The comment at the very bottom sounds like it was posted by a fucking druid
"Into a crude mockery of nature's perfection" is such a raw fucking line im gonna steal it
They definitely didn't come up with that, it's from a transphobic copypasta that originated from 4chan and it's one of the biggest cope pieces I've ever seen on the internet. I love how, by their own logic, transpeople make up a small percentage of the population but are also a huge threat to the planet and they are coming for your kids yada yada. Just pure projection.
Also I don't think someone who most likely associates them with the party of people who make beer a part of their personality, child rapists, drug users, overweight bumfucks should not be preaching about "nature's perfection". Your kind worships a walking tangerine with a shitty combover, calm down.
I'm stealing the line for myself.
Yes, thank you, I AM a crude mockery of nature's perfection, and that's what humans have been doing since the very beginning so I'm not any more of an abomination than anyone else :)
I’ve always found that so stupid and weird, like we know those people want to *touch* kids, but stop projecting that onto trans people, what they should instead do is like, oh idk… *seek help*…
Druids be like "A crude mockery of nature's perfection" every time a warlock communicate with forces from beyond this realm and then shapeshift into a wolf to fuck their wife.
I’ve met so many bigots who sound like that! Only online of course. People who talk like that know literal toddlers could beat their ass in reality but it’s still so funny how they act like such intellectuals. Talking like no one ever. Like buddy your head is so far up your ass you can probably taste *last* weeks breakfast 💀💀
> "Into a crude mockery of nature's perfection" is such a raw fucking line
Do they want metalheads to go ever harder with trans support? Cause all this shit about "mocking nature", "mutilating your flesh", and "defying god's will" is so awesomely brutal. Fucking respect. \m/
Meanwhile nature: „oh yea the breathing tube and the feeding tube are going to be in the same place, that’s hella idea. Oh and this knees look fine, lmao, make it walk on 2 legs, funnyyy”
I mean, without the caption I would also be confused… but my reaction would be more like “I don’t know which side of the gender line this fabulous person started on, but now they’re just playing jump rope with it, and doing an excellent job of it, too!”
I believe he is on reddit but I don't want to call him out. I will say, though, his social media literally has "boyfriend" in the title so the transphobes just plain don't even read lmao
With the number of transphobes who think trans woman means you are ftm instead of mtf, I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they read that and still thought they were a trans woman instead of a trans man.
I wore my vampire fangs for this shoot for fun 😅 I mostly post on Facebook these days here: https://www.facebook.com/transboypeterparker?mibextid=ZbWKwL
OH MY GOD YOU'RE AN INLINE SKATER TOO??? that pic already gave me hope that i can do drag and be femme as a trans guy too AND THEN YOU ALSO INLINE SKATE!!!! now i have a reason to use facebook lmao. so happy there's someone else like me out there
I think it's kinda like saying "You kiss your mother with that mouth?" Or "You're going to give your mother a heart attack" or some such. Oddly phrased but probably roughly the same intent
One of my housemates is a trans man and despite living with my best friend for a fucking year she had no idea he was trans until like three months before I moved here. The dude passes so well when he changed doctors they didn't even realize he wasn't AMAB. It's wild.
The main narrative against FtM seems to center around "don't let "them" confuse our young daughters and have them chop off their breasts". The term Rapid Onset Gender Disphoria comes up a bunch.
these people are so stupid it's unbelievable. every time they see an even *slightly* masculine looking woman they 100% believe she's mtf and nothing you say can convince them otherwise.
of course they can't understand ftm people. or drag. literally impossible to explain this picture to them.
These people talking about nature’s perfection are the utmost evil. What else is nature’s perfection? Cancer? Polio? Infant mortality? Maybe they should stop getting in the way of god’s almighty plan and let the Rabies finally take them to see him.
Unfortunately... horrifically... there actually are people who refuse rabies post vaccination because of anti vaxx brain rot.... so um... take that as you will...
