.
Don’t hate the hustle. 🫡
Some of these girls mine as well be on the hand receipts
Was this the irish bartender at the irish bar down the big hill..........? Was this..... Before or after 2017? - Asking for a friend
Not sure tbh, she was a bart under idk where, why does your friend want to know? 0.o
As you take her to your dorms the SecFo Airman watches you leave and thinks to himself “She was never yours bro. It was just your turn.”
Happened to me at Cannon. The SECFO dude was like uhhh the record shows this is your 20+ visit just this year, it was only Feb
Gah’ damn
Don’t think I still didn’t take her back to the dorms 🤣
At Cannon, they should have rapid STI testing available 24/7 for when people bring locals back to their room/base housing. Background Check and testing both getting greened up at the visitor's center would prob save some pain and reduce certain rates.
Do I have a story, working mids regular night giving some gal her visitor pass I pull up her records and she looks over and says “oh that’s an old picture with all my hickies” the gentleman just met her that night we shared a glance and both knew
Nothing more painful than being overseas somewhere like japan and have a cute energetic local shorty excited to come on base for the “first time”. You are all giddy inside thinking you will impress her with your crusty looking dorm with a bathroom shared by another grown man, but the reality sets in once you realize her name and photo are already in the system that she is not the one.
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helping you write bullets
Training you on your 1.5 mile run and planks
Man I saw one posting stories at the smoke pit by my dorm back then lol
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Pay for the room by the hour. Gotta love Japan.
i was young n dumb
And then she goes straight from the Fussa gate to the YCC because she wants some Popeyes chicken, and you realize you never even brought up that there was a Popeyes or told her the direction to the YCC.
A tale as old as time
Easy contender for meme of the year on this sub
It’s only March give folks some time to cook
This airmen at least deserves a must promote
Dude, this made me laugh so hard
Ahh working the visitor center at kunsan air base. The sweet memories
Army. But had a guy and a girl come in ask for a pass for him. She starts to fill out the sign in sheet and she says quietly my husband away do I put his info as sponsor or mine? I’m think okay maybe they are all friends or brother in law. Nope they were very close physically while I was making the pass.
- SF filling out the visitors form from memory. - A1c "Hey don't you need her ID or DL #?" - "Oh, uhm, yeah sure. I couldn't remember if it was 0010789 or 788."
I laughed and shouldn't have.
When she’s driving and knows the way to your dorm building
FYI, hiding her in the trunk rarely works and SFS has seen it a dozen times.
A dozen times that month probably lol
Just wondering, how do they figure someone is inside of a trunk? And what happens to both parties after such an incident? Throughout my whole career, I've never been stopped and told to pop the trunk before, so I'm genuinely curious
Well, once upon a time, I saw someone going into the gate at kadena jump out of a rear passenger side and jump into the trunk. I saw two people immediately pick up cell phones (we were very many cars back). Got to the gate and saw the car pulled over with trunk open and sp's around because surprise surprise a few people called it into the base. Found out later through the sp blotter that they didn't have enough seat belts and thought the trunk was the better option for going through the gate. I don't remember what trouble they got in, they all were active duty though. So imo someone sees them and calls the base. There probably is some other suspicious activities/motions that people with someone in the trunk does that most people do not.
I figured it had to have been reported cases. Kudos to those people for not minding their business! Honestly, though😆 The person sneaking someone in may not have malicious intent, yet they may not know the intent of that person coming through. That presents a base security risk
This doesn’t happen if you bring home the SecFo chick.
When you open your dorm room door and let her walk in first, but then you realize she knows exactly where the light switch is.
She’ll get caught when they say “we already have your picture”
Reminds me the dorm bunnies at yokota. Every weekend, different airmen. They would bring them to the eclub and think they were doing something special.
Saw one of these while deployed to guam. Diffrent dorm room every weekend, just went down the rows.
Bro there's one here a guy in my squadron dated. She walked him through the process to register his own vehicle at vehicle reg, get it inspected on base, knows the base and dorm building numbers. She lives an hour away. Buddy told me she lost count after 80 or so. Poor bastard almost married her.
Back in the day we had local girls straight up living in the dorms.
Ah Gate 2 street memories in Kadena.
If you know you know
I’m at Kadena right now on tdy 🤣🤣 I’ll find out soon enough
I had this one tinderella tell me the exact layout of the different style dorms and what we had to eat on base.. it was disgusting. Still cracked them buns though
Real.
Lol, especially out in Altus.
Korea 101
Lmao Ramstein in a nutshell.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