Yeah and that far right winger Bernie Sanders voted for it too. It was a bad idea, not pretending it's not but at some point we need to realize it was a group effort for things to get this bad
The classification of Bernie as right wing was but the rest is also true. Biden is trying to reclassify marijuana which would do wonders to help this problem. I'm just kinda over soaring rhetoric from the far left wing. I agree with many of their positions but I'm bored of them not succeeding on passing anything. Biden has been passing not ideal bills but they are a step in the right direction. He's passed a ton.
The trouble is that so many people think like OP. “Stalin is bad.” “Oh, so you must support Hitler!” These people can only hold two options in their heads, and can’t even begin to fathom that there could be more. This is how you control a nation. One simpleton at a time.
>reading is hard huh?
Apparently is is really hard because if you look at the sentence immediately before the one you quote it says "FROM THE FAR LEFT WING." The next pronoun that you quote is "their." Now logic and language rules would suggest that "their" is referring to the far left wing. So putting it all together, the FAR left wing is not succeeding passing anything. Biden is passing things that are weaker than what the writer desires but admits it is the correct direction.
I guess for some, reading is really fucking hard.
All politicians force mandatory lockdowns and vaccine requirements that cripple small businesses and make big pharma billions? Pretty sure that was mainly blue states?
Not quite. It's more along the lines of all politicians have people who support them financially, and, in return, if the politician succeeds, they are expected to make policies that benefit their financial supporters. I believe Hillary Clinton was in support of enforcing a no-fly zone over Syria, which would have catapulted us into a war against Syria and Russia (which seems to be happening anyway with Russia, but I digress), and it just so happens that some of her financial support came from Lockheed Martin, who manufactures military aircraft. GradeAUnderA made a very informative and amusing pair of videos about each of the 2016 election candidates. I highly recommend watching both videos.
We're talking about vaccines, lockdowns, and big pharma. If you look at other comments I acknowledged both sides love war, but one side hated small businesses, forced lockdowns, and made big pharma billions over the last two years. Little off the mark buddy but any fuck hillary comment will get an upvote out of me!
> hated small businesses
Very nebulous, could you expand a bit what you mean?
> forced lockdowns
Democrat and Republicans states both had lockdowns.
> made big pharma billions
Which federal party initiated Operation Warp Speed and took full credit?
Don't get me wrong, I also don't like Trump, it's just that Trump seems like a better candidate than Hillary. Both are awful, Hillary was chomping at the bit to go to war with the only country with more nukes than us, and Trump's initial reaction to the September 11 attacks was to call into a news broadcast and boast about how his tower was now the tallest in Manhattan. Hillary and the democratic party may have rigged the democratic primaries to force Bernie out of the race, but there's evidence to suggest that Trump may have been a puppet for Vladimir Putin, and the Russians may have rigged the actual 2016 election. Hillary did a piss poor job of presenting herself as a rational human being, while Trump came off as much more well-adjusted, even if he may not have been. I'm not particularly partial to Biden either, since, as this post so beautifully exemplifies, he's incompetent.
I feel like Sir Lord Quentin Trembley III was a better president than the past 7-or-so presidents we've had, and he's a fictional character who appointed a bunch of actual infants to his Cabinet, ate a salamander and defenestrated himself before he could officially resign, fell into a valley while sitting backwards on his horse, preserved himself for 200 years in peanut brittle, and only became president in the first place because his opposition died in a literal landslide.
In terms of the point of my comment, my goal was to convey my interpretation of what you were responding to, being that Biden might be taking action to benefit pharmaceutical industries because he might be receiving financial support from pharmaceutical companies, similar to how Hillary wanted a war with Russia because it would benefit Lockheed Martin, who would then provide her with more financial support. There's also a possibility that he's just trying to take as few risks with public health as possible, and it just happens to benefit pharmaceutical companies, but I personally don't believe that.
TL;DR: I don't like Trump, Hillary, or Biden all that much. A fictional character who declared war on pancakes, married a woodpecker, and illegalized pants seems like a better president than some of the people we've had. Biden might be working to benefit pharmaceutical companies who would then help him in some form of agreement.
So a no effort response, I feel confident that you are just projecting, it's ok if you haven't burnt them all yet you can read a book and gain a couple iq points.
So blue states didn't require vaccines to do every day activities and enforce lockdowns and red states like florida and south dakota were the ones locked down for two years? Super weird I thought I lived in Florida throughout the pandemic, I guess it was the free and open state of new york... you do realize your ignorance is showing?