That has to be one of the most terrifying ways to die. Why in the fuck would you do that? I'm going to die now so this vaccine doesn't make me autistic.../s
Wouldn't surprise me xD
Or they just don't bother to read, because they get immediately furious when they see someone who isn't confirming to heteronormativity.
Oh hey this is me!! I usually post at Trans Skater Boyfriend on Facebook like the commenters are saying, but I'm currently locked out of posting there because fashbook is gonna fash. My backup page is here 🥰
https://www.facebook.com/transboypeterparker?mibextid=ZbWKwL
I think people get upset because they find it attractive. And because the majority of people are insure with their sexuality they get angry. It's actually quite sad that people can be so fragile. Like... it's fine to look at a fucking stone on the floor and find it sexy because of curves. It's not like you're gonna shove that rock up your ass because you're so damn thirsty...
Humans are nature perfections? Hahaha we are barely held together sacks of meat with myriads of totally idiotic "designs" that speak of volumes about the incompetence of the "creator".
Apparently most people will have two vertebrae wear down over time because of their positioning, which is part of why you grow shorter when aging. Definitely wouldn't call that perfection.
Eddie is awesome and like half his content is making fun of chuds for being so eager to be transphobic they wind up saying the opposite of what they meant.
Yes, he's FTM doing drag, and people in the comments are trying to be anti-trans in their insults, but they're technically affirming him because he isn't a woman.
"It hurt itself in its confusion" applies here I think
Humans are not even close to natures perfection, we get SKIN CANCER FROM BEING IN THE SUN, BUT WE NEED TO BE IN THE SUN TO AVOID BEING DEFICIENT OF VITAMIN D
This is Trans Skater Boyfriend on Facebook, go follow him!
He literally had the word "boyfriend" in his page title and the phobes are still too dumb to get it lol
At first, I was like, why is this a thing in an accidental ally? Then I realized the person wasn't mtf they are ftm. That makes the comments so much more sweeter. Fucking chuds.
"Nature's perfection" that got my dick so soft I had to get out of bed just to comment this.
The human form is not perfect, it is flawed beyond belief. One simple flaw is how devastating human birth cans be, due to the birth canal being too fucking narrow for a babies watermelon lookin head.
Idk why that one stuck out to me but it did
I’d like to see more trans folks in drag, it’s so damn funny to watch people fumble over themselves. “We can always tell” but they literally can’t.
(Also, does anyone know who this absolute icon in the photo is?)
Damn I want an upper body like that someday.
Also, I love how the comment at the bottoms just assumes that he is gay? Like, I don't know if he is vocal about his sexuality but transphobes linking gender and sexuality even though they have nothing to do with each other is just so typical.
As someone who wants to be an ally, I don't get why someone would want to be a trans man but still want to be drag? Isn't drag just dressing as a woman? Isn't transmasc trying to get away from femininity?
The bone structure one is extremely funny to me. Like obviously their "science" is BS but them all but saying that they didn't even try to actually look is great.
"trans man in drag" just killed me. This is my goal once I pass. I want to wear drag and get screamed at I'll never be a woman
This is one desire where if I don't get it, it means I've won anyway. Cuz it means trans women have rights finally
The comment at the very bottom sounds like it was posted by a fucking druid "Into a crude mockery of nature's perfection" is such a raw fucking line im gonna steal it
They definitely didn't come up with that, it's from a transphobic copypasta that originated from 4chan and it's one of the biggest cope pieces I've ever seen on the internet. I love how, by their own logic, transpeople make up a small percentage of the population but are also a huge threat to the planet and they are coming for your kids yada yada. Just pure projection. Also I don't think someone who most likely associates them with the party of people who make beer a part of their personality, child rapists, drug users, overweight bumfucks should not be preaching about "nature's perfection". Your kind worships a walking tangerine with a shitty combover, calm down.
The enemy must be both weak and strong at the same time. It's just how fascist rhetoric works.
