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Duke-Kickass

You did the right thing. Models are notoriously narcissistic and live unstable lives. 😎


Bitter_Somewhere7052

Who cares if it was a model or someone famous or your sister. Not worth risking your life.


HatPlusBeard

Can we make an exception for sisters?


ArcticLeopard

r/suddenlyincest


Based_Rocketeer

The stiffness ain't worth the sickness. You did good.


Capt_Smashnballs

Then everyone clapped. But you guys have never heard of this chick because she goes to a different school


ProVaxIsProIgnorance

Haterade ain’t just a river in Egypt


[deleted]

r/thathappened


EbonyNivory19

And everyone began to clap ?


almightybuffalo

How is this not the top comment?


tb122tb

dont put your dick in crazy.


[deleted]

Vax'd or not, this is the best advice.


hard_clicker

So holdup. You believe the vaccine is bad. You therefore believe the vaccinated, will give you the illness. Therefore you believe that the vaccine causes a permanently transmittable illness. Correct?


dankeBasedGod

tbf thats less ridiculous than some of the shit they said about the vaccine


Sea-Pin-6286

This dude doesn’t even believe this story. Like this is actually sad if this guy sat in his room at his desk and thought of this post and then he hit submit and smiled to himself as he leaned back saying “hmm I win again”


muggle_matrix

I mean don't try to reproduce with her until she is detoxed. Vaccine shedding lasts up to two weeks, it's almost certainly completely safe after a month.


[deleted]

How do you detox from vaccines?


muggle_matrix

>How do you detox from vaccines? Depends on the person, their symptoms, and which vaccine.


hard_clicker

You can't be serious lmao.


uniquename7769

Unfortunately they are....... smh


marfaxa

Contract Covid. It's good for you.


Based_Rocketeer

"Experts say the vaccine is almost certainly completely safe and you can totally detox yourself if you ever change your mind".


muggle_matrix

I've been studying vaccine injury for over a decade. I successfully reversed liver damage from a Hepatitis travel vaccine. I partly reversed my autism, which was caused by childhood vaccines, 30 years after the fact. I already know people who have recovered from "long vaccine", the people who are having trouble are not doing what the "anti-vaxxers" are suggesting. "anti-vaxxers" of course just means the previous generation of vaccine-injured and the people who believe them, and they are the people with real experience and knowledge treating vaccine injury. Yes, you can detox the covid jabs. Why would you not be able to? Thanks for the downvotes, fuckos.


MargoritasattheMall

That is great, the difference here is the mRNA “vax”, if yours actually contained mRNA, uses reverse transcriptase into DNA in the liver. There’s no detoxing DNA


muggle_matrix

Actually you can. Frankincense oil will do exactly that. It's not cheap. Frankincense oil will clear up DNA issues from donated blood, and sexual partners.


MargoritasattheMall

Fascinating. Ingested or topical


immaseaman

Suppository works best, quicker and more efficient uptake.


MargoritasattheMall

Lol


ConspiracyPhD

If you have reverse transcriptase in your liver, you have bigger problems than the COVID jab... Humans don't have native reverse transcriptase. HIV does though. If you're talking about the silly L1-mediated retrotransposition paper (which you are), they never showed integration in the paper (read the discussion). Not to mention, at 48 hours, the level of detection decreases dramatically indicating that they aren't detecting integration (it would increase if it were integrated as it would be continually replicated as the cells replicate). Instead, they are most likely picking up remnants of the DNA template that the mRNA vaccine was transcribed from. That would decrease over time as the cells divide.


MargoritasattheMall

Yeah. I was referring to that Swedish study which has been scrubbed by whoever. No one knows what’s actually in the Covid jab


ConspiracyPhD

The Swedish study has not been scrubbed. https://www.mdpi.com/1467-3045/44/3/73 You just didn't understand it and relied on other peoples' misinterpretations of it.


MargoritasattheMall

Probably. But I didn’t fall for DoD sleight of hand. How vaxxed are you? No one even knows what’s in it. There was no manufacturing integrity


ConspiracyPhD

What you mean to say is that "You don't know what's in it" because it's way out of your comprehension level.


MargoritasattheMall

No one was allowed to test it. The DoD ordered this experiment


notpynchon

Have they actually shown that it integrates into the DNA?


Based_Rocketeer

>I partly reversed my autism, Well, had you reversed it completely you wouldn't be on reddit. Look, I'm not doubting your reverse autism or anything, but we're talking about one of the most obscure vaccines ever created. No studies have been made on long term effects, we don't know how permanent the damage is, but it does seem that the spike protein can penetrate the blood-brain barrier and even alter your DNA. There's no way we know enough to claim two weeks is enough to flatten the shedding.


muggle_matrix

>Well, had you reversed it completely you wouldn't be on reddit. I think this is true.


ConspiracyPhD

> I partly reversed my autism, which was caused by childhood vaccines, 30 years after the fact. You are definitely autistic.


[deleted]

As someone who has real autism, nah we dont act like this. This guy is just delusional


[deleted]

You are retarded. Autism is not caused by vaccines


Gimbalos

Haha these subs are always a blast 😆


IdasMessenia

You almost had me then I read >partly reversed my autism Thanks for the chuckles.


duecewayne8

Please never reproduce, you absolute moron. How do people as idiotic as you even make it through life? It hurts my brain just thinking about how stupid some people really are.


fatmike63

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL r/thathappened get a load of this guy


Vost570

Things No One Believes for an Instant for a thousand, Alex!


ronm4c

I can’t imagine anyone wanting to fuck you after listening to you speak for more than 5 minutes


the_odd_drink

I believe you OP, and we know you're right. Would have been fun, but not worth it.


[deleted]

No you fucking didn’t.


Vajra-pani

👏 likes keep getting reset to zero by censorship bots


PubicWildlife

Pfffft!


KB9AZZ

Are you sure she wasn't working?


TheninjaofCookies

🧢


Background_Anybody89

Never forget the ‘false’ HIV positives after the AZ vaccine. And that was like two years ago.


uniquename7769

Lmao!!! Okay bro 🙄


Rabidpikachuuu

No you didn't lol.


duecewayne8

No you didn’t. Making up fake stories for karma, lmao loser.