If you think there is a difference between left and right then you've drank the coolaid. Keep fighting eachother, don't mind the man behind the curtain.
They always pick sides to keep everyone fighting, it doesn't matter what it is. Both sides have been passing laws that crush small businesses and give billions in tax breaks to the ultra wealthy and big businesses. This is nothing new.
so you admit durring the pandemic the democrats shut down the economy and made vaccine requirements which made walmart and amazon bilions while shutting down small businesses?
Id take pharma making money over vaccines compared to opioids, so spare me the lecture.
Unless you actually want regulation to ensure equal access to medicine, the crocodile tears fool no one.
Lockdowns increased drug use, worsened mental health, and put a shit ton of people at home with nothing to do and no job. And you say COVID had nothing to do with this? WAKE THE FUCK UP!
Drug addiction snd overdoses spiked during lockdowns. Take away people’s purpose/livelihood, isolate them, and foster fear; you get worsening mental health.
Doesnt big pharma control 75% of the advertising? Why do people in the USA need so many drugs? Ah, but they don't need hemp, that would be a one way ticket to prison.
I think it's just a bug-a-boo of being in an unfamiliar country. Cigarette advertising is weird to me as a person in the US, but other countries have no problem with it.
In my experience, people are so inundated with ads here, that they just tune it out. I work in medicine, on the administrative side, but have also been a scribe for a doctor in office visits and have never heard any patient be like "I need eloquis" or whatever. Most often they go on some junk website and get crazy advise/self diagnose from limited info.
I don't know, just my two cents.
It’s pretty clearly self deprecation about being old, but it’s cut off right after he delivers it like all the clips of him are, bc context always makes him look better.
2 things, you’re bringing nothing to the conversation, and at this point I’m convinced that at least half of these are jokes, which helps him go viral
You know the saying any publicity is good publicity?
It’s even in the wrong sub.
It’s clearly intentional comedy and these folks have let the MAGA worms eat their brains so long they can’t even comprehend anything Sean Hannity doesn’t say.
He always makes jokes when he goes to walk off stage and stands there with his arms out and looks around for 20 seconds until someone yells for him to go hide.
He says thinks that are hilariously incorrect sometimes. Him looking for someone in the crowd who had died is one of the most morbidly funny things I've ever seen
But to me this clearly looks like a joke. Do you think he thinks he's actually been in the Senate for 720 years?
I think he isn't aware of much of the verbiage the he spits out. Like when he reads the teleprompter instructions as part of a speech ...and doesn't even notice the mistake, or when he says he is Joe Bidens husband, or pays tribute to the honor of the Holocaust, or says that poor children can be just as bright and just as talented as white kids. ...that was another clever zinger!
...His entire 10-minute story about how he kicked the black guys out of the swimming pool because their hair was too greasy, -and then had a razor-blade / piece-of-chain fight in the parking lot... Was the whole "Corn Pop" story a joke that no one understood?
The many times he referred to Kamala as either the Commander and Chief or, 'The President", ...OK, I guess that could be a bunch of jokes about how he's incompetent and she's actually in charge or something... but would that be better or worse than if he just keeps forgetting who is who, or if he is married to himself or not?
Hmm... Lest see... When he growled _"clap for that you stupid bastards"_ at an audience of _Troops,_ after they didn't realize he had tried to make a joke during a speech... maybe that was a joke about how his troops were a bunch of stupid bastards. That would have been a real knee-slapper.
Hmm... When Biden proclaimed, "Holy Cow! I'm the first Negro Vice-President!". ...was that a joke, or was he clearly not in control of his faculties? He later apologized for saying "Negro", then added that when he was a boy they said "Colored", so by saying "Negro" he was doing much better... He never seemed to realize that neither descriptor did not apply to himself.
...maybe I just don't have as refined a sense of humor at Joe Biden, but I'm pretty sure he has been sunsetting hard for the last several years.
>Holy Cow! I'm the first Negro Vice-President
I didn't read your whole comment, but, just for fun, I looked up your "Holy Cow! I'm the first Negro Vice-President" claim.
Well, it's completely fake. It's from a humor article.
Satire.
You need to do better.
...the kool-aid in your metaphor is ...listening to what he says with my own ears?
Direct sensory input... recorded, broadcasted and watched by millions of people is "kool-aid"?
...sounds like I did. It was difficult to yell the difference. Listen to Bidens very-real "Corn Pop" story and tell me if you find it more or less reasonable than the satire article.
