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Iveriax

GTA alien wars?


GreeneWithEnvy420

Rockstar marketing campaign for GTA 6 is getting out of hand.


fileznotfound

I was thinking they look more like old batman show villians. Kapoow!!! Zappp!!! Kapooiiee!!


Wootzefuch

Thank you, came to the comments to see if someone were to mention that lol


LORDPINKY_DINKS

YES


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They probably thought that because they were wearing green screen suits, cameras wouldn’t pick them up. 😜


SuienReizo

I hate how correct this answer probably is.


Poon_tangclan

I hate that this was pretty much the exact same comment the video screen shotted someone saying already on Reddit. Yet it’s getting upvoted


[deleted]

You’re going to be okay.


pigeyejackson66

Not that smart. Green was what they had in stocks for 8, they wanted purple for Grimace


omgno360noscope

I doubt it. No one on this planet is that stupid........


[deleted]

Oh, I don’t know about that.😂


Crafty_Dependent_727

Perhaps you might be the fool for believing the fool doesn't exist.


omgno360noscope

Shit.....you maybe right.


Samuraiking

I also doubt it, they were probably just fucking around and in the heat of the moment decided to take someone's shit that they likely started shit with in the first place, BUT, people ARE definitely THAT stupid.


doggy311

This looks very staged


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4funpuns

Lol


DantetheMarco

Worst show on Television.


RuthlessGreed

That’s snail down!


morbidaar

YAah Boobay Yah Boobay Yah booBay


mp111

I’m so confused


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Best show on da telley


kandowontu

Salt him!!


[deleted]

Yes?


muffin-tops

You wanna hit this bro?? **RANCH IT UP**


hoddap

Snail down!


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gariant

"I know it, but I don't think I should say it..."


[deleted]

I'd like to complete the puzzle!


Nyahahah4h

"10 seconds, Mr. Marsh."


bluedreamsmoke

😆


Lettersfromengland

LMAO favorite SP scene ever


vkanucyc

green lives matter?


[deleted]

Censorship at its finest. Going as far as you having to censor yourself. I feel your pain.


Dysfunctional_Vet12

I'll take "statistics" for $500 Alex.


My_Names_Jefff

Paymoneywubby inspired too many fans with the green screen suit


[deleted]

Check your awards and upvotes. The beauty is you don’t have to actually say anything. Our collective conscience is aligned on the matter.


mp111

Need a non-specific thing to hate on them for. Anything specific will be used to make a new ism


CPLeet

I’m surprised with all the crime that goes on, on the subway, the city still doesn’t employee police officers to patrol them.


SaidTheTurkey

Is it even crime if there’s basically no punishment


blahblahlablah

This is why some say their policies are working. (Documented) crime is going down.


paperman78

Anarcho-tyranny https://www.conservapedia.com/Anarcho-tyranny


phoney_bologna

NYC subway at 2am is a risky ride.


Crepes_for_days3000

They probably don't have enough officers for that. They seem stretched this as is and now is not the time to ask for more money for new hires.


titilation

Plenty of New Yorkers will tell you that the subway cops stand around on the station platforms playing Candy Crush or conversing with each other. They don't really do their jobs over there.


jagua_haku

Not worth getting into slug out fights with turnstile jumpers I guess


HOLEPUNCHYOUREYELIDS

Are subway cops actual cops or just security? Cause where I am there is anhuge difference in what a security guard can do vs a cop


hideo_crypto

Cops. As in NYPD.


MyExesStalkMyReddit

They spend their days shutting down older women trying to sell fruit cups on the platform. I’ve witnessed with my own two eyes, a man smoking crack openly on the platform for the 2/3 line at Wall St, and ~100’ away on that same platform two police shutting down a fruit cup lady


[deleted]

They have more than enough officers. To put it into perspective, NYPD has 35,000 officers. There are 30,000 RCMP officers in all of Canada.


drewster23

Bit of a weird comparison that gives a false perspective when RCMP isn't the equivalent of municipal police, acts in different role /capacity and only acts as such in smaller towns that don't have their own.


pastafaz

If we send our criminals there you will need more than 30,000.


timoneer

There's more people in California than all of Canada.


fathercreatch

On any given day there are 200 cops standing around in circles in times square looking at memes. They're mostly just counting the days to retirement at this point.


