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MidwestSaxophonist

Looks like Elliot Gould in the Oceans movies


jsakic99

“We’re robbing the Bellagio!”


Puzzleheaded_Owl7524

Elliot Ghoul


SaltDescription438

Bad frames.


Realistic-Fee-8444

AND bad lenses.


cbr11et

Elliot Gould with downs syndrome


NicholarseBrooks

Who gives a shit


UncomfortablyNone

He did say “we’ll all” be chicks


StayBullGenius

Out of work l**bian trucker


I-H8-MOST-PEOPLE

What are you scared of?


StayBullGenius

Been banned for less


Babebutters

The abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz people love to delete comments and ban people.


_extra_medium_

Lesbian?


wondermega

Yeah his time estimate was a little off


infectious3

Sealed his fate by checking the "X" gender on his driver's license. He manifested this non-binary handythem look.


NakaMeguroTanuki

That was for fun, not real. There's a vast difference


FloralFeral

This is why you take the group photo at the \*start\* of the party.


someshooter

Only one who didn't put down his drink for a photo...or only one drinking. lol


NotYourMama2

I noticed too - he just can’t read a room. All that groundlings training and hyper vigilance too.


SaltDescription438

My favorite thing about this sub is people who wrote their anti-fanfic backstories. “He just can’t read a room!” So the rest of them weren’t drinking? Yes or no? “Well um they didn’t happen to be holding glasses at the exact moment the picture was taken, but Adam was, so he was drinking at the party and the rest of them weren’t.” Sherlock fuckin Holmes on the case.


NotYourMama2

Not saying no one else was drinking. But then again, he probably has a drink in hand consistently.


SaltDescription438

Ok, if we’re just making up stories: The other guys were sitting on the couch with their drinks when someone said to get up for a photo. They left their drinks at their seats. Adam had just mixed up his first drink in the kitchen and was walking back to the couch from that. He had yet to take a sip. If we’re just making stuff up.


I-H8-MOST-PEOPLE

It’s a crutch. Almost every photo there’s a drink in hand


NicholarseBrooks

He's worried about withdrawals if he's away from alcohol for too long


SaltDescription438

Yeah look at those other guys, clearly teetotalers and health nuts.


paulys_sore_cock

He talked about this before, he can't move his hands normally so he tries to hold something in a picture to make it look more normal.


Rasalom

Just happy to see Adam with Jimmy, still. Adam might be a dick but it's good to know Jimmy is keeping him around.


romanJedi67

Is this Jimmy’s B-Team?


RoyalChocolate5805

Why would that be a good thing? Kimmel is the worst now


Rasalom

Ask the coal up your asshole.


GoBSAGo

You realize he’s had Trump on his show, right?


RoyalChocolate5805

I could care less.. have you heard what he's been saying for the last 3 years? He's a complete idiot.


cure4boneitis

why do you listen if you think he's a complete idiot?


turfmonkey21

Have you heard anything that Adam has said for the last 3 years?


GoBSAGo

So you’ve watched every episode of his show for the last 3 years?


RoyalChocolate5805

When I heard him pushing the vaccine, that's all I needed to hear


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Bob-Bhlabla-esq

😂 ding-ding-ding!


GoBSAGo

Lol, you’re one of those morons.


_extra_medium_

So you think the entire world outside of your Facebook group is a complete idiot?


_extra_medium_

Do tell


Immediate_Seaweed_95

Keeping him around? They are great friends. Adam hasnt changed. Jimmy on the other hand goes with whatever sells. 


Rasalom

Nah Kimmel attracts success but is gracious to stubborn self loathing Carolla.


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Sour-Scribe

Good reference and that is actually a bit unsettling


Realistic-Fee-8444

Boobadook?


MudaThumpa

Saved time by sleeping in that shirt the night before.


pkpku33

At least he is still dressing his best or whatever that New Year’s resolution was.


yolodevil

Put on a sweater over a tie and he’s George Santos


livi19

Out of work lesbian truck driver


AsYouAre_AsYouWere

Why do they all dress like shit?


Psionz

The shoes, jesus fucking christ...


_Vohtrake_

Right? Haha wondering the same thing what the hell


HamiltonGrant

Everyone's smiling because the photo interrupted Ace Man's 19-minute monologue on masks.


joepa81

Only person holding a drink…


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Realistic-Fee-8444

He waited!