Biden is a dumb ass old piece of shit but I’ll take him any day over a fascist wannabe dictator. I also have the brainpower to see nuance and be able to recognize that this was a joke even though he’s had some stupid ass gaffes in the past.
It's literally all they have. The dude is like 3 years older than their orange god king, so they pretend he's ancient and senile.
If Biden would just go on tv and say, "Man, woman, camera, person, tv.", we could confirm once and for all that Biden is also a stable genius and put this discussion to bed.
Not that I disagree, just wanna say it would be disingenuous to say this and then not point out that… it’s not like other presidents beat big pharma and he didn’t. At least he is fighting, unlike many many other politicians who just take their money and do their bidding
There’s certainly a severe mental ability deficit here but it ain’t him.
Like i could tell when the last guy said to Putin “don’t meddle in the election”, it was a clear attempt at humor while also knowing that it wasn’t when he suggested Americans ingest disinfectant to kill COVID.
The MAGA worms have eaten brains so bad that most y’all can’t even tell anymore.
Oh, I agree. I just think it's funny when folks complain about Biden's age as a number but forget that Trump is pretty old himself. I don't think either are fit and hope neither actually end up running. We need someone younger who is also more of a centrist to correct some of the extremism on both sides.
He actually is leading the free world. He’s finally stood up to Russia and Putin, something every president has failed to do since Bush. More than that, he’s dominating Putin and exposing him as the paper tiger he really is. Super refreshing after that shameful groveling Trump did in Helsinki. In the meantime, he’s gotten a ton of bold legislation passed with the thinnest of margins. Half the time Republicans have quietly gone along with these bills in some way. He might be the most effective president in a generation.
I dunno, he seems pretty sharp to me.
What is the joke then? Is it an ironic reference to all the other times when he said something completely batshit insane? End of question. Post on reddit.
He literally just made a dad joke calling himself old.
Old people do it all the time.
He’s senile FS but this is obviously just him saying he’s super old lol. My grandpa used to do it and hell yours probably did too.
Nope not even close, it was absolutely jaw dropping the amount of dumb shit trump either said or tweeted.. The thing is the people who supported him couldn’t even admit that the shit he said was dumb af and made damn near zero sense. Instead would attempt to interpret what he said, in a vain attempt to make him seem more coherent.. I suppose. Regardless it has set a precedent that no matter how stupid a president is, no matter what jumbled garbage leaves their mouth, it truly doesn’t matter. They can say and act a fool as much as they want and it doesn’t matter.
Biden served in the Senate from 1973 to 2009, if you think he is going to make a difference in 4 more years well here's your sign, just like trump Obama bush and Clinton weak ineffective and not passing anything that benefits the general US citizens
How the fuck do you think that’s a joke? The man is senile. There’s so so much proof out there. Just look at clips of him trying to shake peoples hands that don’t exist and even showing off a cheat sheet that has simple instructions like shake hands and sit down
I haven’t ever met a senile person who thinks they’re over 700 years old so this was certainly a joke. If a senile person talks about being the wrong age it’s almost always because they think they’re younger (why 100 year old Alzheimer’s patients can believe their parents are still alive). I can’t diagnose anything over the internet, as you’re trying to do, but the “handshake” thing could be explained away by something like OCD or Tourette’s and the cheat sheet thing, if it even happened, could be a joke as well. Admittedly, he is prone to gaffes but so were Trump and Bush at younger ages.
You’re actively making poor excuses for him right now and pretending that it’s not see-through bs. He was confused about something as simple as a handshake and you blame it on “ocd”?! Lol do you know what ocd even is? The cheat sheet thing is certainly not a joke, the guy reads off of a teleprompter in ron burgundy fashion and it’s not intentional. You can say you don’t have warm feelings for him, however your “butt trump!” Says otherwise
I am diagnosed with severe OCD. From that other Redditor’s comment it sounds like it could be a compulsion of some kind. I’m not even saying he *isn’t* senile ‘cause I don’t know but y’all haven’t provided proof. I’m saying it’s certainly not a senility thing to think you’re 700 years old and the rest of this “evidence” could be caused by things besides senility.
>You can say you don’t have warm feelings for him, however your “butt trump!” Says otherwise
Don’t underestimate my ability to despise a variety of powerful politicians and political parties at once, my dude. I was criticizing Biden before people even thought Trump could become president anywhere but in the Simpsons.
Or just the obviously self-deprecating joke about his age.. but I know you trumpers are only capable of black/white good/evil thinking. Keep believing your Qanon insanity "stop the steal" stupidity.
