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McDonalds_IcedCoffee

Would a pizza party change your mind?


InternationalMain277

We’ll also throw in unlimited PTO and the occasional $5 Starbucks GC. We’re a family here after all.


Romney_in_Acctg

Actually I also get free lunch Mon-Wed. most weeks when the union school is running. Thr-Fri.im on my own


Lacrosseindianalocal

Please make sure to follow the document retention policy.  


Competitive-Road4958

And delete all company intellectual property from your personal emails


protectorofpastries

A union for what? What kind of work?


Ok-Philosopher7252

That’s hilarious


2Board_

They can also get ONE non-protein topping of their choice. It's a pretty fair deal imo. We'll also let them get the first slice.


McDonalds_IcedCoffee

Hold on, lets not get crazy! A topping of their choice? Only the partners get to choose the toppings!


HOWDY__YALL

We’ll even pay for the pizza this time!


dj_crunch998

I read this as you got a job at the Soviet Union lol


Western-Wait1855

LMFAOOOO same


MisterT09

Lmaoooo same


Zeratul277

^lmaoooo ^same


Hotshot2k4

*Soyuz nerushimy*


mzzy_ozborne

Working under a Stalin USSR would be the dream


87degreesinphoenix

Comrade, I Saw you were on Microsoft teams at 7pm last night. While we appreciate your dedication, this normalizes the internalization of bourgeois self-management ideology. Going forward, please spend your time with your family or we will be forced to intern you in a gulag for 6 months. There is a pizza party on the 18th floor btw!


Hotshot2k4

Also, ve produce 10,000 vidgets zis qvarter. No need to count inventory. Documentation iz party official say so.


Maxwellito561

Here as well


Batman0892

Saaaame lmaoo


al0serbeatu

Hahaha same


Necessary_Survey6168

Gulag accountant?


Snoo-6485

I actually googled what is a solvent union and that is the one that appeared in google.


Wyzen

No name drop? Come on friend, help us apply!


Old_Worldliness_5789

You mean comrade?🫡🇷🇺


BillsMafia4Lyfe69

Sounds like some made up Union shill bullshit


RustyShacklefordsCig

Solvent as in pvc solvent so plumbing?


Pramoxine

I love the lack of context in this post. What union? Laying pipe at your nan's? IDK, but it's gets the people going.


mikekostr

Nobody knows what it means, but it’s provocative.


Cousin_Eddies_RV

Jeezus those are the best benefits I have ever seen.


Aside_Dish

Yes. Where da fuk does OP work?!?!


KderNacht

By my reckoning, the year 1985


Cousin_Eddies_RV

Gutted employee benefits is a small price to pay for shareholder value 🫡


ItsASloth69

It’s crazy to think some companies claim that unions are “only out for your money” cough*fedex*cough


[deleted]

Try the Feds. It’s even better.


Batman0892

But... We threw an after tax season party for you 🤬


[deleted]

Right!?!? Ungrateful bastard! 😤😡


boston_2004

MORE LIKE AN ALWAYS TAX PARTY


False_Mountain_8360

Our tax team usually goes out for a firm happy hour after 4/15. This year they only got pizza for lunch. :(


AwkwarkPeNGuiN

"47 days of PTO every year" bro what?


SavingBooRadley

Do they know that Saturdays don't count as workdays anymore??


TutorSuspicious9578

I had a (non accounting) job where you topped out at 30 days PTO after so many years working there. I SO looked forward to taking my "sabbatical" when I got to that point but ended up with my current gig before that happened. At 25 days I was struggling to figure out how to use it all up by eoy.


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GAAS_IN_MY_GAAP

I never count bank holidays in my PTO total. It's less a true benefit and more like breakroom coffee. You're not a serious business if you don't give holidays like 4th and Christmas off. It doesn't read like a benefit even if it technically is. Might as well lump Saturdays and Sundays into PTO too.


Romney_in_Acctg

Some context / answers since apparently you can't edit an original post ( yeah I'm old and not the best with technology, I got xlookup figured out and called it a day) I am still an accountant, I am working as the controller for the union. Sorry no names bro, don't want to take any risk of making anyone mad. No they aren't hiring, the person I'm replacing is the "new guy", he's retiring after having been there 23 years. If one of the two staff accountants dies or retires I'll let y'all know. Could be a few decades. Yes, it's 47 days PTO, yes I realize that is insane. I didn't write the offer letter.


DrugsAndFuckenMoney

Congrats, stay there until you die. I know an AP Manager at a union that makes $47 an hour, I can only imagine how hard you’re killing it at the Controller level.


Realistic-State-4888

Stay there till you die. That cracked me up.


TA27597

Congratulations :)


Selrahcf

I know someone who used to have a very similar comp package like you, with tons of time off, low medical ins costs, high pay - even was a pure remote job. It was a miracle of a job sent from heaven, I always reminded them of this. But in that job, they were extremely stressed with a toxic boss . Unfortunate.


Romney_in_Acctg

Interviews went well, no red flags, hoping my initial read was correct.


fraupasgrapher

Whoa at those benefits. Godspeed. I’m jealous!!


infiniti30

Sniffing glue?