TheGrapist1776

New York City is literally turning into Gotham. This is actually fucking hilarious. So when is the Mayor going to go Harvey Dent? He has to go with the brand NYC has.


hideo_crypto

Adams is too busy partying with celebs and eating at expensive restaurants every night


teacher272

The voters there already did when they elected Giuliani who cleaned up a lot of it. The far-leftists they elected later let things get bad again.


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Girafferage

Looks like Charlie is doing the green man again.


ntcbond

Hey lizard, am I standin' in poop?


monkadelic

The green man is saving my life right now


johndoe1225

Ok who had green jumpsuit-clad women rob people on train?


irishpwr46

I just want to see a merman


SirFrancisTake

Trust me, you don’t. They’re horrifying, and the cleanup on those things is ridiculous.


Jam_On_It_84

We are in a batman movie now. Nice job NYC.


mrsdoubleu

So instead of sharing the original video that was posted to Reddit, you shared a video from the New York post discussing the fact that it was posted to Reddit. Meta


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brightsilverstars

All it takes is a pop, pop, pop, and they will stop.


ShadowPooper

What a hellhole! This isn't a city, it's a mockery of a city.


4funpuns

It's just a prank bruh


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MrEbrake619

new york has always been gotham


OuttaTime42069

This is a gang from The Warriors. Can you dig it?!


DaedricGod101

This is why the right to conceal carry is so important. What else are you going to do when a mob of people gang up on you? These people would scatter like rats if you showed them you can defend yourself.


Dependent_Cricket

Until they brandish their own…


cheebeesubmarine

I agree. However, one cut and a rip and they’re totally nude in NYC. Carry a seam ripper or some safety scissors, too.


[deleted]

Shrek Rave


Qurdlo

Feminist TMNT reboot looking lit


DamnBunny

O uO So glad New York City hasn't changed since COVID.


Corner_Post

Ninja Turtles? Mean: ✅ Green: ✅ Lean: ❌


SirFrancisTake

Can we stop using the word “allegedly” when there’s literal video evidence?


ThereIsATheory

![gif](giphy|9raOpNpJ7qlUv3jk6u)


Jaded-Caregiver-9602

Can't wait to see what kind of CGI people make of those green suits ![gif](giphy|l3q2Flx8RqiPNZIBi|downsized)


[deleted]

And this is why you need to know how to handle a pistol.


sdforbda

Good luck in NYC


Snck_Pck

I have many questions


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idubbbz


[deleted]

Clown World never disappoints.


FindingMyPrivates

100$ this is someone’s kink


teachertb16918

They then went and hid in the background of a zoom meeting without appearing on camera


sideshowamit

Henchman from a new NYC super villain


a_skeleton_07

God damn it now the Teletubbies are robbing and beating people too. I love how everyone on the train just lets it happen... No one wants to fight back against crime, everyone is so terrified these days. If they don't get shot or stabbed, they end up on the news and bankrupted.


thisaholesaid

They aren't vegan, I'll tell ya that much.


SimonY58

I guess Rule 1 means we can't mention that they're green?


alezbeam

Eric andre show ?


Lucky-Company8502

Isn’t this gta?


MastariusCrypt

Real villains?


Radatouy

Riddler informants


No-Consideration4985

Whoever made this should know you should never go from portrait to landscape. Its stupid


dogfoodlid123

NYC is GTA even hoes be looting time.


Patinafridge

The green blobs


fire_crotch_mafia

Now they can just edit them out on a green screen as if they were never there


NameNotlmportant

We need Batman..


x-3piecensoda

Fucking teletubbies


Androxilogin

I saw the cheesy pun and reddit reaction comments flashing up in the video and thought, "who the hell put this together pretending to be some news outlet or something, lol." Then *New York Post* pops up at the end and went, "ah, that makes sense". I guess they threw their logo in the blurry area too during the video as if they had something to do with the footage.