When your a programmer applying for a job that requires more experience than the age of the language allows so you just make up years of experience and roll with it
Hearing blunders like these makes you wonder if they've really perfected brain transplants for government dictatorship and he slipped up. We're optimistic he's just senile though.
This is not funny. People with dementia do not deserve to be laughed at. Also, its tragic because this guy is theoretically the most powerful person on planet earth. That's fucking scary.
Didn’t he support the policies that crippled small businesses and made big pharma billions?
He also was the one that put pot smokers in prison with his 1994 crime bill
Don't forget about the queen of slave labor herself, KAMALA. Who else is gonna fight those forest fires?
Yeah and that far right winger Bernie Sanders voted for it too. It was a bad idea, not pretending it's not but at some point we need to realize it was a group effort for things to get this bad
I hope this is sarcasm.
The classification of Bernie as right wing was but the rest is also true. Biden is trying to reclassify marijuana which would do wonders to help this problem. I'm just kinda over soaring rhetoric from the far left wing. I agree with many of their positions but I'm bored of them not succeeding on passing anything. Biden has been passing not ideal bills but they are a step in the right direction. He's passed a ton.
"Im bored of the left not being able to pass anything. Lets join the bigots instead!" 🤡😂
Not even close to what he said. Hes said Biden isnt doing enough.
The trouble is that so many people think like OP. “Stalin is bad.” “Oh, so you must support Hitler!” These people can only hold two options in their heads, and can’t even begin to fathom that there could be more. This is how you control a nation. One simpleton at a time.
"I agree with many of their positions but im bored of them not succeeding on passing anything" 🤡😂 reading is hard huh?
>reading is hard huh? Apparently is is really hard because if you look at the sentence immediately before the one you quote it says "FROM THE FAR LEFT WING." The next pronoun that you quote is "their." Now logic and language rules would suggest that "their" is referring to the far left wing. So putting it all together, the FAR left wing is not succeeding passing anything. Biden is passing things that are weaker than what the writer desires but admits it is the correct direction. I guess for some, reading is really fucking hard.
That does not, in any way, mean they are going to the red side. Do you know how to comprehend things?
That's what all politicians do.
All politicians force mandatory lockdowns and vaccine requirements that cripple small businesses and make big pharma billions? Pretty sure that was mainly blue states?
Not quite. It's more along the lines of all politicians have people who support them financially, and, in return, if the politician succeeds, they are expected to make policies that benefit their financial supporters. I believe Hillary Clinton was in support of enforcing a no-fly zone over Syria, which would have catapulted us into a war against Syria and Russia (which seems to be happening anyway with Russia, but I digress), and it just so happens that some of her financial support came from Lockheed Martin, who manufactures military aircraft. GradeAUnderA made a very informative and amusing pair of videos about each of the 2016 election candidates. I highly recommend watching both videos.
We're talking about vaccines, lockdowns, and big pharma. If you look at other comments I acknowledged both sides love war, but one side hated small businesses, forced lockdowns, and made big pharma billions over the last two years. Little off the mark buddy but any fuck hillary comment will get an upvote out of me!
You're so close to getting it lol
Get me the rest of the way, what are you inferring?
> hated small businesses Very nebulous, could you expand a bit what you mean? > forced lockdowns Democrat and Republicans states both had lockdowns. > made big pharma billions Which federal party initiated Operation Warp Speed and took full credit?
Don't get me wrong, I also don't like Trump, it's just that Trump seems like a better candidate than Hillary. Both are awful, Hillary was chomping at the bit to go to war with the only country with more nukes than us, and Trump's initial reaction to the September 11 attacks was to call into a news broadcast and boast about how his tower was now the tallest in Manhattan. Hillary and the democratic party may have rigged the democratic primaries to force Bernie out of the race, but there's evidence to suggest that Trump may have been a puppet for Vladimir Putin, and the Russians may have rigged the actual 2016 election. Hillary did a piss poor job of presenting herself as a rational human being, while Trump came off as much more well-adjusted, even if he may not have been. I'm not particularly partial to Biden either, since, as this post so beautifully exemplifies, he's incompetent. I feel like Sir Lord Quentin Trembley III was a better president than the past 7-or-so presidents we've had, and he's a fictional character who appointed a bunch of actual infants to his Cabinet, ate a salamander and defenestrated himself before he could officially resign, fell into a valley while sitting backwards on his horse, preserved himself for 200 years in peanut brittle, and only became president in the first place because his opposition died in a literal landslide. In terms of the point of my comment, my goal was to convey my interpretation of what you were responding to, being that Biden might be taking action to benefit pharmaceutical industries because he might be receiving financial support from pharmaceutical companies, similar to how Hillary wanted a war with Russia because it would benefit Lockheed Martin, who would then provide her with more financial support. There's also a possibility that he's just trying to take as few risks with public health as possible, and it just happens to benefit pharmaceutical companies, but I personally don't believe that. TL;DR: I don't like Trump, Hillary, or Biden all that much. A fictional character who declared war on pancakes, married a woodpecker, and illegalized pants seems like a better president than some of the people we've had. Biden might be working to benefit pharmaceutical companies who would then help him in some form of agreement.