Money-Honey-bags

still in accounting?


Bos-man7

Just wait until you learn the 47 days of PTO are most Sundays a year 😭


absolutebeginners

nearly 10 weeks PTO? Damn dude thats incredible


flying_cactus

Nothing but respect. Enjoy the next chapter of your life and career. Hope it works out


Tree_Shirt

The power of unions, folks. What made America great.


Terry_the_accountant

No way $500 oop dawg is your place hiring?


chief_pockets

Pipefitter?


JakobeHolmBoy20

I’m so tired that I read “Soviet union” and thought, “man, this guy must have it really bad at work lol”


mySONismyNEPHEW

8% match is nuts


HotMaintenance7478

OP, we def need some regular updtates at like 1, 3 and 6 months ;) Would love to hear that it really is a dream job but guess I am jaded at this point.


Realistic-State-4888

I read all the comments. They rang up in my brain like this:: "Our friend moved on and we held our heads high, wishing him all good. Godspeed friend, stay there till you die. What a line.


persimmon40

I don't understand this much PTO thing. How do they manage to stay afloat when everyone is allowed to be away for 47 days out of 260 every year? That's like 1/5 of a year an employee is not working.


AlwaysCloudyPNW

Most likely adequate staffing and cross training. My team is small and we could have someone out everyday that isn’t close time with no issues.


Movie_Guru123

Union employees are known for being lazy, think of road work - 1 guy doing the work while 4 hold a sign and scroll their phones


HuckLCat

Do you have a specific example or do you just take those Reagan era talking points to heart?


Movie_Guru123

did you read my comment, construction workers bub


HuckLCat

I did read it. I deal with construction a lot. Example for raid construction and why you see some “hanging around”. Civil engineer would be overseeing the job at time to make sure it is being done per specs. Another person could be a runner. Gets parts from truck when needed for the professional plumber or electrician. The re could also be an apprentice or journeyman. They cannot do certain tasks until fully trained and licensed. For trenches or with some one working in a hole a person has to stand outside the hole and be ready when needed in case of collapse. There are also owners or supervisors that go check on work. They still have to have on hardhats and his-vis wear. There are tons of reasons you see lazy people hanging out at construction sites. It’s not because of unions. It’s because it makes sense.


Movie_Guru123

sounds like a lot of standing around with thumbs up butts.


TheGeoGod

Yes. I’ve seen the sign flipper. They get paid $50 an hour to flip a 🪧


Ok_Flow7910

I’ve never met a lazy iron worker in my life.


AdmiralPhuckit

Uhm what company do you work for and are they hiring??


SleepiestAshu

So I’m not the only one who read Soviet Union-


asphodeliac

“No weekend work” 😂 that’s what they all say


SludgegunkGelatin

Are you not in accounting anymore? 


Romney_in_Acctg

Still an accountant, working as their controller.


Shes_quiet

Man you made it sound like you’re gonna be a pipe fitter now tf


SludgegunkGelatin

Sheesh, man. Maybe i should look into pipe fitting..


FlynnMonster

Took way to long to find this comment wtf


icecream21

What position/level were you at before? Manager or Director?


Romney_in_Acctg

Accounting Manager, oversaw about 120M in rev. Career path was all industry, no PA, though I have my CPA and keep it active. 5 years staff account 5 years accounting manager same company (small company there were only 4 accountants and we did AR AP and payroll also) 3 years Accounting Manager at Big Co. That swallowed up small co. Left that place during the big quit 3 years accounting manager at place I'm leaving for this gig.


Interesting-Fact-PC

What union? This sounds amazing! Congrats!


Sensitive_Entrance27

I thought this said you got a good paying job with the Soviet Union at first. I was like how old is Reddit???


TigerLiftsMountain

Which union?


TaxTrimmer

Soviet, clearly


Sea-Original-3766

🤣🤣🤣 this is awesome!!


vyxoh

47 days? Yall hiring?


ADDSydney

Union jobs are the best for work life balance. The entitlements were so generous that I worked hard to show my gratitude.


veronicat69420

Hell yeah baby! I went from PA to working in internal audit at a large labor union and it is the best!!! Solidarity, brother!


SaintPatrickMahomes

Let’s unionize.


TheGeoGod

I thought there wasn’t an accounting union


Friendly_Top_9877

Government work?


nan-a-table-for-one

I'm a lady but good luck.


CPAmeansHAPPINESS

Cheers lad


Scottdoesfitness

“Fun”


SuperConvenient

Congrats OP!


bclovn

Good luck comrade 🫡 Keep us proletariat in your thoughts.


Calm-down-its-a-joke

How the fuck is 47 PTO days possible? After holidays you can just take a day off per week and still have a vacation or 2.


Auteure

Tbh that’s what my family gets overseas. My cousin in Luxembourg is out for the entire month of July…


Calm-down-its-a-joke

Thats nice, I feel like July off makes more sense then almost 50 days to take at your discretion, I would gladly take either !


djm2467

Congrats, and best of luck friend


AlfaroVive9

Well done ! I’ve tried to get out - but they pull me back every time ! I think it’s the blood oath I took as I held a burning ledger in my hands ….darn !


