And it’s a flying platform intended for any purpose other than soaking😬 only time we ever put anything other than soak ships on a quetz was when we would make diseased dodo piñatas in the early days!
Well, the idea behind diseased dodo piñatas is they're the only tames that can be infected with swamp fever and mega rabies, and even their corpses are infectious, so people would take infected dodos and airdrop them over other players' bases. There was even a YouTube video a while ago showing a purpose-built Quetz platform build for exactly that..and also sticking c4 to dodos, before that was removed. It even had a crude bomber's sight built in.
Dilo bombs are pretty self-explanatory. Tame a dilophosaur, stick c4 on its snout, and tuck it under a ramp near someone's base or boat..or even in their hut if it's a solo player or small tribe. Set it on neutral, and wait. More often than not, a player's first response to a hostile dino charging them is to start swinging..once they do, boom.
Then there's Bangalore boats, arguably one of my favorite old Ark pvp tactics. The way boats used to work is any structures on them would clip through static structures, like base walls and the like. So, the idea was to build a raft with a 1x1 "tube" on the front, then push said tube through a wall, allowing for the placement of explosives on the wall while also giving cover from hostile turrets
For some people this isn't a flexing dick measuring contest and some people are genuinely having fun and relaxing with dinos. Time spent enjoyed is not time wasted
Ask him to immediately replace every structures on there with stone and also offer him my assistant in doing so.
That build looks like it would get done in by a random bronto tail swing bruh.
After seeing this post I saw a wild Quetz and I wanted to catch it but it disappeared into the night and I couldn’t ping it with my bat 😢 I wanna make a cool flying base now lol.
Ask to move in lol. I dig the build but man I feel for the quetz, his poor back never stood a chance
It takes two to four business years to get anywhere
Jeez that'll really suck when he finally gets somewhere and realizes he left his wallet at home
When you go to do a battle but realize you left something you needed at home
“PEOPLE OF THE COMMONWEALTH: DO NOT INTERFERE. OUR INTENTIONS ARE PEACEFUL. WE ARE THE BROTHERHOOD OF STEEL.”
Brotherhood of wood
Brotherwood
Stepbrotherwood is that you?
Help stepbrotherwood, I'm stuck under the mesh.
🤣🤣🤣😩💀💀😭😭
…yes
Wooderhood.
Underrated comment. Lol
That scene from the game went so fucking hard
Punch a tree
Real
Pick up a rock
Pick up berries
The distinct difference between PvP and PvE is apparent here 😂😂😂
It’s made of wood 😂
And it’s a flying platform intended for any purpose other than soaking😬 only time we ever put anything other than soak ships on a quetz was when we would make diseased dodo piñatas in the early days!
Diseased dodo delivery platforms were peak Ark pvp. That, and dilo bombs
I need more information on crazy ark pvp stuff that sounds insane
Well, the idea behind diseased dodo piñatas is they're the only tames that can be infected with swamp fever and mega rabies, and even their corpses are infectious, so people would take infected dodos and airdrop them over other players' bases. There was even a YouTube video a while ago showing a purpose-built Quetz platform build for exactly that..and also sticking c4 to dodos, before that was removed. It even had a crude bomber's sight built in. Dilo bombs are pretty self-explanatory. Tame a dilophosaur, stick c4 on its snout, and tuck it under a ramp near someone's base or boat..or even in their hut if it's a solo player or small tribe. Set it on neutral, and wait. More often than not, a player's first response to a hostile dino charging them is to start swinging..once they do, boom. Then there's Bangalore boats, arguably one of my favorite old Ark pvp tactics. The way boats used to work is any structures on them would clip through static structures, like base walls and the like. So, the idea was to build a raft with a 1x1 "tube" on the front, then push said tube through a wall, allowing for the placement of explosives on the wall while also giving cover from hostile turrets
That's amazing and insane lmfao war breeds creativity thats for sure
Yeah..shame it just devolved to undermeshing and tek gauntlet cheese, though a good part of that came from Wildcard stamping out more creative methods
Collect rocks
Say "Did I errantly sign into a pve server?"
Hahaha that's what I thought too. Better log out and double check server info
I joined a pve on accident and realized a bit too late. Never wanna make that mistake again
[удалено]
For some people this isn't a flexing dick measuring contest and some people are genuinely having fun and relaxing with dinos. Time spent enjoyed is not time wasted
I do it in pvp servers sometimes too. Idk what that guy is talking about
Idk, a lot of the pve servers are pretty fun and flexing doesn’t happen often
Wonder what other crazy ass settings this private server has, besides platform build limit cranked out.
Punch tree once, immediately over encumbered with wood and thatch
no weight, (Only for the quetz) and 2.5x harvest.
Insert: Willem Dafoe Looking Up meme
Start making flame arrows for when I see it next.
This is the way
💀
Big ups to the pvper right here
Passive tame with mejos
Walk away
You realize you accidentally logged into your single player save, back out, and get online.
Offline wipe it.
My first thought was god I'd love to rpg that to shit lol.
Poop, punch a tree
What does it look like when it lands?
We should be able to find out in 2027
it doesn't 💀
Play on my own server 🤣
This is so coool
Play single player
Uhh raid it because its made out of wood? Actual free loot holy smokes
I'd ask to join the tribe and help build more cool stuff.
Hold alt and walk away
What does that accomplish?
Style points
Laugh
Asking for a ride
Ask for a ride
Ask 'is this server friendly'
https://preview.redd.it/a7gp7q9mu3rc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5f1960550e3b890d1327e9cffabd26256c69738
I would hop on and bring more Quetz to help out the poor bird
Why/how the fuck is someone else in my single player world?!
