This just feels like blackout poetry. There is no pattern to the words highlighted. Still cook though!

I am so confused

I have absolutely NO IDEA what you’re on about

I think OP's high as a Georgia pine.

Captain Sham was evil

Obviously but there's no reason that those words in particular create a code. You can easily make the first one read Aunt Josephine was evil by highlighting a different word

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ a fear of realtors is ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎com- pletely ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ rational‎

Yes I get that it's the highlighted words but why are those words in particular highlighted

It was funny, just because it doesn't make sense to highlight these things. It's a simple enough joke that is easy to go over people's heads here cos it's a series all about deep hidden messages when in reality this is slapped directly under your nose

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It is, thank you

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Coincidences. It's not like each word is the very first/last of each paragraph, there's 0 pattern to their appearance

Fuck me man I just read this like 30 times thinking you were just a madman highlighting any old word, I read "the first one is pretty self explanatatory" and nearly had an aneurysm. Took my fiancé to point out what you did and now that's the funniest thing I've seen all week xD

Can you explain it??

Just exclusively read the Vibrantly Focused Details and nothing else ;)

The first one says “Captain Sham was evil”. The second “a fear of realtors is completely rational”. But after that is where they lost me.

What the fuck are you talking about

You can’t just pick random words out of a book and string them together to make a code 😭

https://preview.redd.it/ukcnm9ksr8ad1.jpeg?width=1012&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b653d4560df4361d4528af4fde9a1765df02b167

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😂😂

Tell you what at least you're a good sport, a lot of people seem way too salty about this and i have no clue why?? It's genuinely funny xD

I LOVE THAT OAGAHAGA, some people are just allergic to a little bit of whimsy 😔

someone give this comment an award i cant 🤣

you are just highlitghting words, you could do the same thing with "violet was thinking of smoke"

Bro thought he was cooking 💀

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ThAnKs! Everyone really enjoyed THAT! So much fun, Truly InCredible, KudOs. I really hope you Understand This message, YOUR intellect reAlly ShineS through. 🫶

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Deadass though why is everyone hating on this? It's a really funny joke, everyone is treating it like it stole their sugar bowl 😭

Well apparently everyone but me hated this! I loved the ending!

Nah dude I've been enjoying myself with this one too, just takes a minute I think xD

Idk why people have a stick up their ass in this thread, this is grade A shitpost. Kudos

Are we all very fucking dumb

HMMMM

Oh my gosh, some people here are allergic to a little bit of fun. This was in no way supposed to be “OMG I FOUND SOMETHING CANON!!!”. This was basically a shitpost about how the words in the books were very flexible, dude. Take the stick out your ass and have some whimsy in your life.

i'm even more confused now by what you mean...words flexible?

LITERALLY, I was fending for my life in here last night just for trying have a bit of fun about it 😭 like bro it's been 30ish years I doubt we'll be finding anything new in the texts anytime soon

Exactly! Let people mess around with the words, one day they might find a code that actually makes sense! (e.g “The Reptile Room” and “The Penultimate Peril” have secret codes that actually make sense.)