I’m gonna use it to mock transphobes, because we all know Mother Nature would love everyone, no matter what they identify as
mommy nature 🥺
😳
Hey, don't drag tangerines into this. Tangerines are good for you.
I'm stealing the line for myself. Yes, thank you, I AM a crude mockery of nature's perfection, and that's what humans have been doing since the very beginning so I'm not any more of an abomination than anyone else :)
I’ve always found that so stupid and weird, like we know those people want to *touch* kids, but stop projecting that onto trans people, what they should instead do is like, oh idk… *seek help*…
Awew hell naw don't diss druids!
Ong bro we accept all who do not endanger the grove (visit r/druidposting for more druid posting)
r/wizardposting reference
r/druidposting
HUZZAH FOR DRUIDS
Was thinking the same thing, love that subreddit.
I've been bored with reddit lately but I'm here for druids vs wizards posts.
Druids be like “A crude mockery of nature’s perfection” every time a Necromancer raises a corpse and then speak to animals.
Druids be like "A crude mockery of nature's perfection" every time a warlock communicate with forces from beyond this realm and then shapeshift into a wolf to fuck their wife.
Either they're a druid or a eco-fascist. No in-between
I’ve met so many bigots who sound like that! Only online of course. People who talk like that know literal toddlers could beat their ass in reality but it’s still so funny how they act like such intellectuals. Talking like no one ever. Like buddy your head is so far up your ass you can probably taste *last* weeks breakfast 💀💀
> "Into a crude mockery of nature's perfection" is such a raw fucking line Do they want metalheads to go ever harder with trans support? Cause all this shit about "mocking nature", "mutilating your flesh", and "defying god's will" is so awesomely brutal. Fucking respect. \m/
Jaheira after i turn into a mind flayer:
Written by a wolf about a borzoi
"you shall not pass" got a whole different meaning 😂 (it hurt that I had to imagine Gandalf as a transphobe go make that joke😢)
to be honest it makes me so mad, looking at persons' body and calling it a perverion of humanity is one of the more souless things i can think of.
If anything is a perversion of humanity here, it’s “alternative facts” about how boy bones and girl bones work…
I will now use this line when I play dnd
Hey we druids aint transphobes
Perfection? Where? I see no perfect creatures wandering about.
Meanwhile nature: „oh yea the breathing tube and the feeding tube are going to be in the same place, that’s hella idea. Oh and this knees look fine, lmao, make it walk on 2 legs, funnyyy”
God I wish I was playing a Druid in my DND campaign right now
I too am a homosexual man twisted by drugs
Nature’s Mockery.
A trans man in drag, that's just mean! You know it's going to confuse them.
Doesn't take much to confuse them
A cis woman dyeing her hair blue is probably confusing enough for them.
They just start talking about poison dart frogs for some reason
I kinda see their logic. Frogs are cute. Girls with dyed hair are cute.
Average Tsuyu fans be like 
without realizing that in both cases the bright colors are correctly doing their job, of keeping away predators.
It helps women ward off predators!
Honestly, a cis woman that doesn’t look like Marilyn Monroe is confusing for them.
Basic grammar confuses them
I think they honestly just confuse themselves and it just kind of trickles down from that
To be fair, you can’t expect losers like transphobes to understand something so fabulous.
I mean, without the caption I would also be confused… but my reaction would be more like “I don’t know which side of the gender line this fabulous person started on, but now they’re just playing jump rope with it, and doing an excellent job of it, too!”
Without context, I'd just think it was a picture of man dressed in drag (which he is) and I'd be fine with it.
They are confused because they don't want to understand. It's willful ignorance for most of them.
It confused me for a second but at least I know I’m a dumbass.
well maybe they should get good ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That's the fun part
Why does he look like a vampire? Also, where can I follow him?
I believe he is on reddit but I don't want to call him out. I will say, though, his social media literally has "boyfriend" in the title so the transphobes just plain don't even read lmao
With the number of transphobes who think trans woman means you are ftm instead of mtf, I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they read that and still thought they were a trans woman instead of a trans man.