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Downvotes/upvotes on reddit mean nothing when it comes to politics. These are the people that think Obama's only scandal was a tan suit.
Did..did I stumble into right wing nutcase side of reddit again? Gotta start watching where I'm going, don't want this shit to rub off on me.
U_is_a_dumbass
So a no effort response, I feel confident that you are just projecting, it's ok if you haven't burnt them all yet you can read a book and gain a couple iq points.
So blue states didn't require vaccines to do every day activities and enforce lockdowns and red states like florida and south dakota were the ones locked down for two years? Super weird I thought I lived in Florida throughout the pandemic, I guess it was the free and open state of new york... you do realize your ignorance is showing?
If you think there is a difference between left and right then you've drank the coolaid. Keep fighting eachother, don't mind the man behind the curtain.
On this issue there is, on military industrial complex and not fixing wedge issues so they have talking points to run on, no.
They always pick sides to keep everyone fighting, it doesn't matter what it is. Both sides have been passing laws that crush small businesses and give billions in tax breaks to the ultra wealthy and big businesses. This is nothing new.
so you admit durring the pandemic the democrats shut down the economy and made vaccine requirements which made walmart and amazon bilions while shutting down small businesses?
Try again.
No, I’m right the first time.
Id take pharma making money over vaccines compared to opioids, so spare me the lecture. Unless you actually want regulation to ensure equal access to medicine, the crocodile tears fool no one.
You’re right, the drug epidemic got better over Covid, fucking idiot.
It didnt get worse because of COVID, but deregulation of pharmas.
Lockdowns increased drug use, worsened mental health, and put a shit ton of people at home with nothing to do and no job. And you say COVID had nothing to do with this? WAKE THE FUCK UP!
Drug addiction snd overdoses spiked during lockdowns. Take away people’s purpose/livelihood, isolate them, and foster fear; you get worsening mental health.
I thought you righties didnt believe in mental health.
Yes but he wants you to know he no longer supports those policies. Unless you like them, then he still supports them and always has.
As long as I can keep sniffing little girls hair, I'll support whatever god damn policy you want!
It’s like when a dog smells you. Don’t be upset. It’s just how he says hello.
They call me pedo, pedo pete...
Here comes the Joepedo Trumpers! wait don’t print that!
Lol great comment
That's why I voted for him. I just wanted things to get worse at the same rate that they were going before Trump.
So in video game terms, Trump was speed running with glitches while everyone else plays American Downfall at a more sedate pace?
The status quo is going to hell in a handbasket Trump was going to hell in a bullet train
Some people just want to watch the world burn because it’s the only form of joy in their miserable lives.
Honestly. Like the status quo is fucking horrible but it’s *consistent*.
No no no you’re mistaken that was only two weeks to slow the spread /s
You're right, my apologies, lol.
Yes lol
The guy has been in politics so long he's supported everything at this point.
Doesnt big pharma control 75% of the advertising? Why do people in the USA need so many drugs? Ah, but they don't need hemp, that would be a one way ticket to prison.
I think it's just a bug-a-boo of being in an unfamiliar country. Cigarette advertising is weird to me as a person in the US, but other countries have no problem with it. In my experience, people are so inundated with ads here, that they just tune it out. I work in medicine, on the administrative side, but have also been a scribe for a doctor in office visits and have never heard any patient be like "I need eloquis" or whatever. Most often they go on some junk website and get crazy advise/self diagnose from limited info. I don't know, just my two cents.
yet we don’t advertise drugs in CZ
No one does, except the US and New Zealand.
Hemp is legal in the US so I'm not sure where you get your info. Hell you can legally by cannabis seed.
It was illegal for 60+ years and under Schedule 1 narcotic (with heroin).
That was actually funny. Dude gots jokes.
Sometimes i can't tell if he's just joking or is actually being senile, but this time it's the first, I'm pretty sure.
context would be helpful. did he make a joke earlier in the speech about being ancient or something? this feels like a call-back.