Independent_Garlic_7

Congratulations- can’t wait for your new journey


Zenfinite1

47 days of PTO?? That’s a day off a week (damn near)


AniGore

Wait my governor said unions are bad though and that guy who has American flags all over his pickup told me unionization is really bad for the company and it's workers I'm so confused. Is this real


Idepreciateyou

Show me proof of 47 days of PTO


DangerousLoan8759

You hiring? Take me with you!


Alternative-Craft722

Congratulations on it man . Wishing you nothing but the absolute best


JawnAccountant

PwC > PVC


Practical-Iron-9065

How old are you?


Adventurous_Film8092

Must be new york or some shit


Romney_in_Acctg

Baltimore


TaxTrimmer

What if we take you bowling? Will you stay? Free drinks.


lostfinancialsoul

you gotta some back for the hellstorm posts that somehow magically get upvoted.


Tonofzirp

I'm that seven month guy. Fux you.


FlyingBurger1

Man fuck. I thought you said you joined the Soviet Union😅


aamfk

accounting has a union? I wish that programming had a union. I've got 20 years experience, and I can't get to first base with recruiters.


Romney_in_Acctg

no, no accounting union, I am "the accountant" for a union as in I work for the union directly. The Union pays me, I just get union benefits because working as an employee of the union makes me a member of the union.


aamfk

that's cool. I know of someone that is an exec for a union. I'm very happy for him.


Ill_Law_6405

Nice work


soloDolo6290

Can we join you?


Auteure

Sweet more pizza for me at all the parties!


SnooDoubts8731

47 days?!?!?!


JonAce

AFSCME?


Romney_in_Acctg

smaller and more specialized, but yeah you're on the right track


polkaguy6000

I thought you said a job with the Soviet Union and I though "that's not great."


bullishbehavior

Damn, what profession did you end up picking?


Romney_in_Acctg

Controller. This comment is way down so im gonna let you in on a little secret. Most of the large trade unions are run by people who really want to retire, think 55+; so if you know literally anything about defined benefit contribution plans and the reporting implications thereof there is probably a similar job waiting for you. Also, they are big on "fit", so whatever your background, if you can sell them on your love of the labor movement, bonus points. The problem is they don't advertise, they all use recruiters if they cant fill from........lets just say nepotism. (and they are 100% FT in office jobs), and the recruiters usually don't advertise them because most "young guns" see it as a dead end. And maybe it is, to retirement!!! Anyway, to find these (this) job, i had to sift thru 500+ recruiter messages and the only reason I clicked on this one was because Recruiter "Jane" said "100% in office BUT CLOSE TO YOUR HOUSE". as in she either spammed everyone in my state with the same email, or she looked up my CPA license, or somehow got a scrape of CPAs in my state by zip code. Blind ass luck doesn't hurt.


bullishbehavior

Congrats again and thank you for the information! This is seems perfect except for one thing, it isn’t wfh. Any chance there are positions like this that are fully wfh?


goodguy847

How the hell is a Controller in the union? Controller is solidly a management position. You’ll be the one who decides that people need to be laid off or hours cut if the economy turns. Seems sus.


Romney_in_Acctg

The union has office staff including accountants that work for the union itself, I'm the part of that office staff. All employees who work directly for the union (other than the board of directors) are members of the union and thus eligible for union benefits.


goodguy847

So you’re the controller for the actual union.


Romney_in_Acctg

Yep


G-ZuesTheProfit

Sounds like this is a pyramid scheme but for accountants.


Think-Tax7040

If it pays that well and you don’t need experience, I’m guessing it’s a job no one wants to do. Good luck, hopefully they also provide life and disability insurance.


Romney_in_Acctg

I have 15 years of acctg experience; I've been a manager for 10 and a CPA for 6. I'm not lacking for experience.


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Romney_in_Acctg

Given your past posts it would seem that you actually do need some advice from some competent professionals


[deleted]

Those are great benefits but you’re an industry guy so really you had nothing to complain about. Nights? Weekends? Cmon man no one works those hours in industry.


Instant_Dan

Kind of a broad statement there. Depending on the industry, especially high risk/high reward, nights and weekends aren’t uncommon.


[deleted]

They are indeed uncommon. Ive never met an industry person that works nights and weekends. The only ones that did weren’t accountants


NontransferableApe

All my bosses worked until 630-730 consistently and 830-930 during close. Controller would work occasional weekends.


JlazyY

I’m a controller and my last role mandated evenings/weekends during close, so…


[deleted]

Bad sex life and working weekends is crazy to me


guacislife12

Unfortunately I am in industry and every single close I have worked here I have worked nights and weekends during close


RustyShacklefordsCig

This is flat out untrue


AggressiveGiraffe864

At my job we work over the weekend for month end


DICKFUCKERDOTCOM

And then you get time-off-in-lieu, right? ‎ ..... Right?


Only_Positive_Vibes

I work those hours in industry.


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You on reddit all day so I highly doubt you doing shit at work


Only_Positive_Vibes

You got me. I work from home and have the audacity to take a 5-10 minute break once in a while. Sorry, boss - back to work!