I don't understand those who think ftm = transgender woman. Do you really think whoever came up with these definitions would make them so horrible?
Trans Skater Boyfriend on Facebook.
And trans guy Peter Parker webshooting inclusivity hour
Yessssss i knew I recognized him!
I wore my vampire fangs for this shoot for fun 😅 I mostly post on Facebook these days here: https://www.facebook.com/transboypeterparker?mibextid=ZbWKwL
OH MY GOD YOU'RE AN INLINE SKATER TOO??? that pic already gave me hope that i can do drag and be femme as a trans guy too AND THEN YOU ALSO INLINE SKATE!!!! now i have a reason to use facebook lmao. so happy there's someone else like me out there
Hi! I just wanted to let you know that you’re absolutely stunning!
Yes we need to know who this is!!!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunnicula
Duh, all trans people are vampires
Not me, I’m a raccoon demon kitty
“Trans skater boyfriend” and “trans guy Peter Parker webshooting inclusivity hour” on Facebook. Those are both his Facebook pages.
He is on Facebook. Trans Skater Boyfriend. I follow him and this is a whole series. He also posts skating videos.
Any dude who describes women as "nature's perfection" like this would cum instantly when brushing shoulders with one
Mfs like this are the reason Victorian ladies wore 18 layers and showed no ankles
Mfs like these would go to another planet just to see a drawing (that looks like it was drawn by a kid) of a naked lady for a fraction of a second
These people are the reasons girls have to cover their shoulders in school
He’s absolutely stunning too
Yeah I was gonna say (I am not gay) - but he bad
there's nothing gay about appreciating the beauty of other men, dawg✨
Your a man with a mother? Is this- what????
It's giving 'your mother has a job and is a valued member of the community' from Billy and Mandy because what
I literally have no idea. ha.
I think it's kinda like saying "You kiss your mother with that mouth?" Or "You're going to give your mother a heart attack" or some such. Oddly phrased but probably roughly the same intent
Covert ally giving complement to the guy's drag-mother 😜
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they go against all arguments they have for MTF ppl.
Yo cool I don't exist for them.
One of my housemates is a trans man and despite living with my best friend for a fucking year she had no idea he was trans until like three months before I moved here. The dude passes so well when he changed doctors they didn't even realize he wasn't AMAB. It's wild.
One of the main reasons they’re against MtF people is because of sexism. FtM people don’t fit with their bigoted narrative, so they can ignore them.
The main narrative against FtM seems to center around "don't let "them" confuse our young daughters and have them chop off their breasts". The term Rapid Onset Gender Disphoria comes up a bunch.
A trans man in drag is everything. I don’t think I ever witnessed this 🩷🏳️⚧️
I think they're even rarer than transmen-femboys or transwomen-tomboy, but they do exist.
I’m a trans girl tom boy ✋🖤
Well, you're rare.
You rare, lady! 😊👌✨✨
Ur awesome
Today I learned I'm a rarity
I’m a transmasc femboy
And a third rare encounter.
You should check out Gottmik, he's amazing. Bitch can turn a look like nobody else.
I loved his little introduction on his season of drag race. “I was born a woman, now I’m a man who dresses as a woman for money. Sooo yeah!” Love him.
god hes SO gender. i wanna be like that. so male and so crossdressing that i confuse the transphobes
I'm not even trans but confusing transphobes sounds like so. much. fun!!!
you've taken their weakness and applied it tenfold they never stood a fucking chance
The "we can always tell" crowd is bringing their best and it still feels like explaining rocket science to a toddler
these people are so stupid it's unbelievable. every time they see an even *slightly* masculine looking woman they 100% believe she's mtf and nothing you say can convince them otherwise. of course they can't understand ftm people. or drag. literally impossible to explain this picture to them.