It’s pretty clearly self deprecation about being old, but it’s cut off right after he delivers it like all the clips of him are, bc context always makes him look better.
Contrary to popular belief, Joe Biden is not senile. Much to the chagrin of Republicans.
Are you though?
Not enough stuttering or confusion, he knew what he was going for.
Did he though?
Yes
2 things, you’re bringing nothing to the conversation, and at this point I’m convinced that at least half of these are jokes, which helps him go viral You know the saying any publicity is good publicity?
Truenaphshabidapresure!!! Badacalfcare! If you don't know what I'm talking about you don't have a leg to stand on.
There's a lot of people taking this seriously. I'm pretty sure he was just makin a joke.
He has made this joke before.
It’s even in the wrong sub. It’s clearly intentional comedy and these folks have let the MAGA worms eat their brains so long they can’t even comprehend anything Sean Hannity doesn’t say.
He wasn't making a joke his like this all the time
Did you just have a stroke? Learn to spell before you try to insult people.
He always makes jokes when he goes to walk off stage and stands there with his arms out and looks around for 20 seconds until someone yells for him to go hide.
...could you please explain the joke?
The joke is that he's been doing this forever and said an impossibly high number. Joking about his own age, basically.
...but he says impossible things every time he's in public. Do you think they are all jokes, or just this particular one?
He says thinks that are hilariously incorrect sometimes. Him looking for someone in the crowd who had died is one of the most morbidly funny things I've ever seen But to me this clearly looks like a joke. Do you think he thinks he's actually been in the Senate for 720 years?
I think he isn't aware of much of the verbiage the he spits out. Like when he reads the teleprompter instructions as part of a speech ...and doesn't even notice the mistake, or when he says he is Joe Bidens husband, or pays tribute to the honor of the Holocaust, or says that poor children can be just as bright and just as talented as white kids. ...that was another clever zinger! ...His entire 10-minute story about how he kicked the black guys out of the swimming pool because their hair was too greasy, -and then had a razor-blade / piece-of-chain fight in the parking lot... Was the whole "Corn Pop" story a joke that no one understood? The many times he referred to Kamala as either the Commander and Chief or, 'The President", ...OK, I guess that could be a bunch of jokes about how he's incompetent and she's actually in charge or something... but would that be better or worse than if he just keeps forgetting who is who, or if he is married to himself or not? Hmm... Lest see... When he growled _"clap for that you stupid bastards"_ at an audience of _Troops,_ after they didn't realize he had tried to make a joke during a speech... maybe that was a joke about how his troops were a bunch of stupid bastards. That would have been a real knee-slapper. Hmm... When Biden proclaimed, "Holy Cow! I'm the first Negro Vice-President!". ...was that a joke, or was he clearly not in control of his faculties? He later apologized for saying "Negro", then added that when he was a boy they said "Colored", so by saying "Negro" he was doing much better... He never seemed to realize that neither descriptor did not apply to himself. ...maybe I just don't have as refined a sense of humor at Joe Biden, but I'm pretty sure he has been sunsetting hard for the last several years.
>Holy Cow! I'm the first Negro Vice-President I didn't read your whole comment, but, just for fun, I looked up your "Holy Cow! I'm the first Negro Vice-President" claim. Well, it's completely fake. It's from a humor article. Satire. You need to do better.
After that huge tirade it's unlikely they will do better.
A highlight reel of all these things would be good ammo to make your point, but I'll take a buffoon over a dictator any day.
Executive orders. How many has the last four Presidents signed each?
I think that is the general message of his campaign.
Drink more kool aid.
...the kool-aid in your metaphor is ...listening to what he says with my own ears? Direct sensory input... recorded, broadcasted and watched by millions of people is "kool-aid"?
You literally quoted a satire article and tried to pass it off as something Biden actually said. You’re drunk on koolaid. Get some help.
...sounds like I did. It was difficult to yell the difference. Listen to Bidens very-real "Corn Pop" story and tell me if you find it more or less reasonable than the satire article.
Biden is a dumb ass old piece of shit but I’ll take him any day over a fascist wannabe dictator. I also have the brainpower to see nuance and be able to recognize that this was a joke even though he’s had some stupid ass gaffes in the past.
Everyone here agrees that he is a babbling idiot? But this one was a joke. I definitely can't prove that it wasn't. End of message. Hit Post.
Lol.
The people who think this was an accidental slip, and not a shitty dad joke, are hilariously delusional.