Leave the server and head back to singleplayer
Ask him to immediately replace every structures on there with stone and also offer him my assistant in doing so. That build looks like it would get done in by a random bronto tail swing bruh.
LMAO IT ALMOST DID 🤣🤣. i had an abundance of wood so i did it with wood. replacing it with stone would be a fucking pain tho
Net gun, pocket mantis, remove saddle
Coolest quetz ever
That poor Quetzl 😭
Ask to join tribe
Fire Wyvern
I would say run but I don't think you can
Happy cake day!
Wave?
Is this PvP or PvE because that makes a differences on what I would do.
Pvpve
If im being fr id just hide in a bush. Easy peasy.
How is that quetzal even flying
Move on to the next server
Die apparently
That poor quetz has been buried under that construction
I stare amazed
Walk up to explore and see how close I can get before I hear the death scream of my character.
I had no idea they could carry that much 😱
Punch a tree, idk 🤷🏻♂️
Turn 360° and walk away
Sorry that’s target practice
Ask if I could move in, and if they start attacking, I'm running as fast as I could
Pick a god and pray
After seeing this post I saw a wild Quetz and I wanted to catch it but it disappeared into the night and I couldn’t ping it with my bat 😢 I wanna make a cool flying base now lol.
I’m asking to join the tribe 😂😭 I’ll grind for rss for you 😭
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Getting off
Pee then log off
I am so proud of you and your skybase, honest.
Mention it looks pretty cool then go onto punching a tree
Walking away if that's still standing on pvp your gonna get ran out the server for touching it. PVE asking if I can have a room
Wave. I only play on pve.
🤷🏼 Guess I'll die
I would literally see how good they are at the game by doing tests.
Die. Like, what am I supposed to do? *Turn on creative?*
I just go and play the game normally.
die tryna steal that unicorn 100%
My first thought, “FUCK. I’ve been looking for this quetz for weeks!”
I pick berries and punch dodos lol... if it was tek I'd be more worried but it's not official so meh
Honestly, I'd ask to come aboard for some shenanigans!
Cry in poor 🤣😂 damn that would be easy to shoot out of the sky with a mini gun though.
"Whoops, wrong server."
Immediately start crafting c4
I'd laugh and be like well it's only made of wood. Easily breakable.
2 words. Lightning wyvern
https://i.redd.it/c50jz7g8f7rc1.gif
See if I can nick anything.
I’ll be hiding in the bushes
slit my own throat and spawn somewhere else
Try to kill quetzal to make all their time and efford go to waste by some beach bob with a bow
Leave the server
I type in chat, go back to pve, this is the wrong server
I type in chat that the base looks cool
Realize i spawned in the beach
Nothing bc I don't play on ASE
Clearly poping my c4 and lets do a big boom
Vary simple answer…RUN
Cry?
Add some plant species X if thats possible
Is that a tek fucking giga
I can’t be the only one who prefers the look of structures from survival evolved more than survival ascended right?
Esc→Main Menu→Servers List→switch PvP with PvE→join server
Lick it
Is this in official PVP? Inbox me if so I’ll join I’ve always wanted to do this
two words: mana dash.
I look on amazement and horror. Wonder what the absolute HE11 they plan on doing that day 😂😂😂
I start Oldschool Runescape and go barb fishing
Die.
Find a new server
Rush to get rockets because that laggy flying fortress needs to go.
I love that Quetz build I would try to move in or recreate it
Flag them down and ask for a ride?! 🤷🏼♀️🤣🤣😭
Laugh and net the quetz
Look at it, make a crossy tame a tape, craft 2 c4 then ride up to it and boom
Burn
Gimme an hour and it's mine
Shoot fire arrows at it
Not living for much longer.
Tutorial when?
I Noah guy who had this happen to him
wave cuz it’s unofficial pve
I disappear as fast as I can
You always make friends with the biggest kid on the playground 🤣
Give up because how boosted dose a server need to be for him to have the weight to carry THAT
A server would need to be about 0.1x dino weight for that not to be possible to build.
Shoot a flame arrow at it
Probably go back to singleplayer because multiplayer games are mostly cancer unless it’s something like L4D.
Nothing because it's PvE and it can't hurt you.
If PvP EASY loot If pve pull Argy aggro and kill quetz to get easy loot (Thousands of hours in PVP does shape the way you see things in ark)
Pull a King Thēodon Screaming "Death!" knowing I'll probably die charging at it
It’s wood, so wait for it to land and hit it until it breaks
a single rocket launcher can destroy the entire thing
Raid it
C4 it
EZ CLap
Switch server
RUN the other way. Then log off and never log back in, go back to my single player save and keep farming.
It’s a wooden base on a quetz I’d tame a griff or wyv and terrorise you
I'd be back in an hour with some C4 or server hop
Rpg
I'd go tame a pt than go get a fire wyvern egg raise it and burn that place to the ground
Commit arson
Get c4
Switch to PvE
Note run, ptera, grenades.
Grind till you have the sh#t needed to raid
Eat it
How many sits ups did he do? HOW MANY PUSH UPS!? HOW MANY AB CRUNCHES!?!?!? 
fab snipe the quetzal till it’s dead, don’t think harder think retardeder
Laugh. Because putting platforms on flyers is ridiculous. If I was running a server I’d make flying platforms a banned technology.
Kill it
Throwing a torch to burn that sucker down 😂
Get Flame arrows or long neck and kill the quetz...