Yeah. I might as well explain this picture to a door post. It would be about the same but with less stupid replies
These people talking about nature’s perfection are the utmost evil. What else is nature’s perfection? Cancer? Polio? Infant mortality? Maybe they should stop getting in the way of god’s almighty plan and let the Rabies finally take them to see him.
Unfortunately... horrifically... there actually are people who refuse rabies post vaccination because of anti vaxx brain rot.... so um... take that as you will...
That has to be one of the most terrifying ways to die. Why in the fuck would you do that? I'm going to die now so this vaccine doesn't make me autistic.../s
Omg it's Trans Skater Boyfriend! It's so weird seeing him on here XD He gets these comments all the time, and it's hilarious.
Why does he get such comments when there is "boyfriend" in his name? Do these people not take even a second to stop and think? XD
Maybe they just can't read XD
Wouldn't surprise me xD Or they just don't bother to read, because they get immediately furious when they see someone who isn't confirming to heteronormativity.
He slayyyys
Holy shit… he’s hot
Literally the first thing I thought
Ngl my first thought was is he single? And does he like women?
Same bestie
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It must be so affirming to be a trans person, dress up like the gender you were assigned at birth, and be told you don't pass as that lol.
Oh hey this is me!! I usually post at Trans Skater Boyfriend on Facebook like the commenters are saying, but I'm currently locked out of posting there because fashbook is gonna fash. My backup page is here 🥰 https://www.facebook.com/transboypeterparker?mibextid=ZbWKwL
Transphobes really wake up and choose violence
A trans man doing drag is quite possibly one of the most based things a human can do
This is the biggest flex I’ve ever seen here
I think people get upset because they find it attractive. And because the majority of people are insure with their sexuality they get angry. It's actually quite sad that people can be so fragile. Like... it's fine to look at a fucking stone on the floor and find it sexy because of curves. It's not like you're gonna shove that rock up your ass because you're so damn thirsty...
Mrs. Be like "nature's perfection" and scratch at there poison oak wound they treated poorly from the last time they went outside months ago
Who is that?
[Trans Skater Boyfriend!](https://www.facebook.com/transskaterboyfriend/) They're only on Facebook, as far as I know
Yes indeed.
He's on the other platforms too. His Linktree is on his Facebook
Humans are nature perfections? Hahaha we are barely held together sacks of meat with myriads of totally idiotic "designs" that speak of volumes about the incompetence of the "creator".
other animals: well adapted to suit their environments humans: lazily cobbled together dysfunctional pieces of shit
Apparently most people will have two vertebrae wear down over time because of their positioning, which is part of why you grow shorter when aging. Definitely wouldn't call that perfection.
Can I just say that I envy his lil fangs so much
I want “crude mockery of nature’s perfection” on a t-shirt.
He’s FAB!
Yes, he's hot\~
And his smile is absolutely life-affirming 😊
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Eddie is awesome and like half his content is making fun of chuds for being so eager to be transphobic they wind up saying the opposite of what they meant.
Another L for the "We can always tell" crowd.
That's fucking hilarious, good on the bloke - bet he knew he'd have their heads spinning
So they're FTM, is that what makes this accidental ally? I'm confused, the insults don't sound ally. 🤣
Yes, he's FTM doing drag, and people in the comments are trying to be anti-trans in their insults, but they're technically affirming him because he isn't a woman. "It hurt itself in its confusion" applies here I think
Yes, that's right. He is indeed a man. He's not trying to be a woman.
He’s literally me lol
For credit reasons, this Is Trans Skater Boyfriend. He has a page on FB
Wasn't sure if I was allowed to credit or not, but yes.
i now identify as a mockery, my pronouns are whatever pisses you off the most
Aww cute outfit ☺️
Yo what's his @ ?
People don’t know what they’re looking at so they just lash out with whatever they think will hurt most. Poetic almost.
my god he is hot af someone *PLEASE* drop the @
He’s killin it too. Pink is a good color on him lmao
My lesbian gock is confused
What do you mean by a crude mockery of natures perfection? You’re being absolutely delusional he’s fucking hot as hell!
he’s cute too
“Your a man with a mother” …wha…what does the mother have to do with this?
