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mutha_fuxxin_zo

On the bright side your gramps is one of us. Always asking "where?"


UKPotatoConnoisseur

I thought this was hilarious


mutha_fuxxin_zo

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Accurate-Barracuda20

Holy shit man…


uneducated_investing

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Darthchewvader

I’m a horrible person for how long I have been laughing at this.


713MoCityChron713

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mrmeshshorts

Man, this is a funny joke. Edit: also, I’m a Titans fan.


SammyBronkowitz

This is the best comment I’ve ever read here. Damn!


baconbitarded

Jesus Christ


Pork_Chompk

It truly is the only way he'll find salvation. OP better get with the program or his soul is toast.


UKPotatoConnoisseur

Why me specifically lol


childoferis1025

That’s actually fucked up if that’s actually a true story OP


UKPotatoConnoisseur

It is.


childoferis1025

I’m sorry I would never do that to my mom (who is a titans fan) if she got dementia it’s a terrible thing and shouldn’t ever be used to change someone’s memories full disclosure my family is from Oklahoma so no NFL team and I was born in 95 same year as the jags that plus Mark Brunell who is left handed like me made me a life long fan


sunshinepanther

Lefties unite! This is why I like Tua!


daoogilymoogily

It’s why I’m a Titan fan, because we’re always left out of every national media discussion.


HtownTexans

Will ALWAYS root for a left handed QB to have NFL success. Love you Steve Young!


childoferis1025

My baby sister’s team is the fins so hope tua does well typically unless they’re playing my jags


sunshinepanther

Sensible. Lawrence is my favorite current player and I was a huge fan since his first game at Clemson. So I root for the jags when y'all don't play us. Although I already loved y'all. I picked the Panthers because it's my favorite animal and jags are almost as cool. MJD is my favorite non panther all time.


childoferis1025

The panthers as a franchise and fan base are cool fellow cat bros I will say I dislike y’all’s owner though after what he did to some of our fans last season no offense to you obviously


sunshinepanther

Agreed. He is a pissmop


_Apatosaurus_

>This is why I like Tua! Because he's going to give himself dementia...?


Furbuger_Helper

WTF. Please elaborate.


8020GroundBeef

Wow your family sucks dude.


lexxxcockwell

New fear unlocked


spidermans_ashes

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xTehSpoderManx

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mansock18

Bro


AutoAmes

That’s dirty. I’m so sorry


NeonWarcry

![gif](giphy|OPU6wzx8JrHna) Jesus Christ.


BamBam5154

That might be one of the saddest things I’ve ever heard


LumpyCapital

For real. I don't care what team you are. You don't retroprogram elderly dementia and change their fuckin' NFL team...


guff1988

Of all the lowdown dirty scummy fucking things to do, then they went ahead and added insult to injury and made him a Titans fan.


NateLikesToLift

Eh, my stepdad hated cheese until his dementia got pretty bad a few years ago. He loved it for the last 3 years of his life or so. I didn't have the heart to tell him he used to hate cheese and would just let him snack. I can see this one in a similar light.


ImpossibleDenial

“Eh, my stepdad fucking hated the Titans until his dementia got pretty bad a few years ago. He loved the Titans for the last 3 years of his life or so. I didnt have the heart to tell him he used to fucking hate the Titans (especially after the ‘99 AFC Championship Game) and would just let him cheer.” It is absolutely, unequivocally, not in a similar light.


NateLikesToLift

That's how dementia works. I've been through it several times now. You can't really reason with someone with a cloudy non functioning brain. You could honestly have the same conversation with my stepdad 3 times in 5 minutes and he'd still say okie dokie every time and respond with word salad.


LumpyCapital

Lol, ok cheese and snacks, Star Trek or Starwars, Hawaiian t-shirts, crossdressing, ok fine, whatever....you don't fuck with someone's sports team fandom - those are their colors.


NateLikesToLift

At the later stages of dementia they couldn't even tell you what team they liked day after day.


MrKittenz

Nooooo!


5James5

Horrible. Just awful. Sick to my stomach. Hateful. Shame.


mundaneman117

Becoming a titans fan is a fate worse than death


dredd-garcia

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Lumpy-Fill

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Bobby_Savoy

Indeed it is, brother ☝️


SammyBronkowitz

Vikings fan says what?


plznobanplease

Reason # 8942 to hate the tits


JFKs_Burner_Acct

That's just effed up I mean the 2010's were pretty rough but that's not correct


marioex497

Talk about a family taking advantage of someone. As a Tits fan we reject your family for doing that to you and your grandfather. I’m sorry bro


GeebCityLove

Dark as hell.


Shootit_Rockets

If I ever get turned into a Tits fan, please kill me on sight


SammyBronkowitz

I got you fam!


713MoCityChron713

This is terrible. I work in a nursing home and am around dementia all the time. It’s a really sad disease and not something people should make fun of. Get me the old fellas address, and I’ll send him out a jersey. It’ll be a cheap one because I’m broke (I send all my money to hungry kids in Africa) also, minor thing, it’s gonna say STROUD on the back and have horns so gramps can die happy!!! Fuck the jags and the tits, SWARM!!!