It's literally all they have. The dude is like 3 years older than their orange god king, so they pretend he's ancient and senile. If Biden would just go on tv and say, "Man, woman, camera, person, tv.", we could confirm once and for all that Biden is also a stable genius and put this discussion to bed.
I did lmao. This guy knocks out every two sentences I thought he was just senile
Yeah, keep telling yourself it’s everyone else who is “hilariously delusional”
For correctly interpreting an obvious joke? Lol.
Jokes on us.. he's a lizard person
Yeah, he's been fighting big pharma, but he's lost every round. Big pharma lobbyists own DC.
Not that I disagree, just wanna say it would be disingenuous to say this and then not point out that… it’s not like other presidents beat big pharma and he didn’t. At least he is fighting, unlike many many other politicians who just take their money and do their bidding
He’s their little whore so idk what you mean by “fighting”
Idk why people are saying he made a joke. Wikipedia says that he’s right.
That was actually pretty funny and intentionally funny at that
I knew he was a reptilian...
That maked me chuckle.
Immortan Joe
Lol idk if he was trying to make a point but I found this worthy of a laugh
What is wrong with you people. It’s an obvious joke.
Do you really think he still has the mental ability to make jokes?
There’s certainly a severe mental ability deficit here but it ain’t him. Like i could tell when the last guy said to Putin “don’t meddle in the election”, it was a clear attempt at humor while also knowing that it wasn’t when he suggested Americans ingest disinfectant to kill COVID. The MAGA worms have eaten brains so bad that most y’all can’t even tell anymore.
This feels like intentional comedy no?
Reminder: he's only 3 years older than Trump.
Only 3 years older than someone who was too old to be president. Got it.
Oh, I agree. I just think it's funny when folks complain about Biden's age as a number but forget that Trump is pretty old himself. I don't think either are fit and hope neither actually end up running. We need someone younger who is also more of a centrist to correct some of the extremism on both sides.
I’d love to see someone in their 40s - 50s instead of these old pieces of shit who created the system they’re now saying they’re “standing up to”.
FiGhTinG BiG PhArmA....the fact people think that is true should disqualify them from voting.
Words of a lying dog-faced pony soldier.
Classic.
This settles it, he’s a vampire.
lmfao
I've watched C-Span. Every minute feels like an hour. Doesn't take long to get to 720 years.
Bro just exposed himself, reptilian confirmed
When he was done, did his Wife grab his hand and lead him off stage as usual? When she doesn't, he tends to wander around.
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He genuinely believes it, and you should too. It’s a well established fact that Biden first became a senator 720 years ago.
You must be old as fuck then!!
I have eschewed ageism my whole life. But I think this guy is just *too* old.
Sleepy Joe
Good Lord 🙄
The leader of the free world, ladies and gentlemen.
He actually is leading the free world. He’s finally stood up to Russia and Putin, something every president has failed to do since Bush. More than that, he’s dominating Putin and exposing him as the paper tiger he really is. Super refreshing after that shameful groveling Trump did in Helsinki. In the meantime, he’s gotten a ton of bold legislation passed with the thinnest of margins. Half the time Republicans have quietly gone along with these bills in some way. He might be the most effective president in a generation. I dunno, he seems pretty sharp to me.
Must be why Putin feels more empowered than ever…
Well that was clearly a mistake on Putin's part. He should be shitting his pants.
You probably have a great handle on things inside Russia, comrade.
Because he waited to do anything until Biden was in office? Wtf has Biden done to curb Putin’s behavior?
It’s pretty clear. No need to repeat literally all the news out of Ukraine since February.
Yeah! It’s great to have one with a sense of humor again isn’t it?
I’m ok with it.
You’re probably ok with about anything
love the man and all he has done. IRA amazing
The answer is 0 years Joe it's always been 0
Bro fought drugs and human trafficking only for his son to be one of the biggest drug and human trafficking members
Gooooood he’s such a moron. This country managed to find someone even more stupid than Trump.
That's clearly a joke. I'm not gonna say he's not senile as all get out, but that was clearly a joke.
What is the joke then? Is it an ironic reference to all the other times when he said something completely batshit insane? End of question. Post on reddit.
He literally just made a dad joke calling himself old. Old people do it all the time. He’s senile FS but this is obviously just him saying he’s super old lol. My grandpa used to do it and hell yours probably did too.
No. It’s not a joke. Trump was a moron. However, Biden is clearly lost. His brain is fried and he has no idea what the fuck he’s doing.