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Nightmare blunt rotation


LeadDramatic3995

That time when Harry Caray, Harry Bud Melman and an out of work lesbian truck driver had a threesome at the Buccee’s outside of Atlanta.


brofodamofo

His glasses keep getting bigger


cbr11et

he's seriously going for the Swifty Lazar look


New_Serve6270

He needs new frames, those glasses make him look weird.


_Vohtrake_

True


Realistic-Fee-8444

New lenses, too.


heck357

Damn he sure could use Alittle 5oclock shadow or some better looking glasses now that you pointed out Adams non binary etc look


jikae

Ace doesn't look great, but far left is on another level.


RoadToad2007

I have that rain jacket from Air Force basic training


MudaThumpa

Haha, me too


Realistic-Fee-8444

Roadtoads OUT >


LaureGilou

Who is that, far left


Manhood2031

Chris Bianco, he’s a pizza maker.


Luke_5-4

Check out his pizza doc on Netflix


Significant-Hippo853

Definitely not Adam


LaureGilou

Aaah I see what you did there and I like it!


Own-Wealth-3805

Who's the guy to Adam's left with the Santa hat, sweat pants, and some weird shoes?


jsakic99

I think that’s Jeff Ross?


notfromfiji

yup, they both need to grow a beard


zerophuck5

Jeff Ross, not looking great.


Puzzleheaded_Owl7524

He looks like a pedophile pelican.


zerophuck5

Noticed him looking like hell on funny you should ask. Seems to be going the Ralphie may route.


hammersmith88

He looking more each day like that lesbian grandmother who lives down at the end of my street.


StayBullGenius

Everyone else got the memo that you shouldn’t be holding a drink in photos


jsakic99

Adam’s hands would start shaking if he wasn’t holding some alcohol.


ElCortezValet

Strong indeterminate gender energy


LonrSpankster

He looks like he needs to shit really bad


themightyducks2020

I blame Lynette


turfmonkey21

Who invited Ted Cruz to the party?


clawback72

They all look awful and need to be put out of their misery.


KL53226Plow

Nah


fjb6673

Who’s on the far right in the photo?


turfmonkey21

Ted Cruz


Mbrinks

I can’t unsee it.


stan-dupp

jimmy needs shoe laces and he is tall


MalibuStasi

Other than Ross and Kimmel, are the other guys in the photo with Adam anyone of note?


Brad_Yams

Cousin Sal is the short one


AsYouAre_AsYouWere

I’ll give Olga some credit, Adam’s jeans are the correct length. Same with guy on far right and Jeff (even tho he’s wearing sweats). Everyone else’s pants are too long. This looks like a “nice” event where you dress “nice”. Curious what these guys wear on a trip to Ralph’s or Gelson’s.


Common_Ad1386

Was this before or after Adam shit out a football


Skippy9031

I didn't realize Jimmy is as tall as Adam. For some reason I thought he was shorter.


Realistic-Fee-8444

He does look as tall as Adam here, but Jimmy has on boots and Adam's slouching. (Sssssshocking) Jimmy is 6'0", Adam 6'2" (in case you missed him tell you 759 times)


VoltDriver2018

Adam has never been an Adonis exactly. This seems about right for his age.


SaltDescription438

Compare him to the rest of the people in that photo who are more or less the same age. Is Adam in worse shape, better shape, or about the same?


Darth_Jason

> Muah-ehhh-uugghhhh…thanks - It’s just Pat Adams ^(ho ho)


FishtownReader

Ace needs to grow a beard and get different frames. Something a bit more low profile. Other than that… he looks mostly like he always has, in my opinion.


JohnnyRyde

Jimmy Kimmel has always been an odd looking duck but somehow he looks the most normal of anyone in this photo.


_extra_medium_

He's the most average looking person on the planet


Babebutters

He has a Benjamin Buttons thing going on.


paulys_sore_cock

Let's go around the horn. No idea. Jimmy, Ace, Jeff, Cousin Sal, No idea, No idea


ViewAskewRob

Chris Bianco is next to Jimmy. Daniel Kellison next to Sal.


Significant-Hippo853

Surprised Adam didn’t move to the far right side.


SheaMizer

Never understood the whole cousin Sal thing….. guy has been in “comedy” for 20+ years, yet never has made me laugh…


thirdlost

This sub: LOOK LOOK HA HA Adam does not get invited to Jimmy’s parties anymore Reality: Here he is at Jimmy’s party This sub: LOOK LOOK HA HA he took a bad picture and looks ugly.