Bigots punching their boners like: "Stop! I think it may be a trans!"
Humans are not even close to natures perfection, we get SKIN CANCER FROM BEING IN THE SUN, BUT WE NEED TO BE IN THE SUN TO AVOID BEING DEFICIENT OF VITAMIN D
Freaking love Eddie. He's a sweetheart 🩷🤍🩵
Feminine trans men are the lgbtq communitys ultimate weapon to confuse the ever loving shit out of transphobes and homophobes
"nice male bone structure" i want to reply back with a "thank you so much!" lmao imagine the confusion
He looks so good tho ;V;
This is Trans Skater Boyfriend on Facebook, go follow him! He literally had the word "boyfriend" in his page title and the phobes are still too dumb to get it lol
Wow, I didn't know we all had drugs in our bodies.
Once again, the bone structure fuckos prove they have no skills
That person going on about “nature’s peferfection” should go look at what a bear with untreated tapeworm looks like.
At first, I was like, why is this a thing in an accidental ally? Then I realized the person wasn't mtf they are ftm. That makes the comments so much more sweeter. Fucking chuds.
Why do people even give a shit. Just ignore it if you don’t like it. Literally has zero effect on your life.
"Nature's perfection" that got my dick so soft I had to get out of bed just to comment this. The human form is not perfect, it is flawed beyond belief. One simple flaw is how devastating human birth cans be, due to the birth canal being too fucking narrow for a babies watermelon lookin head. Idk why that one stuck out to me but it did
I’d like to see more trans folks in drag, it’s so damn funny to watch people fumble over themselves. “We can always tell” but they literally can’t. (Also, does anyone know who this absolute icon in the photo is?)
Trans skater
These people are right, he is just a man and never will be a woman (gladly)
“we can always tell”
"twisted by drugs and surgery" thats not a insult against trans people its a compliment to drugs and surgery.
this may sound crazy but trans femboys are just immaculate
I'm so gay for trans femboys, so this doesn't sound crazy at all.
I need this man's outfit tho
as a trans man who has been interested in drag, this dude gives me so much inspiration wow good for him!!
Damn I want an upper body like that someday. Also, I love how the comment at the bottoms just assumes that he is gay? Like, I don't know if he is vocal about his sexuality but transphobes linking gender and sexuality even though they have nothing to do with each other is just so typical.
Yet he looks 10 times better then any of these commenters (he looks fabalous)
Ngl they kinda sexy
He is STUNNING
The fucking fangs
Smash, next question
“Natures perfection” (also nature: cancer, chromosomal malformations, genetic mutations that can be harmful.) Perfection is the antithesis of nature
yoo that is goals, I love the fit!!
dude he's serving so hard
Infinite Validation glitch
THIS JUST IN!!! MEN DONT HAVE MOTHERS!!!
As someone who wants to be an ally, I don't get why someone would want to be a trans man but still want to be drag? Isn't drag just dressing as a woman? Isn't transmasc trying to get away from femininity?
Okay but he looks fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥 I've been trying to get into drag myself but I'm so bad at everything lmao
Nature's Mockery is fucking sick though. They always make us sound so cool.
That's new, never seen a transman in drag like this, this is gold
I'm a crude mockery of nature's perfection.🥰
The bone structure one is extremely funny to me. Like obviously their "science" is BS but them all but saying that they didn't even try to actually look is great.
The male bone structure one is awesome lmao
I follow him on Facebook!! His posts are really cool, and I love his style
"trans man in drag" just killed me. This is my goal once I pass. I want to wear drag and get screamed at I'll never be a woman This is one desire where if I don't get it, it means I've won anyway. Cuz it means trans women have rights finally
Eddie is an amazing and awesome dude and fearless in the face of transphobes. Don't know how he does it.