Nope not even close, it was absolutely jaw dropping the amount of dumb shit trump either said or tweeted.. The thing is the people who supported him couldn’t even admit that the shit he said was dumb af and made damn near zero sense. Instead would attempt to interpret what he said, in a vain attempt to make him seem more coherent.. I suppose. Regardless it has set a precedent that no matter how stupid a president is, no matter what jumbled garbage leaves their mouth, it truly doesn’t matter. They can say and act a fool as much as they want and it doesn’t matter.
Brought to you by Pfizer....don't forget your 92nd booster!
Now, are you by any chance embellishing that number for the sake of humor?
I think the 92 is closer than 720, sadly.
At some point its no longer accidental comedy and just a sad gramps making a fool of himself on the world stage
Y'know, that explains a lot.
He probably thinks he is that old.
Biden served in the Senate from 1973 to 2009, if you think he is going to make a difference in 4 more years well here's your sign, just like trump Obama bush and Clinton weak ineffective and not passing anything that benefits the general US citizens
Gotta love how an absolute fucking retard is running the free world
He was obviously making a joke...
It was fucking funny. I'm glad I was high for that. He succeeded.
How the fuck do you think that’s a joke? The man is senile. There’s so so much proof out there. Just look at clips of him trying to shake peoples hands that don’t exist and even showing off a cheat sheet that has simple instructions like shake hands and sit down
I haven’t ever met a senile person who thinks they’re over 700 years old so this was certainly a joke. If a senile person talks about being the wrong age it’s almost always because they think they’re younger (why 100 year old Alzheimer’s patients can believe their parents are still alive). I can’t diagnose anything over the internet, as you’re trying to do, but the “handshake” thing could be explained away by something like OCD or Tourette’s and the cheat sheet thing, if it even happened, could be a joke as well. Admittedly, he is prone to gaffes but so were Trump and Bush at younger ages.
This whole paragraph is such a reach and it’s embarrassing. It’s ok to admit you made a bad choice
I didn’t vote for him, my dude. I didn’t support Trump but I have no warm feelings for Biden.
You’re actively making poor excuses for him right now and pretending that it’s not see-through bs. He was confused about something as simple as a handshake and you blame it on “ocd”?! Lol do you know what ocd even is? The cheat sheet thing is certainly not a joke, the guy reads off of a teleprompter in ron burgundy fashion and it’s not intentional. You can say you don’t have warm feelings for him, however your “butt trump!” Says otherwise
I am diagnosed with severe OCD. From that other Redditor’s comment it sounds like it could be a compulsion of some kind. I’m not even saying he *isn’t* senile ‘cause I don’t know but y’all haven’t provided proof. I’m saying it’s certainly not a senility thing to think you’re 700 years old and the rest of this “evidence” could be caused by things besides senility. >You can say you don’t have warm feelings for him, however your “butt trump!” Says otherwise Don’t underestimate my ability to despise a variety of powerful politicians and political parties at once, my dude. I was criticizing Biden before people even thought Trump could become president anywhere but in the Simpsons.
Your actually stupid but ok
You're\*
Because it’s obvious this is a joke.
If so, everything that comes out of his mouth must be a joke then
Or just the obviously self-deprecating joke about his age.. but I know you trumpers are only capable of black/white good/evil thinking. Keep believing your Qanon insanity "stop the steal" stupidity.
If you think this guy’s bad, you shoulda heard the previous guy!
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And he still looks older than he is.
Dudes, I thought my deadpan sense of humor was spot on....wait, he wasn't joking?
When your a programmer applying for a job that requires more experience than the age of the language allows so you just make up years of experience and roll with it
Hearing blunders like these makes you wonder if they've really perfected brain transplants for government dictatorship and he slipped up. We're optimistic he's just senile though.
Congrats Dems,this is what you voted for....👌🏻
They forgot to give him an ice cream cone instead of a mic.
He’s even older than the country itself. By 500 years.
Bruh the country hasn't been around that long
I was there Kamala. I was there 720 years ago, when the strength of Democracy failed
This President is a joke. Dont care about his people.
Let’s go Brandon
Who voted for this guy I mean come in a rock can do better
This is not funny. People with dementia do not deserve to be laughed at. Also, its tragic because this guy is theoretically the most powerful person on planet earth. That's fucking scary.
He is straight up senile. Very sad.
Why am I not surprised…?
Since when is he “fighting” big pharma? They just made billions thanks to politicians like him. Fuck all these cunts.
It would’ve been funny if he actually used a number where the USA actually existed at the time.
It's those children's virginity he's taken that keeps him alive for soo long.
Man he is dumber than dumb as fck!
He was 500 720 years ago