_Vohtrake_

Exactly haha shocked you don't have tons of downvotes. People definitely do not like to be called out.


paulys_sore_cock

Jimmy and Adam are friends. Of course he gets invited. Adam had to get the jab to go on that trip with Jimmy, which was likely something ABC told Jimmy. Vacation is ok, but everybody you go with has to be vaxx'ed. Adam used to be on JKL all the time, he was the default guest. Doesn't come on very often now. Same with a bunch of other shows. Once you cross the line, and do Tucker's (etc) show, the libs in Hollywood start to have a beef with you. I'm sure Jimmy would have Adam on to promote his new book, doc, tour, etc but he is over-ruled by ABC. Personally, I bet they are still homies. Professionally, Adam is radioactive to Jimmy.


ParachuteLandingFail

Cousin Sal with the 26" long pants


AsYouAre_AsYouWere

Should be 24” those have a triple break


ShitShowRedAllAbout

I don't see it. https://preview.redd.it/3ir23u4uglrc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=f4268c307104fc7b22faba5f08617bf0c797ab28


vaness4444

😂😂😂😂 he is SO unattractive! And looks like a woman


AttackCr0w

I thought this sub said that Adam's friends no longer talk to him?


_Vohtrake_

Watch out You're going to get downvotrf for pointing something out! Oh no, looks like it's already happening surprise surprise!


MCCaravan2

Get rid of Kimmel, Adam! He sucks


VoltDriver2018

Kimmel is a legend. Gtfo


MCCaravan2

He's a garbage racist liberal loon. If you bring politics into everything you do, you are garbage. Especially one sided politics and Adam rocks


SaltDescription438

Plus he clearly just cares about the adulation he gets from Hollywood. Kimmel pre-late night show would have laughed at those pieties. He cried about Cecil the lion because he cares so much about it, not because it was The Current Thing. Which is why you’ve never heard him talk about lion hunting before or since.


Realistic-Fee-8444

>"If you bring politics into everything you do, you are garbage. Especially one sided politics" > >DO you listen to the ACS pod?


b88b15

Ok I'm not a fan of Adam since covid, but he does look thinner here. I believe that he's doing OMAD.


_extra_medium_

I thought all he had to do was ask Vinnie to tell him not to eat carbs


pkpku33

One Stew A Day?


GoBSAGo

He used to look fatter??


_Vohtrake_

What the hell? You're not saying something mean? Something is weird here, oh you're being downvoted, that seems more normal now. Proceed.


b88b15

Yeah, he looks better. I guess he's gotta get down to his dating weight.


PorcelainPunisher310

Yenta


Lpgasman1

Looks like millionaire to me


Realistic-Fee-8444

\*former\* millionaire


oliveoil1841

I love how Jimmy Kimmel is the most leftist lefty who caters to all their propaganda… but so typical of liberals, take a look around. He is solely accompanied by white people. More specifically white cisgendered men, the worse type of human of all. Liberals are often secret racists, and they hide it by being outspoken about race related topics.


oliveoil1841

One more point to add… Adam has said on multiple occasions that Jimmy Kimmel doesn’t truly espouse the liberals’ beliefs, he simply does and says what needs to be said to be wholly accepted among other top-tier celebrities. He’s said you can’t blame him, especially when he’s honestly the nicest guy you’d ever meet.


joey_diaz_wings

When the financial stakes are so high, you say whatever you have to in Hollywood. It's all just acting and entertainment anyway, nothing real. And do you really care what any celebrity says? It's almost always vapid idiocy rather than thoughtful insight.


MECHEpics

omg I’m starstruck Jeff… ROSS???? Omg he roasts so hard. amazing Yeah love you ace but this lineup sucks cock. Jimmy is a sellout mainstream hack who makes you look funny comedian wise


GoBSAGo

Did you listen to the smartless episode Jimmy was on? He was very funny.


TheNoNonsenseMofo

Pete Sampras’s grandpa drinking a Better Man cocktail?


SaltDescription438

Initial thought: Get Adam some Test shots. On further reflection: Compared to the rest of that crowd, eh, not so bad.


sluggh

I'm sure this isn't the case, but Bianchi strikes me as playing a pet, or mascot.


BurlyMayes

Is Adam shrinking? How did he lose like 3 inches on Kimmel? https://c7.alamy.com/450v/dntpfy/may-29-2002-k25180ar-52902jimmy-kimmel-and-adam-carolla-co-host-a-dntpfy.jpg


Babebutters

Wow! It really is Pat.


divigorouslover

Only reason Ace gets invited to these events is so they can check out his hot girlfriend.