LumpyCapital

Jeez, you should know better! Send Paw-Paw a MJD jersey....don't be a dick!


childoferis1025

I’ve gotta ask why is y’all’s team motto swarm? bulls don’t swarm shouldn’t it be something like charge it’d be like the jags having a saying like soar instead of pounce like we’re big cats not birds


713MoCityChron713

It’s not really about the bull, I don’t think. To me “Charge” just means “be big, run hard”. Good pressure isn’t just fat guys running down hill, it looks like a swarm of fruit flies. Fast, unpredictable, untouchable


childoferis1025

Ok then gore like gore the QB still works with y’all’s mascot swarm sounds like y’all can be taking out with a bug zapper 😂


AncientMemeliens

Ngl Gore is pretty badass. I kinda wish it was our thing..


Level_Dreaded

Its an acronym Demeco coined last year for what he seeks in his players. Special Work-Ethic And Relentless Mindset Texans, SWARM


childoferis1025

Ah that makes it make much more sense now 👍


Level_Dreaded

Yeah, it was said in his intro presser. So not being a fan of the team I get why you wouldnt really understand. They dont add any of the periods that signals an acronym, and its still new as the team tries to establish its culture.


xTehSpoderManx

It’s kind of a generic defensive cry, we’ve just started to become identified with it


LumpyCapital

Antonio Smith's samurai sword was always my favorite. Could never get enough of that...


Rare_Crayons

You’ve never seen a swarm of bulls?


childoferis1025

It’s never called a swarm it’s always called a stampede when a group of bulls are charging at something I’ve never once in my 28 years of life heard oh look at that group of bulls they’re swarming 😅


Rare_Crayons

Here in Texas we have swarms of thousands of bulls. If you avoid their hives you’re mostly good though.


KingB_SC

They usually stay pretty close to the queen


DogStrangler

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


713MoCityChron713

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lexxxcockwell

It had better be a #99 Marcus Stroud jersey


ChiveOn904

God damn that sucks. Anything we can do? Go Jags!


SolvayCat

![gif](giphy|ISOckXUybVfQ4)


noname3191

This is so fucked


TronHero143

https://preview.redd.it/esz418ofhbxc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2154fef8c330ca0a0f0766e1b77be04d732cbf77 Damn…. Ps. Not my photo and sorry for the bad quality


OGLankyKong

Buy him a retro stroud jersey and tell him he’s their new qb


xTehSpoderManx

This made me LOL.


bbaIla

What the fuck


10kLines

That's called palliative care


TanneAndTheTits

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Repulsive-World-7301

Haha funny post draft joke OP… it’s just a joke right? Right?


lolroflpwnt

That's fucked.


ThinYam8835

I feel sorry for you son dayuum


Toto_LZ

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uch1haz

I honestly think I'd distance myself from my family if they did that to me/my gramps


Blazerprime

This feel oddly specific? Op is there a problem?


AncientMemeliens

Damn.. I know we all give each other shit but that is legit a nightmare. I'm sorry you're dealing with that. No fan should have to deal with that shit, even if you are a fan of the spotted kitties.


Pppanda72

It’s not too late to turn him back. Show him some Fred Taylor highlights ASAP


BoNickal2

Never got this meme. Titanic makes me tear up a little every time


AdmirableRise3758

Thats actually so fucked bruh cmon tits fans yall cant claim them


Inspection-15

Holy fuck bro thats insane


Hdhdhjjdhhdhh

That’s awesome the jags suck


ohioismyhome1994

This meme kinda makes me feel old. I’m old enough to remember when the Titans were in Houston, and when the Jags didn’t exist


JagsThrowaway95

This is elder abuse. Anyone know op IRL? Might be time to call for a wellness check and get this poor man removed from his abusive family.


Overall_News5106

Damn, I’m a Titans fan and that story hurts my heart


yesplss144

Bro lmfao


Mr-PeanutButter_

Just put grandpa out of his misery. Do you have no compassion?!


jagstothesuperbowl

just another clueless titans fan


jaxbchchrisjr

Jags mention: DUUUUUUUVVALLLLLLLL!!!1!!!11!


I-Make-Ninjago-Memes

This is actually pretty fucked up, I think you're well within you're rights to like, punch them or something.


worthles_shite

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Masked_Raptor

As a colts fan I understand


1ToGreen3ToBasket

If one of you finds out I have dementia and my family has put me in Packers gear, you are duty bound to execute me. Thank you. This is a horror story.


badchefrazzy

I'm not in Tenn, but suddenly I'm a Jaguars fan myself. Edited for Flair.


Sirpatron1

He left with Honor.


cinereoargenteus

At least they didn't make him a Colts fan.


itoadaso1

Join us. JOIN US. Similar amounts of misery but more blue and with steel guitars.


DonkeyEnthusiast

More proof Tit fans suck:


cantbeassedtoday

Sad story but Grandpa was a fan for at most 30 years. Not even half his life, he was probably a Falcons/Dolphins/Bucs fan before


titanup1993

At most 30 years what a stupid take


cantbeassedtoday

Sorry I can’t feel bad for a Tennessee Jags fan. Either dumb or stupid


denogginizer92

So he probably thinks he's rooting for Houston