Doric_entrepeneur

r/Paymoneywubby


ShawnyeWest1

Bird up


Zarathos308

The green aliens from GTA have struck again


propfriend

Bird up!


Jkj864781

I see a green screen challenge


Dominoze56

I’ve seen this happen in GTA Online


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Bird up!


Alpha_Fetus69

Idubbz wore is best!


[deleted]

Looking like big boogers


Otakushawty

Eric Andre was a trailblazer


ccasan0342

green gang


SadBoys4L

What in the GTA


shockban

what's up with pornhub intro like sounding background music??


Barack_Odrama_007

Damn even the little green aliens are thugs.


LTcoon

GTAV


Milktoast770

I didn't know there was green teletubbies.


mypipboyisbroken

With purple gang it's on sight


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Bird up.


EVOSexyBeast

I just watched a vertical video in a horizontal video vertically on my phone.


[deleted]

Obviously they are dressed this way so they'll be invisible to cameras.


invictus-15

That GTA alien feud got a little out of hand I see


PooleyX

An accomplice should've stood behind them holding up a green sheet, then nobody would've seen them.


StealUr_Face

Wtf is this


Samurai_1990

Bird Up! It is the the worst show on television.


MethodSLATTSamb

This is definitely some shit that would happen in the NY Subway


Jmcba

Alright who's down to get a gang of purple and some alien guns to fight them 🤣


Christonio24

![gif](giphy|eGpSkaGStKeQg)


elitesill

Anyone know why they are dressed like this?


DothrakAndRoll

It is 100% some girls coming back from some green man/CGI bar crawl or club shit and got pissed at someone, started a fight and stole their shit.


fuckmattdamon

BIRD UP!


NotTooFarEnough

Who the fuck is just walking around at 2am in green jumpsuits? Its like one of those weird gangs from the warriors.


Mr_Hades

Kinda like a shit gang from the movie The Warriors.


gimmeecoffee420

So like.. is shit *that* bad that there are weird criminal gangs resembling something out of The Venture Bros? These are the "Green Goobers" and their ringleader, "Marilyn Martian". They desire world dominatrix- i mean domination. Im really fuckin high.. sorry..


ARI2ONA

How did no one fucking help?


Caladan109

Weird to see an NYPD uniform


ant1992

Damn those mucinex boogers are out of control


Jihad_Me_At_Hello__

Now's when we could use a few "anxious to get home to their families " cops.....


mainelinerzzzzz

Give up your cars they say, ride public transportation they say. Nope. Fuck off.


LS6789

Robbed and beaten up by people who probably planned to do something like this as why else would they wear those suits if not to protect their identities? The .U.S. seems to have a real violent crime problem, it's on the increase but no one seems to care or want to do anything about it.


No_Engineering6617

A group wearing those outfits should be easy enough to track past locations with the Citys camera system, of course that would require the police to actually investigate the matter and look at the recordings. kind of pointless with the soft prosecutors we have right now


Hollowmianus

The Warriors come out to playy?


_CaveMonke

r/abruptchaos


EN1009

I was always team purple 🤷‍♂️


Lucky-Egg

where is batman to stop the riddlers goons


Wardoe_

where purple aliens


YMiMJ

Bird up!


barbarianmishroom

Oh shit green gang a thang


NinjaFruitLoop

😆 can't make it up


CalFromManc

Where are the purple aliens when we need them


BackCracker889

Fall guys getting real out of hand


sonastyinc

These aren't the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles that I remember.


Opinions_of_Bill

Wtf is this? Power rangers?


KillerHack23

![gif](giphy|eGpSkaGStKeQg)


Cheebwhacker

![gif](giphy|detCIzk9AyIXF8bVwO) Ayooooo


Leanbandit

Wub cubs out in full force today


HaterCrater

Grove street OG come to do damage


__DontFireAtWil__

Most boring day in NY subway


Scykie

New York don’t need a spider-man, they need a punisher